#He's a sappy drunk

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wintersberg date night with @heraxic designs......... they r refueling my wintersberg phase 😭😭😭

i think ethan would be a very emotional drunk

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #eveline re7 #rosemary winters #rose winters #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #wintersberg #they r in my head #i cant stop #karl doesnt even get buzzed he chugs all the beer and then pees it all out immediately because hes so stupid #ethan sips on his wine and slowly gets more and more wine drunk #karl trying to be romantic and buys ethan a expensive wine brand with all the tax money he got when he was a lord #ethan never even drinks it because its so expensive hes scared to #wintersberg gettng drunk together but karl just gets really loud and annoying and ethan gets really sappy and emotional #and then they both pass out on the couch together and sleep like rocks #drunk wintersberg is such a funny concept now that i think about it #because they would both be fueling each other and they would have such a fun time but it would be SO LOUD

[carissime]

Literally no thoughts just Gojo after your wedding carrying you over the threshold of your hotel room. You’re not leaving for your honeymoon until the morning but he nearly trips on the doorframe in his haste.

“You really don’t need to carry me—”

“But it’s tradition, we need to consummate the marriage!” he insists. Within seconds his lips are against yours and he’s fumbling with the light switch, and you finally swat his hand away and just beg him to take you to the bed.

He works the zipper of your dress down, part of him sad that he’s not going to see you in this gorgeous gown again, but then it reveals your white lace lingerie and the groan he lets out is broken and guttural and desperate.

This is far from the first time he’s seen you like this, but there’s something about this moment here and now that makes it so much more intense, so much more intimate and he just never wants to let you go.

“Satoru,” you whisper, and his breath hitches.

He leans down to capture your lips in a kiss. “Shh, I know. Just lemme take care of you, like I promised.”

And when he sees the gold band on his fourth finger pressing into the skin of your hips as he sheaths himself inside of you, he nearly loses himself, sending up a prayer to whatever gods are listening that he can keep his promise to keep you safe and happy forever.

#I’m so drunk rn I’m sorry if this is incoherent #I just came home from a wedding and am feeling so sappy #also I have to be up tomorrow at 6am for work #can’t wait to be hungover 🫶🏼 #anyway marrying Gojo would be amazing #I love him and I just wanna kiss him and hold him and let him know how special he is #oh god I’m gonna be so embarrassed and might delete this when I wake up #so revel in it now I guess? #idk it’s probably not good lol #gojo x reader #Gojo Satoru x reader #gojo x reader fluff #Gojo x reader smut #Gojo Satoru x reader smut #jjk smut #gojo smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen #Gojo Satoru #jujutsu kaisen x reader

[volodei]

based off a meme sent in the tw server :9

volo is wearing lipstick just because

#volo #volo pokemon #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #togekiss #pla #sober!volo pretends he’s above emotional connections to his pkmn #drunk!volo gets hella sappy and cuddly w them

[echojedis]

Tech badbatch

#i apologise to everyone who follows me on my private instagram my drunk tech thoughts are contaminating this account too #god hes so. you know. he’s so tech!!!! #scratching at the walls i love him so much #is it embarrassing for me that i get one drink in and i start getting sappy about tech? maybe #once i was drunk with family and i started showing pictures of tech to my brother. he said he looks like a music teacher

[taechnological]

HELP this is so cute 😭😭😭

#yoongi's face 😭 he's a sappy drunk #yoongi #yoonjin #suga #jin #seokjin

[osamusbigtits]

get one drink in atsumu and he will profess his love for everyone and everything and even cry about it

#he is a loverrrrrr #sappy drunk #hq #bex thoughts #miya atsumu

[honksapling]

🥹🥹🥹

#hes. asilly sappy drunk

[radarchives]

#obey me #diavolo #simeon #who lets drink simeon keep his DDD #i just know he sends sappy drunk texts to half his contacts #queuecifer

[rsmrymnt-tea]

ahsksjadjsk this card’s giving me some “he’s different around you and only you” food but not in a way i expected lmao

#going insane lmao beel????? #‘with tons of smooching…?’ 😭😭😭 BEEL LMAOO #then he just drops more confirmation of satan being such a sappy clingy drunk #this card… #obey me spoilers

[spaceshipkat]

was just reminded that at a bar the other day my sister’s fiancé made me explain to him what the omegaverse is and idk if he even remembers my explanation or the fact he asked bc he’d just downed three old fashioneds in a row and there is no way i am gonna ask him to find out bc frankly i’d like to forget that conversation even happened

