platonic kisses will be the death of me lol
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“Sorry, were you saying something?”
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IMAGE 1: Lovecore-themed Halbarry fanart of Barry Allen daydreaming about Hal Jordan. Barry is in a dress shirt with heart buttons and rolled up sleeves underneath a heart-patterned argyle sweater vest. In his Flash ring-adorned left hand, he fidgets with a heart-themed pen. He rests his chin in the other hand, wearing a FitBit with a beating heart on its screen, as his blushing cheek is pressed up into his bright, distracted eyes and obscures an obvious smile. He looks distantly to the corner as a thought bubble floats above him, playing out a montage of his favorite Hal traits as follows: his freckles and budding graying hairs, his smile revealing a chipped tooth gap, and his tummy showcasing lovehandles and a happy trail as his shirt lifts up.
IMAGE 2: Lovecore-themed Halbarry fanart of Hal Jordan daydreaming about Barry Allen. Hal is in a dress shirt and pilot jacket, decorated in various heart patches. He’s also wearing heart stud earrings and heart dog tags. He sits back casually with one arm resting on his stomach and the other leaning back on a couch. He turns his head to the side into the palm of his hand, squishing his face and obscuring a slight smile, playing off his bashfulness for nonchalance. His eyes are half-lidded, looking away to the side, as a thought bubble floats above him, playing out a montage of his favorite Barry traits as follows: his strong yet slender hands fidgeting with his Flash ring, his beaming eyes glancing in Hal’s direction, and a running shot accentuating his ass and thighs in gym shorts.
IMAGES 3-8: Respective closeups of Barry and Hal’s faces, hands, and clothes/accessories.
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he’s been down bad since the 50’s idk what to tell you
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Hal: I think we should get a divorce.
Barry: What are you doing?
Hal: Just practicing.
Barry: Why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?
Hal: I don't know. I'm 42, I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Barry: You don't even have a partner.
Hal: Hypothetically divorce me.
Barry: Okay, then I'm hypothetically taking half your assets.
Hal: Well you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup.
Hal, to Bruce: It's called a prenup, right?
Bruce: Yeah, it's a prenup and you DID hypothetically sign one.
Barry: Who the fuck is this guy?
Bruce: I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.
Barry: Well then, I'm taking the hypothetical kids.
Barry, to Clark: Right? We can get those, right?
Clark: Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it.
Hal: Who the fuck is this hypothetical nerd? Fucking idiot glasses-wearing nerd.
Clark: Wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. I need to keep these on for continuity because I look like the other lawyer.
Barry: This is MY hypothetical lawyer and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other.
Hal: How could you hypothetically do this to me?!
Barry: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!
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I feel like hal could literally physically explode if he doesn't say something gay every three seconds
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excuse me???
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Just found out about “hal barry.” Be careful out there everyone
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I’m sure this has been done. But.
Gotham seems like a place these two would get in trouble, right?
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Halbarry
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I love the love-hate dynamic between Hal and Bruce, I know they love each other deep down XD
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merry halbarry to those who celebrate, santa got me their gay little sits + footsie playing activities this year ❤️💚
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the jewish hal jordan evidence board
to make things more cohesive and more accessible, i decided to revamp my old post a bit to make this! please feel free to correct me or request to make amendments! ♡
Hal Jordan was based on an actual jewish person
source: Green Lantern (1960) #3
when john broome and gil kane reinvented GL (alan to hal), kane decided he wanted to model off hal based on his one-off neighbour paul newman. famous hollywood actor, look him up!
He celebrates Chanukah
source: Christmas With The Super-Heroes (1989) #2
He was explicitly stated as jewish once
source: The Spectre (2001) #21
Hal's favourite chanukah dish is latke
source: Green Lantern: The Animated Series (2012) #8
it can also be said from these panels that hal enjoys talking about his traditions and upbringings to friends.
His dad was catholic, but his mom was jewish
source: Justice League Darkseid War: Green Lantern (2015)
due to martin jordan's passing during hal's childhood, it is heavily implied jessica raised her children with jewish traditions and practices. but there are instances where hal would sometimes reference catholicism.
Hal wore a kippah during his father's funeral
source: Knight Terrors: Green Lantern (2023) #1
despite knight terrors' entire plot is based around hallucinations of one's worst fears, he was still explicitly drawn to wear a kippah in his delusion of his father's funeral. and no, no it's not a bald spot.
BONUS! Green Lantern as a whole is heavy on judaism references
Why Green Lantern is one of the most Jewish superheroes of all - Roy Schwartz
please read more in this article by Roy Schwartz, because i am unfortunately not articulate enough.
... and thank you for reading !! tell your friends !!!!
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another old halbarry i forgot to post 😭
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