Five years ish, post-canon. Their log-pose led them to a serene, yet wild, island in some corner of the New World. Upon disembarking the Victoria Punk, everyone from the Captain through the crew starts acting strange, saying things they'd normally never say, or think. All - except Pascha. No one remembers her, or really cares about why she's there with them on the island. But Pascha cares, and she's gonna make her crew care again, too. Kidd Pirates with minor roles or cameos: Noe, Oscar, Mosh, Dive, Quincy, Ema, Heat, UK, Bubblegum, Wire, Hip, Killer,
M, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Gen, Complete.
18k+ words.
Fic inspired by @magnuspirate 's Pascha, in a striking fight scene with Eustass Kidd. Deep thanks to Magnus for allowing me to dabble! :D
Also borrowed the names "Noe," "Oscar," and "Haikei" -- all canon, initially unnamed, characters that were given life and personality from Ceej @ask-bolthead-crew. They have great life over on Magnus' blog as well.
Further AO3 tags (potentially spoilers/hints) below the cut:
Dirty sketch! I'll finish it one day, but the idea has been haunting me for weeks
Bonus: know your place, Magnus😭
And since I have terrible handwriting….
Eustass: So... You're the so-called lucky one, huh?
Magnus: Guess so.
Eustass: Tell us about yourself, Lucky one...
Magnus: Well, my name's Magnus and I work at a pub. And my special... My natural gift is my luck, I guess. And people around me get a piece of that luck too. And everything... works out for us. But...
Eustass: PFAAH! Do you really think I'd believe that? Luck? Ha ha ha!
Eustass: Now Magnus... Why do you think you're a 'Lucky One' and not a 'Dead One'?
Magnus: Well, I'm still alive, aren't I?
Haks: You're lucky we don’t kill you right away!
Magnus: Yeah! Ha ha! Lucky me, huh?
Eustass: Listen up. You're not being asked, but you're part of this now. You're going to help us.
Magnus: What? No! Help you with your villainous scheme? Never! You criminal! NE-VER!
Eustass: I don't care what you think of us. But as I said... I didn't ask for your help. I'm commanding you. You don't have a choice.
Take your time for love, sing it a few times
Go as you're drawn, don't waste your time
Ain't nothing but love, I ask that heart
I'm always ready for ya, take your time
It's you and me, just one call, I'll run to you
Scene:
New! @ kustom9
:HAIKEI: NEED THAT / 2
:HAIKEI: NEED THAT / 5-B
:HAIKEI: NEED THAT / 6-W
:HAIKEI: NEED THAT / 4-B
:HAIKEI: NEED THAT / 1-WHITE (cushion)
:HAIKEI: NEED THAT / 7
:HAIKEI: NEED THAT / 3-P
Imagine a modern au with the kid pirates where they are a scottish biker gang 💀
this is the most intimidating but also the funniest idea ever. i would avoid them like the plague but also be trying to fuck them at every possible occasion.
biker gangs are either full of super scary people or the nicest people you'll ever meet. i feel like Kid's biker gang would be a mix, they'll threaten to beat you up for looking at them for too long but give you a ride home if it's dark and you don't feel safe. they'd defiantly be one of those biker gangs that actively protect the local gay people and beat up the local sex offenders.
all members of their little Scottish biker gang pull though, everyone wants to sleep with them or be their friend. it's considered a big deal if they show up at a party even though no one really wants them there because they tend to ruin the mood by accident and destroy people's private property.
they'd all work at the local garage as engineers that Kid owns and have a habit of giving discounts to the various people they've been sleeping with. they'd fix bikes, cars and random junk that people bring in that they've broken. the garage is always playing very loud music (they take it in turns to play their own music, if it's not their day they don't get to complain about music) that needs to be shouted over to be heard.
Haikei and Killer would run the garage on Kid's behalf because they're the only sensible ones who can be trusted with money and stick to a schedule. Kid claims he's in charge but never shows up to any of the appointments or picks up his phone to clients.
Kid also built his own motor bike and likes to customise it differently every week because he can't leave a finished project alone. but his bike is arguably the best in the area and everyone is super jealous because of it. also no one is allowed to touch the bike and he will loose it if someone who isn't his s/o or his gang touches it.
this just reminds me of my summer last year since the place i spent most of it was shared with a biker gang. they were literally so scary and would just glare at us like this: 😠. i kicked a water bottle at one of them once by mistake and had it thrown back at my head.