average decepticon medbay waiting room scenario
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mom made me take my flea medicine......... i can't bear to even look at her anymore
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*Throws a comically large rock at you*
"ACKK-
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this bad boy can fit so much romanticization of my religious trauma *smacks rumi in the face for 7 damage*
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The tracker's been turned off again.
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initial human me companions ranked worst to best (as in they’re the two you’re saddled with at the start of the game)
7. kaidan. no personality, useless in combat. virmire is his forever home.
6. cora. the other human female companion they failed by not making gay. romancing her is the creepiest thing ever (imagine falling in love with your dad’s female friend from work). barely edged out by liam for not having as interesting a loyalty quest. sorry andromeda, ilu.
5. liam. annoying twerp who constantly gets himself into trouble and has tons of trouble learning his lesson. saving graces are being useful in combat and that banger of a loyalty mission.
4. jacob. perfectly average person. actually has an interesting story, even if he’s not garrus-levels of engaging to carry it. people don’t like him, but i feel like he got hit by the preston garvey effect. 7/10 at worst.
3. ashley. look. i know she’s a space racist in the first part of the first game. BUT IT’S THE FIRST PART OF THE FIRST GAME. and arguably, that’s a good thing. it actually makes her interesting! you can almost see the gears turning to make her jump through her little racist hoops and justify her worldview, and it’s kinda interesting to see her actually realize that aliens aren’t always the enemy. she has an arc! an actual goddamn character arc! accept that! don’t cut it short on virmire! also kaidan makes a gross comment about samara if you let him live in 3! just saying!
2. vega. you never realize how much you like the big lug until you look back on him. solid in combat, he just wants to be a good soldier, he pushed me to my limits on that dang me3 dlc pull-up minigame... yeah. a real absence of wrong on vega. i’m as surprised as you are that he’s that high.
1. miranda. badass. greatly improved by not focusing on her butt (thanks, mele). fascinating character. literally brought shepard back from the dead. she needs to date jack. i loved watching “chuck” back in the 2000s. miranda’s objectively the best.
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i think about the fact that judging by other bits of the canon, godot probably got the death penalty, Very Frequently
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i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)
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Smh Percy deserves a boyband outfit as well
he already has two
and an actual skin based on it
he's fine already he doesn't need more--
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