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my hands always hurt after getting a fic set up and saved to my drafts when i finish it but… PART 4 TO THE DRACO SERIES WILL BE OUT TONIGHT!! i have so much work planned out and i’m so excited to get it out for you guys!! once i get more fics written and posted i’ll post a masterlist! also i’m open for requests so don’t be shy if you have any ideas!

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sirius: when have i ever done something rash and irresponsible?

remus, pulling out a giant folder: would you like me to go alphabetically or chronologically?

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Peter
I waved at a woman because I thought she waved at me.
Peter
Turns out she was waving to someone else. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up, hailed a taxi, and had them drive me to the airport.
Peter
I’m in the Arctic now.
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Harry
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dumbledore
Why?
Harry
To get to the idiots house. Knock knock.
Dumbledore
Who’s there?
Harry
The chicken.
Dumbledore
Harry
Dumbledore
I will not punt you on one condition.
Harry
...Yes?
Dumbledore
Go tell that joke to Snape.
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James
Adding ‘lmao’ at the end of your sentences doesn’t hide your pain.
Remus
What do you mean? Of course it does, lmao.
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sirius
if the multiverse theory is true, then that means there’s an alternate universe where it isn’t true
james
the multiverse doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
sirius
except in the universe where it does
remus
*is having an aneurysm*
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Sirius
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Remus
Wasn’t Prongs with you?
James
In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Someone
How many kids do you have?!
James
Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Sirius
What’s worse than heartbreak?
Regulus, trying to relate
Realizing dragons can’t blow out their own birthday candles :(
Sirius
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remus
WHO ATE MY CHOCOLATE
peter
don’t look at me
remus
PRONGS, WAS IT YOU?
james
*looks at sirius*
sirius
james
it was sirius
sirius
PRONGS YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN´T TELL
remus
oh, it was you, baby? was it good? want some more?
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Lily
good morning everyone
James
morning
Remus
morning
Lily
You all sound like robots “morning, morning” spice it up a bit!
Sirius, bursting in through the window
WHAT’S UP FUCKERS
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whatever you do, don’t think about the fact that bellatrix and the rest of the death eaters who tortured the longbottoms into insanity got a more fair trial than sirius black

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<div> —  zoya.ans on tiktok  </div><span>Marlene Mckinnon and Dorcas Meadowes were in love. How do we know? We don’t. But they were :)</span>
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peter
who do you like
sirius
remus
lily
no who are you interested in
sirius
remus
james
she means romantically
sirius
remus
james
no i mean-
sirius
so do you want me to fuck him in front of you or what
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Sirius
I guess you could say... I’ve fallen for you.
Remus
You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-
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Remus
Nothing in life is free
Sirius
Friendship is free
Lily
Knowledge is free
Peter
Sleep is free
James
Everything is free if you take it without paying
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sirius
my new year's resolution was to prank at least one person every day
remus
how's that going?
sirius
depends on whether or not you've been in the kitchen today
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remus
i'm bisexual and confused
remus
remus
not about being bisexual
remus
i just never know what the fuck is going on
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