#HEY YOU YEA YOU ILYSM GO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN/OTHER/ETC

[somewhat-crazy]

slender and splendorman with an s/o whos sorta like a comedical relief? they're really loud and have absolutely no common sense btw if ur request are closed pls ignore this

n-no common sense...???? *internally dying from being raised on it* /pos

firetruck arm no face man (slender)

HOW DID YOU GET MY BOY SLENDY

THIS MAN IS 🍷♟✒🧾🌙🎼 💵🕴⚖

and you are 🤡

when he first met you he literally asked if you were from some sort of realm where knowledge was limited

yes he is very blunt and has an abundance of common sense, much opposed to you

will literally beg you to be quiet if you're getting over the top, but sometimes he enjoys your loud and rambunctious attitude

he found out that cuddles sometimes work well as a way to calm you down, so that's a go-to for him when you're starting to hurt his brain with your screeching /affectionate

icing bucket man (splendor)

he eats literal icing for breakfast also i call him what i want idc

he thought it was cute when he first met you!! then he realized that it was constant... and you never stopped...

i mean, he loves your bubbly and funny outlook on life... except at 3am because you lit the kitchen on fire by putting a metal pot in the microwave since you wanted to warm up your mac n cheese

sends you to talk to cutie jack (who has a psychology degree) as a therapist because he wants to know why you keep screaming and forgetting to get changed out of pj's before going on missions

he does enjoy your company a lot tho!! you're always able to cheer him up and he loves your contagious smile ^^

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