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aballadforbarbatos · 1 year

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inspired by a hetalia piece of mine i found yesterday. this is actually lowkey kinda long i didn’t mean to do that

mc eating solomon’s cooking

you are hungry.

you KNEW you shouldn’t have turned down satan’s offer of lunch at hell’s kitchen but you were so exhausted and you mistakenly thought there would be food in the kitchen

you should’ve known better. smh.

someone needs to go shopping because there is only a stick of butter and an identified plastic container with something purple inside

not you tho you’re dirt poor. flat broke, even. pockets empty, wallet lined with dust

your stomach growls. your eyes dart between the unidentifiable substance and the stick of butter. the idea of eating butter makes you physically gag, so you turn to the container

the container has a note with “solomon’s” attached to it, and then a bigger note in belphie’s handwriting next to it

why are you clarifying it’s yours. everyone knows. nobody is taking it. WHY IS IT IN OUR FRIDGE

you’ve never actually had solomon’s cooking before

yeah there was that dinner where the pair of you cooked different dishes from the human world, but everyone was voicing their disapproval before you could try it, so you just didn’t.

it IS solomon’s though, so you decide to have a little. just a little. he won’t even notice that someone’s been into it.

pulling the container out of the fridge, you scoop a little bit into a bowl. it’s not quite as watery as you expected- in fact, it reminds you a little of mud. a deep purple mud with stuff inside.

hey, this is capsicum (bell pepper)! where’d he get this from? okay, now you have to try it- finding such difficult ingredients must mean it’s worth eating, right? right???

do you heat it up or just eat it cold… you decide you’re in the mood for a hot meal and open the microwave, shoving the substance inside

(“uh actually the house of lamentation doesn’t have a microwave” if u don’t think they’d get one because mc mentioned it once in a conversation you’re severely wrong)

pulling it out and now it’s bubbling. but like the bubbles are so slow in popping the surface because of how thick the purple stuff is

you lift your spoon. are you having second thoughts? coward behaviour. truly a wimp. you can jump in front of lucifer on a rampage but you behave like this in front of food? cowering before what could vaguely be described as soup?

apprehensively, you put the spoon in your mouth and swallow. if you spit it out you might stain the carpet

“oh.”

a pause.

“oh, what the fuck?!”

this is GOOD.

you slurp down the rest, now rather mad. everyone else was going on about how it was the worst thing they’d ever had, and you’d just believed them?! you are NEVER making that mistake again,

you moan embarrassingly loud. thank god nobody else is left in the house because how would you explain to them that solomon’s cooking is so amazing that you are involuntarily making noises

if it was just one person, you’d think they were just lying so they could have more for themselves. but it was everyone, which is probably why you were so convinced in the first place

lesson learnt; demons and angels have weak tastebuds, because you’re going back to the kitchen for seconds.

as the microwave heats up the bowl, your D.D.D. buzzes. it’s lucifer asking about your activities- you tell him you’re having a snack before studying

he says he didn’t know there was any food left in the house

you decide to ignore this last message because the microwave beeps and you go back to scarfing it down, sating your stomach and silencing its growls

“shit.”

“he won’t even notice it’s been eaten,” - you, about half an hour ago

IT’S ALL GONE?? HOW HAVE YOU EATEN THE WHOLE THING AND NOT EVEN NOTICED??

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO SOLOMON??

well you ate it all, so the least you can do is clean it, you suppose…

later that night, when everyone is back, and someone has gone shopping, solomon comes sauntering through the door and opens the fridge

“wh- who ate my soup? did you guys feed my cooking to the rats again?”

satan doesn’t look up from his book. “yeah, like anyone would eat YOUR cooking.”

you sink a little into your chair, suddenly becoming very interested in devilgram

“mc might tolerate your petty little comments, satan, but none of that changes the fact that there is no soup in this container that i specifically put in here. look, belphie even wrote a note!”

mc might- you stifle a laugh as your favourite cat fan scowls. asmo and mammon are not quite as successful as you. belphie stirs from his sleep, and mumbles something like “get it out of our fridge…”

solomon sighs. “i’m not mad, i just wanna know. mc?”

you don’t answer. maybe he’ll move on? yes? yes?

