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jedidragonwarriorqueen · 1 month

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#rwby #weiss schnee #penny polendina #cinder fall #ruby rose #harriet bree #james ironwood #qrow branwen #clover ebi #nora valkyrie #winter schnee #yang xiao long #rwby volume 7 #rwby v7 #greenlight volume 10 #save rwby

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juanarc-thethird · 3 months

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Shortstacks are the best….

Jaune: *Lying in his bed* I'm bored.

At that moment Nora and Neo lie down next to him on the bed.

Nora: *Touching his chest* If you're bored you can "do" us~💕

Neo: *💕Winks as she rubs her thigh on him💕*

Jaune: *Nervous* I-I don't think so.

Nora: Fuck it... Plan B!

Jaune: Plan B?

In the blink of an eye, Harriet appears on top of him with her hair resting on his crotch.

Harriet: How about now, would you "do" the three of us?~💕

Jaune: Oh god~

Moments later

Neo and Nora are lying exhausted on the sides of the bed, while Harriet is being used as an onahole. Jaune is on top of Harriet, hugging her as hard as he can while moving his hips non-stop.

*PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!*

Harriet: *Fully hugging Jaune with her arms and legs* Ugh!~💕 FUgH!~💕

Neo: "Dear God, how can he keep going?😳"

Nora: I don't know, but I'll have my revenge… *She tries to get up but she can't* But not today.

#jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune arc #rwby jaune #nora #nora valkyrie #rwby nora #rwby nora valkyrie #rwby neo #rwby neopolitan #rwby harriet #harriet bree #harriet #rwby harriet bree #rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby smut #rwby lemon #neopolitan

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rachetmath · 2 months

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Emerald: Ruby? Weiss? May I talk to both of you for one minute?

Ruby: Emerald? You want to talk?

Emerald: Yes.

Weiss: With us?

Emerald: Yes. Do you both have the time or not?

Weiss: Um… sure.

Ruby: This is rare so I am curious about how this conversation will go.

Emerald: Okay, good. Now, if you don’t feel comfortable, we can drop this. Alright?

Ruby: Okay.

Weiss: Absolutely.

Emerald: Good. So… which one of you is going to give it up to Jaune?

Weiss: WHAT THE-

Ruby: WHEN DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?! WHEN?!

Emerald: I’m just saying. When are any of you going to give the man something for his efforts?

Weiss: There is no way this is happening. Especially not from you.

Ruby: *looks around*

Emerald: Ruby what are you doing?

Ruby: Checking for cameras and microphones at the very least. But mainly to see if Nora or Blake are hiding anywhere. This is something straight out of their book.

Emerald: Look, I’m just asking a simple question. Now Ruby I understand considering-

Ruby: No. Stop.

Emerald: I mean-

Ruby: Shut up.

Emerald: Fine. But you Weiss, I don’t understand.

Weiss: Alright look. I somewhat am impressed with Jaune, but I don’t like him like that. We’re just friends.

Ruby: Yeah and so are we!

Emerald: So after everything he’s done for both of you, you don’t think of him as anything other than a friend?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Even though he helps both of you. Saves both of you. And kept both your sisters alive.

Ruby: Um…

Weiss: I mean… yeah.

Emerald: Mhmm. Disappointing.

Ruby: Excuse me?

Emerald: I’m just saying I met no one besides Hazel and Mercury who would go that far for me. If I were you girls I try to keep that around.

Weiss: What are you trying to say?

Me: Cinder and Neo may have had a point. You two don’t deserve shit. Ungrateful bitches.

Weiss: Look, Emerald, Ruby and I care about Jaune. Plus, you make it sound like we don’t stand a chance now to get with him.

Emerald: Because you don’t. Especially when you had Jessica ahead of you both. And she’s not from this universe.

Ruby: How do you know about Jessica?

Emerald: Jaune told me and he didn’t skip the details.

Ruby: … … um…

Emerald: And he’s older now.

Weiss: But not as mature.

Emerald: How so? I mean, he cares about others. And he’s responsible. How does that not count as being mature?

Weiss: Well he yelled at Ruby.

Emerald: Did he have a reason?

Ruby: He was always angry and frustrated.

Emerald: Again did he have a reason?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Okay, look, if you girls don’t want him fine. Just don’t be mad when another woman decides to claim him.

Ruby: Pfft like who?

Emerald: I don’t know. Maybe just any girl willing to put up with him. Help him. And unlike Pyrrha would take any opportunity to seal the deal. Maybe Winter. Elm. Me. Harriet. Possibly any one better.

Ruby: Hold on what you say.

Emerald: I said what I said.

Weiss: Emerald, you are no older than us.

Emerald: I mean I can wait and if it doesn’t work out I’ll find someone new. But again… what about you Schnee cause I believe your chances are slim.

Weiss: What?

Emerald: Because you are basic.

Weiss: Basic? Oh, I will show you ‘basic’.

Ruby: No, Weiss. Calm down. No.

Weiss: Let me go, Ruby.

Emerald: Well I am going to take my leave. Later losers.

Weiss: I KILL YOU!!

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rwac96 · 3 months

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CEO Schnee (RWBY AU)

Weiss: "It's my greatest honor to take my mother's place as the CEO of the SDC, to continue restoring the company's good name."

Harriet: *deadpan* "Why the hell are we here with this nepobaby?"

Elm: "It was either this or look after her father's cell."

Weiss: "First order of business, get rid of any of my father's cronies, sycophants, or anybody who is scheming to discredit me."

Yang: *bored* "Uh, why are we here?"

Ruby: "Team Solidarity!"

Yang: *groans* "Gods, I wished I had gone with Blake to her island...but she's busy with being chieftain."

Ruby: "Yang, I know our friends seem busy with stuff in a now Post-Salem world, but...it hey, we're still a team."

Weiss: *holding a violet Dust vial* "Okay, I don't wanna know what my father intended to do with this! Gods, this is going to be a long first few weeks."

Atlas Aristocrat: *irate* "Miss Schnee, did I just hear about you approving equal wages for those animals?!"

Weiss: *glares* "Faunus, Karin! This isn't the SDC under Jacques Schnee, you adulterous cow! That's right...I know about you and your gardener!"

#text #text post #writblr #prompts #rwby #rwby au #rwby fanfiction #rwby shitpost #future au #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #harriet bree #elm ederne #ceo au #ceo weiss au

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howlingday · 5 days

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Ruby: I wish Weiss would stop yelling at me.

Yang: Maybe I can help by pulling up some dirt on her? Remember when I got Jaune on Remnant's Most Wanted?

Harriet: There he is, in the classroom.

Marrow: Try to take him alive.

Jaune: (Door explodes, Ace-Ops storm in) OH NO, NOT AGAIN! (Running)

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Yang: Oh, poo, you're no fun. Well, maybe I should go see what Vomit Boy has been up to.

Jaune: (Standing outside the Atlas Vault) I keep telling you, I didn't do anything!

Ironwood: (Holding a gun to him) I don't care.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: (Gulps, Jumps over) AAAAAAAAAAAH! Ouch! My elbow!

#rwby #the simpsons #yang xiao long #ruby rose #jaune arc #james ironwood #harriet bree #marrow amin

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heliosthegriffin · 4 months

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"So, who's the most dangerous member of team JNPR?" Yang asked the table unprompted, the rest of her team looking up from their food.

"Hmm, Pyrrha." Weiss said with little thought. "Perfect form, incredible strength and reflexes, she is definitely their ace in the hole."

"Really?" Yang held her stomach. "Nora's stronger, and her energy she brings to a fight is something else,"

Blake was silent in thought for a moment. "The question, it isn't who's the strongest, or most skilled, though. Pyrrha is definitely the best fighter, but Nora is stronger, but the element of surprise and intelligence, are just as deciding a factor in a fight. Ren's not as good a fighter, or as strong, but his mobility and aura control mixed with his ruthlessness, I think make him more dangerous."

"Elaborate." Weiss stated.

"Well, Nora is strong and energetic, but she's always going to come at you head on, so it's easy to counter her, if you don't fight her on her terms. Pyrrha better about that, but she's very civil, so she's not going to fight you outside of arena, or unless you start it. Ren, though? I can see him slitting someone's throat."

The rest of the table stared at her blankly.

"Nah, it's Jaune." Ruby said after a beat, drinking some milk.

"What?" Weiss said flatly. "You must be kidding. He's by far the least skilled, weakest, and most disgra-"

"Ok that's enough, princess." Yang cut her off. "But, she's got a point, Ruby."

Ruby shrugged. "Yeah, that's true, but-" She took a drink of milk. "What's Jaune's fighting style?"

Weiss huffed. "Simple, it's nothing, he doesn't have one."

"Yeah, it's kind of random style."

Blake thought for a moment, seeing a flash of triumph in Ruby's eyes. "Oh, that's your point."

Ruby gave finger guns at the cat-girl. "Exactly! You asked who's the most dangerous! It's Jaune, because, how you going to fight someone who doesn't know what he's going to do next?"

"What?" Yang and Weiss asked simultaneously.

