#He should see a therapist

[overlymetaromantic]

*slaps Loid like I’m a salesperson showing off a new car*: you can pack so much anxiety into this one man

#spy x family #loid forger #anya forger #sxf #spy family #loid x yor #yor x loid #twiyor #it's there if you read the text lol #twilight #if you do actually read the text please know I am very impressed #poor loid man he's in the one industry where his constant paranoia is actually justified #I'd say he should see a therapist but considering he's currently impersonating one I don't think it'd actually help #I haven't made multiple fanarts in a row in eons what is this 2017 #let's pretend I can draw

[sharkylass]

4. Bonding!

They are discussing world domination.

Or lab designs. Or stylish eyebrows. Or Donnie is showing off his TECH tech, cause Drax wouldn’t understand human technology as much, and Drax is telling Donnie about his bio tech, maybe even how he made the Oozesquitoes- LITERALLY ANYTHING, THEY WOULD GET ALONG SO WELL IF THEY DIDN’T HATE EACHOTHER-

(More versions under cut!)

#I should have given Mikey his Dr. Feelings glasses but he's the family therapist with or without them #I really want more episodes with Draxum man- We only got to see so much of his redemption and there's so much potential- #rottmnt #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt leo #rottmnt draxum #baron draxum #rottmnttober #rottmntober #tmntober #tmnttober #rise of the tmnt #Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #WOOO LET'S GO TWO IN ONE DAY BABY

[druidonity2]

I looked at my fanart of War Crimes with Anduin holding himself dying with Chromie, and I decided I wanted to draw more Anduin trauma with dragons...(wip)

#world of warcraft #anduin wrynn #onyxia #Do you think this man has ever had a therapist? #I think hes stubborn and goes to the one required visit he was mandated to go to and tells her hes fine and then stews in it till he dies #He likes to be a therapist he does not like when someone talks therapy at him #at least I headcanon #'none of this matters because ive got work to focus on' twenty years later he sees mawrats in the corners of his eyes still #The moment someone SHOULD be talking therapy at him he runs away and dissappears for three...four....five years? by the end of Dragonflight #bRo dont talk to NOBODY he is NOT letting them know he hallucinates mawrats #anyway i think he focused so hard on his dad being home that he pushed all his onyxia trauma down for it to fester later in his life #Its the snow which beings the snowball that idunno does something later in life who knows #I think too much about a fictional man's mental health and not enough about my own #mayhap a reason he is thy comfort character

[graveyard-society]

i was at my therapist's not too long ago, drew these on the whiteboard while on the waiting list ☺️🩷

#i was supposed to ask my friend if i should erase it or not but my message wouldnt send in time so i couldn't reach him #i ended up erasing it and when i got out of the office he was like 'NOOO YOU COULDVE MET ANOTHER DANGANBRO' #looking back at it i think i could have since my therapist mentioned that the game sounded familiar #well as far as the title goes anyway #he also suggested that to help me with my schoolwork he could hypnotize me so i'd get like #some sorta 'oh ok so i have to do x task' response if i see something specific #which... #maybe #just maybe #i should get a monokuma plush for that #anyway thats for my tag ramble #danganronpa: goodbye despair #dr2 goodbye despair #danganronpa 2 #danganronpa #danganronpa nagito #nagito komaeda #danganronpa komaeda #danganronpa hajime #hajime hinata #aiden.png

[andi-o-geyser]

on my anti dr. jacob agenda sooo hard you don't even know. like the level of just how unprofessional, unethical, and fucking infuriating his choices are is putting me into so much of a rage i can no longer maintain my danny rojas level of live laugh love in this economy. bastard. bastard man. my worst enemy. im calling the kansas college of registered psychotherapy and regulatory board of ethics on him don't test me

