I SAW BEBE COWBOY LEO AND IMMEDIATELY SCREAMED INTO MY PILLOW. HE CAN HAVE MY SOUL. KNOW WHAT SCREW IT YOUR MINE NOW.
*a unicorn plushie and hands it to him along with a cookie and picks him up and takes him with me*
OH NO MY SOOOONNNN
wouldn't it be so funny silly goofy if this accidetally reated a new au ahahhaahahha noooo
...unless
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“GUYS I DONT WANT TO HAVE BURN SCARS! Every character I do in Minecraft has burn scars!”
WELL THEN STOP GETTING YOUR CHARACTERS BURNED TUBBO HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT!
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hi tpcblr quick reminder that you are not immune to snakelike Gold propaganda
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oh but is he studying me
or am I studying him?
Take him out to dinner first, God.
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Best diet is not having money to buy all the meals I need
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my dad said he hates the name Judas for me so. fuck you im Bela Lugosi now.
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my therapist complemented me on how self aware I am 3 times in my session today. I'm gonna get a good grade in being in therapy
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"I fucking hate this Clan. The other apprentices make me do Fortnite dances and say 'go kittypet go'."
-Cloudpaw, Forest of Secrets (Chapter 26, Page 258)
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when u hurt me reminding you this is how i look
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