#Harley Hacks

[anoant]

Pictochat!

#ant's art #homestuck #hs #someone on twitter asked me how they're chatting on different wifis #my theory is that they have a super long LAN cable #or Jade super hacked them to work internationally idk #beta kids #john egbert #dave strider #jade harley #rose lalonde #dude i miss my DS #shit was fire

[spacedace]

So I've seen a lot of "Jazz works as a therapist at Arkam" in the dp x dc fandom, and while I like the concept, I also feel like Jazz would take one look at the place and immediately be like "what the absolute fuck" at just the everything of the place.

Like, she either nopes out after the tour during the interview or quits not too long afterward starting there, not because she can't take it but because she's so appalled by what's going on there and can smell the corruption rolling off the place and knows no one sent to there is ever actually going to get the help they need.

So Jazz decides to open a private practice instead while still being absolutely determined to work with the various rogues in the city, she is here to help and nothing is going to stop her.

So she just starts showing up at known hangouts of rogues and during their heists/schemes/sprees, and even fights between them and the batfam, just like

"Hi! It’s so nice to meet you! My name is Dr. Jasmine Fenton/Nightingale/whatever last name she’s using and I was hoping we could talk!"

Casually kicks a baterang away without looking because she's being polite and professional!

"I understand that your experience with therapy through Arkam has been nothing but atrocious and that you are rightfully -"

Kicks Batman away without breaking eye contact or a sweat.

"Suspicious of attempting therapy again, and Idon't want to force anything on you, therapy should be on your terms after the experiences you've had but -"

Grabs Robin out of the air as he leaps at the rogue she's talking to and tucks him under her arm, ignoring his feral hissing and all attempts to break her hold.

"-I really think that you'd find it beneficial, even if I'm not the right therapist for you."

The rogue in question is having the time of their life and takes Jazz's business card - and a few extra to pass around - not really intending to actually ever book a therapy appointment with her but way too entertained and excited to share this madness with everyone else.

But then one of the rogues actually looks up Jazz's website and sees all the various safe guards she’s put in place to ensure that any villians that come to her will be protected while seeing her - soundproof therapy room, regular sweeps for listening and tracking devices, the most insane firewalls and protections anyone has ever seen on her network, and ooh she provides snacks and drinks!

So someone finally books an appointment with her, half convinced she's either going to turn them in or is a villain herself intent to experiment on them, but then it’s actually really nice??? And they feel a lot better afterwards?? She doesn't even say anything to indicate that she wants them to stop being villains, she just wants them to be okay??

So more and more rogues start going to her, and Batman was already losing his mind about this woman before - Oracle can't hack her system?!? And her background check shows a totally normal Psychiatrist?? - but now half of Gotham's heavy hitters and a dozen or so other minor league villains are seeing her regularly and every time he tries to get info on any plans the rogues might be scheme via her office it fails utterly. Nightwing got knocked out with something called a creep stick and when he tried to break in himself to get answers she just appeared out of no where and gave him the most scathing lecture about doctor-patient confidentiality before bullying him off her property and threatening to sick her brother on him if he tried again?

And because she's become such a figure in the Gotham underworld, she gets the attention of Joker.

And everyone, rogues and Bats alike, are terrified that she’s going to try and take him on as a patient like she has so many other villains in the city and that's just a recipe for tragedy.

But then the Joker is on his way to the hospital with two broken legs and the fear of god beat into him babbling about eldritch nightmares and whenever anyone asks Jazz what happened she just shrugs and just says things like "I refused him as a patient, he's not my problem." Or "My brother doesn't like clowns." And just, does not elaborate.

Batman is losing his mind over it all. Jazz is just happy to be able to actually help the rogues. Arkam is less happy about how she absolutely destroys their reputation.

#dc x dp #danny phantom #jazz fenton #batman #jazz becomes Gotham's favorite Psychiatrist for villains #Tucker is the one keeping her network secure #and maybe starts a small hacking war with oracle #the Joker showed up trying to turn Jazz into the next Harley Quinn and ended up face to face with a visiting Danny #Harley eventually recovers enough herself to get her license back and joins Jazz's practice #she works with civilians though because of all the conflict of interest with everyone else #weirdly anytime she has a patient who is dealing with someone abusing them the abuser mysteriously disappears #oracle #batfam #eldritch danny

[little-pondhead]