#i have so much beef with him you don't fucking get it #everything about the situation should have his licence for practice instantly revoked #full stop #getting with a patient after treating both her and her husband in couples counselling and then seeing her individually #to coach her through her DIVORCE and then starting to date her??? #its like he fucking wants to lose his liscence #its such a stupid fucking thing to do thats so morally reprehensible for him as a professional i just- #aksjhfkjJHKHKJKJKHLJKHFHDJSHKLHJKDSFHJRRRRRRRRR #like TECHNICALLY you can have relations with patients #TECHNICALLY #but theres a nearly decade long time minimum that has to elapse before thats like legal for the regulatory board??? #its something like 7 years (at least where i live) #and thats not 7 years since you've met them #that's 7 years AFTER you stopped seeing them as a patient #just. fucking baffling #because thats a massively inappropriate relationship!!! its not allowed for a fucking reason!!! #you are not meant to be your therapist's friend and you are CERTAINLY not meant to fucking DATE THEM lijlasfhKJEKKKEE???? #i'm fine. im good #everything is fine and i didnt just start the episode and break into a massive rant in the tags. we're fine :) #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso season 3 #andis thought geyser

[blood-orange-juice]

There's a scene in the first season of Babylon Berlin where a characters reads a lecture on psychoanalysis and PTSD (the series are set sometime between the two world wars) and the audience boos him.

"Brain is an organ, not a poetry book," they say.

For me it put into perspective how important was what Freud did. Considering the setting he had to work in, the setting he had to overcome in his own mind first, we really don't value the guy enough.

Not like I didn't *know* it, but it helped immensely to see it in context.

He was the first who said that humans have an inner life that's neither sacred nor purely physical. That it's governed by its own predictable rules and breaks in predictable ways, and that it can be mended through talking. Not being electrocuted or medicated out of the patient.

Just how awesome is that. Just how much inner work that required in his times.

#one thing that gets me when I try to read him #is his stance on ethics in therapy #he wrote about how tempting the position of being an expert on living was for the analyst #how it should be avoided not only in outward actions #but even as a passing thought #because the analysant will feel it if it's there #and it will stop them from moving where they really need to be #I see very few modern therapists who truly avoid that position #or truly understand the gravity of it #also unlike jung the guy never slept with his patients #ethical committees weren't even around at that time #no one would have stopped him #and yet he didn't #his ideas may be outdated #but we seriously underestimate freud as a person and as a scientist

[rainbowgod666]

Horus: im sorry, what did you sa-

Horse: since the high speaking doesnt get to you im gonna say it in a languaye your sorry ass can understand. See i am this family's LISTENER. While you were mad at your father for not listening to you EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE HIS FAVOURITE. I had the common decency to be there for my family because SOMEBODY has to. Trust me, getting horse plague does WONDERS for opening up people, once door came in while i was listening to marckus having his traumadump moment i fucking FORESAW him asking "brother are you alright" because WHAT ELSE HE SHOULD HAVE DONE

Horus: h- hang on just a second horse plagu-?

Horse: but you HAD to throw shit at the wall hoping it stuck, didnt you? Im closer to one of your brother's vehichles than to a human and yet even i can understand that sometimes its not the shit not being sticky enough but its the WALL. It never occurred to throw it at a tree, huh? No lets just keep hitting the white non stick walls with our excrement, because THATS gonna get us the attention that we need! No, listen. I was there for ALL OF MY FAMILY whenever they needed to. They brush and feed and heal me, and in exchange i listen to their daily problems. I live in this stable because i am a Fucking Horse. If you were in my situation, i bet you wouldnt settle for anything less than an entire COUNTRY where everyone is subject to you. Our Big D has reasons from hiding things from his sons. What the fuck makes you think you know better than your Big E, huh?

Horus: (crying in shame)

Magnus: wOAh. That was... heavy

Marckus: exactly man. I mean... who knew horse could talk!

