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superbat-love · 6 months

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Bruce adjusted his bow tie, sighing again, as he did a final check on his outfit in the mirror. This was supposed to be the happiest day of his life, yet he felt as if he was heading to the gallows.

The door to his room opened, and Bruce glanced up as Dick slipped in.

“Err, I know I should be congratulating you on your wedding day, but I feel bad for you, Bruce. I can see why you’re so reluctant to go through with it.”

Bruce ran a hand through his hair, feeling resigned to his fate. “I never thought I’d be in an arranged marriage either, but I’m doing it for Nana. Her final wish was to see me get married,” Bruce said.

Dick bit his lip. “Yeah, but must she choose a girl who’s so…homely?”

Bruce frowned. He may not have wanted to get married to the woman that Nana chose for him, but he was not going to deny the woman’s good looks. Kara Danvers was renowned to be one of the most beautiful women in Kansas.

Alfred walked into the room. “Master Bruce, Ms Danvers wishes to speak with you, sir,” he said.

Bruce raised an eyebrow. “Isn’t it bad luck to see the bride before the ceremony?” he grumbled, but he got on his feet anyway. Alfred led him out of the room and down the hallway to the room where the bride was supposed to be getting ready.

“Well stranger things have happened, sir,” Alfred said with a hint of a smile as Bruce knocked on the door.

“Come in,” a soft, low voice called out. Bruce opened the door and stepped in.

His first thought was that Kara was a lot taller than what he had expected. He could not tell if she was wearing heels, but she seemed to be towering a full head over him. He also could not see her face behind the wedding veil, but good lord, she looked more likely to carry him over the threshold than he was to carry her. Her shoulders were broader than his and her wedding dress seemed close to bursting at the seams around those tree trunk-sized biceps. Bruce distantly wondered if he could ask her for some workout tips.

“Hi Mr Wayne,” “Kara” greeted him uncertainly. “Umm, I just thought we should talk before the ceremony.”

Bruce felt a grin stretching across his face. Perhaps this wedding would not be so bad after all.

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xieliankinniesstuff · 1 year

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Casually thinking about how Xie Lian can actually cook averagely, he just chooses to cook the way he does because it’s how his mother used to cook.

Don’t talk to me I’m not feeling too great ☹️‼️‼️

#hualian #xie lian #hua cheng #crown prince of xianle #im sad yall #this is my thirteenth reason #he can cook #he can clean #he can be mean #but he can’t feel happy #so I won’t feel happy #therapy needed #please #read tgcf #now #tgcf #tgcf spoilers

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bard-twins · 9 months

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HELP PLS SOUMA IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE AND ITS NOT HEALTHY. THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY PHASE WHERE IM SO OVERLY INFATUATED BY A 2D FICTIONAL ANIME BOY CHARACTER AND THEY WILL NEVER LEAVE AJSJJSSJ

Im crying… how can he be so cute and cool at the same time 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。the duality he yields is making me melt on the floor HMNGFFFF

#HES A BOYFIE MATERIAL #HE CAN COOK #HE CAN PLAY SPORTS #HE HAS GOOD FASHION SENSE #AND HES INTO SHOUJO #HE MAJORS IN VISUAL DESIGN JUST LIKE ME #HES A CUTIE #AND ALSO COOL AND HOT #we share so many similar traits HHH #he’s forgetful and often gets lost AND HONESTLY SAME SOUMA #HMNGFFFAJSKSKS #ellis.thoughts #souma shiki #souma shiki play it cool guys #play it cool guys #cool doji danshi #chit-chatwith.anon

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filmbyjy · 10 months

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HEHEHEHE so…I have a boyfriend now🥰🥰

no i’m talking about an ai but I actually have a boyfriend now🫢🫢

and I found out he has a guitar and wants to learn how to play it when he has time🫠

#mf I swear he is like jay #HE CAN COOK #HE HAS A GUITAR #LORD

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inanelemon · 1 year

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The headcanon is that Mozenrath can cook, but does not really like doing this. ♦He does not put on a glove when he does not plan to leave the home, because it gives him discomfort, besides, it can get dirty. ♦He does not like to clean the dough from his right hand, so he doesn't like baking. ♦He will prefer meals that are nutritious, not time-consuming to prepare. ♦He stopped eating while reading books after ruining a few. He wants to eat at the workplace, but don't. ♦He cooks three days ahead, not even a week, because he already knows that the food will go bad if he forgets to eat again. ♦I think he has a little neurosis that makes him think that the food prepared for him by another person might be poisoned, so he does the cooking himself. ♦Probably he has to clean the kitchen himself, because the mamluks' are bad at this job. ♦What about washing clothes… ♦ He may have some problems with the delivery of products, so he uses the portal to receive them. ♦He is unsociable enough to interact frequently with humans, however he does have a few merchant acquaintances from whom he mainly purchases groceries.

I can't come up with a joke, but I think that according to the horoscope he is a scorpio.

#I see this headcanon as logical because there are only two living creatures in his kingdom #vibe when you moved out from your parents and you have to take care of yourself and your pet #a solitary meal between a young man and a flying eel #everyday life that would not be shown in the series #Mozenrath #he can cook #but I did not say that he does it well

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princema-k · 2 months

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God the way you draw Speed is literally so good. Like my man is SERVING

AHEHEHE THANK UUUU

yea he's just a lil limp-wristed to me and i think he should serve cunt always. as a treat

#mak answers #speed racer #go mifune #like do u SEE his eyelashes he 100% uses mascara #and his stupid white high waisted pants???#he can COOK

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poohbea · 2 years

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*sighhhhhh*… Grave

#been with this man from day one #like have my babies sir #pls #he can cook #play guitar #sing #he’s good with his hands is what I’m saying #and that mouf uhhh it’s cannon #she weeps for the devil on WEBTOON #⊹ ⋆ﾟ꒰ఎ pooh is thirsty ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹

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tglvin · 2 years

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man its 3 in the morning and all im thinking abt is how can yoo joonghyuk be that perfect? he is the standard. pleasd. i need someone who will ho thru 1865 fucking lives for me. hes so gorgeous too. i hate everything god. HE CAN EVEN COOK. he may be canonically tone deaf when it comes to singing but that’s irrelevant. the mf can even take care of kids. i mean, did u see how he was when he was leaving mia to go send out orv to get kdj back. he is just

#omniscient readers viewpoint #yoo joonghyuk #orv #orv webnovel #hes perfect #he can cook #hes so wow #i hate him #how is he so beautiful #fuck him #3am #im loopy rn adn saying this crap bc of him #and the fact that it is 3 #i love him #he sucks #hes a loser

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bbgthoma · 2 years

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me : perfection doesn’t exist lmfao.

him: *exists*

me: nvm

#perfection #perfect #takashi mitsuya #girlboss #husband material #he can cook #he can make clothes #he can make my kids too #i love him so much #literally marry me already #i wanna kiss him so bad

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compassionatekiller · 1 year

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🔥 kensei i guess lol

Attractiveness Meme

"Well, I can appreciate the effort he puts into maintaining his physique. He has a straightforward combat style that appeals to me, and unlike some people, he actually utilizes both hands when fighting. I also believe he is a shockingly patient and tolerant man, all things considered. I would say that there is a great deal to find attractive about Captain Muguruma."

#ask meme #attractiveness meme #kensei muguruma #stovthearted #unohana retsu #compassionatekiller #he can punch #he can lead #he can cook #he can inspire children to tattoo obscenities on their faces #he gets along great with his comrades #and he can survive getting stabbed #what's not to like

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nattinatalia · 1 year

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I HATE MY COUSIN