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#HE HAS A POINT
freudyou · 4 months
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the-darkestminds · 9 days
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Eris was so real for this lmao
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bibannana · 3 months
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Echo *lounging on his bunk listening to some music*: Y'know this genre doesn't really vibe with me.
Tup *leans over and changes the channel*: Let's give this a whirl.
Fives *top-half dangling off of his bunk over Echo*: Did you know that genres are just the different fonts of music?
Jesse *covers his face with his pillow*: Please for the love of-
Hardcase *gasps and sits up*: You're right!
Fives *smug*: Of course I am-
Echo *yanks on Fives' arm, sending him smacking into the floor*: No.
Kix *just trying to relax*: I hate it here.
Taglist: @soliloquy-of-nemo @staycalmandhugaclone @sexy-rex @nekotaetae @jiabae (If I forgot anyone I am so sorry, it's been awhile)
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Little Farkas: Can we have a birthday cake?
Kodlak Whitemane: It's not your birthday.
Little Vilkas: The cake won't know.
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Eddie: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Eddie: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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lesbianasfuckwomen · 5 months
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Uzui: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has way less space to be bottled up in.
Sanemi: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Rengoku: Spiders!
Mitsuri: Wasps.
Giyuu: Shinobu.
Obanai: Can't-Decide-On-A-Hatori has a point.
Shinobu: Fuck you all.
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jefferythejelly · 5 days
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foolish: dude i just thought about it and i’d be a terrible serial killer. all it’d take is one person to ask and i’d be like *laughs*
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phatcatphergus · 3 months
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I love Maxggs 😭😭
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pratchettquotes · 11 months
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"Perks, you are making a great contribution but I really will not have my orders continually questioned," said Blouse. "You are my batman, after all. I think I run a 'happy ship' here, but I will be obeyed. Please?"
It was like being savaged by a goldfish, but she had to admit he had a point.
Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
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honeygrahambitch · 9 months
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Me: granny will start liking Hannibal when she finds out he hadn't killed Abigail in S1
My dad: yeah she is alive for like 2 minutes and then he kills her I'm sure granny will love him after that
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Prince: It's a good thing I still have my sexy cat costume from last Halloween... Vanessa: I really don't think you were the target audience for that costume, sweetie. Prince: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
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fxderchen · 1 year
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Slider: I know you like Maverick.
Iceman: That's bullshit.
Maverick: Yes, we don't like each other.
Slider: Why are you holding hands then?
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Sanguine: Blowjobs are whacky.
Sanguine: Because it's someone trusting you enough to stick a highly sensitive flesh stick comprised of soft muscles and arteries . . .
Sanguine: . . . into what's essentially a bear trap made of enamel blades.
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columboscreens · 1 year
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possessedpasm · 1 year
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i would feed him right....
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trueniversecomics · 6 months
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Comictober Day 2: Spiders
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