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#He looks so hot wtf
alfredarchives · 2 years
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LOSING MY MIND
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acutenightmare · 1 year
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I'm starting Inside Man in this very right second, expect some intense ramble about David Tennant soon
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sunderwight · 5 months
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had a thought of what if Airplane had leaned a little more into the self-insert idea for Luo Binghe when he was still at the early stages of writing, with an end result that Luo Binghe actually Looks Like That because he basically looks like Airplane but with long flowing hair and a more idealized figure
SQQ going "why the fuck did you make his face so pretty???" and Airplane bullshitting about plausibility while trying really hard not to blush. twisting his fingers and scuffing his toe like jeez bro he's not that good-looking...
which of course sets SQQ off because how DARE!?! not 'that' good-looking?!?! just look at him! he's xianxia Helen of Troy with a face that launched a thousand harems! like okay sure with looks like that it does make sense that half the female population was willing to timeshare a marriage with him, but it's also totally unfair to SQQ, who has no recourse against those looks either! and who could? that is the most beautiful face ever!
Airplane's getting flustered. tries valiantly to make the case that objectively speaking Luo Binghe isn't that good-looking, it's just that SQQ is biased, but boy does that not go over well. SQQ has hitched the tattered remnants of his self-perception as a straight man onto the idea that Luo Binghe is just so devastatingly attractive anyone would want to hop into bed with him, and he is not letting go of it, so Airplane is just gonna get wrecked with inadvertent compliments
bonus if the Shang Qinghua look is actually the result of several illusions because when Airplane first transmigrated in, he got the same face too, and foresaw potential problems if the half-demon protagonist turned up looking like him. so he used illusions. he doesn't actually look all that different, in fact! the illusions just make it so that when people see him, they get a strong impression that he's unremarkable, so they don't really register what his face actually looks like and their brains fill in the assumption that he must just be kinda plain
oooh ooh double bonus if the system inserted a behind-the-scenes explanation for it too, which is that Shang Qinghua is actually unwittingly related to Su Xiyan!
and the whole thing comes to light post-epilogue when Shang Qinghua's illusions get stripped away by some monster-of-the-week, while everyone except Mobei Jun has a freak out about why do you look just like Luo Binghe?! (Mobei Jun isn't freaking out because he already figured out how to see past the illusions and just assumed everyone else wasn't mentioning it for some human cultural reason or something) and then Yue Qingyuan calmly explains that Luo Binghe's mom is Shang Qinghua's matrilineal cousin. Shang Qinghua's mother and Luo Binghe's human grandmother were half-sisters.
what? how does Yue Qingyuan know? you think that Cang Qiong doesn't check up on the candidates for the peak lord positions before handing off power, doesn't make sure there are no conflicts of interest or divided loyalties to other sects? what sorts of things do people imagine Qiong Ding's diplomats do? (I don't know either but, for the purpose of this scenario at least some of it is tracking down this stuff -- YQY handled most of it personally for his generation's ascension because he didn't want anyone else digging into his and Xiao Jiu's pasts) anyways, the connection could have been troublesome for its ties to Huan Hua Palace, but by the time it came to light Su Xiyan was deceased and there was no evidence that Shang Qinghua had ever even met her. so it wasn't deemed significant enough to matter, was just made note of and then mostly forgotten
so Shang Qinghua is like "oh THAT is why you kept bringing her up to me back then?!" because at the time he'd just been fully in "haha how would I know anything about the impending plot and the tragedies I am both partly responsible for and powerless to prevent haha that's so funny shixiong I KNOW NOTHING" mode, which luckily at the time was easily read as him just not wanting a dead cousin he never met to tank his chances of securing a promotion
SQQ is floored. he is having issues about this. Shang Qinghua is related to Binghe? Shang Qinghua looks exactly like him?! wait. Binghe has human family? still alive? like grandparents and stuff out there, who might want to meet him...?
Luo Binghe decides to step in at that point because he does not want to meet any more relatives! no more surprise relatives! no!
luckily this distracts Shen Qingqiu from thinking about all of the things he's said to Airplane about Binghe's looks for long enough for Shang Qinghua to flee the scene
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hoosbandewan · 5 months
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BREAKING NEWS: Abraham wears a necklace and somehow I never, ever noticed until I was drafting a gifset of him last night!!
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flore01 · 7 months
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Max being a damn hottie
a minute of silence for the beauty of my man...
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msookyspooky · 2 months
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When I see Bo rev his trucks motor, his hand grabbing the back of Jennifer's neck, and not only have the strength to grab her on impact but use that and the momentum of his truck to sling her through the window of her car in that one deleted opening scene
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Like damn he actually got a kill in IG
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stargirlfics · 2 years
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Imagine sucking Carmy’s dick and his tattooed hand is on your head keeping you there or grabbing his hand and sliding his fingers in your soaking pussy or (my personal favorite) riding him and his tattooed hand squeezing your thigh and the other holding his cigarette…
The way I would go insane omfg especially for that last one!
His hands are so pretty especially with all the ink on his arms ugh! The sight of that while you suck his dick or ride him is enough to make you cum and pleaseee omg him smoking while you do I-help!
Having his hands all over you is such a mood and I feel like Carmy likes to be touching you too, he wants to get as acquainted with your body and what makes you feel good as he is with his kitchen knives
You can’t tell me his fingers aren’t skilled and that he wouldn’t be able to quickly pick up on how to please you and don’t even get me started on his pretty eyes and how in love he would look during all this!
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regardingjenmish · 1 year
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He looks so fucking good
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benbamboozled · 11 months
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Guys, don’t worry, I know you were wondering and, yes, I can confidently say—
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Deadman IS a hottie under his mask.
My work here is done.
Source is Blackest Night #8
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andy-clutterbuck · 2 years
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🕸 “The Highwayman” by Alfred Noyes 🕸
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joshduhamels · 2 months
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First Exclusive Look Of Josh Duhamel As Tommy Ward In The Upcoming Action Comedy "London Calling" | 2024.
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gali-in-distress · 27 days
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As a native Spanish speaker is so funny to me that Nicholas Galitzine speaks Spanish more fluently than Taylor Zakhar Pérez. I mean, whatever, I can understand Taylor not being super fluent in Spanish, it happens. But like... How did Nicholas end up not only being pretty fluent but also having such a distinct Spain Spanish accent??? How did that happen???
I tried searching Taylor speaking Spanish and I got more results for Nicholas instead 💀
I just find it so funny
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russellius · 1 year
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P4-P3-P4 | 2023 SAUDI ARABIAN GP via: @.teamgeorgerussell
G: I was what, sorry? I: You were asked at one point we understand to move aside for Lewis, were you? G: No, no, that was never the case. I don’t know where that’s come from.
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ilovemason19 · 1 month
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i’m not okay.
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yumedoca · 2 months
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Since, it seems like the usual preview images + preview video haven't been posted yet, I went to the official website to get a look at the preview images and..
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS FROM THE MANGA LMAOO
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