#He may be a good teacher

[luck-of-the-drawings]

smth smth about 'the thing that the character did that you thought was rly rly funny in the moment is actually linked to a terrible trauma that lies within said character.' or wahtever.

#jrwi show #jrwi fanart #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #made this within a short span of wahtever bc i gotta go up to the mountains for my stupid gay job tonight n im trying #nnot to frrRREAAAK THE FUCK OUUTTTTTTi dont wanna work but. get that bread we fuckin shall i guess #ONWARDS TO THE FISH TORMENT!! sometimes flowers feel pain when you trim them before their blossoming. atleast i imagine so #i used to draw gillion with loooong hair tied into a big ol braid. and then it was confirmed that he had short hair when he was little. #AT FIRST I WAS SAD. but then i realized the duality of. when they were little. gill had short hair. edyn had long hair. #AND NOW THEYRE OLDER. and gillion has long hair. and edyn has short hair #both mirroring eachother. looking up to eachother. subconsciously or not. they most certainly care. and most certainly miss eachother. #GILLION ALWAYS LOVED HOW LONG HAIR LOOKs. atleast i imagine so. he hasnt cut it since he left the undersea. sure he wanted to go back home #but even at the very start. he knew he was free in some way now. free to grow out his hair. an adventure would await him before he returns. #he knew it would be a while. so he cant let this go. he cant let this sought-after hair-length get cut away from him again #not yet. not yet. i like to think he loved music too. I SAW SOMETHING INTERESTING A BIT AGO #i see alot of ppl commenting on my baby gill comics like;'i wouldFIGHT this teacher i wanna KILL EM i want them DESTROYED #all very good and nice sentiments! i LOVE the energy here! and it would be nice. to have that catharsis #but the story of young tidestrider is not a story of catharsis. it is a story of agony and being so so small and so special and also so dum #and sucking so bad. and just being a kid and doing the things that a little kid does and so many tired tired people reacting badly to it #youre supposed to be the hero that will save us. our world hangs in the balance and you are the one who tips the scales. #YOU are supposed to SAVE US!! you NEED to SAVE US! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING IN YOUR STUPID CHAIR!! #you'd think that young tidestrider ought to prevail. and be tucked someplace all safe and sound. #elders gone missing and rotting in a jail. their cultists nowhere around. but theres no happy endings. not here not now. #this tale is all sorrows n woes. you may dream that justice n peace win the day. but thats not how this story goes #BIG ideas for this lil baby gillion series. if anything i make ever gets disproven im killing myself in a well as to poison a water supply

[oceanwithouthermoon]

kubosai where kuboyasu absolutely WORSHIPS his boyfriend like hes a god (in the way any extremely down bad boyfriend would, which is funny to saiki because its different than how other people in his life would see him as a god) and its so funny to the people around them at school and stuff because to them it just looks like this big handsome hunk and literally just SOME GUY

he carries him around, refers to him as his princess+his darling, kisses his hand, calls him perfect

he'll square up on anyone who even slightly annoys kusuo ☠️ (and hes good at knowing when hes just being a tsundere and when hes actually annoyed)

kusuo will ask him to do literally anything and he'll kiss his hand and say "anything for you"

once, a TEACHER yells something disapproving at kusuo and aren fully death glares the teacher and makes them fear for their LIFE

kusuo spoils his boyfriend back, of course, but its much less obvious in public because hes put so much effort into being less noticeable

so aren just looks to others like hes simping BAD for the most apathetic kid theyve ever seen

#sometimes i remember how kusuo is canonically seen as the quiet kid who nobody can tell what hes thinking by his classmates #and things like this pop into my head #there are prob teachers who are very happy that this quiet little dude has such a caring partner #he may be scary but they all see how much he cares and how good he is for kusuo #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #kuboyasu aren #kubosai #meows post #do i post about kubosai too much #dont answer that

[innytoes]

Between looking up houses in LA on zillow for a fanfic and researching how US medical debt works for that same fic, I have concluded that Ray Molina is a hit man.

