#Hella Moms

[milkcioccolato]

Good Dad Mace Windu strikes again!

I love to show how I think Maul would fight against the constant call of the dark side, and how Mace is absolutely amazing at regulating his violent instincts!

#also #I’ve been making mace hella sexy #does maul need a step mom? #look at his sassy lil hand in panel 5 #star wars #maul #darth maul #jedi maul #mace windu #Jedi obimaul au #milks artsies

[virgothozul]

I - idk I have a special connection to the groceryshoppingtogether trope.

#No homo daddies #buddy daddies #kazurei #Gay dads #i haven’t even watched the thing but at this point i think i know 97% of the story #« Don’t ruin this innocent anime !! :’’( » is the title of all the yt videos i could find when i searched for scenes from the show #That tells me everything i need to know really. #If the straights are upset ; it must be hella gay. #Fanart #And yes ofc i referenced cookie cat bc steven universe and his 3 gay moms raised me.

[soulless-bex]

talia secretly adopts all of bruce’s kids behind his back. dick? she got to know him shortly after he became nightwing and supported him through his debut. jason? she had more than enough time to adopt a parental role for him while he was still staying in nanda parbat. tim? she’s been corresponding with him since forever. she was so proud when he committed his first war crime too. steph saw her visiting one of the boys, recognized her and befriended her to spite bruce. duke sort of just assumed she was bruce’s wife after seeing the way the other kids act around her and never questioned it. she’s too scary for him to dare do that, and anyway, she’s pretty chill so he won’t complain. cass sees the whole thing unfold, and while i don’t think she’s talia’s biggest fan, i think she would find the whole thing funny anyway.

bruce never noticed. not until all of his kids had already fallen into the habit of calling her mom

#talia seeing bruce adopt kids left and right: our children #bruce is hella confused when he finds out #the kids never questioned it either. just accepted her as being their mom and moved on #some of them assumed bruce knew since talia knew him so well. some go to her precisely because bruce doesn’t know. the rest just crave chaos #parental talia al ghul #batman headcanon #batman #batfamily headcanons #batkids #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #talia al ghul #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #tim drake #she took the “sharing is caring” thing a bit too seriously

[sadlynotthevoid]

Talking about the DPxDC crossovers—

You know what is better than "Bruce adopts Danny and/or his sisters after the Fentons mess up" trope? Jack and Maddie adopt the batkids after he messes up.

Listen, I love the "Bad Parents Maddie and Jack" Angst as much as the next phan, but this is way funnier, catarthic and likely to happen.

Just— all the batsiblings having fudge with hot drinks under an improvised blank fort the giant goofy man (their new dad, apparently?) made for them, on-site, and listening silly (real) ghost stories. Meanwhile, the short woman in a cyan hazmat suit is slamming Batman against the floor back and forth, like a kid playing with a doll.

#dpxdc #dpxdc prompts #maddie is hella mad #and tbh he deserves it #btw they aren't afraid of jack in the slightiest #despite the physical similarities #he gives off a totally different vibe #they don't do the ghost hate discurse anymore #not since danny told them about his stuff #talking about danny #he totally puts fright knight on the joker #get him trapped into the nightmare realm #fright knight happily agrees #he dislikes the guy too #jason gets other mom #again

[crazycookiemaniac]

Sorry for posting a selfie again but I got new glasses!!

#They were hella cheap and my mom helped me pay for them ✨️👌

[youleavethetardisbrakeson]

I can't prove it, but I think Christine Baranski operating a giant phallic Christmas light cannon really broke something wide open in me as a child

#that entire movie is very sexually charged #and hella queer #lesbian moms who host key parties #but christine baranski as martha may DEAR GOD #the grinch #christine baranski #martha may whovier

[haliaiii]

What I wouldn’t give to have Rick write a book on how Sally met Poseidon I need it so bad 😔

#sally jackson would make hella bank on just writing books abt their relationship tbh #booktok would eat that shit up I know it #idk the way Poseidon describes her in lightning thief man 😔 #the show made me love their relationship even more #I’m 100 percent a sally jackson enjoyer #kinda bc she reminded me of my own mom as a kid lol #pjo

[the-greatest-magic-of-all]

I know it's been months since you posted about it but. I want to hear about the Bad Moms.

No worries! I'm always happy to chat, no matter the time! This one's gonna be a long one though, so strap in!

First things first, all of the Bad Moms are at least 15th-level adventurers, if not higher. All of them, excluding Sklonda, have canonically either adventured or did something like it. And Sklonda is high-level because she's just that badass.

In order of first appearance, we'll start off with the imposing Hallariel Seacaster, who, side note, I truly believe is almost seven feet tall. Just a tower of a bored housewife who used to be the best swordswoman in Spyre (Think Morticia Addams but slightly less goth). This leads me to believe that she'd be a straight Fighter (all of the Seacasters are) with the Samurai subclass. A heavy hitter who just won't drop yet still smoothly transitions into being an elegant courtier when need be. Oh, and I'd love for them to bring back the sober trigger mechanic from Unsleeping City S2 for her! It'd also be a treat to watch her deal with other Elves who make pointed backhanded comments about her finally settling down with another Elf and how it's good to see that she's done playing house with that human husband and half-human son of hers.

Next up is Wilma Thistlespring! My most precious Artificer Bard! With the subclasses Battle Smith and College of Creation, respectively. Battle Smith because in "Family in Flames", while Digby had a Tesla-coil laser canon (a hallmark of an Artilerist), Wilma had a fleet of spinning gyros instead. It'd probably take a little reflavouring but I think she could have her Steel Defender be this swarm of bird-like constructs that fuck a bitch up. And for the College of Creation part, I mean... It's the Bard subclass all about having a Song in your heart and that Song being one of the most ancient and powerful magic of all. If that's not Wilma Thistlespring to a T then I don't know what is. Also, btw, I'd love for her to be played by Elaine Lee because, if I remember correctly, Brennan took inspiration for the Thistlesprings from his parents!

Next is Mom of the Year, Sklonda Gukgak, who is obviously a straight-up Inquisitive Rogue, just like her son! This one is one of the more obvious picks for her and one of the only ones really. None of the other Rogue subclasses fit quite right while still making sense for her character. Like, maaaybe she could be a Mastermind Rogue, but I think it's a stretch. And it's the only subclass that she could conceivably get to a high enough level without her being a straight-up adventurer. I honestly think it'd be so funny to watch her get pulled into an adventure. Because I think she's a lot like Carameldina and Steel in the way of absolutely hating that they live in a DnD world, but instead of being utterly baffled by why her son is acting like an adventurer, she knows. She knows she lives in a world where adventures happen and the Call to Adventurer is a real phenomenon that wraps people up with Quest Fever. She's been trying to keep Riz from it ever since Pok died. So getting to watch her finally get the Call herself would be fantastic.

Sandra Lynn Faeth, the messiest bench ever, is next up and she's pretty straightforward, just like Sklonda. She's a Beast Master Ranger and that's all she wrote! Obviously, most of the fun of watching Sandra Lynn take center stage would be in witnessing her past come back to haunt her and seeing how she deals with it. The most glaring plot hook for a Bad Moms season (as long as they don't do it in Junior Year) would be her serving justice to the older adventurer creep who got her blacklisted from adventuring! I want her to kick ass, take names, and call Jawbone whenever she wants to make out with someone because she's still too anxious to do it impromptu even though they've talked about it!

Second to last, we've got Cathilda Ceili!!! Fight me if you think she doesn't count as a Bad Mom!!! She does!! She and Roz are picking up the slack that fucking Arianwen and Donna are dropping, okay? Okay. Now, while her being a Swashbuckler Rogue is a given. What else was she going to be? I'm also kinda leaning towards her multiclassing into Banneret Fighter, is that crazy? It's just that it feels that she'd also have some support mechanics in her roster (like Rallying Cry) and having Action Surge and Second Wind could tie why her work ethic is so tireless. Plus, as a Fighter, she'd fit in with the rest of the Seacasters! Listen, i want to see Cathilda let loose for once. And I feel like the other Bad Moms could get her there.

Finally! Roslyn "Roz" Fukumoto! She's such a wild card because we literally know nothing about her, but I think it'd be fun to include her in a Bad Moms season. Getting to know another Aguefort Alumni like Sandra Lynn and learning about what life is like outside of Elmville in another small town in Solace. I don't know if there'd be any tension between her and Wilma, (mostly because Wilma's such a sweetie) but getting to see their dynamic would be a treat. Now, for what class she could be. Another spellcaster would round out the party nicely, leaning more toward like a Warlock or even a half-caster, like a Paladin. But if she'd had to be a martial, a Fantasy High hasn't had a Monk PC yet and they are always a joy to watch.

Whew! That's about it for the Bad Moms class wise. It's such a pipe dream but it'd be such a joy to watch a group of older women play DnD as this badass team of Moms. I hope this satisfies your curiosity, @deconstructthesoup!!