“hellooo? mc?”

no. okay, out with the truth then

“i ate it! i’m sorry, solomon! i got really hungry and there was seriously like no food left in the house, so it was between a stick of butter and your cooking, and i thought i’d take a risk, and i only wanted a little bit but it was so good and i accidentally ate the whole thing-”

you can feel your eyes welling up with tears at the thought of solomon getting mad- or even worse, being disappointed- at you. you cross your fingers and hope that he forgives you,

you totally miss the horrified and disgusted looks from the brothers. even belphie has properly woken up at this point to stare at you in disbelief

“well, mc, if that isn’t one of the most romantic things i’ve ever been told,”

what.exe

container forgotten, he comes around to your spot on the couch. puts a hand on your cheek and just pretends the others are not there

staring into his eyes helps you to drown out mammon, who knows how he’s doing it

uses his thumb to brush away your tears, there’s a small smirk on his face but would he really be solomon without it

he kisses you quickly and gently

when i tell you. the room goes into absolute UPROAR

mammon rips him away from you, that boy is dragging him away to who knows where in the house. belphie and satan are following, you suspect solomon is going to be taught a lesson he won’t forget

“if i cook more for you, i can have more kisses, right?” he calls out- mammon’s frown grows deeper

“okay!” you call back, your cheeks warm and a giddy smile on your face that simply just won’t go away

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olympeline · 4 months

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Now my Hetalia passion has flared up again to early 2010s levels I’m feeling the itch to get back into writing fanfiction…which I really shouldn’t because I’m so bad at finishing things unless they’re one-shots 😂

EITHER WAY I’ve got an idea for a FrUK fic where Arthur’s magic gets so fed up with his centuries of endless tsundere posturing that it rebels against him and starts showering Francis with embarrassing affection. Because magically powerful but inept wizard Arthur is always fun and “character A is in denial about their love for character B, but it comes out through their magic anyway” is a trope I LOVE

It starts small. Arthur tries to hand Francis a pen and it poofs into a red rose when it touches Francis’s fingers. Arthur is flustered but manages to brush it off (Arthur’s Death By Mortification level: 5%)

After a brief scuffle over who gets the last chair with padding (“HAHA SUCK IT, ASSTOWN FRENCHY!!” - the former nation of Prussia) Francis tears his favorite silk shirt. He bemoans it to Arthur…only to find it’s suddenly fixed itself. Arthur denies all responsibility and says France just made a mistake as usual. France is adamant he didn’t (Arthur’s DBM level: 15%)

Francis, already one of the world’s prime gourmets, invites the G7 to dinner and his cooking jumps up another notch to stratosphere levels after Arthur takes his first bite. Everyone notices (Arthur’s DBM level: 30%)

Whenever Arthur visits France the country is blessed by mild winters, springs that would stun a poet, glorious summers, and radiant autumns. Meteorologists are baffled but no one is complaining! Except Arthur. The UK meanwhile suffers constant dark, glowering skies and sulky storms (Arthur’s DBM level: 50%)

Francis and Arthur stroll through the French countryside, Francis points out a historical excavation sight, and oh look what do you know: they just happen to pull out some ancient treasure that will be a crown jewel of the Lourve. Francis ecstatic (perhaps it was even something he lost centuries ago). Arthur quickly excuses himself and runs home (Arthur’s DBM level: 70%)

Pre-meeting, Arthur overhears Francis sighing that the Italy brothers are a shoe-in to take the world prize for best cheese this year (because that’s a real contest that France and Italy have an annual slap fight over) since the French cheese makers have had a bad year. Only oh no they actually haven’t! Seems there was a late entry that blew the judges socks off and gets France another gold. Francis is ecstatic again…and getting a little suspicious by this point. Arthur hides in a closet and wishes nations could know the sweet release of death (Arthur’s DBM level: 85%)

Francis brings up the Olympics at a World Conference and Romano, still sore over the cheese, loudly remarks that of course France will top the medal board with England “helping” so much with his “fucking Harry Potter wizard BS.” Suddenly all eyes on Arthur, France included. Kill him. Kill him now (Arthur’s DBM level: about 5 million)

Arthur when he gets home: STOP FUCKING DOING THESE THINGS FUCK YOU

Arthur’s magic: Nah fuck you, man *Flips him off twice and gives Paris another tourism boost*

#Hetalia #fruk #my posts #fruk fanfiction #or at least a plan for one #fruk is so good #love me loads of hetalia ships but fruk takes gold #like france’s cheese lol #aph england #aph france

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shini--chan · 1 year

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Hey! Just want to start this off by saying that your blog is amazing! So a couple of years ago I had this medical emergency that caused a cist on my ovary to rupture, the symptoms were similar to appendicitis with high fever, dry heaving and rapid dehydration. How would America, England, Germany and Spain react to their s/o falling so ill, that they would need immediate medical attention? Especially if they let it get to a point where s/o passes out due to the stress and pain.

