#He is so sexy it a crime

[cy-lindric]

La Reine Margot - Charles IX, Henri de Navarre, and Marguerite de Valois

I.III - Un roi poète

I.XXXI - La Chasse à Courre

II.IV - La Nuit des Rois

#La Reine Margot #Alexandre Dumas #Charles IX #Henri de Navarre #Henri IV #Marguerite de Navarre #new obsession just dropped welcome to the era #Charles is callous and sickly and pathetic so naturally he's a blorbo #he can excuse religious war crimes but he draws the line at his sexy cool protestant brother in law ♥️ #i havent even designed the main gays of this book...it has so much to offer #16th century

[softiedingo]

he was so damn fine for this commercial 🤌🏻

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal #pedropascal #pedropascaledit #ppascaledit #he looked so sexy it could be considered a crime #now he's just a baby #the solo loewe commercial was pure perfection #my gifs #dingogifs #softiedingo

[theghooligan]

not ran being a doll after cheapshotting taka-chan like that 😭

#tr spoilers #tokyo revengers #i literally love them both #i cant even hate ran #because all the manga readers know what mitsuya does to him 😉 #even getting fucked up mitsuya is still beautiful #why must we suffer the injustice of having to see him be so sexy while dying #ran committing tall crimes #he’s a tall menance who has committed the crime of slaying my fucking heart #but rin? he’s the whole package #rin will always be my fave #mitsuya takashi #ran haitani #mitsuya x reader #ran x reader #mikey x reader #draken x reader #chifuyu x reader #izana x reader #rindou x reader #sanzu x reader #ran smut #mitsuya smut #tokyo revengers smut #tr smut

[sad-endings-suck]

“I hope Varang helps redeem Quaritch—“

I hope she’s worse.

#i support womens wrongs #sexy women shouldn’t apologize for war crimes #i hope he’s obsessed with her so much he questions the existence of god #like how she’s so insane eywa must be real #i have no idea what she will be like but she deserves a baby girl homicidal manic sidepiece #good for her #avatar 3 spoilers #avatar 3 #varang #avatar leaks #colonel quaritch #miles quaritch #quaritch x varang #miles x varang

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

The Spider tag is a fucking MINEFIELD I just opened it to see if there were any good posts I needed to add to the queue and I scrolled for less than a minute and saw a post saying Lo’ak shot first and Lyle Wainfleet was justified in shooting Neteyam in self defense (not true and also INSANE TAKE) and a post that said Spider saying “don’t hurt her” and Kiri saying “don’t kill him” means Spider didn’t think Quaritch was capable of killing Kiri (W I L D) skskskskksks ya’ll need JESUS, especially that first post. 

#new challenge #is he babygirl or did he just commit a warcrime??/ #a lot of you are gonna fail that challenge!!! #the insanity the utter audacity to say an adult fully trained marine shooting at and killing a 15 year old child #is not his fault #because of another child shooting first (which again isn't true) #when that child had just been kidnapped by them and was trying to save the OTHER CHILD they had kidnapped and tortured #war crimes on top of war crimes #excuse on top of dumbass excuse #like your villains find them sexy whatever but jesus don't excuse their actions it's gross #i'm actually so close to blocking all the recom tags #god all right that's enough tumblr for today i'll get to all ya'lls asks and stuff tomorrow then #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #miles quaritch #lo'ak sully #lyle wainfleet #kiri sully #avatar #avatar the way of water #james cameron avatar #melissa og #melissa on avatar (cameron) #melissa does discourse

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD & FLORENCE PUGH

at the Valentino Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 after party as part of Paris Fashion Week 2023, in Paris, France.