Magnus: yeah I kn- wait wat

#welcome to the multiverse #emperors tts #hunter the parenting #horus #horse #yeah this is my realization of one thing #isnt it WEIRD that HTPs horus is... basically the family therapist? #since he should be horus and all that #and DONT YOU FUCKING DARE say that HTP is based on 30k and not 40k #cause thats bullshit #and also the only fallacy in this entire thing #which i chose to ignore SPECIFICALLY because thats how i see it #your problem now lmao

[cistematicchaos]

im so tired of the casual ableism surrounding covid yall. living in a household where it is not taken seriously is wearing me down to a nub. this is so fucked.

#chaos is speaking #ableism #disability #covid #cant see my therapist for- #check it like 2 weeks? #and i still haven't been able to discuss with him how #hey im suicidal like soooooooo much now #i actually haven't been able to bring that topic up at all lol #bc i don't trust therapists #n im terrified of ending up in the psych ward #(bc technically #legally #that's where i should be #if he knew the extent of the shit in my brain) #i feel like im stuck in a void of just #bad shit dont know how to explain it #what am i gonna do? #who knows #who fuckin knows yall

[mamashenanigans]

“In other words, you,” he looked at Big Brother, “were originally meant to be the one that takes metapowers which would explain your instinctual propensity to want to consume. However, you,” he looked at Yoichi now, “were going to be the one that gave metapowers. Although it’s obvious that the syndrome seems to have caused your brother to gain the giving ability, deep within you is a tiny bit of what would have been your full meta power! I already supposed that you have a meta factor, but my tests don’t lie: there’s an inert ability within you which…”

“Would explain my instinct to give…” Yoichi looked down at his palms like he had a week ago and instead of feeling betrayed by his brother taking the majority of his gift, he felt elated to finally understand why he couldn’t help himself but to bestow.

“Exactly! See, I’m thinking that you both were going to be capable of working together: one hand to give or take and the other two hands used to create a bridge between your powers! It would have been truly magnificent!”

Yoichi watched his brother contemplate the holes in his hands until their eyes met, and a strange feeling of acceptance and understanding flowed between them.

“Now, I am a doctor, so it would be prudent of me to at least offer you my colleague’s card. She’s been quite successful in providing therapy for metahumans, especially those with such strong instincts as yourselves…”

Yoichi and his brother just kept staring into each other’s eyes. The ramblings of therapy and mental health drowned out by the discovery of just how intertwined they were meant to be. No, how intertwined they are.

They never called the number on the card.

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A part of a scene involving Doctor Garaki explaining to the twins his hypothesis on how they would have been if the Twin-Twin Transfusion Syndrome didn’t happen.

Just a tiny snippet of the AU fic I’m working on. It’s running away from me. Which is great!

#the twins are far more inclined to dig deeper into codependency rather than see a therapist #probably should have seen the therapist #Yoichi just wants everything to make sense and live the normal life he believes they are living #AFO is far too comfortable now #all for one #afo #yoichi shigaraki #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha afo #bnha yoichi #one for all #mha fanfiction #bnha fanfiction #mha snippet #bnha snippet

[beanghostprincess]

Hey pssss have you ever thought about how Yasopp would react to Usopp being fine from the hollow ghosts? Like I'm imagining Perona somehow being at the party when the Red and Strawhat pirates meet and accidentally using the ghosts on Usopp and then Yasopp. And Usopp just shrugging it off with the same words as he did on Thrillerbark.

I do apologise for my midnight 🧠 brain

It's like 6 am and I doubt I can write a pretty coherent reply but this is an awesome idea and I love it. Bc both Yasopp and Sanji (yes I have to make it Sanuso shutupshutup) would be, like, extremely worried. Sanji bc he thought his boyfriend's self-deprecating thoughts were getting better and Yasopp bc, well, damn, my kid is fucking depressed. Even Perona would be worried 😭😭😭

#somebody free usopp from his self-deprecating thoughts #seriously dude he should go see a therapist #i don't trust therapists but he should #<- sanji would say this #one piece #usopp #yasopp #perona #black leg sanji #sanuso

[theggning]

It was truly the way Jack Krauser would have wanted to go: sweaty and naked on his back with Leon stickin' it in him.