#at one point i said ‘can’t believe i’m explaining this at a bar’ and he just looked at me like 🥹 #he’s alternatively a sappy and a very talkative drunk #so the rest of the night was very amusing but uh yeah could’ve done without that #and then on the drive home my sister (who was also drunk) made me explain what a cock ring was while i was *driving* #rest of the night was a blast bc i love being the sole sober one as the DD to watch the chaos unfold #but oof #alcohol mention

[dreamthinkr]

💚🍓🩷⭐️

#hes a sappy drunk. bet #if this is the stuff he says while drunk lmao. this and talking about kissing people too. #dwt #dreamwastaken #dreamblr #queued jan. 12th 2023

[battlinghurricanes]

Hhhh rough night and I just want to think about soft Hektor/Andromache

On the rare occasions that Hektor is really exhausted, but there's nothing immediately demanding his attention or stressing him out, his tiredness makes him very clingy. So if Andromache's not already in bed, Hektor will follow her around with his arms wrapped around her until she's done with whatever because he doesn't want to go to bed without her. So Andromache usually makes effort to wrap up quickly partially because she wants her husband to actually get the rest he definitely needs, even if clearly considers cuddling more important. But also it's because having Hektor so warm and close with his arms around her makes Andromache herself very tempted to snuggle, he is very cozy and hard to resist. (Not to mention it's quite hard to get anything done with him plastered to her) So Hektor follows right behind her when Andromache's finally ready for bed and they nestle under the sheets together and Hektor doesn't let go even as he dozes off with his nose tucked in her hair.

#if anyone has any little hekt/andr thoughts they want to send my way #by all means #the iliad #hector x andromache #hektor #andromache #this is so damn sappy #related headcanon- hes also a clingy drunk

[namastekringle]

can i have your muse taking care of nick after he accidentally consumes spiked eggnog lmao.

#there no such thing as alcohol at the nortpole and he didn't mean to drink #but now here he is - sappy and drunk #❛ &. ┊ ❄ 𝟎𝟏𝟐. ╱ wishlist.

[egopathic]

super glad i got to see jay. totally worth the awkward beginning to reconnect with such a genuine, cool dude. i know ryan would be psyched to watch us laugh together again like old times :)

#our friend group imploded after he died. our mutual very close friend blamed me for his death because we broke up about three months before #he passed away. so seeing jay and having that part of my life feel like it has more closure is priceless to me. i really owe so much to jay #and i love him a lot and i’m glad he’s in my life again #<- sappy drunk monty #THREE WEEKS. not months. i’m not smart

[advnterccs-archive]

Send me ✪ and my muse will tell you what they’d like to do to/with yours. || accepting

@dynamoprotocol sent; ✪ Rick for Clarissa let's gooo

✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧  dance with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧  sing for your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  ask your muse out on a date. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧  take a bath with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  hold your muse tight. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  lean onto your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  kiss your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  sleep with your muse. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  marry your muse. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧  watch your muse sleep.

"Y-Yeah, shit, we can fucking do a bath or something. Dance, m-maybe sing, depending on how fucking drunk I am."

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  cuddle your muse. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧  go to a party with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  watch a movie with your muse ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  play video games with your muse ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧  steal horses with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧  cook together with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  support your muse’s hobbies. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  get drunk with your muse.

"I-It'd be nice to just chill once in a while, watch a movie, cuddle, wh-whatever we both decide. Probably not the best thing to invite her to a party, unless i-it's a family type of thing wh-where it won't get too wild with alcohol a-and shit like that ----- honestly, d-don't know what we'd do with a horse, but sure, l-let's fucking steal some."

✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  watch your muse cry. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  send your muse away. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  make your muse trip. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  deny your muse’s existence. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  slap your muse. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  crush your muse’s dreams ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  set your muse’s home on fire. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  kill your muse.

#dynamoprotocol #{ answers ; 🧪 } #{ ic ; 🧪 ; rick } #{ ᴿⁱᶜᵏ ⁺ ᶜˡᵃʳⁱˢˢᵃ || ɪ'ᴍ ʜᴏʟᴅɪɴɢ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ'ᴠᴇ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ } #{ part 2 of -- Rick gets drunk and sappy while answering these things } #{ i guess that's the theme for tonight xD } #{ but uwu look at how wholesome and adorable he is !! } #{ he cares for Clarissa so much uwu }

[lariej]

i’m so normal i say biting a pillow and screaming after reading one (1) fluff fic :)

#he 😭😭😭 was so drunk😭😭 he didn’t recognise his boyfriend 😭😭 #and was sappy and cute😭😭😭 #and then it cut to the morning after 😭😭 where they were lying on a couch 😭😭 #petting each others hair 😭😭 and joking about it 😭😭 #feeing so normal and sane after that #laz speaks #ao3 #fan fic