#andrew garfield #florence pugh #she's so pretty #he's so fucking sexy #even if this black look with details is kind of like pajamas #he looks hot tho #the partners in crime #the press tour of we live in time will be explosive #we live in time #they're so pretty #valentino womenswear spring/summer 2024 after party #paris fashion week 2023 #paris #valentino #black costume #peter parker #spider man #the amazing spider man #tasm #tasm peter parker #tasm peter #andrew peter parker #andrew peter #my edit #sincericida

[trans-xianxian]

as much as I love wei wuxian and slander against him is banned from this house I Do sometimes think that people forget he's like. supposed to be a morally complex person who did things that were bad. like the whole point of him and his story is that he was a good man who was pushed to do terrible things, and when we fail to examine those terrible things/completely ignore them, we're sort of doing wei wuxian and the points being made by his arc a disservice

#I think ppl get very defensive #and don't realize that bad actions =/= bad person #which is kind of the whole point of story #or even more so like. how justification works into all of it #like objectively mass murder is generally considered not great #but wei wuxian was practically forced through years of mistreatment and public ostracization #into the bloodbath and nevernight #like thats the whole THING thats the whole STORY #and part of his resurrection is him coming to terms with the fact that he did things he never wanted to!!!! #like aaaaadghfhhh shakes you shakes you shakes you THATS THE WHOLE POINT #like I love him we know this I'm his number 1 fan I think his war crimes are sexy etc etc #but when engaging in genuine thoughtful analysis of his character #it is a disservice to say he did nothing wrong #and loving his character Anyway is also kind of the point #someone can do terrible things and still deserve to be loved #ghost posts #text #wwx

[bellamygate]

like there's a fine line between whether I adore or loathe a character whose just the Worst person alive for being the Worst person alive and its solely based on vibes and im sorry but jin didn't pass that vibe check

#clarke & jin watching me celebrate the adventures of kinn vegas & love quinn: 👁👄💧👁 #alicent DESERVES to stab ppl. vegas sounded sexy when he spoke english so that excuses all the crimes. hope that helps xx #jin is the worst AND a teenage boy? pick a struggle #dead friend forever

[emptylotfiasco]

wanting to have sex with a character literally makes EVERYONE STUPID!!!!!!!

#i used to say this about matt murdock and its true. his disease poisons womens brains like the chum bucket helmets in the spongebob movie #and makes them fill his tag with x reader fanfics portraying him as a sexy charming devil even tho his drywall is full of fist sized holes #anywas. this is about sagawa #because i think he is very interesting. i really like this realisation at the end that he was just as much of a cog in the machine as majim #and that all the violence he committed was impersonal and meaningless and thats just part of the world that they live in #but you can also never EVER look for content for him. because everyone hates him and the people who dont hate him WANNA FUCK HIM!!! WHY!!! #and u know what im sure that wouldnt be so bad if wanting to fuck him DIDNT MAKE EVERYONE STUPID!!! #but his grindset mentality and abusive dadcore behaviour has scared away all the intellectual hoes!!!!! #idk.... in the fandom there is a lack of like..... people wanting to engage with a dark crime story on its merits. i know there is antics #but like. theres not just antics. i kind of like the mirei stuff because it goes hey this fan favourite guy you like is A BAD PERSON. #just like all the people in these games. because theyre involved in organised crime. ITS CALLED. ITS CALLED YAKUZA. #so i think icking away from some characters because theyre 'too bad' isnt in the spirit of these games. #when kiryu is beating shibusawa to a pulp at the end of y0 he still thinks of oda you know #and stop wanting to fuck everyone!!!!!!! its making you retarded!!!!!!! ok end of post

[changbinheart]

fuck it im hoping on the feral for chan at kcon train bC WHA T THE FUCK (hard thoughts incoming)

who does he think he is

no you dont understand sir i will suck the soul out of your cock and i will do it with a fucking smile on my face R U KIDDING ME RN???

#stray kids smut #bang chan smut #hard thoughts #i will have you seeing stars play boy #youre gonna meet god when im done with you #all jokes aside #he is so fucking sexy it should be a crime #koala man

[justadcgirl]

I don't think DC understands that Jason has to be sexy for the plot to make sense.