#shitpost #resident evil #re4make #re4make spoilers #resident evil 4 remake #jack krauser #maybe in another language i don't speak there's a heterosexual explanation for jack krauser #cuz there sure isn't one in english #a friend describes him as 'toxic maculinity personified' #re4make is the story of leon learning just how much he should probably see a therapist #cuz none of the rest of these people did and yikes dude #spoilers #metaltango #leon s kennedy

[genderfluid-druid]

if i act exceedingly dramatic in the next 36 hours to a week it's because the cat is ill and my emotional circuits are overloaded

#cw pet illness #I'm also uncovering some childhood trauma about pet stuff that i refused to process as trauma at the time :) #yay :) #i should. email my therapist. #see the great thing about using tumblr as a way-too-personal diary every now and then is that #sometimes saying things Out Loud is what it takes to trip the “that's something to tell your therapist about” switch #also sorry I'm not trying to be cryptic or drop a panic bomb. if we're mutuals it's ok to message and ask #as far as illness severity i don't know yet. he's lethargic to the point where i want to talk to the vet but still eating and drinking fine

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

#“no need for follow up” #“yeah you did have several cysts we scrapped off your remaining ovary but. dw about it. idk why they were there. dw about it. oh also your #ovary on that side was freakishly huge but. dw about it. it might go away. dw about it #*doctor shrug emoji* “ #“go see a gyno next year maybe. but not me im too important for that. go find and onboard a gyno to your situation. next year maybe idk lol” #he barely even looked at my incision like #this fucking appointment could have been an email. or a phone call. or they just could have let me start driving again. also i forgot to ask #if i can stop drinking ensure now or after the 6 weeks? cause that shit cost $$$$. but he probably would have been super unhelpful if i had #fr fr this guy only wanted to give me the time of day when he thought i might have fun cancer inside and now he's like gtfo!!!! get your #fugly cancerless ass out of here!!!! recover from a major surgery on your own you swagless cancerless loser 🤣 we arent helping your #swagless ass!!! #anyway it seems weird and fucked up that im was never offered to see a physical therapist and i guess am going to have to blindly trust my #abs they sliced thru are healing or whatever and to rawdog my own physical recovery of my muscles? even just dumb shit like. my center of #gravity has drastically changed since the mass removal and my back hurts like shit all the time because all my posture muscles were built up #for when i had an extra 30 pounds of cyst hanging in the front and my posture and walking reflected that. and i lowkey don't know how #hard i am able to be with my healing incision because its really tight and makes me hunch forwards still. like i would really like to know #how much i can safely or maybe should be forcing my skin and incision to stretch. without damage? is that crazy #am i crazy??? #this shit is why i didnt see a doctor for 2 years until my problems had snowballed into a 30 pounds ovarian cyst that was crushing my other #organs and had one of my kidneys all backed up with piss. and even getting emergency treatment for it everyone was like. how did you like it #get this bad?? how could you not know you needed to seek medical treatment???? like. bro. seeking medical treatment isnt even a guarantee to #get medical treatment. #anyway he said my “remaining ovary seemed low key polycystic but dw about it. don't quote me on that im not dealing with it.” #bro i dont want to doctor google it i wanted an actual doctor to deal with it. fuck you. #like. maybe even a doctor who knows my situation so i dont have to struggle with getting someone to believe me and take me seriously. #but whatever. back to trying to figure out the daily protein and extra calories my body needs for recovery via doctor google i guess. #its fine 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

[t-u-i-t-c]

Kijino → One Gif Per Episode (41-50)

