#HE CARES ABOUT YOU

[spookysspoons]

I love Jon, I love him so much

#hes such a wet cat #him yelling at martin and accusing him i was just like “jon #!!! #martin is not your enemy hes just a little guy #he cares about you #ough #what i wouldnt do to work there honestly #the Magnus archives #jon sims #martin blackwood

[through-the-eyes-of-fakino]

W-we're o-Okay, J-j̵u̷s̴t̸ ̷ä̸̩̟̭̰͕̞̫̫̫̘̫͉̱͈̻́̄̏̀̓̇̒͝ ̸̧̡̰̳̹͍̬̖̼̫̭̯̹̬͕̠̳̄̀̒͘̚l̴̢͖̗̗͔̠̜̖̭͍̄̑̽̓̓͒i̴̡̢̙̫̬͔̝̘̱̯̱̼̐̀͌́̓̔͌͒͊̓͌̈́̓̏͐͘͝T̸̡̧̧͔̻̞͙̠̻̪̲͚̼̺͂̓̓̊̆͜t̷̛̹͉̼̤͓̰̥̎̎͌̀͆L̸̨̧͕̘̙̠͔̜͂̄͝e̷̛͍̜̭͇̜̠͔̹̣̥̻̋͆͋̋̾̉̑͂͆ Ȓ̸̨͍̪̳̟̳̮̗̤͖̳̜̮̹̺̌̐̕͜͜ǫ̵̡̡̢̛͖͖̲͗́͒͗̂͛̌̈̉̓̇̓̚͘u̷̧̢̢͔̺̮͖̟̞̱̩̩͙̙̬̯͛͂̍̿͆̈́̕̚͠͝G̸͓̜̟̞͎̪̜͔͔̻̫̬͍͝ͅḩ̷̛̥̯̝̦̜̘͍̤̻̺͖̈̒̈̈͛͌͝ə̴̨̛̙̙̳͓͇̓̈́̊́͗̊̅̇͐͋̊̌̄̊̈D̵̫̲̬̄͋͂͑̎͗̇̾̋̆̕ ̵̦̖͖̏̐͒͌̄͂̈́͆͠u̶͓̐͗͐̄̇̽͌̀̿̾͆̎̂́̾͘P̵̮̯̅ ̴̡̼̼͍̦̻̖͔̻͕͉̐͒͊͒͛͋̐̏̏͝͝ͅ ̸̨̧̤͍̻̥͉͇̤̖͍̭̳̩̘͗̿̄

n̷̨͍̗̳̗̝̥͚̔͌̇Ø̴͎͈͎͙̜̙̱͊͑͛̈́̋̀̌̌̇͝ͅt̵̡̛͓͉̙̓̈́̈́̃̃͐̊̐̾̕H̵̺͈̭̘̖̟̮͈̳͗̈́̑̉͛̔̽̆͋̾́̓͒͑͘͜į̶̡̥̤͔̳̫̼̘̟̈́̽̀̅͂̀͌̏̿̃͆͐̋̑̚͜͠ǹ̵̡̢͉̩̩͖͇̙̝̊͛̋̇̊̽͊̀̇͌̄̑̈́͘͘ġ̸̞̻̗̳͓͉̯̗̤̐̓̅́̕ͅ ̶̭̹̿̏̉͊̍̆͌̕͠ bUt Â̷̡͖͖͉͈̽̔̒̈́͘̕n n-Ŋəw SCrEeN C̶̗̒͑͒͝a̶̻̮̜̮̋n̴͇͝'̵̩̅̐̆͠t̵̯͈͊ f 👉🖐♣️✏️✏️

-CoFəe ªNon ☕️

".thgir lla er'uoy doG knahT"

"...yako ,lleW .txet eht tsuj ,seciov ruoy gniraeh llacer t'nod I"

"...? "