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #hallariel seacaster #wilma thistlespring #sandra lynn faeth #sklonda gukgak #cathilda ceili #roz fukumoto #The Bad Moms #this was hella rambly #i hope this was coherent!! #this is my first ask on this blog!! #thank you so much for this

[jellifishies]

As much as I would love to make fun of Diego for actually believing Stan was his child even though 1. Stan's clearly white, 2. He was raised by Lila yet has no British accent, and 3. Lila claims it's been 12 yrs yet she hasn't aged a day. I also completely fell for it so I guess we're both clowns 🤡

#my mom: is that rlly diego's kid cuz he's hella white #me: eh genetics are weird #tua spoilers #the umbrella academy #tua s3 spoilers #diego hargreeves

[girluimfailing]

I kinda trust some Damian fans less with Talia cuz I know some of yall gonna do the same shit Tim fans do w Damian: act like you like the poc character just so it seems woke but just use them as a plot device to fuel ur fav's angst. I KNOW I ain't catching yall making her beg Damian for forgiveness. 👎

#free my girl #STOP 😭 #talia al ghul #yes shes not a good mom but get out w that I know yalls real intentions 🥱 #yeah their relationship would be hella complicated but hes still gonna love her a lot more than the other batfamily 🥱

[leounderseas]

Rant I had with my friend that I thought was important since I'm on Tumblr and I can be more open with my opinions than in other places

#if youre curious #my marge headcanon is that hes 26 #30 at MOST #hes young and stupid i feel like that is very very relevant to his character writing and it would be so different if he was in his 40s #or something #he also fled from his clan at like #14 #so hes been doing shit on his own by himself for 12 years now IN MY HEAD #with no parental guidance #this guy has hella mommy issues #also i have to specify #please don't kill me #i know tumblr isnt as hostile to headcanons and opinions than twitter or instagram but please have mercy #i have a family #its 3 cats and two dogs and my mom #royal margarine cookie #cookie run kingdom #crk

[fish-bowl-2]

Ok so something that always stood out to me in "A Case of Ed" is Double Dee having Eddy's spare house keys.

On one hand, it could just be one of those keys that are swept under a doormat or kept under a flowerpot or something, but it has a key chain. Feels more like something someone would carry around.

This is a long-winded way to say that I like to think that the spare keys were given to Edd, probably by Eddy's parents. Maybe during dinner Eddy mentioned in passing Double Dee's parents "never being home", which caused his mom to go into an uproar and insist he give Edd keys to their home "just in case".

#eddy probably would be hella embarrassed to even give them to edd but he does it #this is all edging on headcanon territory ig #but I don't think eddy's parents (especially his mom) have very good opinions about edd's parents #hell probably some of the other families in the cul de sac are iffy about them #suburban gossip is VAPID #anyway I think edd having keys to eddy's house is kind of sweet considering everything and I am thinking about that instead of doing hw #eene #squack #headcanons

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Fred Durst & his cute painted black nails🖤💅🏻🖤

#idc if it's nail polish or a sharpie... it's hella cute #like the man already has hands hands. this just brought them to a WHOLE. NUH-THA. LEVEL. #he needed to paint them more often in my very humble opinion #Fred to his mom Anita: “IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!” #Fred Durst #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Freddy D #The Chocolate Starfish is My Man Fred Durst #On my Freddy D bullshit for Fred Durst Friday #down the rabbit hole

[daintydoilypon]

How are you feeling today?

It's a "WELP" kinda day, or week I should say. MiL's am I right?

#tmi tuesday #Silo's mom touched my stuff and moved it while I wasnt home and I feel hella violated

[therealblessedaffliction]

Felix being as sparkling as the sunlight and tasting a sugary strawberry treat on a skewer. (I swear this reads like a field mouse's diary, but it's his Japan vlog)

#felix from stray kids #felix skz #stray kids felix #japan vlog #lixie is so cute #barefaced felix is god tier pretty #he wrecks me so much #my mom was watching this and she was like this child has hella filler in his lips #no he doesn't he is just naturally juicy and biteable #big iubi

[murasaki-cha]

My mom has told me that she named me after one of her favorite fictional book characters. The thing is that character dies in the end (thanks mom…)

So I have decided to continue the tradition and shall name my firstborn the name of my favorite fictional book character that is dead.

Tho it’s gonna be a bit hard to convince my future partner to name our child Cale Henituse’s Slacker Life

#i have so many stories about my name you have no idea #most of them hella embarrassing #again thanks mom… #and no my name is not actually Murasaki who also happens to be a fictional character that dies in the end surprisingly that’s a coincidence #tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse