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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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obihoe · 1 year
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every villain on narutoverse hates gai so fucking much cuz he beats the shit out of them without even remembering their names and also he has a stupid bowlcut so it makes them feel pathetic but madara loves him cuz he's into that. he loves emotionally unavailable men. gai beats the crap out of him and immediately forgets abt him and madara is like god, thats the hottest thing anyone's ever done to me. him and my ex, they are almost the same.
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cryptidkreates · 2 months
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just a bit of neil streching (by his lonesome)
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damien-mlm · 2 years
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I am SO normal about Beauregard Sinclar rn....
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Soooooo normal
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sol-insidious · 6 months
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Got bored and sketched my Funko Pops DinLuke-ing
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virgothozul · 7 months
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Ok. I have listened to the people. I have watched the thing. It is very wholesome.
Kazu comes home. He is hopeless and tipsy. And he swings between excited and wasted.
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agaxso · 3 months
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that one mxtx mistranslation: "lqg is straight"
the official eng book:
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nikholascrow · 3 months
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Destined - Word count: 211 - Evan and Regulus friendship angst
Regulus made it halfway up to the astronomy tower before he broke down. It was sorta poetic honestly, spiraling on a spiral staircase. Sobs racked his body, his lungs hurt. It was Sirius’ birthday and he couldn’t even work up the courage to walk across the great hall and give him a gift, his own brother. Instead he’d spent the entire day watching Remus Lupin smile at him, Peter Pettigrew laugh too loudly at his jokes, and James Potter pat him on the back, his replacement Sirius’ new brother.
He stayed there on the staircase for what felt like hours until Evan found him, puffy eyed and still sniffling. He hated looking weak but Evan had seen him worse. Evan was always there. He'd been there when Sirius turned eleven and left for Hogwarts, he’d been there when Sirius ran away, and when Regulus found out Sirius had been adopted by the Potters. And here he was again. Sitting next to Regulus, rubbing his back slowly, not saying a word, not judging him. Because that’s who he was who he’d always been. Sirius may have been destined to live out in the sun, but Evan and Regulus were made for the depths below, they were drowning but they were drowning together.
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cuddles-with-dragons · 4 months
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How their encounter with the 212th went
Crosshair: Cody, what are you doing tomorrow? Cody: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
Obi-Wan: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. Wrecker: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.
Obi-Wan: Tech won’t come out of his room! Wrecker: Just tell them I said something. Obi-Wan: Like what? Wrecker: Anything factually incorrect. Obi-Wan, shrugging: If you say so. Tech, arriving moments later: Did you just say that suns are PLANETS?
Hunter: You’re drunk. Obi-Wan: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Hunter.
Obi-Wan, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. Cody: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Obi-Wan: You shoot like a straight person. Crosshair: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
Obi-Wan: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
Obi-Wan: I’m quick at math. Tech: Ok, what’s 38 times 76? Obi-Wan: 24. Tech: That wasn’t even close. Obi-Wan: But it was quick.
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You see that post where Jorge asks Dani to fight him, too right? I didn't just had too many energy drinks
Cause... Why does he want to fight him, says he doubts Dani accepts and then defenses him in the comments by saying he's more in shape while he isn't (while indirect calling himself fat if my Spanish and those emojis 🥐🍟🧁 are anything to go by)
I mean, I always assumed Lorenzo fights other riders in the parking lot (Vale, Casey, Simoncelli) but what kind of flirting is that? Does he really means a box fight or... A different one?
Please let Jorge be in Jerez - with a black eye - cause that would be so funny now.
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2dieavirgin · 11 months
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okay please hello i haven't seen anyone talk about this article which is so funny and my favorite thing ever ermm happy pride month i guess
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tacagen · 9 months
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eobard thawne, why are you holding down your nemesis who 'ruined your life' Like That
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isa-belle1367 · 1 month
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My assassins creed sexuality head canons (because my opinion matters so much😀)
MODERN ASSASSINS FIRST
Desmond: Probably Bi without a preference for either
Rebecca: Bi with a preference for women
Shaun: Bi with a preference for men
Lucy: straight but an ally
Layla: lesbian
now for the rest of them.
Altair: gay with internalized homophobia
Ezio: Bi with a preference for women
Connor: asexual and straight (don't know if I spelled that right)
Arno: I have never played his game, but based on vibes, he seems gay
Jacob: Bi curious
Evie: lesbian
Basim: straight ally
Loki: aroace (def thinks he is above such things)
Bayek and Aya: Both are straight and really confused allys
Kassandra/alexios: kass bi with pref for women/ alexios is bi also with a pref for women
Evior: loves women
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theinfinitedivides · 7 months
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'i'll have to become an emperor, noona. that way i don't have to go to a fancy university to marry you'. you know how insane they were for that
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I don’t know if you can hear me. From the moment you arrived, way back then, we were so young. You saved me. I survived because I knew I wasn’t alone. You were always there, alive, full of hope. And I tried to protect that, and I failed. I couldn’t protect you. But you didn’t abandon me. You didn’t abandon me. And although that field back there was looking - it was looking pretty good . . . There’s no way in hell I’m gonna abandon you.
Gods and Monsters: Marcsteven in Every Episode [6/6]
Bonus:
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leafycasper · 1 year
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So, I’ve been working on this for a hot second and I just finished it today. I’m honestly so happy with how these turned out! I found the template on Pinterest. I loved doing different sport challenges and templates lately, it’s a fun way to mix things up. Also these are some of my top ships and I love making art for them.
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