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D̷̡̡͕̼͈͖͔͈̺͔̳̦̳͌͑̆̏ͅi̸͎̣̭͓͑̆́͆̉̂͜d̵͙͍̜̦͈͉͉͇̩̜̖̬͕̦̫̉̽͌̾̓͋́̿͘̚ ̵̛̹̱̤͗̎̓̾͋͠ẗ̶̘̬̂̎͝h̶̨̦̜̦̖͎̜͔̩̩͔̭̊̏̽̓͐̇̔̇̕͝ͅe̴̛̮̗̗͚̝͋͛̇ỳ̶͚̰̻̯̹͔͕̣̲͙͙͌̒̉̽͌́̀̔̐ ̴̨̡̭̝͚̥̻̮̹͙̪͉̺̣͓́̀̍̑̑͊p̶̧̯̮̘̀̃̀̿̇͘͘͘u̷̝͇̺̻̼͍̺̪̙̕t̴̟͎̙̮͍̳̫̦̾ͅ ̵̡͖̘̳̙̞̂̈́a̴̺͗̋̑̒̀̈́̾̈́̔̚ ̸̡̢̢̳̠̝͙̲̹̹͍̣͇͔̒̓̓̎̆͌̂̀͜c̶̟̞̜̠͎̭͖̝͓͚͐̃̀́͘͜͜ō̸̧̥̭̻̤̓̈̓͂̿l̵̨͙̟̩̬̤̯̠̤̭͋̍̈́̏̂͗̐̿͋͘͠ĺ̴̡̩̬̩̫̻̺̖͕͙a̸̢̤̙̹͇̪̯̣̮̙͍͓͋̃͊̋͋̃̚͝r̵̡̨̛̩̩̠̼͖͖̦͉̠͚̗̬̂́͋̀͐͘͠ ̷̪̻͙͓͚̩̪͔̗̳̗̞̤̣̒́͌̾̕o̴̙̼͎̙͍̰͍̠̘̔̉̃̿̄̓̕͜n̸̨̛̛͖̏͆̈́̅̃̒͑̈́͂͊͝ ̴̨̡̰͔̬͇̱̟͖̉̓̉̈́͂̎͆h̷̡̢̛̦̳͚͉̮͈̺̘̬̱͔̤͗̏̔̊͒̍̀́̓͝í̸͇̟̖͉̜̖̖̐̽̽̈́̊̓̑̿͐͌̉̔̕͝m̴̨̢̢̹͔̤̬͚̝̬̱͉̞̆̈̌͒̍̒̈̍̉̾͝͝ͅ?̵̱͓͈͚̹͗́̂̓̈́̉̆̽͝ ̴̛̣̦͎̄͊̎̽̏̽͠A̸͇͒͘͝s̴̨̛͎̹̓̐ ̸̧͓͍̪̳͓̼͖̞̗̭̎̑̆́͌̀͋̈́͂͜͝ͅa̷̫̲̠͎͓͉̜̯͊͂̆̄̾̄̉̔̚͘͝ͅn̸̤̈̔̒͑̌̈̍̋͒̄̌͑ ̷̛͖̖͖̙̯̭̭̭͙̏́̾̂͋̚ͅa̷̩̋̾̌̀̉̿̈́́̆̀̏͛̈́̒̂n̵̩̬̞̜̫̙̈͌̽̈́̊̊̽́̚͜ḯ̸̢͉̰͎̜̩͖̣̩̜͍̲̠͗̈́͜m̴̧̢̡̧̙̟̮̹̟͉̬̔́̓͛̅͛̊̓̅̾̈́̒̄̚͠a̵̮̹̰̲͔̿̓͒̂̓̃̈́l̴͇̫̰̈͊̐̽̍,̷̢̠͓̗͎̤̣̦̺̜̯͓̠͔̯͋ ̴̢̙̱̝̤͇͓̜͎͎̠̲͚̜͖̒ḩ̷̦͉̝̪͔͈̘̏̋̔͜o̵̡̨̯̙̅̅̒̎̀n̶̡̢̛̰̭͙̜̯̞̺̩͓̟̑̕e̷͎̤̗̺̙̬̘̜͉̣̠͆̈̔̿̇̀́͗̐̐̚̕s̷̘̝̊̊̓͝t̶̢̧̡͉̭̱̳̳̲̠̱͌͜l̶̛͈͖̲͙̳͔̼̮͇̰͖̯̜̎͑̓̄̈́̑̐̔͒͠ͅy̵̲̻͎͉̠͉̗̟͇͎̤͈̣̩̋͑̄̈̊̌͊̋̃̀̉͜͝,̸̡̧͚̺͉̣͕͙͕̣̆̾̏͂͂̈́͜ ̶͚̺̜̲̬̻̱̰̝̘̪͍̼́̿͐̍ḯ̸̪̦͚t̸̡͓͔͉̜̠̲̻͔̼̙͚̟́'̶̡̳̲̽͆͛͗͆̅́͠͝ş̵̡̨̛̘̱̹͕͚͖̙̻͎̭̋̏͒͆̈́̓͋̍̒͊͘̚ ̶̨͉͍͍͕̖̫͔͈͙̤̩̬̿͆̍͂̍̒͒͊ś̶̨̱͉̯͙̳̯͓͓́̆̀̕͜͠t̷̢̼̬̋͂̂͑̎͂͂̕͜u̷͈̺̗̝̪̬͂̀̋̂̈͋͂̾̀̐͌̑̕͜͝p̶̡͈̯̳̮͉̥̪͍̬̥̓̽̎͐́͋͂̉́͗͆͘̕͜͝i̷̢͈̼̤̜̭͛͗̓͌́͗̋̊̈́͘d̸̢̗̲͔̩̭̏̂̚͜ ̸͚̖͓̰̖͎̦̩̗̫̩̟͒͜e̴̢̙̩̺̙͈̭̩̣͉͐̆̔̔̈̀̏͑͘͝͝n̷̢̠͖͍̠̬͎̙͍̖̫͚̍̔̎̒̈́̑o̶̮̱͓̎́͗ư̸͎͚͚͉͖͈̻̺̗̥̖̰̠̈͛͗͊̒̒͊̃̊͘g̷̢̲̗̗̥͍̖̠̹̰͉͉͇̓ḧ̴͙́̈̈́͒ͅͅ.̷̡͚̻̬̖̰̻̰̗̱̮͈̥̰͛͒͋͋́̈̅̿͜͝ ̸̢̤̼̥̫̹̯̤̻͋͌̈̕Ä̶̬́̄͂̄̽̍̅̽̐̊͆̐͘n̵̨͎͗d̸̡̡̧̛̛̫̞̣̖̮̘̪̩̖̏̊̇̾̓͌ ̸̹̳̱̮̦͋̀́̾͑̅̓̈́́͋͘̕͜t̶̨̠͕̫̅͂̽͆͛͋̐̂̊̀̎͜͠͝͝h̸̡̢̦̝̪̊͂̓̓̓͛͗͐̿̉͑̉͒̈́͝i̷̢̢̥͚̜̠̰̩̝͓͓̮̯̬̦̽s̸͉̤̺̫̗͗͊̕͝ ̶̩̙̼̣̫̳̱̞͎͎̮̪̞̰͕̇͌͆̌̽̉̌̍͝͝c̵̮̼̬̩͓͔͓̳̤̺̈́͊ĺ̶̛̼͇̫̤̘̬̠͖̔̓̍̒͊͂̑͗̅͒̈́̕͝ͅo̶̜̹͍̝̝͛ṋ̸͗̈́̈́͛̈́͋̓́́̅̈́̕ͅe̶̬̯̥͚̙̦͓̟̝̿͛̊͊͗͜͝ͅ ̷̢͕̺̻̘͈͈̇͑̂ẘ̴̢̭̟͉̱̪̜͍̲͎̙͐̈͂͌̇̑͂͐̒̉̅̕͜ͅì̶̱̝̱̯̼͙͔͎́̎̒́̑t̵̫̹̦̦̥͕͎̟͈̯͍͕̞̎̚h̶̨̫͙͍͓̻̱̭͍͇͎̀̓̌̃͆̇͘ ̸̪̮̝̫̮̥̭̮͚̗͖̱͖͆̾́͌́̈́͌̑̈́̑̇̈́̎̚̕h̶̼̺̬̗̱͉̺͚̳̲͈͇̊̇͐̈́͐i̷̧̹͕͛̌̐͐̿̏͠s̶̢̧̟̜̹̮̪̜̭͇͍͚̑ ̶̛͙̲͕͔̦͈̤̤̻̼̻̝͛̽͛̎͊͂̽̆͌̕p̴̧̛͔̥̺̩̬̮͕̼̻̎͊̉̆͂́̇̃̿̂͂͝͝͝r̴̢̧̠͖̹̗̜̆͂̑́̓̄̅̓́̕͝ä̶̛̙̺́̾͊͌͂̀̔̈́͝n̸̤̝͉̙͉̺͙̯͍̗͈͔͍̼̑͒́̇́̎̆͜k̴͎̳̹̬͈̞̭̘̣̊ș̸̡̧̢̫͔̟͇̯̗̝̟̭͛̐̍̎̅́̾̎̂̋̕͘͝ͅ ̶̛͉̺̯̬̗̘̬̝̺̥͔̜̗̟̑̔̏̍̏̓̃̍͑̆̾͊̃̕r̸̪̂̇̎͝e̴̡͈̜͚̗̣͙̝̻̱̙̼̼̊͑̍̕ͅa̴͉͔̘̯͔͙̪͍̭͂̑̎͋͘̚͜l̸͇̈̇͂l̶̨̡̞͍̮̖̪̪̪̤̥̱̞̀̔͜ŷ̶̭̥̼̬͋̈́͐͐̑̚ ̷̨̢̛̫̹̲̬̞͇͈̦̥̙̒̒̃̑͒̎p̶̧̠̘̪͈̣̟̾̇͊́͒̔̎̚͠i̷̼͍̬̹̒͋͊͗̀̐͆͋̏̓̄͆͝͝͠ṣ̵͙̺̲̜̬̆̅̈́̽͆̌͠ș̵̺̝͎̥͙́̋͂͋e̵̟̳̖͈̯͔̟̾̆́̈̎͌͌̃̂̽͂̍̑̚ş̶̢̤̯̩͓̩͉̟̠̳͖̉͆͘ ̸̨̩̑͆͛̐̄͋ḿ̵̧͈̥̖̪̦̦̬̪̣̙̘̃̓̉́͗̄̈͐̾̔̈́̀ͅͅẽ̷̛̲̅͌͂̏͂̆̉̌ ̴̛͕̼̙̝̓̑͆̎͐͛͊͛̾͝ǫ̸̛͙̱͇̺͇̤̝̗͇̟̠̦̳͗͛͋̆̿̎̾̆͘̚f̵̝̣̺̹̦̻͖̠̱̲̍͒͋͑͊̓́̉́̈́͐̓͜f̷̛̲͈̄̉͛̊̑́̃͘͘̕͜.̸̨̨̢̣̘͙̭͎̱̞͔͚̞̤͔̒̾̉̑̍͝͝

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"..."

"It looks like these things are messed up."

"Well , I hope that you can hear me normally now .Because I don't hear that something in my speech has changed."

"Some of your messages are poorly displayed and voices sound bad, I think then I'll go to Pizza Head later to fix these things."

Fakie's clone: "Peppino, I have a question."

"What's.It?"

Fakie: "I 'll explain it to you when we go .Well, as I understand it... And also where it comes from."

"But before that, I'm going to create something out of my goo.I think it's not safe to be in this box for you."

#fake peppino #ask blog #art #pizza tower #he cares about you #he will do one thing to protect you #waiting for the next page #and yes #zalgo text #I forgot to tell you #only you can hear him normally

[sebsxphia]

I’m loving all your Rhett drabbles!!! How would Rhett take care of a drunk reader? Soft Rhett vs. Horny Rhett?

omg, thank you so much!! i’m so pleased to hear you’re enjoying them!! 🥹💖💘

Good question, dear! If Rhett is horny, I’ll be honest, even though you have mutually consented to a lil bit of cnc here and there, he would never, do anything to you when drunk.

Rhett has been in your situation one too many times and he knows what you need. He cares a lot about you and will give you water and pull over if you feel ill.

He’ll lie you down in the truck, with your head on his lap stroking your hair gently. When you get home, he’s half carrying you and half helping you stand up. You’re spluttering all sorts of rubbish at him, he just laughs quietly and carries you to bed. “Alright, angel face. I love you too.”