#avataro sentai donbrothers #donbrothers #donbrothers spoilers #super sentai #tsuyoshi kijino #kijino tsuyoshi #kijibrother #kiji brother #tokuedit #please do not repost #umbrella.edits #umbrella.gifs #umbrella.posts #gifs.ogpe #i will hear no kijino slander! #if you didn't get it you didn't get it #i could talk about kijino for a long time but just know he should see a therapist and get couple's counseling #also maybe he should get a pet bird to keep him company #he's beginning to realize he has worth outside of his romantic relationships and that that worth was there even when miho was around #all in all i think kijino is a very gray character and can bring about strong reactions from people and i think that's the point

[july-19th-club]

me age seven being sat down in front of the school’s district child psych lady and being given strange, simple spatial puzzles to solve and then long, complicated worksheets and hammering my way through them at the speed of light while having zero comprehension what their purpose was or why i was here: this is urgent! i have to get a good grade in Weird Puzzles, Or Else, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

#kjalkjsdalkjasdl mrs button was a nice lady but not one adult in my childhood ever seemed to notice what to me now seems like #a pretty obvious case of the autisms #then again maybe they just didn't look as hard unless it was *really* obvious back then . it was like. what. 2000? a couple years later #everybody was talking about autism but not when i was six or seven then it was usually just when it was Very Visible #a couple years later my cousin who's more visibly on the spectrum than me got her diagnosis so young that she's pretty much always had it #which is...well i think it's just made her life difficult in a different way. people underestimate her or don't treat her like she's her age #but then she's always had the opportunity to get accommodations and people are sometimes more forgiving when she can't do something #whereas i got labeled 'kid that should be ahead of the game' from a pretty young age and then when i struggled adults either ignored it #or it was just a huge hassle to them and even i could see it exasperated them to have to work around me #but because mrs button (nice lady but what were you thinking) hadn't told them to treat me like a kid with a developmental disorder #they didn't do that in good OR bad ways . so i never got any accommodations with school stuff i struggled with which was a fair bit #i wasn't supposed to need extra testing time in a quiet room or tutoring with math or help organizing my abysmally scattered things #the only time i DID get that was in sixth grade when i was sort-of friends with this kid jonathan who was Very On The Spectrum #he wasn't really a talker unless it was about whatever he was reading which suited me fine so we just kind of existed in each other's space #and his TSS was this very smart and nice lady who had clearly clocked that Something Was Going On With Me and even though it wasn't like #her JOB she made a little bit of time for me. mostly with emotional stuff (i think i was under the impression she was a therapist?) #but if i had some problem with being unable to keep friends or being frozen out by the kids i wanted to be liked by (happened often) #she'd be able to just like. be there she'd make the time . wish i could remember her name

[amorremanet]

in honor of how many clones he xuan has running around the various realms at any given time, i’ve decided that a modern au he xuan should be engaged in absolutely msscribe and/or jordan wood/andy thanfiction levels of batshit ridiculous sock-puppetry on the internet

like, modern au he xuan should make msscribe and thanfiction seem like amateurs with their legion of sockpuppet accounts and how much chaos they can cause with said sockpuppets

#he xuan #beefleaf #sqx like 'aww babe whose life are you ruining today' while their gege is like 'TELL YOUR S/O TO STOP SPAMMING MY PROFESSIONAL FACEBOOK >:(' #sqx will be doing no such thing gege!! :( he xuan is very creative & needs to be allowed to express themself!! :( #rip shi wudu but if you would simply cite your sources properly & NOT FUCKING PLAGIARIZE from others' work then he xuan would not NEED to #spam ur professional facebook page with dramatically written allegations about said plagiarism that inevitably devolve into #some absolutely batshit gothic horror revenge fantasies…… QINGXUAN supports their creative endeavors & the fact that u don't means he xuan #is not obligated to care about ur opinions (in he xuan's mind & probably no one else's) #(at least hua cheng keeps acting like he xuan should care just because shi wudu dragged them into court about it that one time & got them #ordered to see a therapist. but he xuan doesn't care) #hua cheng is just being Weird About This because he ends up paying he xuan's lawyers' fees every time this happens; sounds like his problem #mine: text #mine: tgcf #mine: headcanons