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Yun-Seong vc: “Make it a month because not only do we need to bond, but we need to bond with our kids too.”

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『♡』 “How cruel…! I still have to run the store you know!!

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I need everyone to sign a petition to make my spouse unlock the safe where he is holding my debit card. I NEED TO BUY THE ALBUM TOMORROW

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Those arms tho…let me get lost in them. I’m an arms girl.

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blackwall why do you do these things to me

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Small precious Wife.

Describe my muse in three words. I can only publish, not respond

.

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i have the biggest crush on you omg (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

(*/ω\*) husband is being too sweet again i’m not worthy of having such a cutie have a crush on me go back to your corner

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<div> Watching ep 2 and 3 of SnK with husband </div>
Husband
I think titans were previously humans.
Me
Why would you say that?
Husband
I don't know, it's just an idea.
Me
Um
Me
You read it on the Internet, right?
Husband
No...it's just an idea, also that guy (points Grisha) has something to do with it...(Grisha "tortures" Eren)...see?!
Me
Did you watch the episode before?
Husband
No.
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[ continues trying to recover from using blood lord ]

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Sits quietly in the background making his nails as she deals with all he bullshit that's going on.

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Would be lovely if he got involved and helped but too busy making himself pretty. “… Enjoying the show?”

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i think my lady parts are going into over drive after watching dan smith perform live.

he’s actually PERFECT. omg.

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He touched the butt and growled seductively.

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“Don’t you make those noises at me.”

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*yells in your ear*

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*smacks upside the head*

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The next time when she wasn't looking, oh so casually would there be that arm of his wrapping around her waist from behind.

All things considered, the King of Nightmares was to be given due credit for managing to sneak up upon the Night’s spirit without a sound, without a hint of his presense given away. While such was a trick had almost always worked with the manipulator of shadows when approaching another, his spouse was a little more difficult to catch off-guard.

Yet, what do you know!
He’d managed to, anyway.

There clearly was a squeal of pleasant surprise, shattering the image of a sophisticated, mysterious entity in about 0.5 seconds upon escaping her lips. The touch was recognised from the very first contact his arm made with her form, and she’d practically melt back into the given embrace, tipping her head upwards to gaze at him, a goofy grin forming on the soft pale features.

“Hello-oh, good sir, can I help you~?”

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I WON TBH

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“….”

I KNOW WHO THIS IS YOU TOTALLY DIDN’T WIN. YOU MAY HAVE WON SOME BATTLES BUT NOT THE WAR MY DEAR. <3 

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Oh my God if you could only see what’s going on in my askbox I just— From 77 to 99 messages I—

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