Sheesh, I hope you had a good recovery and are doing well at the moment. Also – Thank you ;P

Yandere Hetalia – Plaster on a gunshot wound

America

Alfred would be very lassie-faire towards the whole situation. If questioned, then he would simply responded that he was seen his sh!t and that what would be happening at the moment is tame in comparison to stuff that he already expertised. He would provide first-aid himself – determined to have as few people involved as possible because he would want to be seen as your hero. Other people preforming heroism would only scratch at his ego.

However it would quickly turn out that it would be best not to trust Alfred in medical emergencies, especially when it concerns somebody that he is so heavily attached to. He would start fumbling, snapping at everybody around him, and it would take a lot of talking to make him back-off and let the professionals do their job.

There would be the danger that he would inflict permanent damage, or even jeopardise your life – that is how much he would want to be the one to save you. That is how much he would balk at the idea of letting anybody close to you.

England

Like his son, he would be prideful and want to do all the work himself. Unlike Alfred, Arthur would be pragmatic enough to let professional people step in. In Arthur’s case, he wouldn’t do things by halves – either he would take full responsibility for your care, or he would contact an acquaintance to tend to you.

You were breathing shallowly, skin light green. Arthur checked you in the rear mirror every couple of seconds, his brow furrowing in frustration. If anything, this whole situation annoyed him more than causing him to panic. In hindsight, he had been too callous in his punishment of you. He shouldn’t have deprived you of water for so long. Yet he also blamed you – this all could have been avoided if you hadn’t made him so irate by spitting into his tea.

Sighing, he fished his phone out of the side compartment and scrolled through his contact list. Staring at his phone while driving was mighty irresponsible, however, if anybody ever chided him on that, he would just snap back that he had been driving cars since they were invented, and if anybody knew how to drive while distracted, it would be him.

Finally finding the contact he need, he called, pressing the phone against his ear. While striving to be up-to-date with cutting edge technology, he still couldn’t really befriend the speaker system. Besides, he didn’t want to wake you up.

“Hello Mr Kirkland, what can I do for you?”

“Alberton! Now I would normally love to do some chit-chat with you before going to the meat of the issue but this is an emergency. I have a very dehydrated youngster on the backseat, passed out even.”

“Alright, I’ll prepare a room.”

“That’s a lad. I’ll be there in a jiffy.”

The person, he would take you too would be a medical professional in Arthur’s trust, discreet so that the treatment wouldn't show up in any records, not the sort to ask any questions or to help you.

Germany

In your case, it would most likely due to an illness and accident, since Ludwig wouldn’t lay a hand on you. If anything, it would take a lot to provoke his wrath. That is of course, if we are talking about post-1945 Ludwig. The pre-1945 Ludwig would be a different story where we won’t go into further detail in this post.

Would be take care of you to the best of his ability before the incident, making sure you eat healthy and get a lot of exercise. If he wouldn’t have to take you to a hospital, then he would just call a house doctor and have you treated at his house. If that wouldn’t be the case, then he would drive you to a private hospital, and pay a handsome sum to have you treated and to ensure their silence.

This could be your chance to escape, and should the hospital staff not buy into his tall tales, they could even help you escape. Though Ludwig would be there as well, and if allowed, he would request to sleep in the same room as you.

Spain

His first reaction would be to have ten seconds of panic and then go to business. He would ring up one of his friends to bring a van with medical equipment and have you treated at his place. If the medical stuff wouldn’t fit into the living space, then you would be shoved into the van. Being immortal, he would know that his view of humans is skewed and that he would just end up doing something wrong if he would take the matter in his own hands.

During your recovery he would dote on you and also take the opportunity to illustrate this as a reason that you need him. Antonio would tell you stories of people that died alone and were eaten by their pets. And of people that died alone and were only discovered by the stench the emitted. What would you have done if it weren’t for him?

If the both of you weren’t living in the city already, then he would move to the city. That way, if something were to occur again, he would be close to help. Of course, that is only if you were to behave.