Because ugly people can't commit sexy crimes

#I mean a dufflebag of heads is an objectively sexy crime #How did he transport it without raising suspicion #It's very simple #everyone was so busy lookung at his face and pecs they didn't look at the bag #jason todd #red hood

[bbqhooligan]

oh yall are Not normal about Miles im about to take him away i swear to god i swear to fuckin god

#mypost #ITS AANG ALL OVER AGAIN. OVERLOOKED IGNORED FOR SEXY MALE CHARACTER UNTIL ITS TIME TO FEMINIZE AND BABYFY HIM #FUCK. YOU. #AND THE WHOLE MILES 42 SITUATION!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING!!!! #hes a boy who has to get into crime to protect his loved ones and bring his city vigilante justice!!!! not your sexy mafia boss dom!!!!! #hes fuckin 15??????16???????????? #theyre sexualizing them so hard like YOU HAD ONE JOB!!! MIGUEL WAS GIVEN TO YOU FOR A REASON #ohh my god im so sick. so sick of this #and miles 42 miles 1610 is a whole mess. Miles 1610 was already facing stupid ass anime pink uwu fication #miles 42 just ended it all #fuck alla this #im getting so mad when i go into the tag god bless

[softiedingo]

#pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal characters #pedropascal #pedro pascal #the equalizer #dave york #i watched this movie today #and i cant belive that ppl call him a criminal #he is innocent your honor #his only crime was #being born too hot #and sexy #if he was a murderer #then why so hot #softiedingo

[adhdslugcrimes]

Roy, looking in the mirror: Wally, in your bisexual opinion and I attractive?

Dick, snorting: in his what?

Wally: I'm not really into redheads...

Roy: Bisexual opinion! Like expert opinion but he's bi.

Roy: well, then in your redhead opinion Dick, am I attractive?

Dick, laughing his ass off: I think I'm in love, that's so funny!!

Wally: oi!!

#dick grayson #wally west #birdflash #roy harper #dickroywally #roy is sexy but he needs some boost up #tell your local dilf who fights crime in tight suits they are sexy today #wally the bisexual opinion #Dick the redhead opinion #not my original idea #but it fits so

[cult-of-the-rizz]

releasing the nari design I made for Sylvandre's universe who gets his crown back and rules as the only free god in the lands of the old faith. also I call him slutrinder. obviously.

bonus blurry slutrinder and his boys (Britney Spears' whole discography plays in the distance while they crusade)

#yeah... #yeah. #he dresses like this bc hes full of himself and thinks hes so sexy its a crime to cover up #does slutrinder slut? yeah. before you ask yes he does #again hes full of himself he considers it a blessing to the peons #he has cat peets also #cult of the lamb #hebridean lamb #sylvandre lamb #←new tag for him cuz i gave him a name. mostly tagging for my own filtering ykyk #cotl #cotl narinder #cult of the lamb narinder #cotl aym #cotl baal

[redstrewn]

Nobodys talking about vere and i feele like i need to fix that

Vere who talks fondly about ais with the softest expression but quickly wipes it away out of defense

Vere who despite his inflammatory personality and violent nature is attuned to the arts, liking drawing and music

Vere who despite having a mouth full of lies, is the most honest among all of them if you pay attention to his reactions and feelings

Vere with his fun, witty remarks and jabs (he's the most hilarious of all of them imo. I love him for it)

Vere who's probably the best of all of them in. Uh. Bed :)

Vere whose thrill is getting a rise out of people, the cheeky bastard

Vere with eyes that see into your soul...🥴

Vere who makes you feel like a mouse being toyed with 🤭

Vere and that fucking THIGH showing in the gap between his shorts and boots with the straps over it...

Vere wearing sheer material and that show of chest down to his abs 😩

Vere and those fucking gloves that exposes part of his hand and two fingers hhrghh

Vere and that long silky looking hair and those soft looking ears and big fluffy tail 😭

Vere with the most on fleek brows of the cast 👌

Vere's hypnotic pink eyes with an extra ring and diamond pupils...

Vere who gives the thrill of being at risk of being eaten 🙈

#cant sleep have vere ramble i dont see enough vere love #the man is so fucking sexy its a crime he doesnt get more attention #redstrewn talks #vere #id pay him to kill me