#julie and the phantoms #ray molina #there is no way they afforded a house that big on a photographer and music-teacher's salary #never mind kept it after whatever killed rose #my other theory is that jatp is a brighter timeline because they didn't have the pandemic #but seriously #Julie looks at the pictures Ray made of their house and says 'these are good' sounding vaguely surprised #Ray looks so happy she thinks so #it's because it's like the third time he used his DSLR for realsies and not for stakeouts for his target or as cover #(also yes I have started writing a new fic before finishing my long fics shut up) #(also YES it may technically be classed as a third foster care au between the Little Dragon universe and the official foster care au) #hitman ray

[burritello3000]

Finished my still-life drawing early in art today so I made a good use of my time. Yeah, I used my time very wisely. Anyways, I love this fic so much!!!

@dandylovesturtles

#Bro poor Donnie has no idea what’s happening 😭 #My art teacher came up behind me and said “Why does he think he’s invisible?” #I had to teach her the lore #IMBI #IMBI fan fiction #Rottmnt fan fiction #i may be invisible but i still look good

[icy-book]

Consider, if you will, AU (either with canon post-s1 pre-s2 events but D.A.D.D.I.E.S. solves things before season 2 would start, or no Doodler/betrayal but Nicky still has to leave because FBI or other reasons) in which Terry Jr is the full time drama teacher for Teen High. Nicky returns from wherever he's been and is like "Well I want to be an active part of my kid's life and try and make up for lost time. I should go to his parents' evening, find out how he's doing in school, and meet his teachers. Especially this Mr Marlowe guy, Taylor seems to think he's awesome." And walking right into that classroom/hall to find his ex-boyfriend best friend sitting there in a dorky sweater and tie combo

Cue Terry, without missing a beat, greeting them as if nothing is wrong

Internal: when the FUCK did he come back and oh my god this is so awkward fuck I have to be professional how do I tell this guy that his kid is a loveable little shit after everything that's happened oh god oh fuck

Externally: "Hello Taylor and Mr Close-Foster-Freeman. I'm Taylor's drama teacher" *shakes hand* "Would you like to take a seat?"

#Nicky: I should go to Taylor's parents evening #Cassandra knowing full well that Terry is the drama teacher: you know what that sounds like a great idea #Both Terry Jr and Nicky afterwards sent her the So was anyone going to tell me blank meme #Nicky spending that night freaking out to Cass like #Did he get hotter??? I swear he got hotter in the 13 years I've been away #It's not fair Cass his eyes are even pretty in the school's shitty lights that they don't have the budget to fix #He looks so good in a tie Cassie. WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD IN A TIE #Also when the fuck did he get married #WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS A DAUGHTER #....Cass he would be so good with kids I think I'm going to die #(Nicky was wrong as Terry is so bad with teenagers) #Cassandra completely unimpressed just trying to do her woodwork #But also very indulgent towards her ex-husband's tomfoolery #Nicky: do you think his wife is okay with poly relationships #Cassandra: a) I'm pretty sure Terry would require a minimum of 6 months joint and individual therapy for both of you #Before you can start dating again #And b) if she is let me know because Veronica is a Snacc #I have many thoughts about this if you can't tell #Which I may expand on it requested #terry jr #dungeons and daddies #terry stampler #dndads #terry jr stampler #dndads s2 #dndads terry jr #nicholas foster #nick close #nicky freeman #nicky close foster

[blue-mood-blue]

Saw just enough of The Sound of Music tonight that I was reminded of Captain von Trapp mentioning that the most important thing in his house is discipline (or some such sentiment), and

because I have the brain rot

While I cannot conceivably find a way to make that specifically into an au, I was nonetheless charmed by the thought of disciplinarian and rule-abiding Lan Wangji vs sunny and energetic Wei Wuxian cheering up the juniors with a little music tell me you are not turned to mush by Wei Wuxian teaching juniors the equivalent of “my favorite things” I dare you

Anyway

All of this to say, a no-sunshot-campaign au where, for whatever reason, Wei Wuxian is invited as a guest lecturer at Cloud Recesses. There are several thousand rules that Wei Wuxian is ignoring at any given moment. Lan Wangji, who is in charge of discipline, is annoyed (intrigued). Tiny juniors are following their new teacher’s heels all around while he’s playing the dizi like a more adorable version of the pied piper (and perhaps Wei Wuxian warns them with a wink that he is Very Evil and he is going to Steal Them Away which is met with un-Lan-like giggling). The Elders have discussed sending him back to Lotus Pier but, unfortunately, he is a fantastic teacher.

