#HOW ARE TALL PEOPLE TALL??

[cozylittleartblog]

worst way to start my new year, thanks. i have a lot of things to say about these companies but i'm tired and just keeping it focused to the pin side of things for this one. do not ever buy pins from these companies, literally ALL of them are stolen from small artists like me. if you want to buy enamel pins, check out etsy, and artist's personal websites and shops! (though even Etsy has some bootleg pins that ship straight from china, so tread carefully…)

Every pin I've designed is, thus far, EXCLUSIVE to my etsy. if you find it anywhere else, it's been ripped off! and once these stupid bootlegs pop up, it's basically a never ending game of whack-a-mole trying to get them all taken down...

#psa #art theft #pin theft #aliexpress #shein #wish #temu #deltarune #the bootleg pin is just over an inch tall. do you know how BAD this design looks at that size?? i'd know. i tested it. #they didn't even use the black nickel of the pin for the black parts of the design. and the listing says copper for some reason. what. #some people never even get their designs taken down. its really sad #so i might just have to deal with bootleg queens out there forever :( i hope nobody confuses the ripoffs for the real thing.... #my pin is so much nicer! its almost two inches big and it has two posts on the back so it doesn't spin #because spinning pins are the bane of my existence #im out here working my ass off out of my bedroom in my parents place trying to make a living and here come these pricks #i watermarked all my listing photos exactly so they Couldn't steal my fucking pictures so at least there's that #my new years is just full of bad luck so far i hope this isn't a bad omen #if my registration isn't accepted by the aliexpress copyright department I'm SOL and this will just. stay up i guess #i'm sad #bootleggers kys

[uncanny-tranny]

Tall trans girl reading this: you aren't too tall for heels. If you want to wear them, wear them proud. There is nothing more spectacular than a tall woman in heels, and nobody can ever take that away from you, not even yourself 🩷🪻

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #mtf #nonbinary #trans positivity #honestly my favourite kind of woman is somebody who's told 'arent you too tall for those?' when she wears heels... #...and the next day she shows up in even TALLER heels #sometimes womanhood is a huge 'fuck you' to people who don't get who you are i think #I LOVE YOU WOMEN... 💐💐💐💐🫶 #(also this includes all type of heeled shoe. heeled boots are a great choice to start out ime) #(if you want to practoce wearing heels without Wearing Heels get platform boots imo) #(i think a big reason i can wear actual heels is that i wear heeled platform boots daily) #(and it really helped me get used to how heels feel without the fear of heels that are really thin)

[n0ahsferatu]

i’d say they’re going on a road trip but they don’t even have a car smh

#*paul mccartney voice* boy / you’re gonna baldur that gate / baldur that gate / a long time #looking up refs of their OG outfits while drawing this made me realize that half of them wear the same boots #how peculiar! #first thing on my mind while drawing this was the wyllstarion agenda #second thing was lae’zel is the dad who didn’t want tav to adopt an owlbear #but now she’s best friends with the owlbear #also important: gale has shy tall guy energy #and astarion has rambunctious short king energy #canon bends to my will #people on insta yelled at me for not including halsin but this is the OG companions ok :( #im actually working on a halsin piece rn! #artists on tumblr #bg3 #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #bg3 karlach #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 wyll #bg3 shadowheart #one day ill add a background to this #noah.jpg

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Sorry for not having a Year of the Dragon MDZS artwork; Unfortunately, I can only picture Dragon LWJ in this particular flavour.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #Dragon AU #MDZS AU #noodleji #(IT'S A REAL TAG!!! AAH!!! THROWING MY HAT TO THE LITTLE GUY LOVERS!) #Yes I watched Fruits Basket in my teen years and yes it left a significant impression on me. #'The Dragon Transforms' and its just into a small little guy. #Even more points if the human form is a Tall Guy. #Sadly this does not appear to be a common nor popular variation so I will sit on my little hill alone. (EDIT: I WAS WRONG) #Dragon LWJ probably would be some kind of river dragon. Lesser god of a small stream. #One that grows bigger with time but always has the reputation of being benevolent and calm to those who seek its clear waters. #Do not pollute these waters or your ass is going to be bit. 1000 tiny puncture marks. #I imagine that's probably how wwx first meets him (accidently pours booze into lwj's river) (gets bit - gets bit - gets bit-) #WWX eventually befriends him through stubbornly showing up every week to give him offerings. #Takes him into town in a little pot of water to show him how the people live. Maybe go to a festival. #When the day is done and he's back in his river and alone - LWJ finally feels a new emotion...it is longing and loneliness.