Blake nodded along. "She's got a point, how are you going to react to someone who doesn't know what even he's going to do next?"

"Plus, have you ever been hit by him?" Ruby added, with no one stepping up to the plate. "His skill and style might not be great, but his strength is incredible, and his durability, endurance, and staying power are unmatched if you ask me."

"She's right, you know." A new voice interjected, all of team RWBY turning to face the sudden newcomer.

"Ren? Since when did you get here?" Yang asked.

"Since the beginning," He said simply, sipping from a juice box. "But, it's definitely, Jaune." His eyes became distant and foggy. "Always has been."

"Uh, you ok, buddy?" Yang putting a hand on his shoulder.

Ren went back to normal. "Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"

"Well, the look of trauma on your face, just kind of,-"

"Don't ever get locked in a food-pantry with Jaune, there's no telling what he'll do, because even he doesn't know."

"How did that even occur?" Weiss asked. "Why were you two even-"

"Nora."

"Oh."

"Well, it's not like we ever have to worry about that."

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"Jaune Arc, you're under arrest for suspicion of forgery to enter Beacon !" Harriet Bree stormed over to the blonde as he was stocking a shelf inside one of Beacons's storage closets. With a sound of confusion and a hand of tomato soup, he turned and let go, screaming.

Harriet, moving at full speed, had no chance to stop, as she knocked away the can of soup, only for another to fall at her feet, as Jaune dropped the armfuls of soup to the ground. Harriet at full momentum, crushed the metal can underfoot, spraying it all over herself.

"Ah! Gross!" She wailed, still charging forward, only to step on another can and slip, flying up into the air and knock Jaune over. Jaune groaned as she knocked into him, recovering quick she mounted his chest, ready to knock him out.

Jaune reaching wildly, grabbed a shaker of pepper, slamming it into her face. Harriet felt her eyes water and nose sting, as she recoiled back, letting Jaune push her off of him, running for the door, Harriet behind him.

Flailing wildly, Jaune grabbed a broom, swinging it wildly around with knocking rows of preserved goods off the shelves and onto the floor, Harriet taking a wrong step trying to dodge the flailing, stepping into a puddle of oil from a broken bottle, sliding forward, right into Jaune's wild strikes.

Harriet felt her head ring and vision swim, then another swing connected, knocking her back and into a row of shelves. She went straight through it, and the shelves falling straight onto her with a groan, the sound of clanging metal and falling supplies consuming the room, as Jaune fled out the door, turning off the lights and locking the door behind him.

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AN: Felt like writing some goofiness.

#jaune arc #Team RWBY #Lie Ren #Harriet Bree #Crack-post

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brokentrafficknight · 4 months

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I'm sorry.

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#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #raven branwen #elm ederne #harriet bree #winter schnee #fiona thyme #robyn hill #cinder fall #salem

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hadesisqueer · 1 year

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RWBY Textposts

#rwby #rwby textposts #rwby volume 8 #rwby volume 7 #incorrect quotes #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #ruby rose #nora valkyrie #winter schnee #qrow branwen #marrow amin #rwby salem #jacques schnee #harriet bree #bumbleby #rwby memes

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sugarspikesart · 19 days

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Some RWBY commissions!

Reminder that my commissions are open with a discount if it's a sketch of something RWBY or Resident Evil related!

#rwby #resident evil #rwby fanart #ruby rose #rebhfun #rwby ruby #coco adel #the happy huntresses #ace ops #harriet bree #fiona thyme #glynda goodwitch #glynda rwby #roman torchwick #rwby roman #wlw

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to-fangirl-or-not-to-fangirl · 8 months

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so my girlfriend and i finally finished volume 8

#rwby #rwby volume 8 #harriet bree #qrow branwen #we think we’re funny

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dragonotaku-justineverything · 4 months

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Can we get some NSFW Headcanon between Jaune and Harriet?

Energizer Headcanons

Harriet is definitely the more experienced one in the relationship when it comes to sex, and she usually tops Jaune eight times out of ten. She is used to taking charge and feels like she should show Jaune the ropes

To avoid possible pregnancies she might not be ready for, Harriet got an IUD years ago before she even met Jaune, but she still perfers that Jaune wears a condom... for extra safety... (she likes to empty them in her mouth after their full sometimes, usually to tease Jaune, but also because she learned that she loves the taste)

Buuuuuut, if they were to ever run out of condoms during their hour(s) long fuck sessions, she'll let Jaune fuck her raw, almost like a reward for him lasting so long and keeping up with her. She also sometimes just likes feeling him pump his load into her to finish the night off

Harriet is the hornier one out of the two of them. She's the one that is usually more expected to initiate sexy times and lead/pull Jaune into the bedroom... or onto the couch... or bent over the counter of their apartment... or in the barrack's showers that one (three) time

Harriet is also super needy during sex, but will NEVER admit it to aaaaanyone. She'll be quickly riding Jaune for a few minutes, but then she'll suddenly slow down and start taking her time, letting them both feel things more and enjoy the sensations more or suddenly grab Jaune's hand or make him hold her. She does stuff like this because she just wanted to be gentler and make the sex more affectionate, but is too embarrassed to ask. When Jaune finds out this is while later, it's game over for Harriet

A small/funny event that I fully headcanon happened in this ship:

Jaune once used the whole "big talk coming from someone at dick sucking height" petty comeback during a disagreement a few months into their relationship... Harriet proceeded to immediately show him that even though she's much taller than that, she can still indeed suck his dick. Both with ease and practiced skill. And also made him apologize before she let him cum

#rwby #jaune arc #harriet bree #jaune x harriet #energizer #ship headcanons #ask #non sfw #anonymous

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juanarc-thethird · 3 months

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We're just going to cuddle, I promise. (Harriet)

Jaune: *Slepping like a baby*

Harriet: *Throws a pillow at his face*

Jaune: *Wakes up* What the fucK?! Harriet?! What are you doing?

Harriet: I need you to share your bed with me

Jaune: What? No!

Harriet: You owe me!

Jaune: For what?!

Harriet: It's your fault the hot water ran out! If it weren't for that extra training you asked me for, I wouldn't be dying from the cold right now.

Jaune: Why don't you ask Elm to share his bed with you?.

Harriet: Do you really think that with her size someone can share a bed with her? You will be crushed.

Jaune: It doesn't sound that bad

Harriet: Go sleep with her then.

Jaune: I don't want to.

Harriet: That' what I thought, now move aside.

Jaune: No

Harriet: Come on, move.

Jaune: NO!

Harriet: *Angry* Is cold out here! MOVE!!!

Jaune: OK! Fine! You win. Just... don't push me out.

Harriet: Relax, the most that can happen is that we just cuddle, I promise.

Jaune: OK that's fine. Get in.

He lifts his blanket and Harriet gets into bed.

Harriet: Thank you. But you still owe me.

Jaune: About what?!

Harriet: Don't worry about the details, you will soon pay it off.

Jaune: *Confuse* What does that mean?

Harriet: Goodnight, Jaune~💕

Jaune: Goodnight... I guess?

5 minutes later

Harriet: *Kiss* Kiss* Kiss*

Jaune: Mmm!~💕 *kiss* MmM!~💕!!

Under the covers is Harriet on top of Jaune. Both of their pants are lying on the floor near the bed. Harriet has her hands holding his face while they are making out. Her hips can be seen moving up and down. The blankets also show the silhouette of her legs stretched out and crossed at the feet, while something thick is firmly between her thighs, creating a small tent.

Harriet: Are you about to cum?

Jaune: Y-Yes!~

She starts moving her thighs faster and squeezes harder.

Harriet: Cum for me~ Paint my thighs white with your cream~ I want to feel your hot cum in my legs~

Jaune: Fuck~💕

Harriet begins to use her semblance

Harriet: Yes, cum for me~💕 Come on, cum!💕 Do it! Cum for me~💕Cum for me~💕CUM FOR ME~💕

Jaune: Oh fuck! Oh Fuck!! Oh-

Jaune is about to explode, but at the last moment Harriet lifts her thighs a little higher and thrusts his cock deep inside her pussy.

Jaune: FUUUUCK!!!~💕

Harriet: *On cloud nine* You bastard💕~ You're filling me up💕~ Fuck~💕

Harriet kisses him one more time and doesn't let go. Jaune's cock throbs with every load of his cum entering her. He then grabs her ass and pushes her to the base of his cock.

Harriet: HmmMH!💕!💕!💕~

Harriet came hard on his cock.

Jaune: Oh god, that was incredible! Do you… do you want to do it one more time?

Harriet: *Fainted with a satisfied smile*

Jaune: Aw~💕 She looks so cute when she's asleep. *He kisses her forehead* Goodnight, Harriet.

Jaune, still inside her, hugs her to keep her warm and falls asleep peacefully.

#jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune #rwby jaune arc #rwby harriet #harriet bree #harriet #rwby harriet bree #rwby jaune x harriet #jaune x harriet #rwby jaune arc x harriet bree #jaune arc x harriet bree #rwby #rwby shitpost #We're just going to cuddle

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bobauthorman · 5 months

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