There are also, of course, shenanigans. Night hunt field trips. Wei Wuxian inflicting his cooking upon the poor, innocent youths. Bad dreams on both sides leading to some broken curfews and soft music in the garden. Some conflicting curriculums - not “demonic cultivation” level, but there are a lot more disciples asking a lot more questions in their other lectures.

Lan Qiren is incensed.

Lan Xichen refuses to do anything about it (he is watching his brother watching Wei Wuxian and waiting).

Lan Wangji should be doing his job of disciplining but, you see, whenever he tries Wei Wuxian smiles at him or hands him a bunny or chatters about how well the Lanlings are doing or about an idea he has for a lesson, and what is he to do? Stop that from happening?? Remove the smile from this man’s face??? That would be a crime.

(Lan Qiren gets the abridged version of this sentiment, which amounts to “Wei Wuxian is good” and he despairs. He is fighting a losing battle to send the guest teacher home.)

(The losing battle becomes a lost battle when Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian play a duet for the juniors together and share a kiss as soon as the juniors are out of sight and off to their next lesson. Lan Xichen catches his brother pacing while on patrol that night, his face as forlorn as it ever is, and says “You know, we could… offer him a permanent place here?”)

Lan Wangji writes to Lotus Pier that Cloud Recesses will not be returning their head disciple. The entire sect hears the “WHAT” and “HE CAN’T STEAL MY BROTHER” echoing from Jiang Cheng’s general direction.

#grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #new strategy for dealing with my 5000 au ideas: put them on here to be free of them #anyway i love all things with wei wuxian and the juniors #so of course i was immediately charmed by the thought #you may very well say ‘hey there’s a whole other half of the movie you’re ignoring’ and you would be CORRECT #this is a happy vibes only au this is soft feelings time #wei wuxian deserves to be a good teacher to his ducklings #and cause lan qiren endless stress by proximity alone #wei wuxian will teach his juniors many good lessons but he will also teach them Mischief

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Hey though why did he do this. Why did he look at my pc first.

When will I be allowed to romance Sirris. When will my pc finally be able to hook up with her science teacher/best friend's father.

#degrees of lewdity #sirris the science teacher #''why is he asking students to strip in class?'' you may ask. good question! i don't know. #male sirris

[randum-famdoms]

JK Rowling’s books are a building. And she stopped after creating shitty, waterlogged, deeply structurally unsound bluebrints and half the scaffolding. Then left it to the elements (aka her Twitter), damaging it nearly beyond repair.

And the fandom looked at this, and put on hard hats. And they tore down that scaffolding, and took those blueprints and changed it into something that would work, and they built the most beautiful building you’ve ever seen.

The building JK Rowling designed was deeply flawed, it would never pass inspection, it would collapse under its own weight and lack of structural integrity within seconds of being built. The aesthetic design was tragic and hideous and offensive. But the fans looked at all of that, and said to themselves, “this building is fucked up, it will never be good if left like this, and everything about it is terrible and makes zero sense. But goddamnit, I have trauma and I can fix it because it must be done and no one else will.”

JK Rowling may have designed that original building. She may have had the initial idea. She may have built that unfinished scaffolding. She may have drawn those blueprints.

But this building is no longer JK Rowling’s.

