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lustylita · 3 days
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"Eye contact can hit you like a bullet."
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I LOVE THIS ONE OMFG
IM SCREAMING @hurthermore I-
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"Joel is obsessed with Etho" "Etho is obsessed with Joel" Yes, but- I wanna talk about Iskall. This man bought SIXTY-FOUR. A FULL. STACK. Of Joel stamps. And sent him not one, not two, not three, but four packages, with messages that all end with "x", aka "kisses", to Joel the same episode he got his mailbox. He also sent a ghast tear named "My tear of happiness" with a piece of paper that said "For you x"
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Pearls reaction to it too:
Transcript:
Pearl: "(Sixteen) -diamonds? I think that's correct."
Iskall: (Overlapped) "That is correct."
Iskall: "Yup"
Pearl: "I believe so, unless I'm completely wrong."
Iskall: "Here you go!"
Pearl: "Oh my gosh, look at that! Ohh, beautiful sixteen diamonds!"
Iskall: "Yeah!"
Pearl: "Did you just-? Hang on, did you just buy six- Oh my gosh, Iskall!"
Iskall: "Okay, well I'm off!"
Pearl: "Not gonna say anything, you enjoy your newfound obsession!"
Iskall: "I will!"
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nunalastor · 3 days
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Tags
here are the missing tags for the sagas: (sorry if I missed any)
blessed ask / time loop headcanons
forced family
dark forced family
kid alastor
alastors harem
alastor doesn’t sleep
that fuckass bob
sheep girl
grandaddy zestiel
serial roommates
abel hate blog
alastor gets kidnapped
mario au
our boyfriend
alastor is lilith
equal opportunity ass eater
alastor is homeless
hell maury
possessive lucifer
tangled au
alastor is jesus
alastor is a gator girl
dickcussions
tech savvy alastor
alastor’s shitty childhood
body swap
other general tags:
chill lute fuck
nunalastor exposed
alastor’s mom
sir pentious x zestiel
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If you feel "betrayed" by celebrities that you "trusted", then I implore you to recognize when you have a parasocial relationship. You do not know those people. They are not your friends. They have no idea you exist. That doesn't make them monsters, it's just the truth.
If you don't want to support Watcher anymore, even after their walk back, then don't. Unsubscribe and move on. Criticizing their (stupid) subscription announcement is completely fine. But, if you were heartbroken by their announcement, then it might be time to step away from Watcher and remind yourself that they are there to entertain you, that's all.
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jaejoontrashpanda · 2 days
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We're getting FirstKhao and JoongDunk together in a mafia drama?!??
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groenendaze · 3 days
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i threw an EIGHTY ONE YARD SEEDING THROW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bjorngr · 1 day
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😮‍💨
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theautumnaldemon · 2 days
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gaillol-13 · 15 hours
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The most normal day in the Metro city police workplace:
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dougielombax · 6 months
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I wonder what the largest shellfish is?
Edit: Okay this post is getting a LOT of traction. What is going on?
Edit: Fucking hell.
This post has set off a fucking MINEFIELD!!!
What have I DONE????!!!!!
I’ve lit the blue touch paper and found there’s nowhere to run to!
I’ve summoned a wolf only to unleash a tiger!!!!! Made of fire! And nails.
Probably….
Idk.
Edit 2: 5,000 Notes! Good god! What the HELL do you want from me. I’ve never had a post of mine take off like this until now.
Some got close like the one about homeowner associations (fucking powertripping middle aged mediocrities!) which got at least 1.5k notes but this is the most I’ve gotten on a single post so far.
Anyway.
AND this post has officially gone to hell. (6,666 notes)
Edit: 8,000 notes! Holy shit!
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WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF THE REPLY THREAD FOR THE REBLOGS?!
Okay never mind it’s back. For now at least.
Anyway.
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emahriel · 8 months
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I am losing my mind. source: x
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cruell-summers · 6 months
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"your new girl is my clone" would've caused deaths in 2014 what the FUCK
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thebibliosphere · 3 months
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I just got access to Tumblr Patio, and oh, oh. It's like Tweet Deck but for Tumblr.
I... I actually kind of like it. I can see my activity and reply to people way easier and oh. OH.
I can customize it to see my DMs. OH MY GOD, I CAN READ MY DM'S WITHOUT THE LITTLE POP-UP THING BREAKING. AAAH, FINALLY
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norrisleclercf1 · 1 month
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F1TV is being brutal right now they legit just said
"Happy Birthday to Alex Albon, and his gift, Logan Sargent's car"
THAT'S FOUL
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jazzyblusnowflake · 2 months
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They are trying to flirt :)
N secretly likes watching when they do that.... i mean... just in case he has to stop them if they get too violent ofc 6v6;;; 👉👈
also meet lil "Sugar Cube" :D ill explain more about it... soon 9v9;;;
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