#Here's my second babe

[littlemizzlinguistics]

It’s very kind of people I speak other languages with to assume that my slow comprehension and endless requests for repetition are as a result of us not speaking my first language, when in reality, my auditory processing is just complete shit.

#linguistics #second language problems #I mean it’s definitely harder in my non-native languages to understand what people are saying #but it’s not fucking easy in my L1 either lmao #people are confused because I can see them thinking #‘oh they speak so well so surely they’re very proficient’ #‘and yet they don’t understand what I’m saying?’ #auditory processing disorder #auditory processing issues #adhd #neurodivergent #your local autistic linguist here! #*stares blankly at someone else speaking as I try to make my brain translate their mouth sounds into words* #I’m an English teacher and sometimes my students are like ‘my goal is to watch English shows without subtitles!’ #and I’m like ‘babe *I* can’t even do that and it’s my native language’ XD

[moeblob]

I met people I knew only online for the first time irl last night and I'm still extremely exhausted cause I am not a social person so here. Take an OC.

Katale (Kitty) is wonderful and I love her and she's a criminal and that's fine. She likes to look cute and so whenever I see a really cute outfit in public with a specific vibe, I'm like "Kitty would love that". So here. Please. Please know that I saw this very pretty woman jogging with her hair pulled back, running shorts, and the CUTEST top with a little scarf from the same fabric tied and wow. It was. So wonderful, please have a wonderful day @ the lady I saw jogging yesterday.

#my characters #kitty is so funny to me cause she is absolutely used to a life of crime #shes second in command in a huge group because she actually forfeited the top command spot to her future boyfriend #and now they are exes and besties and she just really likes their criminal crew #and then she adopts a lil agent guy bc hes like a puppy and she is like listen that is my son now you cant hurt him #ANY OF YOU TRY TO HURT MY SON I HURT YOU including you rud my beloved ex current boss #and hes just like okay #and then they become a very weird messed up family of two crime bosses and a good boy #but anyway kitty is the glue that holds everything together and she commits crimes on the side of being nice #like oh sorry im late to get here i had to kill a man #but its also her getting phone calls from rud telling her sorry babe cant show up im a bit gross #and shes like oh yeah dude i get it sometimes blood just doesnt wanna hide :c ttyl smooches ily #anyway she deserves to have cute outfits and no one is gonna tell her otherwise #ALSO for those who dont know and might care shes a weeb she watches so much anime #she just ..... really likes anime and makes rud watch some shows with her during and after dating #he just goes along with it no complaints and he doesnt understand all the appeal #but it makes kitty happy so hes happy

[luckynumberthreed]

The Duality of Man

#the second pic is from like 3 years ago at my last job #i was SERVING while serving #the other pic is from the other day its the first selfie ive taken in actual months #hows everyone been? #I'm quitting my job soon! #and moving to a different state!! #im so ready to get out of here #anyways!!! i love you guys!! #youre all babes!!! #gay #me #selfie #gayman #gay men #gay selfie #beep beep boop

[ghost-of-you]

x

#5sos #lh #stage 5sos #tmh tour #flashing tw #my edit #5sosedit #hey yali come here a second baby #also you say something stupid once and then your being tested for the rest of your life #luke hemmings let me breathe challenge #hey babe you need a dog? i can bark #im on my knees #im gonna stop talking before this starts getting inappropriate #5 seconds of summer #luke hemmings

[cupiidzbow]

AUGHHHHHH IM GONNA SOUND SO LAME FOR THIS . going down the list and thinking what silly lil nicknames they’d give me ……….

#im so fond of honey i would call everyone or a shortened version of their name im very simple but I love it …. #banjo likes shortening my name too cannot go wrong with calling me fred . or fred-fred or smth … #he also has the southern thing going on so I think he would call me pumpkin too.. something sweeter than just my name #i thought abt that and I had to put my head in my hands for a second goodness gracious . #funky loves calling me sweetness or sweetheart. he uses babe for simplicity too … #he’s the type to be so used to call me by nicknames I know things are serious when he doesn’t use them… #tom also uses sweetheart like heheheeheeee that’s meeeee 🥹🥹🥹 #ok im not going to say everyone we’ll be here all day but ough ( sick in the head ) #txt #🐻🍯🪕 #🦍🏄‍♂️🌊 #💰🦝🍃

[vampiromano]

(You could do this forever!)

okay suddenly the Siffrin is the King theory is making a lot more sense than it previously did

#sigh #isat siffrin #isat spoilers #isat #just finished my…second? battle with the king in act 3 #it's proving interesting. if a bit frustrating that Siffrin is being so purposefully dense abt the island!!!!!!!! #like babe you gotta face it!!!!!! please!!!!!!! i am going insane here!!!!!! we're exactly 30 loops in darling please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyway on to talk to loop and get another flower for the king

[im-still-watching-anime]

whyyy do some people flirt by treating you like a child

#what do you MEAN you were flirting when you said that to me #it was condescending babe!!! #hello naruto blog im here to complain about Dating™️ #i hate it and no one should do it #i KNOW a lot of flirting is being really nice to each other or sweet etc #but i just REALLY hate when people go too hard and verge into the babying territory #like i KNOW what you’re going for and i’m TRYING to be understanding and patient #but girl please CHILL #and treat me like an actual human adult for two seconds because good lord #i thought i already made it clear i wasn’t interested too but!! she keeps going!! #like why!! #pls leave me alone!!! #ughhhhhh #sorry #i am just Very Tired of this #and people being condescending or babying me just really gets on my nerves even when it’s not with bad intentions #flirting BAD sometimes #life junk #venting