*tosses these into a pit and bolts*

#pondhead memes #danny phantom #I’m not sorry #dp x dc #danny fenton #tucker foley #sam manson #supervillain danny au #everlasting trio #villain!everlasting trio #Red Robin tried to challenge Foley at various things #not only can Foley hack better than him #he has Superman level strength and just breaks anything they capture him with #Manson beat the shit out of Harley and Ivy #and then teamed up with them #Fenton literally broke into the watchtower to warn the JL about his partners plans to take over the world #like yeah he loves her but taking over the world is HIS thing and also she ate the last bagel #that was a weird week for everyone #Damian definitely got adopted #completely by accident too #they were just chilling underground when he found them tried to fight them and got knocked into the portal gun they’d been using to commute #he got zapped to amity and Dani adopted him as her brother On Sight #the trio just kind of went along with it and now he knows all their secrets #he keeps their secrets on the condition he gets to come to amity and do the same thing they’re doing #which is fight people who are already dead and be a menace #Danny is very proud of his new stabby child and now has an excuse not to be adopted by Batman #in fact he appears one day as Fenton and demands child support #dpxdc

[karkatbug]

5 days to go! Day 1 - Video games

surely these millennial pc gaymers played maplestory in their youth

@413countdown

#(Karkat wasn't hacking but he ends up getting a 10 day ban for his profanity) #homestuck #john egbert #rose lalonde #jade harley #dave strider #karkat vantas #hsfanart #maplestory #413countdown #homestuck413 #my art

[gilverrwrites]

#harley quinn #ssktjl #suicide squad #the penguin #amanda waller #rick flag #deadshot #hack #captain boomerang #king shark

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Hey Tony, what are you doing for Peppers birthday?

Tony: Dinner!

Harley: where?

Tont: here

Harley: are you at least cooking it?

Tony: I quite like the tower not in flames thanks

Peter: So you did nothing?

Tony: I got her a card too. Here, look

Harley: *reading aloud* Roses are red, violets are blue

Peter: *reading aloud* whiskey costs less than dinner for two

Tony: *holding up a bottle of whiskey* I also got this

Peter: Pepper is gonna be so mad

Harley: Friday, save all recordings of Tony and Pepper interacting for the rest of the week

#Pepper is pretty mad #she ignored Tony for the rest of the week #she also replaced all the coffee with decaf #tony is pissed #pepper got peter to hack intk friday and cancel every online order for anything remotely caffinated #and now friday sends pepper an alert when tony brings caffeine into the tower #then she ambushes him and bins it #tony is a literal zombie now #tony stark #peter parker #harley keener #marvel #mcu #marvel textpost #marvel memes #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect peter parker #irondad #pepper potts

[starscelly]

gwg scorer appreciation from wedge and hawk

ana@dal 01.25.24

#hawk? hak? hak feels like hack to me more than a hawk sound sooo #anyways #thomas harley #scott wedgewood #aka freak that has adopoted him. and #jani hakanpää #dallas stars #stars lb #cel gifs

[wastedskins]

Harley Quinn, Batman: Arkham City, 2011

#2000s video games #video games #playstation #2000s #action #hack and slash #2000s games #2010s video games #batman #arkhamverse #batman arkham city #arkham city #harley quinn #harley quinns revenge #nintendo

[lift-heavy-be-gay]

I love blogs that post incorrect quotes of literally any piece of media. I eat that shit up every time.

#once upon a time #abbott elementary #a league of our own #arcane league of legends #arcane netflix #hacks hbo #hbo last of us #raya and the last dragon #harley quinn animated series #incorrect quotes #killing eve #wednesday #wednsday addams #supergirl #criminal minds #the owl house

[gothamcityneedsme]

i DO really like arkham knight but i think in terms of the challenge maps.. im an arkham city and arkham origins truther

#shitpost #idk man. arkham knight suffers a little from the character bloat i think #and i feel like i don't quite have to learn the maps as well to pull of the stars #and while MANY of the stars are challenging like #idk. #and combat is definitely better for me personally in city/origins #even tho i lose my combo to glitches less in knight #city and origin make me feel like i have more control over the character #vs in knight sometimes they like #bounce all over the place #you'd think more characters would help but harley batgirl and jason (and catwoman a little) suffer from limited movesets and like #inability to actually face some enemy types #and like for instance none of the maps are really designed for harley #and like. no maps outside of the maps inside jasons dlc which weren't made into challenge maps. have any bulletproof enemies #which is like. not great because that's a mechanic for him that actually makes you change your approach #and like. in her dlc batgirl has SUPER strong hacking that's special and has a lot of utility whereas that doesn't shine in the challenges #because its like. she has the remote hacking device just like batman and robin #idk im just like Havin Thoughts #i think predator it's less noticeable that there's a difference but it's really noticeable in combat to me #and a little in predator. #i LOVE that all these characters are playable but it makes the focus feel less like. fully focused. #also tbh not enough medals to force me to use a character's specific mechanics sometimes #or when there is its something terrible #GOD am i hesitating to play harley lol

[godblooded]

the fucking fact that batquinn is a goddamn real ship it’s a real ship i’m crying i’m three years old again it’s a real ship.

