#HE'S A SHORT KING!!!!

[diabloku]

king of rizz™ 🥂

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #alastor #vivziepop #vivziepopfanart #radioapple #appleradio #rizz #Luci bagged BOTH Lilith and Eve?! #I'm sure that short king has some game lol #even tho it's a bit lame lmao #but Alastor isn't used to that #That's what he gets for being too nosy lol

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF movie is just Mike getting bullied by animatronics

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #freddy fazbear #fnaf chica #fnaf foxy #fnaf bonnie #fnaf cupcake #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #it’s been a bit since I’ve last drawn the animatronics #so wanted to draw the sillies again 💜 #Mike really did just get bullied by ghost kids thru the whole film #it’s pretty funny especially with them liking Abby and Vanessa #he tried to fight them with a chair too like that do anything #can’t judge him for trying #Mike you are all our short king 🩵🩵

[lunian]

... thats awkward

#pls he is a short king #mystuff #totk spoilers

[rosieethor]

It is infinitely funny to me that not only is Astarion only 5'9", his is also the ONLY companion's height Larian felt the need to specify. Like it doesn't matter to them if we think Halsin's tall, but hell will freeze over before they let us mistake Astarion for anything but average as fuck.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #he's not even a short king #he's just ken

[ittybittyluci]

This specific sequence of Lucifer expressions will never NOT be funny to me.

I stg it gets me every time. Especially that second set? Like, my man goes from mildly shocked to fucking terrified

#hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #i love luci #hazbin hotel #apple daddy #lucifer #duck lord #short king #tumblr sexyman #he’s such a silly #no but fr #what is that second last one? #man looks like he is HIGH

[sidsinning]

IM SCREAMING HE DID NOT JUST

ADAM TAKE THE L HOLY FUCK

#hazbin hotel #SWEETIE SHORT KING LUCI KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE A LADY FELLAS TAKE NOTES #WENT FROM DAD TO DADDY HERE #IM CRYYING THE X2 CUCKERY OF HEAVEN #DEFINITELY ANOTHER REASON WHY HE WAS FALLEN HE TEMPTED NOT JUST 1 BUT 2 MARRIED WOMEN AWAY FROM THEIR HUSBANDS #THE SAME HUSBAND #IM CRYING X2 #lucifer morningstar #He is top 2 fighting against alastor as my fav rn #hazbin hotel spoilers #the show must go on #sidrabbles

[ruubesz-draws]

Later...

(Shimo is a prankster)

Ghidorah every time Godzilla gets a new enemy.

True frienemies right there!

I was going to make a Godzilla animatic of this exact scene but discarded the idea later (wasn't sure whether we were allowed to use the audio without getting a copyright strike idk)

I LOVE the Mickey Mouse Shorts lol

#godzilla #godzilla x kong: the new empire #king ghidorah #mickey mouse shorts #godzilla king of the monsters #godzilla and ghidorah are the very definition of frienemies #i literally headcanon them as enemies (rivals to be exact) but also like cool friends if they aren't fighting #Ghidorah wants all that attention for himself #he's the only one who can bully Godziila and no one else! #I'd like to think Ghidorah will help Godzilla fight his other enemies cos Godzilla is not allowed to have other enemies except for him #tldr Ghidorah has a hard time admitting that Godzilla is his (friend-ish) rival #hehe ghidorah redemption arc hehe #do not repost #my art

[ahsokatanos-lightsabertechnique]

Okay I love the new rwrb movie but it was kind of funny to me how much they toned it down. Like in the movie you have Alex gently tell Henry "we need to talk" when he confronts him, meanwhile, in the book:

#i love that silly chaotic short king #i mean #how can we forget about the time Alex looked Henry dead in the eye and called him an “obtuse fucking asshole” before saying he loved him #alex claremont diaz #i love them your honor #henry fox #henry fox mountchristen windsor #first prince #rwrb #rwrb movie #rwrb spoilers #rwrb movie spoilers #red white and royal blue #red white and royal blue movie #casey mcquiston

[geelk]

I just had to draw them like this💕

#you know he had to fly to reach that camera #short king #hazbin hotel fanart #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel #hazbin charlie #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

A Catfish??

All of the bat children are horrified when they found out the boy Damian has been talking online, someone they were expecting to be a 5’3 twig. Someone who Damian has been crushing on for years turned out to be a 6’3 muscle-bound fucker that makes Jason look small.

They are even more horrified when they realized they never gave Damian the internet talk and for some reason Bruce is not reacting like this is something of concern and what the fuck-?!

The reason Bruce is not freaking out like the rest of his kids is quite simple.

He can see the last of the baby fat clinging to Danny’s face, he notices how even though Danny is a walking tank of a being, he still glances at the doorways like they could not be trusted.