[boydykepdf]

was so overjoyed abt having local dykes in my area again that i forgot the epic highs + lows of trying 2 get dykes 2 be normal over text…

#literally killlinggggg me this dyke was like #before we go on a second date u should know i just want sex… #+ i was like damn that’s crazy i also just want sex… #they were like omg amazing that’s great #+ i was like yeah so do u wanna just come 2 my apartment then #suddenly it’s radio silence + then oh today might work for me + then oh nvm sorry i can’t like #HELLO???? #so i’m like k just lmk if u wanna meet up this week then…. #MORE RADIO SILENCE #they already know i’m out of town this weekend like….babe clocks ticking im getting ready 2 consider u a lost cause… #twin was like ‘maybe they’re nervous’ WHY. that’s so annoying if u wanna hook up just come here like what’s the issue… #anyway. got another dyke offering 2 show me around the city now so maybe all hope is not lost….

[saltpepperbeard]

you're gonna stab me in the back in front of me???

#Answered #blakbonnet #i messed up #i messed all of this up 😔 #...JSDLKSJDKLS babe pls forgive PLS FORGIVE #LOVE YOU WITH MY WHOLE HEART I'M SORRY 😭 #also i'm dying i forgot for a SPLIT second that that was a stede quote #and was sitting here like 'why does that Ring A Bell why do i Know That' #like shdkjshldk ET TU JODI???

[hearth4days]

Born to make stimboards to relax, forced to credit people who didn't even make the videos if I don't want to get cancelled

#hearth's mantle breakdowns #I think this is why I can't keep up with my Stim Blogs tm the community is nuts #''the gif makers work so hard'' babe I am a gif maker it takes me 2 seconds #so then if I want to make a cute relaxing thing it takes an hour instead of 5 minutes #what if I am here to chill

[skiitter]

Phantom Liberty ending is so fucking inline with the game I can’t be upset but also: with my whole chest, fuck Songbird.

#cyberpunk 2077 #phantom liberty #phantom liberty spoilers #cyberpunk 2077 spoilers #IF SHE HAD JUST FUCKING TOLD ME IN THE FIRST PLACE I STILL WOULD HAVE SAVED HER #like bestie I am so obviously here to make sure you don’t die and to betray me at the last second??? #lol enjoy NUSA prison babe #I just am so annoyed #it wasn’t that surprising but just the fucking fact that V says repeatedly I’m here to help you not necessarily myself too and she just #doesn’t fucking say anything??? #by that point I’d been one woman armying my fucking way through NUSA goons for two hours #they can have her tbh

[bitch-exe]

……. hey……… how y’all doin…….

#is this thing still on #sorry for abandoning you bitch dash exe dot tumblr dot com #twitter exploded so now i’m like a cheating husband crawling back to his wife begging for a second chance #i’ve been on my stranger things and steddie shit so if you’re an old school mutual here from the before times #what’s good #anyways yeah hi i did miss this rambling in the tags thing #very abby core feature #also pinning this for a bit for the twitter babes to see don’t worry about it #k that’s all though bye #abby shut up

[jrueships]

angelic

#the church stained glass window panel ass lighting!! #hellooo?? my GIRLFRIEND my GORL my BABY my BABE #why is he grabbing us tho #get those grippers away from me sir #the loose yet semi fitting sleeveless shirt #his sauce bra #here he is again hanging with the two same people i dont know #im actually gonna be worried if one day they stopped showing up with him theyre just funny to note #simple yet clean neckpiece! looks so good on him!!! #i too would be taking photos of maxey any moment possible! look at him!!! #so pretty! #the blue lighting on the shirt i would like to live in it!! #fuzzy legs <3 #maxey #second pic would go even harder if no goatee idk why tho

[heymrspatel]

um hey, hi. just a reminder that almost all of my tags are jokes. ok? yea? like 85% jokes. 10% simping. 5% vulnerability. alright? cool cool.

#hi angry anon in my inbox - i am not publishing your ask. #i am here because i LOVE ian and mickey. probably to a fault. i am sensitive to their history and would defend them til the end. #i would be interested to know how you found me? have you been following me? or are you new? #in any case i simply will not post the barrage of wrong takes you had on me or that one SINGLE joke tag. #damn babe a single 10 second scroll through my blog would've shown you i did not mean that the way you took it #breathe in. hold. breathe out. hope you have a good time zone.

[robo-dino-puppy]

climbing the dish

this one was tough, ngl. because you can’t glide yet, almost all points of the invisible wall in front of this dish are too tall to safely get over without splatting yourself on the other side. almost all... except one! there’s a biiiiiig tree right in the middle of the wall, and if you aim just right you can land on one of the upper branches (pic #2) after clearing the top of the wall. from there you can (heal yourself first and then) jump to another tree’s branch, and from there you can fall/use that tree’s trunk and the weapon wheel slowdown to make it to the ground without dying.

if you don’t go too far past the base of the dish (pic #3), the game won’t reload you.

(this is some out of bounds exploration using the infinite jump glitch in patch 1.18! I talk about it more in this post if you’re interested)

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #aloy #hfw out of bounds #climbing this dish was my second biggest dream #after climbing the shuttle #never give up on your dreams babes #pretty sure i died getting down tho #really wish we had the shieldwing here lol #thank u jump glitch #out of bounds exploration #hfw prologue #far zenith launch facility