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padfootslads · 11 months

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Sirius: am I being dramatic, yes.

Sirius: is it justified, also yes.

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stargazedmoony · 7 months

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sirius: prongs, how do you say, “i would do anything for you” in a casual way?

james: remus, sirius here wants you to know that he would do absolutely anything for you in every lifetime, as he loves you so much

remus: oh, i know. and i love him, too

sirius: ... gee. thank you, james, for being so incredibly subtle

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siriusmoons · 1 year

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Sirius: If my mom did one thing, she didn’t raise a quitter. instead she raised a depressed idiotic homosexual

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lily-lover · 4 months

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Did Ron have a crush on Victor Krum yes or yes

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im-a-sentient-magic-carpet · 6 months

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I have a headcanon that the killing curse (Avada kedavra) finds it’s way into the victims body and explodes a vital organ. E.g. liver, heart, brain…

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potterheaded-hipster · 2 years

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every now and then i remember the horrible truth that fucking wormtail spent nearly three straight years with harry, making him the marauder who was around him the longest. and like i know he was a rat so it doesn't totally count. but like he got to see so much of harry's mundane life, and probably noticed all sorts of similarities between harry and his parents, that nobody else did. like there's a solid chance pettigrew knew harry better than sirius or remus, and that like really pisses me off.

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wolvesandshine · 1 month

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Sirius: Momma didn’t raise no quitter

Regulus: Actually our mother didn’t raise us at all so I am in fact, a quitter

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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months

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Hermione: What’s the one thing we asked you not to do at the party, Harry?

Harry: Not kiss Malfoy

Ron: And what did you do?

Harry: I kissed Malfoy

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linnea-bowiesversion · 11 months

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[texting]

Sirius: WHERE ARE YOU AND MY BROTHER??

James: WE’RE FUCKING

James: GETTING [not delivered]

James: DRINKS [not delivered]

Sirius: IM SORRY WHAT

James: WAIT [not delivered]

Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCKER YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST STARTED

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honeylemonntea · 1 year

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Regulus: Do you think your family likes me?

James: My mum literally begged you to marry me

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padfootslads · 1 year

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Remus: it’s funny in movies how they portray sad people. Like, oh my, they’re sitting around in their pyjamas all day, living on the couch, never showering, never fixing their hair. “They have really let themselves go. This must be horrible” Like, that’s just a normal week?? That’s been me every day since I was 4. It’s no big deal lol.

Sirius: ...Remus, the light of my life. You are very fucked up. Let’s go get you some therapy, yeah?

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stargazedmoony · 8 months

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sirius: hey prongs! why did the chicken cross the road?

james: i don’t know, pads. why?

sirius: to get to the idiot’s house

james: ... i don’t get it?

sirius: knock knock

james: who’s there?

sirius: the chicken

james: listen here, you little—

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siriusmoons · 8 months

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sirius: remus, i love you to the moon-

Remus: …

sirius: sun-, i love you to the sun and back.

Sirius: the moon is stupid anyway

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lily-lover · 4 months

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One thing that has always bothered me about the Harry potter books is how hard it is to get in the bureau of Dumbledore. Excuse me but what kind of stupid system is it that students need a Passwort to go talk to him? When Harry literally has the biggest need to see him because shits getting real and he high-key needs help, he can only guess through all candy or hope that Dumbly decides to come out in just that second to go to the toilet or sumn, otherwise he's screwed. It's like lololol students why would I wanna talk to students I'm gonna sit up here and chill and let them shrivel in despair downstairs

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im-a-sentient-magic-carpet · 6 months

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If Harry put on a horcrux, what affect would it have on him?

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accio-sriracha · 5 months

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Sirius Anything-But-Black.

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Sirius hates his last name. He always joked around by going by his friend's names instead.

Sirius Potter was the most common, of course. He was practically raised by the Potter's, he and James had been brothers for years of course he was a Potter.

Second was Pettigrew, mostly when joking around with Peter.

He'd make comments like "This is why it's so great to be a part of the Pettigrew family!" and "Don't you dare disrespect the Pettigrew Brothers!"

A handful of times he even used Lily's last name, referring to himself as Sirius Evans.

She finds it hilarious, as soon as she catches on that he hates his last name she starts calling him Evans too.

Whenever she'd pass by the group and greet James as Potter, she'd always make sure to reply to Sirius' "Hey, Evans!" With a "Hello, Evans." In return.

Every once in a while he used their other friend's names too; Meadowes, Longbottom, McKinnon, he went as far as to use McGonagall once and nearly got detention for a week.

But he never used Lupin.

Remus asks him one lazy Saturday morning as the group was sprawled across the furniture in the common room.

He'd wondered for years, they all secretly had, but it never meant enough to any of them to really ask.

"Why do you never go by Sirius Lupin?" Remus asked, filling the lull in conversation.

It was supposed to be a casual question, but there was nothing casual about the look Sirius gave him when he replied,

"Because you haven't asked me to marry you yet, Moons."

The room was silent. Remus and Sirius were staring at each other for a long time. Remus slowly stood up and walked over to him, kneeling down in front of his chair,

"Sirius, will you marry me?" He whispered.

"Of course, Remus." Sirius breathed.

Nobody else could tell if they were joking or not. They'd never once shown feelings towards each other, nothing more than what they normally did.

Remus wasn't even gay.

But then, all of the sudden, Remus and Sirius were found walking the halls hand in hand, placing gentle kisses on each other's cheeks.

They started sleeping in the same bed at night, Remus curled on his side with his nose nuzzled against Sirius' neck.

Sirius exclusively went by Sirius Lupin now, refusing to go by anything else. He also made it very clear to all of his suitors that he was engaged and off the market.

The others still couldn't quite tell how much further they would go for the bit, but they seemed happy?? So they were all happy too.

Immediately after graduation they got married and made it official. Everyone was kinda blown away, but then again, it was Remus and Sirius, they've kind of always been dating, even when they weren't.

The others finally asked years later if they'd been secretly dating prior to that, since it was the only thing that made sense.

Sirius shook his head, "No, I had no idea Rem liked me back. I was just really in love with him."

Remus nodded, explaining he wasn't actually sure if Sirius was joking or not either at first, but he was too in love to question it, and took the chance he got.

It ended up working out, Sirius was now- in all ways including legally- Mr. Sirius Lupin.

And he'd never been happier.

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