#harry potter #jk rowling #this rant brought to you by someone who can and will go to jail for aggravated assault of jk rowling #people say her worldbuilding is good even if the books aren’t #newsflash: a lot of the best worldbuilding in Harry Potter is just headcannons we have forgotten are not in he books #we took her scraps and we made them great #but to her the scraps are enough. to her the scraps are what are great #when in reality the scraps are the part that stop Harry Potter from being great #in reality the characters are one dimensional #in reality hogwarts never faces consequences for the child endangerment #in reality dumbledore is a manipulative and evil fraud #in reality the house elves are abused and only dobby is saved #in reality Snape is an incel and abuses children #in reality dumbledore knowingly left Harry to be abused by his aunt and uncle and sent him back every summer #in reality remus lupin never went to see Harry as a child and never spoke to him after third year beyond the order of the Phoenix #in reality Sirius only broke out of prison to kill worm tail and even if he cared for Harry he stayed in prison for twelve years #never trying to escape #and he may have had reasons but we do not know them #we never get depth for the characters who deserve it #we get depth for an incel of a potions teacher #Draco Malfoy is one of the most fleshed out characters and he’s still a piece of cardboard it just has shitty crayon scribbles of colour #we think the character have personality but it’s just flashes of it filled in by the great acting in the movies #we think the books have worldbuilding and fleshed out character arcs when really it’s just nostalgia and headcannons we think are real #THE BUILDING IS NOT JK ROWLING’S. THE BUILDING IS OURS. #randum thots

[thevegetablewhichnoonedaresname]

if i finish writing my fic about chilchuck teaching marcille to knit it'll be over for you guys

#pickle pontificates #think about it. i found another extra that references magic warmups btw #that one had hair braiding meditation and hand gestures #but think about it. are knitting/crochet/various other needle arts not very repetitive meditative things??? #wouldn't knitting be a great method of magic warmups in place of hair braiding??? #marcille uses her hair for magic a couple times and it could be that it has inherently magical properties #but my theory is that hers is imbued with magic because she uses it for warmups all the time #so then it could follow that the resulting knitted items would be imbued with magical properties... dungeon rabbit resistant scarf anyone? #or a fireproof sweater? #why is chilchuck my chosen victim for the person to teach her? well. on my conspiracy wall over here you can see that chilchuck frequently #sits down to sew his clothes/equipment back together throughout canon. i think it's safe to say that he's canonically good at sewing #the only other characters who we see demonstrate similar abilities are mrs. tansu who is a beast at knitting and an icon #and falin. who carries sewing supplies in her equipment (smart) but has frankly atrocious stitching #as can be seen in the comic where she and laios offer to help put marcille's name on her stuff and it's illegible #mrs. tansu really has no relation to marcille #and although falin's bad sewing may have been due to her eyesight (which would no longer affect that) she is canonically also a bad teacher #i think she would try enthusiastically but i do not see it working out #so chilchuck it is. #a fic based around these concepts allows me to further these agendas: #marcille recovering from dungeon lord shenanigans with the help of her friends agenda #chilchuck engaging in reluctant dadly activities agenda #needle arts chilchuck agenda #and... the special bonus i would like to get to... chilchuck reuniting with his wife agenda #and wingman marcille agenda #AND contributing to the dunmeshi platonic fic agenda??? so many wins #there. #now all i gotta do is finish writing it. which is an issue because i have two school assignments due yesterday

[loverboybrightsideghost]

it is very important to me that aziraphale is terrible with children and that he doesn't particularly like them

#bluebird.txt #good omens #aziraphale said FUCK THEM KIDS #now he doesnt hate kids bc i dont think aziraphale hates anyone and he would never be cruel to a child #however he is awful with kids and he Does Not Like Them #its sort of canon but i like to think that he doesnt even particularly like warlock despite having sorta raised him. sure he cares about hi #and he could be a good teacher and caretaker when the situation called for it but overall. he does not like working with children. #in an au this may be different but as it stands (for all versions of him) i like to think the angel is not good with kids its very funny

[decidentia]

Adding an inconsequential, undeveloped character from the 2001 horror flop Thir13en Ghosts? More likely than you think.

#the torn prince aka royce clayton is now available as a request only muse #james dean wannabe and rising baseball star of the 1950s #turned malevolent spirit after he died horrifically in a drag race #i may never do anything with him but he's there for anyone who wants him #i have also been debating adding vagatha from hazbin #but i know a lot of people are averse to that fandom and that she'd come with a lot of highly triggering themes #i am Thinking™ #anyway i hope you're all having a good tuesday! #i have my kids' parent-teacher meetings #and some admin and housework to do #but outside of that i hope to send more of those spicy asks #i'm blowing you all kisses and fighting your demons 💕 #◈ — ooc; saddest little baby in the room

[morethanwords0475]

I am losing my mind. I had an ex-TC whom I used to talk to a lot because of my bad mental health at the time (basically what I did with C). He was always so gentle to me, always praised me. He left the school a month later, and I spent the entire summer grieving. We could have stayed in touch but it was too difficult.

