Simone Di Meo keeps blessing us with his Damian, I---
Look at him!!!!
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Eyy, the ol’ classical sun :D
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Steve wears this on the red carpet to some award show with his rockstar boyfriend Eddie and everyone keeps asking who he's wearing and he politely ignores them.
He's not going to tell them it was the only thing he could find that wasn't a boring black suit and that he had found it in his mother's cupboard years ago and taken it with him when he'd moved out. Eddie had completely forgotten they were invited to the event, so they didn't have time to buy anything else.
Robin calls him afterwards and tells him that he looked like a mouldy cheese walking the red carpet.
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Got a badass looking scar after hunting a bear
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*grabs Geoff and jangles him around like car keys* I’ve got an au!
So if you don’t care about splatoon in any capacity theres these silly little guys named Callie and Marie, they’re basically pop superstars and also news anchors for turf war for whatever reason. there are these events called splatfests where you’re given a would you rather and you pick a side and then those two sides duke it out over a weekend to see which teams the best. Anyways in the final splatfest the teams were Callie vs Marie and Marie won. Callie got a bit salty and depressed and she got brainwashed by the main antagonists of the game and the plot of the second game is just finding Callie cause Marie went looking for her.
Now that that’s out of the way I can actually explain the au.
So for the ratings ™️ Geoff sets up this segment during the aftermath of would you rather questions where people would call in and vote and they were silly things mostly harmless. Then when his obsession with ratings got worse the questions became more intense (?) (he started pitting contestants against each other to cause drama) so Bridgette got fed up and the last would you rather segment had the two of them pitted against each other. Bridgette wins and Geoff is seemingly okay with this. (He isn’t) and continues on like normal. Next aftermath episode he just doesn’t show up and then he’s declared missing cause no one’s seen him in a hot minute. :3
Turns out while he was sulking Chris is like “hey, you look off, how about you come with me and put these on while your at it” gives him these massive bulky sunglasses and Geoff puts them on cause my guy is this surfer bro frat boy of course he’s gonna put on these sunglasses and then BAM hypnotized!
I’m not entirely sure if I want to set this in the splatoon universe or not so just have a human design for now
The arts kinda old but I still like this design I might update the art if I feel like it but I’ve got so many ideas my brains solution to it is to not work on ANY of them sooo.
Anyways hope you like it :3
BRO????? THIS IS A BANGER AU HOLY SHIT
I KNOW PRACTICALLY NOTHING ABOUT SPLATOON, BUT DAYUMMMM!!!!
Geoff is not immune to hypnotism, and Chris knows exactly how to manipulate him.
His ego would never lead to anything good, anyways.
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