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starsxinxthexbluexsky · 1 year

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#😭😭😭😭 so sexy #zhan-geeee #he is illegal #xiao zhan #my gifs

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 9 months

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#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

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comradekatara · 5 months

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2 kinds of grad students (both massive nerds)

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #zuko #zukka #<- seems like i may as well tag it. considering #sokkaxzuko #(secretly this is sokkaxsuki tho. just look at sokka’s hoodie)#modern au #art #mart #if you’re wondering why there’s only one pile of graded papers it’s because sokka saved that paper for last #bc the handwriting was so illegible #(and zuko is responding even tho sokka isn’t talking abt his work bc he’s touchy. bc he knows he isn’t ocean vuong)#also before anyone’s like ‘shouldn’t sokka be the one writing poetry?’ YES sokka also writes poetry but it’s like.#silly little rhyming poems #he would never do an mfa art is a hobby to him and he thinks getting a degree in it is a waste of time #but he doesn’t tell this to zuko bc zuko wasted so much time suffering in undergrad trying to pursue a ‘respectable’ degree #so sokka’s just like ‘okay. well he deserves this’

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softiedingo · 2 months

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neck + chest appreciation post ✨️

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal #pedropascal #ppascaledit #sag awards #THAT NECK #i would sell my soul for a bite 😭😭#he looks like he came straight out of a romance novel #looking this good should be illegal #also his smile is so 🥹🤏🏻🤏🏻#hes such a cutie #i'm SO happy and SO proud that he won #my boy deserves all the awards 😌💅🏻#softiedingo

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riinchu · 2 months

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Drew Gabriel in a dress . . . again ✨

This dress genuinely fits him so well AAAAAA!

Heres the dress for reference <3

#WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD IN A DRESS #it should be illegal to slay so hard #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabriel #art #my art #digital art

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shewhowillrise · 3 months

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DC x DP

Jason never made it to the Lazarus pit or the league of assassins.

Bruce gave him that excuse for his green eyes and short temper.

Jason knows he didn’t crawl out of his grave with the giant Y that scars his chest.

Jason knows he’s a revenant.

Jason knows he needs to kill to stay sane. To stay whole.

A soul sucker they called him.

Jason agreed not to kill, because he misses his family. No matter how much he starves himself, it’s worth it to get Dick’s hugs, experience Tim’s genius, see Cassandra’s award winning performance, to help Damian experience a childhood.

Jason didn’t realize Bruce doesn’t know what he is. Jason didn’t realize Bruce meant Black Gate when he said he’d take him in the next time he killed. Jason didn’t realize Bruce had no idea about the anti ecto acts.

Jason swore to stay in line, so he’d never end up on that metal table again.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc prompt #jason todd #Jason thinks Bruce knows about everything #(the anti ecto acts #the fact that until Joker is dead Jason must feast on souls #the reason Jason doesn’t say at the manor is because Bruce would be investigated for housing an ecto entity #that Jason starts decomposing if he doesn’t kill and consume)#Jason thinks Bruce told his siblings it was the Lazarus pit bc he think Bruce doesn’t want to tell his siblings he’s an illegal entity #Jason thinks Bruce hides this bc the others would turn on him #meanwhile the whole family has no idea any of this is happening

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schmellows · 9 months

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#dan heng #star rail #honkai star rail #hsr #dan heng il #hes so pretty its illegal #please #one chance dan heng #schmellows

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sophfandoms53 · 3 months

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just wanted to share how gorgeous i think Angel is

#he’s also so cunty #like look at him #the PRETTIEST i swear #he rocks anything it’s illegal #i think angel’s neat y’know #my original demon boyyyy #loved him during the pilot and addict era and i utterly adore him in the actual show #he’s come so far🥹#hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin hotel angel dust

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mossycobblestonewrites · 4 days

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DC X DP PROMPT #15

Despite what most people would think, Danny was an excellent driver. It took a lot of hard work and extra classes, but he is by far the safest driver of the family. So safe in fact that others often make fun of him for it.

'You'll get there eventually with Grandma driving!' 'It's like going even a fraction over the speed limit is gonna give you a heart attack or something'

It was fine. Danny was proud about being a safe driver. It's what he worked for! His family already contributed to enough property damage.

Driving in Gotham was a very different experience from driving in Amity. His new friends made fun of him even more now.

It was one of these playful ribs that he shot out his favorite reply (one he hadn't gotten the chance to use since moving).

"Well, you know what they say; you should only do one illegal thing at a time!" Danny thought he was hilarious (as his species was still technically illegal), the Batkid (you decide) overanalyzed (as usual).

#dc x dp #dpxdc #danny drives really well #danny is a great driver #he drives like a grandma #this has spawned from personal experience #danny moves to gotham and befriends some of the bats #danny thinks hes funny #he is #but bat paranoia is strong #misunderstandings #miscommunication #batkid: what illegal things is he hiding??? drugs?? weapons??? MURDER?????#danny 'my existance is illegal' fenton

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stargirl22222222 · 4 months

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Mulder and Scully on their illegal shit

#artists on tumblr #dana scully #gillian anderson #mulder and scully #shit post art #shitpost #x files #digital art #the xfiles #xfiles fanart #fanart #meme redraw #i love it when they do illegal stuff #mulder breaking and entering and scully tagging along for support #like ugh there he goes again breaking the law #mulder come back here

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begaycommittreason · 2 years

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people talk about how jason must’ve been the biggest menace in the batfam as a street kid

but at the age of 9 dick was literally planning a revenge murder and had No regard for bruce’s orders or authority as a parent

tim was a rich kid that wouldn’t know adult supervision if it was murdered by a boomerang, who stalked the bats across gotham, discovered their identities, and strong-armed bruce into giving him robin at 13

steph was fighting crime before bruce even got to her and she proceeded to never once listen to him in her life

cass and damian, i love them, but they were Feral. absolute Gremlin children

then there was jason who liked going to school and was just happy to be there

#like he got in school fights sure #but tim was probably running illegal poker rings at gotham academy #dick’s mullet was a menace in and of itself #don’t even get me started on damian #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #dick grayson

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yrsonpurpose · 5 months

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