#Hatchetfeild

[inkwell-illustrations]

I met god. He had nothing nice to say about you!

#wiggly black friday #wiggly starkid #tickle me wiggly #wiggly npmd #wiggly #lords in black #wiggog y'wrath #black friday musical #starkid black friday #black friday starkid #black friday #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield universe #hatchet #hatchetfield series #hatchetfeild #hatch #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #hatchetblr #starkid productions #starkid memes #starkid npmd #npmd #starkid nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die

[nerdicorntheshipper]

Hate having a blorbo with a normal ass name. I'll see a post and start writing up a 1k word response about how they mischaracterized my boy only to realize that they're talking about a different white man named John. Say what you will about fantasy naming conventions but no one is confused when you talk about blarg the scullcrusher

#nerdi speaks #blorbo from my shows #fandom #hatchetfeild #starkid #the goes wrong show #cornley polytechnic drama society

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

This drawing was done for @pawpunkao3 as part of the (now fully funded!) Tinlightenment campaign! May his tinlightenment be full of tcblessings

#hatchetfeild #my art #black friday starkid #ethan green #joey! ethan #obnoxious teen #cineplex teen #hatchetverse #fanart #fan comic #tinlightenment #tcb #starkid #starkid black friday

[zestysharkwolf]

Credit to @p4nsy for the original post

#hatchetfeild #hatchetfield universe #starkid hatchetfield #team starkid #starkid npmd #starkid productions #starkid #starkid nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid tgwdlm #npmd starkid #npmd #richie lipschitz #grace chasity #paul mathews #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #karen chasity

[ren-is-real]

Ive seen some people talking about this old show I used to love called ‘adventures in drowsy town’, apparently it’s like, completely lost? It only aired over here in Hatchetfield?

This is actually from the background of a picture taken a while back, I noticed the show on in the background. I remember this guy pretty well, his name was pokey. He was always the most uptight of the group, acted like a pretentious theatre nerd lol. I hope more stuff about this gets found!! I would really love to see some of the episodes again.

Thanks to @the-wizards-fandom-library for starting the search, and to @realuity for spreading more about it! Also I should probably mention @adventures-for-drowsytown and @mouse-bonez since they’re pretty big in the search.

#starkid #hatchetfield #adventures in drowsytown #unreality cw #unreality #tgwdlm #pokey starkid #pokey #pokotho #hatchetverse #hatchetfeild #my art

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Ted: Yes, Clivesdale is nicer than Hatchetfield. And yes, because of their cupcake factory, the air always smells like vanilla. Pete: ... Oh, wow, yeah! Ted: But their people are not inherently better than our people! The only things they beat us in is iq, life expectancy, beauty pageants, and average income. Who cares? Richie: I think you do.

#source: parks and rec #eagleton reminds me of clivesdale #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #nightmare time #ted spankoffski #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #richie lipschitz #hatchetfeild #hatchetfield #incorrect quotes

[judeiscactus]

Sometimes the real family is two camp counselors with the same name and that one insane child they raised in the woods

#i think im funny #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #starkid #team starkid #boy jerry #girl jeri #hatchetfeild #hatchetverse #the hatchetverse is like if you were trying to watch anything half asleep

[ohnoitsjetster]

Just found out people are shipping Ted Spankoffski and Mark Chastity. Fantastic job everyone. I’m very proud of you all

#this was better in my head #why am I talking like I have a place in some sort of starkid fandom higherarchy #I’m not your dad #anyway #seriously #this is amazing #starkid #hatchetfeild #holy bastard #ted spankoffski #mark chasity

[chompersbrainrot]

(with increasing distress and speed) au where max never died he just apologized and realized his wrongs. au where paul doesnt get infected and destroys the hivemind so everything is ok. au where ethan is ok. AU WHERE OWEN AND CURT LIVE A HAPPY LIFE AND GET MARRUED ANDEVERYTHING IS OK

#god im a sucker for happy endings #hatchetfeild #gay spies are ruining my life #npmd #tgwdlm #black friday #spies are forever

[a-couple-of-bees]

(MAJOR NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE SPOILERS)

Hello!! To those who have watched the show already, I hope you understand when I say The Lords in Black's song has been stuck in my head since… but I’m desperately trying to work out the lyrics.

(Edit; me and another fan have figured out what I was missing! These may not be 100% but here are the completed lyrics)

So far I have:

Out of the depths of hell and back, us spawn of the black and white

Cover our souls with robes of black and take up the arms of night.

Nibbly wants his sacrifice, and Wiggly wants his wrath

We dance around the pentagram and take all our kingdoms back.

Babble the spell that gets it done, babble it on command

Won’t stop until all the blood is drawn, the lords in Black demand…

You summon us once, you summon us twice, you gamble it on the roll of the dice.