Well I recently impulsively followed him on Instagram, and not only did he accept it, we texted a little. It feels crazy because three and a half years ago, I would have done anything to talk to him again but I just couldn't. It took me a long time to accept that our story was over. Those memories became hazy and felt unreal for so long, but now they're back. They were real. I am finally getting the closure that 15-year-old me needed so badly.

#he was so caring and gentle to me I still can't #I may have moved on but the pain was always there #as well as the good memories #other tc #tc #tc community #teacher crush #male tc #tc update

[epellucid]

by far the worst encounter I had in college was a professor who told me that I should never use the word "interesting" because no one ever uses that word genuinely.

If you say that something is interesting, apparently, people will think you find it boring and are just trying to be nice. Now I don't know what to call interesting things I'm told about.

Fascinating is too strong, captivating is too descriptive, intriguing makes me sound like a detective in a film noir. My social anxiety really does not need to be anymore obsessed with word choice, and I hate him for saying that to me.

#fun fact is that this professor also wrote the screenplay for the first shrek movie #while he may be able to write a cult classic #he was not a very good teacher so now I saw things are interesting more often than usual out of spite #p

[zestyderg]

During their voyage in space, many dinaurians would spar each other to pass the time, and lots of tournaments were held to see who was the best among them. Megora Aptora was a sparring champion. Despite not being the nicest, he was greatly respected for his sheer power, winning pretty much every tournament he entered, and as such was pretty popular.

Aster bravely went up and asked Megora to mentor them, hoping that Megora could bestow some of his fighting skills onto them, allowing them to enter tournaments and compete for the respect of their people, as well as hopefully gaining a new friend in Megora.

Megora wasn't exactly thrilled by the idea of having anything to do with the child who had that traitor's blood.

#fossil fighters #zesty's ocs #Aster Dromeon #Megora Aptora #zesty's ramblings #my doodles #ideally they would have asked Dynal but Dynal REFUSES to teach them anything combat related #Raptin being even younger than Aster would not be a good teacher as he was just starting to learn stuff himself #and well... Aster wanted someone who knew what they were doing and was well-liked to teach them #you may be asking: but ZESTY! I THOUGHT ASTER HATED CONFLICT! #you would be right #but Aster being very conflict avoidant is kind of a more recent development #and back then they were actively looking for ways to get the approval of others #and fighting was a very popular way to do so

[zukkaoru]

forming one-sided beef with my sister's english teacher

#'he called this an essay somewhere in the assignment' YOU ARE WRITING A FABLE #THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO AN ESSAY #i asked how long it was supposed to be and she said the example he showed was five paragraphs but it got an F. #he didn't show a good example. #then she said it got an F because it was set in modern times. which while it may have gone against the assignment. is the STUPIDEST #reason to fail someone #like i didn't major in education but come on man. i could do a better job than that 😭 #not that i would ever want to be a teacher bc that sounds absolutely awful but DUDE. where did you GO TO SCHOOL #sorry but after getting an english degree myself and seeing corey go through the education program #i literally don't understand how you can fail to think kids would need to know that a fable is not an essay #or why you wouldn't give them a good example. or an actual word count/page count limit. #like i thought these were all common sense but you should also have been TAUGHT THESE THINGS #hello grace here

[technicolorxsn]

gonna be real I still dunno what the hell happened to colum asht

#lil bit of a shame bc he seemed to have at least half a heart #given he refused to fight gideon when silas was being an absolute douche #but also what the hell was the possession thing??? #i mean. canaan house is haunted as all hell what with teacher and all the skeletons #and iirc i think cytherea says something like “there are things here far worse than me” but i may be misattributing that?? #that mightve been teacher or ianthe.... now that i think abt it i think it was ianthe #yknow maybe id know if i would just fucking read harrow but man its a bummer #its good dgmw but im rarely in the right mindset for it #i mean. if i had an audiobook i would but having to actually set time aside to read changes things a bit