Horny Rhett will still compliment the shit outta you and tell you how fucking good your tits looked in your dress, but he’ll say, “can’t wait to have you tomorrow, sweets. When you’re more sober.” He kisses your forehead and leaves a glass of water and paracetamol by your bedside.

would he go into the bathroom and jack off at the thought of your tits? yeah

thank you so much for this dear!! 💌 i really wish rhett would carry me into bed 🤠💖

#💌you’ve got mail #rhett abbott #rhett abbott x reader #he cares about you #a lot 🥹

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace. #You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨ #And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale) #anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

[shadowtraveled]

"mithrun is the only real monsterfucker in dungeon meshi" is objectively the funniest bit you can get out of his everything, but in all seriousness i think his attraction to his love interest is deliberately overstated—and that makes sense, because romantic jealousy is a classic and digestible motive, which is explicitly what kabru was aiming for in condensing mithrun's backstory, and also because until chapter 94, mithrun wasn't willing to admit to the true nature of his desires.

but because romantic envy is both classic and digestible, it probably isn’t a unique enough or complicated enough desire to tempt a demon’s appetite. mithrun’s wish, as far as we can figure from kabru’s reduced retelling, was to have a life in which he had never become one of the canaries, and that carries like 3857 implications and desires within it. that’s delicious. his love interest acts as sort of a red herring to his motivation for making it, though. (side note: i'm saying "love interest" here because, keeping in mind that i barely speak japanese on a good day anymore, "想い人" is something i'd usually take as just kind of an old-fashioned and romantic way to refer to a lover, but in context i wonder if both the connotation of yearning and the vagueness are intentional, and i think this phrasing gets those aspects of it more effectively. anyway.)

mithrun considered his love interest to be untrustworthy. there was a minute where i thought that comment might be about a similar-looking elf (yugin, one of his squad members), but comparing the two…

the "sketchy" arrow is definitely referring to the elf we know as his love interest—the bangs go toward her right, she only has the one forehead ornament, and, most notably, her ears aren't notched.

every time she’s given a full-body depiction in his dungeon, she’s drawn as a chimera, with the body of a snake from the waist down. (side note: the “what if a dungeon has chimeras before reaching level 4?”/“then the dungeon lord is unstable” exchange just being mithrun grilling his past self alive is so funny. he’s so. but anyway) there are a couple things about this.

first, the snake part of the chimera appears to be modeled after some species of coral snake mimic

which, in the biology-for-fun manga, i… doubt is a coincidence, especially with the added context of the “untrustworthy” comment. the dungeon’s conjured illusion of mithrun’s love interest was a harmless copycat of a venomous original. for whatever reason, he felt this person was a threat and made up a "safe" version of her to be in a relationship with, and while it’s definitely possible to be attracted to or even love someone you find to be toxic and/or intimidating, when you take that into consideration alongside the configuration of her body, you get some interesting implications.

which brings us to our second point: if we assume that mithrun was not in fact fucking a snake, then sexual attraction, at least, was so far removed from his idea of a relationship with this person that he did not even bother to keep her dungeon copy human enough to maintain the illusion of the option of a sexual relationship. this is somewhat echoed in the depictions of their interactions, which also imply a frankly unexpected romantic distance. she kisses his cheek and he doesn't seem to react; she's at the edge of a narrow bed with only one set of pillows, on top of his blankets while he's underneath them.

the kiss is particularly interesting because it seems to contrast the text. kabru's narration tells us this was everything mithrun could have asked for, but mithrun is there looking unreadable to pensive, likely because this is right before the panel that makes it clear things in the dungeon are beginning to go wrong.

walking through this backwards for a minute, we have the physical barrier of his bedding and the spatial separation inherent in a bed made for one person, the emotional barrier of his mounting anxiety getting in the way of his ability to enjoy the affection he sought, and... the snake, which historically carries the connotation of temptation, yes, but also mistrust, barring physical intimacy. okay. ok. if a dungeon reflects the mentality of its lord, all of this might suggest that mithrun was not able to have any real desire for a relationship with this person. his unwillingness to be vulnerable or let another person in was insurmountable. but in that case, why was she such a focal point that she remained to the end, after his dungeon had stopped creating iterations of his friends to come and visit him? why would he get so upset over her meeting with his brother that he became lord of a dungeon about it?

well. mithrun's brother was also interested in her, probably genuinely. and mithrun had to win.

you have an older brother who your parents completely ignore, probably in part because he is chronically ill/disabled and almost definitely in part because he received a ton of recessive traits that resulted in rumors that he was an illegitimate child. you are aware, most likely because those same parents fucking told you, that you actually are an illegitimate child. but they keep you around because you had the good fortune of looking just like your mother. what can that possibly teach you but that you, like your brother, are disposable?

