#Heaven's official blessing incorrect quotes

[xielianlover2]

Lang Qianqiu: What is your favorite mythical story, Guoshi?

Xie Lian: The Story Of My Will To Live

Lang Qianqiu: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before

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[incorrecttgcfquotes]

Shi Wudu: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Ling Wen: I would say infinitesimally.

Pei Ming: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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[inakidoesthings]

hua cheng, as a genie : okay so you get 17 wishes

mu qing : isn't it normally 3?

hua cheng : yeah but clearly you have more issues than that

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[davejolina]

we’ll never know what it was

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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Xie Lian, in the Spiritual Communication Array: So I appear to have been kidnapped by a calamity…

Mu Qing: Which one?

Feng Xin: How many calamities do you know??

Feng Xin: What does he look like, your highness.

Xie Lian: *Staring at Hua Cheng’s abs*

Xie Lian: Mmmm...sexy?

Mu Qing and Feng Xin: THATS CRIMSON RAIN!!!

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[fengqingtrashgolbin]

Hua Cheng: If I fall…

Xie Lian: I’ll be there to catch you.

Xie Lian: But what if I fall?

Hua Cheng: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Fen Xin: *watches these two interacting*

Feng Xin, to Mu Qing: And if I fall?

Mu Qing: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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[crimsonflowercrownx800]

Feng Xin, on the phone with Mu Qing: He's in the kitchen again.

Xie Lian, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?

Mu Qing: GET. HIM. OUT.

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[mianqingxuan]

Xie lian, to hua cheng: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Mu qing, to Feng xin: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

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[sugar-bi-scuit]

*playing twister*

Pei Ming: Right hand red.

Mu Qing: *ends up on top of Feng Xin*

Feng Xin: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Pei Ming: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Hua Cheng: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

He Xuan: *glares at Yin Yu*

Yin Yu: Well, sorry I have morals!

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[incorrect-quotes-4-u]

TGCF Quote #2

Hua Cheng: Who hurt you? Xie Lian: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Hua Cheng: ...Yes, actually.

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[xielianlover2]

Xie Lian: I’m so happy my two friends are getting along now!

Shi Qingxuan, *watching Feng Xin and Mu Qing scream at each other and throw their brooms to the floor outside the shrine*: Uh, Nan Yang and Xuan Zhen are not getting along...

Xie Lian: They’re not trying to fight to death anymore

Shi Qingxuan: You may have a point

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[incorrecttgcfquotes]

Shi Qingxuan: What is love?

Shi Wudu: An emotional minefield.

Ling Wen: A neurochemical reaction.

Pei Ming: Baby don't hurt me.

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[inakidoesthings]

hua cheng in the back of the cart : do you wanna know something about the ghost king, Crimson rain sought flower?

xie lian : sure!

hua cheng : he likes men

xie lian :

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[stormhordy]

hua cheng: I've just cut my finger.

xie lian: let me kiss it so it'll get better.

hua cheng: does it work?

xie lian: absolutely, my mom used to do it when I was a kid.

*later that day*

hua cheng: he xuan, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

he xuan: fucking finally.

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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Pei Ming: So, are there any lucky ladies in your life?

Hua Cheng, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.

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