Hc that during Dick’s Robin days, all the rogues and their henchmen are so used to hearing him make puns and jokes that when Robin!Dick shows up to a crime scene, but isn’t making any jokes, they just know something is wrong.
Riddler, in the middle of crime shit: Why, Batman, ready for your next riddle? What is-
Riddler: *sees robin* Oh, it’s you.
Dick: :/
Riddler:
Dick: … :(
Riddler: Oh buddy, what’s wrong-
Cue to the next day when all of them are booing Batman for not checking up on his kid (or probably the reason for his angst lol)
Week 11.7/52: March 13th - March 19th 2023 | Free Meal...? 🍔
Someone ordered delivery to the room next to mine and no one took it for like 93852395 hours so I just grabbed it and ate it HAHAHHAHHAA. Bacon burger + poutine + apple pie. And a HUGE coke lmao. Solid meal. 👍
This is probably because I have the Bruharvy brainrot rn and Two Face is one of my favorite characters
Danny’s parents wanted a second child, but years of exposure to ectoplasm left them sterile. It turns out that there are some side effects to living with radioactive materials from another plane of existence.
Their Solution? Cloning
The issue? The sample they got while in Gotham wasn’t exactly “pure.” After getting a blood sample from a fight between Batman and Two Face, things got little cross contaminated. Now what does this mean?
Danny is the biological child of BOTH Bruce and Harvey
Years pass, Danny grows up, Danny half dies, and life goes on.
Until Danny has to flee Amity. Maybe it’s the GIW, maybe it's and identity reveal gone wrong, maybe the Nasty Burger explosion happened and Danny fled to avoid being taken in by Vlad.
Danny runs. He also discovered who his biological parents were: Bruce Wayne, and Harvey Dent. Between the Billionaire and the criminal, he wasn’t exactly thrilled with the choices, but he still had to choose
So he flipped a coin
Harvey: So you’re biologically me and Bruce’s kid after your parents used our DNA to make a clone
Danny: Yep
Harvey: And between a billionaire and someone considered criminally insane, you chose me? Why?