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go-see-a-starwar · 2 months
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Phantom Menace Poster 1999 | Empire Magazine 2024
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tennessoui · 3 days
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Anakin as Obi-Wan's Campaign Manager?? Say more right now please!
correction - anakin (19yo) as obi-wan (35yo)'s nonconsensual campaign manager
here's a bit more! all just set up, i have no idea what i want out of this fic yet word-count wise. structure wise. etc.
The Kenobi thing happens accidentally, honestly. Anakin isn’t even sure how he got into it, but at the end of September, Padmé had mentioned how formative canvassing had been to her own political outlook, how impactful it had been to help out on a campaign, and Anakin had thought—that’s it. I can do that, and then she'll see we have things in common and then she'll fall in love with me. And that night, he’d gone to his apartment and researched upcoming local elections. He’d found the list of people running for the city council, and he’d chosen one at a random. Obi-Wan Kenobi was thirty-five and up for re-election. He’d first been elected four years ago, at thirty-one, one of the youngest city councilmen in the history of Coruscant, running—as far as Anakin could tell—on the issue of city infrastructure and misuse and diversion of funds away from public goods like pothole-less roads to drive on. Even just reading the summary on the guy’s past campaign had been boring as hell, but he’d won, is the thing. He’d won, which means he has a good shot of winning it again, which would make it incredibly easy to help him along. Not many people vote in city council elections—fact. Not many people vote for names they don’t recognize, and they have a higher chance of recognizing an incumbent’s name over a challenger’s—fact. It’s only impressive to canvas for a campaign if the guy you’re canvassing for is elected—fact. So Obi-Wan Kenobi was a safe choice. A stellar choice. Anakin hit the books that weekend, printed out a bunch of blurbs on what the guy’s done—apparently it’s been mostly advocating for filling in potholes on what Anakin would bet his tuition money on is the guy’s commute to work—and hit the streets to drum up support for him. The election is in the middle of November, and today is October 2nd. Half the doors Anakin knocks on remain unopened, a fourth are closed in his face, and the remaining percentage are either not registered to vote or seem lukewarm to the idea of voting in a city council election at all. Three different elderly ladies have asked him if Kenobi is running for president. Hell, next time he’s just going to say yes. —--------- But Ahsoka isn’t wrong. Anakin hates to admit it, but he knows he has to. She’s not wrong. Something needs to change in his strategy because he’s not getting the numbers he needs. Honestly, this whole adventure has made him lose faith in the effectiveness of democracy. Maybe dictatorships aren’t so bad. It’s not like these people are voting anyway. He’s smart enough to keep this observation to himself, of course, but he wonders what could have been so eye-opening about Padmé’s time canvassing when Anakin’s having a hard enough time making this whole thing door-opening.
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hayden-christensen · 8 days
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https://www.tumblr.com/hayden-christensen/745603882374283264/hayden-is-in-fact-the-face-of-starwars-at-the?source=share
As much as I'm happy for him, I'm so mad at Disney for starting to use him like that for business, he deserves more, he deserves to act & to have his own movies & shows not to showcase like this for their business.
to be fair I don’t think he minds 😅 he is such a fan of the franchise and the character but yeah I really want to see him branch out and do something new
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lacebird · 9 days
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Dude, going through your Hayden Christensen tag and it is everything to me. Your tags on all Hayden related posts are so related and me coded. Thank you for your service ❤️ That man has THEE BEST SMILE. It is literally the loveliest 😩
asdfgf ANON I LOVE THIS ASK THANK YOU AAA
Hayden makes me go all stupid and I love him sm. I'm happy my tags are relatable to people, makes me feel a little less crazy 💜
and his SMILEEEEEE SEND HELPPP
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he's so soft and sweet i wanna cryyyyy 😭💜 imagine him looking at you like this i'd literally collapse 😭
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hannagoldworthy · 5 months
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So. This got photographed, because I finally blocked the IP address (bye Felicia) but I can’t stop laughing at how little this “anon” has bothered to disguise her writing style. Oh, this asker uses the word Kenobist like it’s a clever insult and writes like Sheev Palpatine having a quick fap over his own perceived superiority between meetings, just WhO cOulD iT bE?
(Golly gee whiz, Domina, that “block” didn’t last very long. I’d bet my left buttcheek you don’t know where the block button is, just as you don’t know how to work the tag or content filters.)
But thanks for confirming that you’ve never darkened the doorstep of any university with a decent engineering department, if any university at all. Nor have you ever spoken with an engineer, because if you had, you’d realize that a decent majority of engineers have Big Himbo Energy. The engineering fraternity house at my college looked like the house in Flubber before the dean made them take their little machines down. I briefly dated an engineering student with a 4.1 Honors GPA who bought a shitbox car and souped it up to drive in drag races on weekends; I broke up with him after the first date because he drove the car up to my parents’ house and showed it off to my entire family while it was literally smoking and leaking oil on their driveway. A meteorologist - basically a weather engineer - who worked with my father once ran out, bare-headed, into a storm of golfball-sized hail because, and I quote him verbatim, “HOT DAMN I WAS RIGHT, LEMME GET A SAMPLE!”
And…you’re saying that’s NOT Anakin Skywalker? “Modified the Twilight until it was practically unflyable for anyone but him” Anakin? “Ran face first into a lightning attack because he didn’t think his strategy through” Anakin? “Did not realize his wife was pregnant after regularly SpaceTiming her for months, lifting her up and twirling her, AND full-body hugging her” Anakin? “Had a prophetic dream where Padme was still having labor pains after giving birth to one baby and interpreted that to mean she was dying and not GIVING BIRTH TO THE OTHER TWIN” Anakin? THAT Anakin, from the high canon Lucas movies, which you have most definitely watched front to back?
You underestimate the power of your own blorbo, Domina. Anakin Skywalker can be both a mentally unstable himbo AND an engineering prodigy, and in fact, HE IS. And I would think that his number-one stan would be the first to point out that those two very different facets of his personality lend depth to his character. But, then again, I am talking to the idiot who drags Obi-Wan Kenobi into every conversation, even in other fandoms, and then accuses everyone ELSE of being obsessed, so I suppose I should not expect that very basic level of perception from you.
Oh, and also? Thanks for that extra boost of motivation! Now my plans to get my computer fixed have been moved up, because I intend to write even MORE Himbokin Skywalker, just to spite you! Mission Failed Successfully, HUZZAH!
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allthisheaven2 · 6 months
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lorelais weird beef with jess in s2 is like. u are a grown woman. moreover the weird bit where she kinda sorta prioritizes her daughter's whiny bf over her actual daughter is. u are a grown woman and that is a teenage manchild.
#watching s2 ep19 rn which is like. lorelai 'i can't lie to dean why are you asking me to lie to dean' its like.. i know everyone and their#mother on this website says it that deans clinginess and anger borders on emotional abuse and lorelai encourages it? sort of? and its so#annoying. especially in this episode where its like so insane that rory doesn't say something about it. then again i guess it doesn't go#in line with the writers' dean most perfect bf alive shtick. but if u want him to be perfect then write him better and less annoying?#also lorelais hatred hatred of a 17yo kid is sooo strange when they have her as this totally understanding empathetic adult and she suddenl#can't empathize with the kid who is arguably the most like her and maybe needs it the most. so ooc. and annoying.#PLUS most especially her freak out at luke after the car accident is sooo#batshit insane yelling at luke that he has an obligation to rory and her over his nephew its like. hm. are u fr. also acting like a hairlin#fracture is the most terrible thing to ever happen ever!!! get a grip its so annoying how she goes on and on about it like its catastrophic#i get the overreacting mother bit. obviously. but this is still so stupid insane.#i love lorelai but this ep is her worst maybe. on par with the s7 arc#and speaking of christopher hayden is sooo smarmy and disgusting acting like superdad for one and a half episode before he fucks off to be#a dickhead again. so annoying that my most beloved episode ever is so annoying in its last 10 minutes
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live-laugh-lobotomyy · 2 months
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in exactly 48 hours i will be standing in front of hayden christensen for the second time. i’m starting to freak a bit.