[wyvernspirit]

The one big thing out of seeing all the hermits irl for me is that people need to do more fanart with Pearl being really fucking tall

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #pearlescentmoon #geminitay #falsesymmetry #And False Too #I don’t know exactly how tall she is but it seems more then average! #meanwhile I think Gem might just be the average? #I see some people saying she’s short and I don’t think she is #she seems like she’s 5.4 to me #when I did a height comparison chart and then looked at the #photos/videos #which #height average for afab is 5.3 #though I think the world average works out to about 5.7 #but don’t quote me on that #mcyt

[hedgehog-moss]

I don't often think of issues in terms of generations, e.g boomers vs. millennials, but one thing that does correlate with your generation (in my family at least) is how you feel about unkempt grass. Never had someone from my generation or younger have a negative opinion about the tall grass around my house, while relatives from my parents' generation are so bothered by it. They keep offering to mow when they visit, or even do it as a nice surprise, taking it for granted that everyone wants their grass to be 3cm tall. There are beaten paths from my house to the barn, the coop, etc. so it's not like you're wading through a sea of grass to get there, but that's not enough, the mere presence of untrimmed grass near a human dwelling is offensive and unaesthetic. They'll accept some of my arguments in favour of it but then add "it doesn't look nice though" like that's an established fact and not an opinion...

There's a moral element to it too, like letting nature do its thing is perceived as lazy. Also I once tried to say I find the wildflowers under my window as nice-looking as neat flower beds would be and my uncle said "it makes it look like no one lives there" so maybe it's an existential thing. Affirm your presence in the world by cutting the pre-existing flowers and planting your own. I don't know, I'm not sure what made that generation so hostile to natural-looking vegetation but I'm glad this stance doesn't seem nearly as widely shared among younger people.

#drawbacks of tall grass: easy to lose books and other items in it #anyway i get having a personal preference for how you want your garden to look but acting like there's no excuse #for other people to have unmown grass / the complete lack of flexibility on this topic is weird!

[shadowkira]

#I'm gonna meme this later but later as in not tonight. it's 4:20am. (nice) #Karlach says THIS is how you talk to tall people. 😏 #Karheart #Karlach x Shadowheart #Baldur's Gate Fanart #Fanart #wlw #Sapphic Art #My Art #Shadowkira Fanart #Digital Art #Background? I don't know her. #(😅) #Shadowlach #BG3 Fanart #BG3

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

I can’t believe Asbestos is 5’1”. It feels wrong. What do you mean the girl carrying tons of survival gear and a fucking flamethrower shield everywhere she goes is barely over 5 ft tall. What do you mean I’m over a foot taller than this character I’ve been obsessed with and projecting onto for like a year. Girl calls Magallan “shrimpy” when she’s not even tall enough to ride the roller coaster. The best arts tank in Arknights that can survive some of the most powerful attacks in the game with ease but has to grab a step ladder to reach the top shelf. This short girl who aggressively tries to be a loud and obnoxious asshole to everyone she meets (except Magallan) and tries to piss them off like she’s a chihuahua or something. I could pick her skinny ass up and throw her like it was nothing if it weren’t for the fact that she’d torch me with a flamethrower before I got the chance

#I never bothered to convert her height into ft in before and it’s blowing me away how small she is #I know a lot of people wish Arknights characters were taller #like how Hoshiguma is apparently only 6’0 when everyone wishes she was like 7 ft tall #or how mudrock is 5’4 #arknights #asbestos

[ballpitwitch]

Keanu Reeves performing at The Roxy in Los Angeles - July 18, 2023

#keke do you need a hair tie babe I got you #Keanu Reeves #kreevesedit #keanuedit #* #flashing gif #derailed my whole day #LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS #I LOVE AN OLD MAN #bassist bf #gettin real sick of this tall old man giving me cute aggression #lol jk #get you a man who will give you cute aggression and also cause you to want to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use #iykyk #me 5'4": i will pick him up #men tucking their hair behind their ear..... *air raid sirens* #he just vibin #i love him your honor #also i love arm #we're not gonna talk about the fingers we're not #*cash register noise* *glass breaking* *car horn* #*me in my yard apologizing to abc news* #i didn't need 14 gifs but tumblr said i could so suffer with me i guess #or take me out back idc #i don't think im gonna survive this tour #clearly #i was gonna talk about man sweat but it made me feel like that one orc from lotr so i won't #it's me hi im the problem it's me #does that bass wanna trade places? i am free 24/7 365 just call me thank you for your time

[dovewingkinnie]

maybe if you got a stool or something- nvm hes bullying you

#the asks are actually all by one person who just really wants to kiss the shadow people #LMAO #cause how did i get three of these in a row #but im not judging #i want one too #its impossible to give one of them a kiss #you'd have to like #tell them how great and awesome and cool and tall and great and awesome and cool they are #and maybe you'll start getting somewhere #their egos are huge #but its somehow possible to feed it more #oc #oc art

[clouvu]

I love them your honor

#genshin leaks #genshin impact #arlecchino #sandrone #arledrone #I HONESTLY DIDNT THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE LONG HAIR ON ARLE BUT THEY REALLY DID SOMETHING BY GIVING HER A LOW PONYTAIL;;; #rika pokemon looking ass..... i love u sm #sandrone looks SO pretty too and I wasn't expecting her outfit to be as dark as it is #also curious about the lil key thing jammed into her back ngl she's like a lil wind up toy #LOWKEY kinda grieving over her being the size of a garden gnome tho #@ the other 5 tall woman model sandrone believers we lost #random observation but i like how in all of sandrone's appearances she either is making a neutral :I face or a :) face #despite this I still can and will draw her looking like she's constipated because it's funnier #her being officially short now only proves my point further because short people are closer to hell and thus angrier #just like me fr

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Re-reading jttw after so many years is wild because my reading comprehension has improved so much. I didn't realize how many gods just straight up lied to the jade emperor and others about swk like bro those peach maiden gals fr said he beat the crap outta them when the mans never laid a hand on them-

#knox rambles #ITS SO WILD #reading at a snails pace cause im reading it out loud to my brothers and finding a time where we're all free to do that is a challange #journey to the west #these gals and the dragon kings and lots of people who have fought him just demonize the crap outta this dude its WILD #unless ofc he did beat the crap outta them and its just not mentioned at all there #lemme know if im out to lunch on this #its so funny too cause they dont need to exaggerate for him to get into trouble but they do anyways #almost like they dont want anyone knowing they caved right away when the monkey just brandished his cudgal as a threat #instead of staying proud and tall and all immortal #it might just be the storytelling and im misunderstanding something #its interesting how these celestial heavenly immortal beings are written to straight up lie through their teeth to jade empoerer #man i love.this book

[does-this-look-inanimate-to-you]

if little shop of horrors were to get a modern remake, do you think timothee chalamet would be cast as seymour

#to be clear this is a bad thing #i HATE how many times i’ve seen attractive people cast as seymour #HIM BEING UNATTRACTIVE IS A PART OF HIS CHARACTER #HIS OWN LOVE INTEREST ADMITS HE’S NOT PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE #and if you want to make seymour tall cast a really gangly beanpole #WITH EXPERIENCE IN MUSICALS INSTEAD OF JUST MOVIES #little shop of horrors #lsoh #seymour krelborn

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

#hellsing #alucard #kouta hirano #translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent #fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online #i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443' #but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands #the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake #anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool #if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first #and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf #i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia #then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point #but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page #and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. .... #i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh #the hellsing brainrot runs deep #also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491 #except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo #the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002 #which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out?? #i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch #sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less #it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was #maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'

[borzoilover69]

Height headcanons.

Honestly as far as significant height differences go im on the tamer side significant height differences are crazy man.

#homestuck #hom3stuck #borzoi talks #borzoi meta #i guess? #if you think abt it you dont really see many people with taller height differences #i saw this crazy height difference betwene the harlenglishes and the rest of their friends on twitter today and went wow. thats craaazy. #they had them at like 6’11 bro i think thats too tall man #but hey what do i know #like how are you going to draw art when one of these fellas only comes up to the waist man #idk im ranting jn tags

[theelmoarchive]

Can you show us how to draw the height differences for each of the Marble hornets characters? Some people draw time absolutely tiny compared to the rest and some people make him taller than jay and not much shorter than Brian, and I think it’s funny

I do draw Tim being tiny 😔🤝

This is kind of how I imagine the main four guys!! I like to think of jam as short and brilex as tall just cause I think that's funny lmao

Idk the exact actual height differences between them, but that's how I imagine them ✨✨

(Sorry this took a little to answer, thank you for asking!!! :D)

#Also sometimes I make Jay taller than this just for the hell of it because i think he qualifies for the tall awkward Virgil-ranboo type #Of character #At the end of the day i think we can all agree that Alex is tall and him n the operator formed the tall squad #And really marble hornets was all about the short kings rebelling against the tall ones #Canon /j #Also idk how people make jay shorter than tim that makes me want to throw up /hj /lh #Definitely not my thing that is odd in my very personal opinion #But you guys do what you want o7 slay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 #marble hornets #jay merrick #tim wright #brian thomas #Mh jay #Mh tim #Mh brian #Mh alex #Just now realized i slightly miss-read the ask sorry bout that but i am much too tired to change the drawing 👍 #My art teehee