sorry but crime stories are only valid when they star…Him.
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if there's one thing about classic literary detectives it's that they are not conventionally attractive. doyle told sidney paget to stop drawing holmes so pretty. christie was like "let me introduce you to this short pudgy balding man who is retirement age and i hate him." sayers compares wimsey to maggots on literally the FIRST PAGE
i love it. i love them. stop casting hot people in these roles. we need our detectives to be Charmingly Weird-Looking
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After studying three of the greats — Holmes, Poirot, Columbo — I have determined that in order to be a popular fictional detective you MUST be autistic you MUST be a nosy bitch and you MUST have a boybestfriend to bounce your theories off of.
‘But op, what about Columbo? Columbo doesn’t have a boybestfriend!’ You fools. His boybestfriend is the murderer.
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I will be honest, I had totally forgotten that a few years ago, Andrew Tate had mocked anime fans.
So basically what I'm saying is I am enjoying this WAY more than I should but I'm 45 years old today and I have fewer fucks to give.
Oh but wait...this gets better...
The above pic is even funnier if you have already seen "Glass Onion"
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OTHER THAN BATMAN AND SHERLOCK
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Rowena Drake's Venetian Palazzo | A Haunting In Venice (2023)
Photos: Rob Youngson
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