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merrysithmas · 7 months
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Filoni does ONE good episode and everyone suddenly believed he's the second coming of jesus. I'm still throwing rocks at his silly little cowboy hats
they'll forget about it in a week lol
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rowandamisch · 7 months
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sometimes I think about how starkey's biggest weakness was his inability to detect sarcasm and I chuckle
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grapecaseschoices · 5 months
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I wanna return the favour: hayden facts pls!!
WHAT HAYDEN FACTS! What yall got is all I know!
Hayden. Hayden. Hayden.
I don't even remember if I'm repeating anything so here goes:
Hayden was into wrestling when they were in middle school and high school.
They also enjoyed football [the American version. Actually probably the rest of the world version as well]. I can't recall if I said they played the sport.
They don't PREFER one sibling over the other -- yes, they do. It's Maude. I think it's because Deon is on another wavelength from the both of them. But they have each other's backs. She would like to get to know him better.
They aren't a huge video game player, but they're okay. But I feel that's their Activity with Travis.
They don't PREFER one best friend over the other -- yes, they do. It's Uma. Again. It's a wavelength thing. Uma isn't just their best friend. They're soulmates. Kai and Jay and Travis just need to understand and accept that.
That said Hayden is protective of Travis to this day. Not that Travis NEEDS it but it can't just be you and your cat Travis. Hayden probably has and very likely will side-eye anyone Travis brings home. Even if it's Uma. ['What are your intentions?' 'Um, Hay. You know me??' 'That doesn't mean I can cut you some slack, Ume!!' -- yes it does. And she will. But they will still get the third degree. The 1/3rd degree.]
Hayden actually likes pink and purple. Masc ladies like soft colors too! And orange. I don't think they're her favorite colors [actually orange and purple MIGHT be??], but she thinks they look very appealing in photographs. Look nice in nature [ie, sunsets, flowers, etc.]
Also pink and purple in the bi flag [which whoo self discovery!!]
I think I've mentioned that they're very much into the bowling shirt look [matching shirt AND pants. looking like they're in a uniform] but they also love shirts with weird sayings. Like this and this.
Sis rocks the oversized and vintage round glasses. I feel she also has a chain in the back lmao. Looking like somebody's grandma.
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christensen · 2 months
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i am gatekeeping him.
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go-see-a-starwar · 10 months
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As a lesbian, my girlfriend and I agree Hayden/Anakin is our straight crush ! He is just so pretty and handsome !
Hayden is super polite and thoughtful, a great listener, likes going to the farmers’ market, terminally offline, devoted dad, makes tea from scratch, looks like this:
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He’s extremely crush-able no matter who you are.
As for Anakin, he just wants to be told he’s a good boy, maybe do a little murder (for his loved ones, of course). It’s endearing, really. And, again, look at that face:
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koishiarts · 5 months
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Another year another birthday, but this time he has a baker roommate that can make him a bunch of cakes
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hayden-christensen · 6 months
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I was just thinking the next time we see Hayden do his signature spinny move he’ll be going so fast the camera won’t even be able to pick it up!! Your honor, I love him 🥺😊
WE NEED THAT NEXT TIME FIRST I propose we just give him a lightsaber, let him go wild and film that it'll be a guaranteed hit 😌
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lesbiradshaw · 10 months
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might write about my fav fictional ladies being lesbians for pride month Um.
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anakinskywalkerog · 10 months
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Anidala faces after they kiss after wedding in that gif give me "we gotta book it to bedroom fast" 😂
girl you need a cold shower lol (so do Anakin and Padme but that’s neither here nor there)
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