Like he wasn’t used to his height.

No Bruce is not concerned, because all signs and research just points to one fact.

Danny Fenton has came into a Fenton-sized growth spurt.

#now Bruce could clear up the confusion #but the kids did take the Batmobile out on a joyride a week ago #so this can just be a test on their reasoning under familial circumstances #like Bruce did not go out of his way to vet his youngest son’s first crush #dp x dc #writing prompt #danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #jason todd #batman #shipping #dick grayson #tim drake #duke thomas #Cass knows of course #she’s not going to tell #same with babs #Danny a couple months before his visit: Doors suddenly hate me Dami :n; #Damian short king Wayne who likes to be picked up even if he never admits to it #damian: tragic. #the kids saw one photo of Dan and Danny and connected some dots that were never there #dead serious #writting prompt

[broh3m3]

V! D! C!

#jamil viper #kalim al asim #epel felmier #deuce spade #ace trappola #rook hunt #vil schoenheit #twst #ch 5 gang beloved #idk how ace is from that perspective but he couldnt block the boys so uh #short king #brohemeart

[vawobefanart]

Lucifer: Look at you! Don’t you just have the biggest horns? Adam: Haha, yeah! They are, like, almost as big as my DICK! Lucifer: And just as fake. Adam: What? Lucifer: What?

New ship unlocked

Guuuuuuuuuuuys! It was hard enough to stop thinking about Stolitz, how am I supposed to not obsess over Adamsapple?! I hope Adam is gonna end up in hell, I want to see those two interact so fucking badly I’m gonna cry!

Btw: just wanted to add how weird this ship is. Like, there are so many queer ships in this goddamn universe and I ship the most hetero guys in this whole show. What’s wrong with me?! xD

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel adam #adamsapple #fanart #short king lucifer #he’s like as tiny as I am and I love that #his existence makes me happy #sketch #size difference #kinda my kink tbh #I guess

[spicynectarines]

Thrawn’s pov

#he’s a short king #a petit prince #star wars #star wars rebels #rebels #sw rebels #thrawn #mitth’raw’nuruodo #mitthrawnuruodo #eli vanto #thranto #art #fanart #star wars art #star wars fanart #grand admiral thrawn

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones #their magic phones. theyre scrolls #mia.txt #tes #skyrim #oh wait no i forgot j'zargo wants the position and actively wishes you were dead so he can be archmage #and nirya as well. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there #i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right #reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him #and he's the new archmage's special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it #dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities) #(update to clarify the princess is enthir. short king scored a 6'5'' orc dommy mommy with the biggest strap in tamriel congratulate him NOW #(huge W for the bisexual mer community) #(L for skyrim as a whole because they were both already insufferable enough on their own)

[purple-goo-writes]

Holds up idea: Danny is Jason's ghost dad/guardian after he dies and comes back (possibly halfa!jason) and just celestial giant eldritch space ghost danny with his tiny (lol but still Canonbrick house built jason) son

And when Danny is in non-eldritch/human ghost form he is this huge ass fucking 8 (or ten just to fuc with people) foot tall built guy who looks like he could fucking crush superman looking like some old warrior in space themed armor and long hair that floats cause fuck gravity. Who showed up during patrol once and just punted Bane off an injured Jason like he was an annoying fly.

And as in his living human form, he is a fuckin short ass smartalick mf (still built but less obvious) who looks like an astronomy prof with space themed cardigas and has long hair who gives Jason cookies patrol. Who rambles about space if someone list

The Batfam do not believe Jason whe he says that those are the same person.

#dc x dp #danny phantom #jason todd #red hood #halfa jason #let danny be a huge ghost but still be a short king #the batfam doesnt think they are the same person #huma danny wears fucking cardigans and ghost danny looks like he eats planets #these cant be the same person

[the-woman-upstairs]

For anyone who likes romance and spies and yearning and a short king being completely head over heels for a woman that can (and does) kick his ass, Argylle is the movie for you. Feel like the marketing team is leaving money on the table by not appealing to the romance crowd that is crying out for more genuine love stories on film and the one in this movie is actually really sweet and features an attractive couple with actual personalities.

#argylle #argylle spoilers #i am notoriously harsh on m/f couples in film especially modern ones #but i really liked this one and loved how it felt like a real partnership #this movie is not gonna win any awards but it’s very cute and the action was fun #and bryce dallas howard getting to play a whole woman instead of a terrible string of misogynistic cliches in Jurassic World was refreshing #plus sam rockwell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chris pratt any day #i guess he’s only a ‘short king’ in comparison to other guys but you know what he’s basically an inch taller than bryce dallas howard #so i’m letting him keep the epithet especially since the other guys are much taller and more built