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#HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING THIS
pucaantaibhse · 4 months
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BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN YOU MADMAN
“Parents never put themselves first” 🥺
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virtulee · 2 years
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i’m so obsessed with scar literally jumping into the most dangerous situation possible, and surviving just by…ordering people to get out with enough confidence?
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youngpeachenthusiast · 7 months
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when hozier said
and the first time that you kissed me / i drank dry the river lethe
and when hozier said
some part of me must have died / the first time you called me baby / and some part of me came alive / the first time you called me baby
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danpops · 6 months
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN KNUCKLES HAS A GLITCH THAT LETS HIM FLY AGAIN????
What the fuck is up with this character???
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qt-kt · 6 months
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Freddie Wong Courtroom Drama 2: it's Dan Fucks this time
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tu-es-gegg · 9 months
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I see foolish is being bombarded with the whore allegations for the umpteenth time
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pedroshotwifey · 3 months
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Y’all I am physically going to be sick
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alexbutevil · 1 year
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i have never seen anyone build w almost ALL types of wood someone needs to study foolish gamers
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Watch "Chocolate Rocking Horse!" on YouTube
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figothynewton · 8 months
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That I'd walk so far just to take the injury of finally knowing you!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fjordstan · 2 years
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BRUHHHHHHHHHHHH TRAVIS’S ROLLS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE
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sayaberry · 1 year
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being completely and utterly normal about the bombshell that just dropped
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musubiki · 11 months
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i firmly believe she got picked as a judge just to counteract his vibes
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mjulmjul · 1 year
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Katya / Goncharov
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radiance1 · 8 months
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The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.
The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.
Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.
So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?
He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.
The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.
It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?
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Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?
He'll give them some points for dedication, though.
Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.
The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.
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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.
For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).
It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.
Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!
He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.
And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.
Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.
It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.
At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.
So he answers and is gone with a pop.
Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.
Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.
Fuck.
Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.
So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.
The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.
Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.
The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.
Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.
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willowser · 5 months
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i also think that katsuki's baby isn't like. scared of him.
even though she's trying to stick her fingers up his nose and touching his face with damp, sticky hands and pulling on his hair, when he presses his nose to hers and huffs out like an angry bull and tells her quit. it. she just LAUGHS. because that's just her silly dad 🥺
or she starts shrieking just because and he gives her the wildest, most surprised look and she just giggles away. and he presses his mouth to her little ear and tells her, stop y'r screamin' and she pulls away to grin at him, fiddling with her ear before letting out another scream just so he'll do it again 🥺
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