The vampire dies in no time fic where Handa finds out his bestie Draluc is dating the world's worst man Ronaldo and spends the entire fic trying to break them up because best friend Draluc deserves SO MUCH BETTER than worst enemy Ronaldo. He fails.
Everyone in this circle knows Hiyoshi's a ho except for his lil bro, and he's gotta bend over backwards to make sure it stays that way. Such a hard life
Coming in to drop my Handa Tou headcanons because I love that man
-He is a gay man.
-His mum is under the impression that he is out and proud about it, most likely due to the state of his bedroom, whilst Handa himself does not actually know.
-About seventy years from now, he will realise that he actually had a Deeply Repressed Crush on Draluc, hence the meeting him once and deciding they would be best friends for life.
-He will never realise his hatred for Ronaldo is also a deeply repressed crush. Ever.