💎HUSBAND💎

#ooc. king of unpopular opinions. #[octavia has given me a gift this is like when I heard [REDACTED] came out of his coma in .HACK//SIGN #(me trying not to spoil a decade plus old anime is me and that’s that). #I’m crying I’m weeping the first time i watched Harley’s holiday I was chinhands on my living room floor. #the one fucking hetpassing ship I like… that’s not brucelana. the only other hetpassing ship I like lmfao. #listen I’m a lesbian but this is like Disney where dreams come true.] #eye strain /

[forgiveness-in-the-misery]

The fact that HBO is merging with Discovery+ of all things confuses the fuck out of me especially since HBO is showint interest in removing scripted content and replacing it with exploitive reality shows and hyper sexual reality competitions.

People have proven more and more that they prefer scripted shows over reality. I know that producing reality shows and competitions where people just fuck on camera and bitch is much cheaper than scripted shows, but it is so fucking lazy and uninspiring.

There is literally no place for artists to go now. Cable networks suck and have heavy censorship, streaming services are recently cancelling movies and shows by the dozens every month and trying to switch to game shows and reality shows instead. You can try to do independent and maybe post your show to YouTube but YouTube and patreon etc can be sketchy and often times you can’t tell the story that you want to tell due to censorship or budget limitations.

Shows like First Kill getting axed, a movie like Batgirl thay cost fucking $90 million to make getting deleted before release, and the circulating list of HBO shows that were renewed but now are listed as unsafe and could possibly be cancelled by the end of today or this month is fucking insane.

Like….I really hate it and I hate when people say this happens because nobody watches TV. Fucking of course we don’t because companies keep cancelling shows and more often now during production of said shows, so yeah I do spend most of my time watching guys on YouTube play video games because at least that hasn’t been taken away yet.

#hbo max #first kill #our flag means death #hacks #batgirl #harley quinn: the animated series #peacemaker

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JADE: im just trying to get a feel for this door!

JADE: i think its made...

JOHN: it is made of wood jade. there's nothing else to get a feel for. it's wood and paint.

ROSE: Actually, it's a really low-res JPEG.

JOHN: what? a j- what is a jpeg? stop speaking witch.

#submission #source: sonic adventure 2 snapcube fandub #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #john egbert #rose lalonde #homestuck #can you imagine if we could have things made of jpeg #help i've been hacked my doors are gone #mod kanaya

[best-friends-exorcism]

My top 20 shows that had new content in 2022 ♥️

#best of 2022 #show recommendations #must watch #2022 shows #severance #barry hbo #the boys amazon #the boys #stranger things #abbott elementary #harley quinn #the righteous gemstones #hacks hbo #netflix wednesday #evil paramount #resident alien #blackbird #only murders in the building #euphoria #archive 81 #made for love #home economics #watchoutforthebiggrrrls #the bear #never have i ever

[bigassbowlingballhead]

If you’re upset by the wrongful cancelations of The Wilds and First Kill

may I suggest Harley Quinn the animated series. 

#beautiful sapphic cartoon #fun familiar gotham characters viewed in a new light #ivy and harley are the badest bitches in town #the wilds #first kill #harley quinn #i don't see this one going anywhere #also see #hacks

[labitacoradecastelan]

Hace meses publiqué unos post de las series que tengo muchas ganas de ver y en algunos casos continuar. Esta lista no tiene ningún orden específico.

127.- Animaniacs

128.- Run

129.- Primal (Ya la terminé 🐱‍🐉♥)

130.- Hacks

131.- Harley Quinn (Temporada 3)

132.- Regular Show

133.- The Jynks

134.- Mare of Easttown (ya la terminé 💔🔫)

135.- Made for Love

Este post sigue sirviendo para recordar en donde me quedé cuando vi algunas series.

#Animaniacs #Run #Primal #Hacks #131.- Harley Quinn #Regular Show #The Jinks #Mare of Easttown #Made for Love #TV #Series #Lista