The devil has won, It can’t be undone, the book has all but closed on your life.

(BLINKY: We’ve been watching you Gracie…Someone’s been a little naughty

TINKY: (laughter) Oh boy! A Spankoffski! I can have the whole set in my toybox.

NIBBLY: Stephanie yum yum.

STEPHANIE: Are you the Lords in Black?)

Out of the depths of hell and back, we travel very far

Cover our souls with robes of black , the lords in black we are.

(WIGGLY: Don’t be so formal Stephanie, we’re all pally wals here. I mean look at us, we even hold court in your own tongue and form. Go Nighthawks!

All Laugh

POKEY: Our true forms would melt your minds

WIGGLY: Don’t frighten them Pokey, you nasty boy.

STEPHANIE: We need to stop Max Jagerman. We heard you can help us)

The lords in black will help you yes, you stupid silly girl.

By helping rid the Jagerman, we can help the world.

(WIGGLE: Hm We could, we could take home little Maxy and pull him right down to Drowsytown.

NIBBLY: Swallow his soul, I wanna lick it.

WIGGLY: But why? Maxy poo’s about to get you, tear you all to bloody bits!

BLINKY: I wanna see that.

STEPHANIE: How about a bargain? We’ll give you whatever you want. Just get rid of Jagerman.)

WIGGLY: Whatever we want?!)

Whatever we want, we want, we want,

Whatever we want we get.

Whatever you want, you want, you want, forever in our debt

(WIGGLY: Hm, what could you give to me? Let me check my Christmas list. (gasps) there is something.

STEPHANIE: What? What do you want from us?

TINKY: Something fun!

NIBBLY: Something tasty.

WIGGLY: Oh, you’ll hardly miss it. We just want what you cherish most. That’s all

STEPHANIE: What we cherish most? What do you mean?

POKEY: What do you want, Steph…?

WIGGLY: One of you must give up the thing you treasure above all else.

POKEY: Do it or die!

STEPHANIE: What I treasure above all else? I know what it is! My phone! My whole life’s on this thing! It has my contacts, my pictures-)

WE DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE

(WIGGLY: We want what you really want…you can’t lie to us Steph. You can lie to yourself but not to me. Think about it…

(Steph looks to Peter)

WIGGLY: Ah, there he is

PETER: Steph?

STEPHANIE: No! No!

WIGGLY: What’s in your pocket Steph-O-nie?)

Stephanie has got a gun, tra la la la, how fun

Stephanie has got a gun, she knows what must be done.

(WIGGLY: Put a bullet in his brain and we’ll take Maxwell off your plate.

STEPHANIE: I can’t!

WIGGLY: Pay the price or fuck off

Out of the depths of hell and back, us spawn of the black and white

Cover our souls with robes of black and take up the arms of night.

You summon us once, you summon us twice, you gamble it on the roll of the dice.

The devil has won, It can’t be undone, the book has all but closed on your life.

#nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must livestream #starkid #hatchetfeild #the lords in black #npmd spoilers

[jonahmagnus]

T’noyyyyyyy kraxissss

#t’noy karaxis #tinky #the lords in black #lords in black #starkid #hatchetfeild #hatcherverse #Nerdy prudes must die #My unfortunate art #Black and white #traditional art #:33

[inkwell-illustrations]

FUCK CLIVESDALE!!

reblog if you agree

#starkid #hatchetfeild #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #black friday #the guy who didn't like musicals #fuck clivesdale #go nighthawks

[starkidsupremacy]

The best part about tgwdlm is how Clivesdale is all like "awww our beloved sister town Hatchetfeild is gone, there are candles lining the streets 😓🥺"

But I can guarantee that if anything happened to Clivesdale? the only things lining the streets would be people cheering because "fuck Clivesdale amiright!?"

#One day we will know what Clivesdale has done #team starkid #hatchetfeild #tgwdlm #Clivesdale #starkid

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

starkid doodles :3 (+scrags lol)

(i don’t know if you’re allowed to do this but i added more lmao)

#my art #hatchetfeild #starkid #tcb #the solve it squad #tin can bros #scrags #vhsccs #<- della i’m so sorry i promise ill draw u better some day i love you #doodles #tgwdlm #black friday #npmd #starkid starship #junior starship #bug starship #baja’s blasting #jim vhscc #the trail to oregon #cletus jones #lords in black

[the-sample-from-the-petri-dish]

If he’s your boyfriend why’s he authorizing me to use his firearm

#starkid #hatchetfeild #hatchetverse #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday musical #general john macnamara #peip

[zestysharkwolf]

You know what I just realized

THEY HAVE THE SAME OUTFIT

#why is no one talking about this #henry hidgens #professor hidgens #starkid tgwdlm #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #yacko Warner #animaniacs #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfeild