every villain on narutoverse hates gai so fucking much cuz he beats the shit out of them without even remembering their names and also he has a stupid bowlcut so it makes them feel pathetic but madara loves him cuz he's into that. he loves emotionally unavailable men. gai beats the crap out of him and immediately forgets abt him and madara is like god, thats the hottest thing anyone's ever done to me. him and my ex, they are almost the same.
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that one mxtx mistranslation: "lqg is straight"
the official eng book:
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Destined - Word count: 211 - Evan and Regulus friendship angst
Regulus made it halfway up to the astronomy tower before he broke down. It was sorta poetic honestly, spiraling on a spiral staircase. Sobs racked his body, his lungs hurt. It was Sirius’ birthday and he couldn’t even work up the courage to walk across the great hall and give him a gift, his own brother. Instead he’d spent the entire day watching Remus Lupin smile at him, Peter Pettigrew laugh too loudly at his jokes, and James Potter pat him on the back, his replacement Sirius’ new brother.
He stayed there on the staircase for what felt like hours until Evan found him, puffy eyed and still sniffling. He hated looking weak but Evan had seen him worse. Evan was always there. He'd been there when Sirius turned eleven and left for Hogwarts, he’d been there when Sirius ran away, and when Regulus found out Sirius had been adopted by the Potters. And here he was again. Sitting next to Regulus, rubbing his back slowly, not saying a word, not judging him. Because that’s who he was who he’d always been. Sirius may have been destined to live out in the sun, but Evan and Regulus were made for the depths below, they were drowning but they were drowning together.
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How their encounter with the 212th went
Crosshair: Cody, what are you doing tomorrow?
Cody: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
Obi-Wan: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.
Wrecker: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.
Obi-Wan: Tech won’t come out of his room!
Wrecker: Just tell them I said something.
Obi-Wan: Like what?
Wrecker: Anything factually incorrect.
Obi-Wan, shrugging: If you say so.
Tech, arriving moments later: Did you just say that suns are PLANETS?
Hunter: You’re drunk.
Obi-Wan: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Hunter.
Obi-Wan, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Cody: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Obi-Wan: You shoot like a straight person.
Crosshair: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
Obi-Wan: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
Obi-Wan: I’m quick at math.
Tech: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?
Obi-Wan: 24.
Tech: That wasn’t even close.
Obi-Wan: But it was quick.
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You see that post where Jorge asks Dani to fight him, too right? I didn't just had too many energy drinks
Cause... Why does he want to fight him, says he doubts Dani accepts and then defenses him in the comments by saying he's more in shape while he isn't (while indirect calling himself fat if my Spanish and those emojis 🥐🍟🧁 are anything to go by)
I mean, I always assumed Lorenzo fights other riders in the parking lot (Vale, Casey, Simoncelli) but what kind of flirting is that? Does he really means a box fight or... A different one?
Please let Jorge be in Jerez - with a black eye - cause that would be so funny now.
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My assassins creed sexuality head canons (because my opinion matters so much😀)
MODERN ASSASSINS FIRST
Desmond: Probably Bi without a preference for either
Rebecca: Bi with a preference for women
Shaun: Bi with a preference for men
Lucy: straight but an ally
Layla: lesbian
now for the rest of them.
Altair: gay with internalized homophobia
Ezio: Bi with a preference for women
Connor: asexual and straight (don't know if I spelled that right)
Arno: I have never played his game, but based on vibes, he seems gay
Jacob: Bi curious
Evie: lesbian
Basim: straight ally
Loki: aroace (def thinks he is above such things)
Bayek and Aya: Both are straight and really confused allys
Kassandra/alexios: kass bi with pref for women/ alexios is bi also with a pref for women
Evior: loves women
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