it's utterly unsurprising that mithrun, under these circumstances, developed a pathological need to be better than everyone around him. people don't keep you otherwise. i'd argue this is also why he says he looked down on everyone he knew while milsiril claims his dungeon reeked of feelings of inferiority—he sought out people's worst traits and prioritized them in his mind to protect his already extremely fragile sense of self-worth, and all the while he tried to be as likable and high-performing as he possibly could be. his parents disposed of him anyway, but even then he tried to keep up the performance. he was kind to everyone. he never once lost to a dungeon.

when he saw his "love interest" meeting up with his brother, what he saw was himself being replaced by a person his parents had always treated as worthless, and if that was what they thought of the child they'd kept, what value could anyone possibly see in the bastard they'd given away to die? mithrun and kabru tell the story like he wanted to win this unnamed elf's heart, but it was never about being with her. it was about cementing his worth, proving that he didn't deserve to be thrown away.

and so it's particularly cruel that his demon discarded him, too. but maybe it's also particularly gentle that, in the end, there was someone who refused to even consider giving up on him.

kui laid it out in three panels better than i could hope to.

yeah. it's love. you wanted to be loved, even when the only way you were able to understand it was through the desire to be wanted, and you wanted that so badly that the idea of being consumed felt like the promise of finally mattering to someone.

#dungeon meshi spoilers #mithrun #dungeon meshi #this has been rotating for a while but i wanted to check my evidence before getting into it thanks user angelspenance for posting that meme #half of this is just the text and the other half i'm sure has been said before but it's making my brain [radio static] so here this is #someone did for sure mention this but i do find it very cute that in his fucked up conjured world meant to portray his ideal reality #his teammates came to visit him. like part of the fantasy was then explicitly that they cared about him and were his friends. even though #he says he tried to see the worst in them. #hm it does feel important to note that i do also believe 100% in mithrun suicidality--his desire to be eaten does seem to focus a lot on #wanting it to be Over. wanting not to be left incomplete and empty anymore. #but that loops back around a bit to the hole in your heart that appears when you feel unloved. it's many things and the same thing at once #snakes #long post #severe problems #meshy

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[cupidscrule]

"Sukuna would give you pet names" "Sukuna would have a soft spot for you" "Sukuna would be super caring"

Sukuna would call you several slurs and then throw you against a wall, then convince you that you fell

#cupidscruel🍡 #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk x you #sukuna x reader #sukuna x you #sukuna x y/n #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna jjk #jjk sukuna #He would NOT care about you #gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[tagerrkix]

rage.

#welcome to today's episode of “me trying to draw 76 different emotions at once” #rage+grief???sorrow??? anguish????? #hmmmmmmm #definitely pain #and a hint of fear #no but like he's angry but there's sadness underneath you get what i'm saying #the kind of rage caused by something that left you traumatized and you just can't stop thinking about how unfair it was #like “i didn't deserve this nobody deserves this” kind of rage #well anyway #i don't even care about anatomy at this point #just let me see how much i can distort the face and still have it somewhat resemble the character #didn't mean to draw him crying again but my hand slipped oops #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate 3 #astarion fanart

[egophiliac]

this is basically what happened, right?

(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #these two are SO sleazy and i am utterly delighted by them #can't wait to find out their tragic backstory in approximately 3-4 weeks! #fortunately i have like a month to figure out how the heck to draw their hair (spoiler: i will never figure it out) #also. god. i love it whenever leona accidentally reveals his Mom Side. #he doesn't care about any of this but he WILL be tagging along to make sure no one else gets into trouble #once again he has to be the Responsible Adult and he hates it. the whimsical hat weighs heavy upon his head. #anyway this is me so excuse me while i now talk about diasomnia for three hours #but lilia being all 'kids gotta have some adventure in their lives!' is hilarious #specifically because you know silver would NEVER. #100% silver not only never snuck out but he always went to bed on time AND brushed his teeth AND flossed even when nobody made him. #lilia: aww but you should be enjoying your youth! >:c #silver: i am. i enjoy being respectful and disciplined and honoring you as my father. #lilia: #lilia: maybe i'm TOO good at raising kids #you know i was going to say none of his kids would be involved in this but i actually think malleus definitely would #he would not see it as a moral quandry though. he would just be excited to be invited along. #(the only reason he isn't there is because he was busy admiring a termite-infested beam somewhere and yuu didn't get a chance to ask him) #i mean MAYBE if lilia as his single authority figure told him no then he would have some reservations #but lilia's the one who's screaming HELL YEAH LET'S SNEAK OUT AND DEFY AUTHORITY while dabbing so moot point there #sebek would never and he would rat on everyone else. unless malleus is going in which case he's already there. #and i guess if everyone else is going silver probably would too #but he'd. y'know. feel conflicted about it.

[aunmenosheteroenespanol]

2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

Tommy's family arc

#911 #911edit #911 abc #911 show #911 spoilers #911 season 7 #tommy kinard #evan buckley #evan 'buck' buckley #kinley #bucktommy #kinkley #tevan #pick a ship name you guys and thanks for picking tevan the most correct name #anyway analysis time! #looking back with Modern Knowledge tm about why tommy acts the way he does in the past... babygirl you were so closeted I'm so proud #babygirl was back there getting into narnia #he was so resistant to letting go of the pseudo-family he'd found at the 118 in chimney begins #even tho it was a good old boys club that he knew he really didn't fit into he was making himself fit because at least it was something #but then he let chimney in and then hen came around and he saw a very queer person being openly queer and not giving a fuck what they think #and I think his behavior in that episode was trying to support hen as much as he could without outing himself #because like. how do you give up years of relative safety with people who do care about you they just won't like you anymore if you're *you #then he meets buck in s7 which is like 10-20 years later timeline is fake and he's like oh. this is what unconditional family is #and he's like oh. maybe I can come back. maybe I can be part of this again somehow. maybe we've both grown enough #or at the very least he'll be close to something he never believed would really happen for him #rant over tevan my beloved tim minear pillow cold both sides god bless #my edits

[emberglowfox]

he did get those braids after all

#loz #totk #link #tulin #zelda #totk spoilers #my art #tulin's dialogue is the wikipedia entry for wind lol #and link is signing “bird” in the second panel #this is post-canon to me btw #zelda not keeping some light dragon traits even subtle is an attack against me specifically. cmon #also yes that's a sheikah tech right arm on link. do with this as you will #i think chilling and listening to people he cares about infodump is link's fave thing ever btw #sorry this is all u get from me tn im sleepy #sparks art

[mearchy]

The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

#This can be played for comedic value eldritch horror BAMF moments and also just overall weirdness. #not even in a manic pixie dream boy way but just like. #a very unsettling guy… and you don’t know why… #but he also exudes enough light and friendliness that everyone overlooks it #and now HAN is used to this #and leia does not care #but boba fett is doing the 😧 #and i just think that’s funny. #all jedi should be weird but luke is weirder because he doesn’t even have any context for this shit. #like normal jedi learn to be normal from the temple environment #or from being around lots of normal people. #so he’s like everything kind of Off about the jedi distilled into one friendly blond surfer dude. #star wars #original trilogy #ot #star wars original trilogy #luke skywalker #bobaluke #dinluke #the mandalorian #boba fett #din djarin

[aziraphalalala]

I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib

#i mean have you seen how he looks at David Tennant #Have you seen how Aziraphale looks at Crowley #it's not a “I like him a normal amount” kinda look #it's more of a “I hope you've put down some solid roots cause Imma climb you like a tree” manic stare #and he has been 0% chill in all earlier statements about it #so i anticipate a feral front approaching from Wales with a hefty precipitation of Sheenussy on display #Is this post inappropriate? #i don't even know anymore #my brains are scrambled to the point of no return #what is reality #hahaha I don't care let me shitpost and die on this hill #good omens #good omens 2 #michael sheen #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #cangse sanren #wei changze #jiang fengmian #It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill. #I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months. #My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good. #CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10. #While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in- #-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all. #It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ. #Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do. #Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would. #My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends. #they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time. #But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together. #Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.

[caiabresebun]

miles morales, spiderman 🌻

#miles morales #spiderman #across the spiderverse #atsv #pavitr prabhakar #miguel ohara #hobie brown #gwen stacy #meows morales #peter b parker #jessica drew #hands on knees wheezing #THE INSANE CANVAS TWIRLING AND COMP FIXING ON THIS AHH #i love miles he is my babyboy forever #need to draw more miguels rahh <- the disease is kickin in #i didnt care about spiderman at all and knew no lore etc til itsv so miles is my first spiderman to me <3 i love you miles