#yandere hetalia #yandere america #yandere england #yandere spain #yandere germany #x reader #yandere hetalia x reader

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irrelevant-reblogging · 4 months

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A break in routine

From: aphsg

To: @netherzon , for @hws-anthology's secret santa event

Relationship: America/Germany (Hetalia)

Characters: America, Germany, North Italy, South Italy

Word count: 4.6k, 1/1 Chapter

Rating: Teens & Up Audience

Additional tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Office boss Germany, Café assistant manager America, America is fluent with languages, America studies culture and linguistics, Established Relationship, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Light Angst, but it’s because they’re idiots in love, Symbolism, Alfred is the sun and Ludwig is the world, Home, Kissing, Lots of kissing, Germany is a Menace, the Italy brothers are so done, Relationship Study, secret santa gift

Summary:

Perhaps Ludwig has gotten too used to such marital bliss; too comfortable with the little changes that are invisible yet whole, a carp that acclimates from the wild to a cushy pond without a blink of the eye. Perhaps, that is why he’s in his current state: Perplexed, staring after Alfred’s leaving figure. From the doorway, he watches Alfred laughing into the phone and shutting the bedroom door. He tries to shake it off. Ludwig’s hand instead absent-mindedly cups at his cheek as if to compensate for a sensation that isn’t there. He shouldn’t be bothered by this. It’s something small, miniscule even. Most wouldn’t notice it, that break in routine.

or, the fic where ludwig is grumpy at work because alfred his husband didn’t kiss him goodbye

A/N: I haven't given this ship much thought before, but I really enjoyed writing this and exploring them!! Thank you for giving me this opportunity, and for also being the first work published on my Ao3 :D

#aph #hws #hetalia #gerame #aph germany #aph america #hws germany #hws america #fanfiction #secret santa

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the-ravenclaw-werewolf · 11 months

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I would love see that! Tho I imagine some of the more dangerous ones are more far away. Tho like is villain organization also a part of this? Because I think it be interesting to see how some of them will reaction to how the other run. For example Shigaraki actually give the League of Villains more freedom and does treat them with respect. But someone like Muzan who is a control freak over Twelve Kizuki and willing to kill them off.

It would be interesting to see different teams of antagonists interact with each other. From arguing over their ideologies to trying to defend themselves (if they do at all) with their motives/backstory(s). Not the mentions the fights, like the Twelve Kizuki vs the League of Villains. (i.e. Toga vs Daiki or Dabi vs Doma)

Disclaimer:

However I, at first, tried to bring more than one villain from the same show since not all of these here are real antagonists, but then it would make watching these other shows pointless. And there will end up being more characters to keep track of. So I, and Entity, apologize in advance to all the normal people in this list.

(But whoever picks this up, it's up to them to do just 40 antagonists or pick just a few or more.)

(And remember, ALL of this is also subject to change since this just a bunch of ideas FUNINTHEEYEOFMADNESS and I came up together on the spot.)

🚨 THIS IS ALSO ANYONE'S MINOR SPOILER WARNING JUST IN CASE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! 🚨

Title:

The Antagonist’s Role (Some Conventional)

or something else (In the title I’m trying to convey that these people are the antagonist to the protagonist, but some only fill in that role because of convention).

Synopsis:

Spin-off fic, (non-canon), where the Entity is feeling vindictive against the antagonists of the 40's stories, so it makes another dimension kidnaps the antagonists of the 40. It doesn’t want to take those who are innocent, but there will be an imbalance to the universes if it tries to take more than one from the same dimension, (excluding the 40).

Just like MCS (WE), it will be a reaction fic to their respective stories. However, since Entity wants to rub salt into the wound, the antagonist will also be reacting to what is happening with the 40 cast, showing that they are growing, healing, and all around just doing better than they are.

Characters:

Now some characters are obvious, but others are just antagonists by convention:

Cowboy Bebop: Vicious

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Ozai

Legend of Korra: Amon OR Unalaq OR Zaheer OR Kuvira

Ouran Highschool Host Club: Benio "Benibara" Amakusa (Everything about this woman wants to make me pull out my own hair!)

Death Note: Light Yagami

Black Butler: The Undertaker

Hetalia: Belarus (Listen… if RUSSIA is scared of her, then you need to run for the hills!)

Fullmetal Alchemist: Father

Blue Exorcist: Satan

Hunter x Hunter: Hisoka Morrow OR Chrollo Lucilfer OR Meruem

Kuroko’s Basketball: Daiki Aomine OR Seijūrō Akashi OR Makoto Hanamiya

Attack on Titan: Zeke Yeager

Danganronpa: Junko Enoshima

Free!: Rin Matsuoka (I know I shouldn’t do this to him, but he was an antagonist during the beginning.) OR Hiyori Tono (I still hate him for what he said to Haru!)

Kill la Kill: Ragyō Kiryūin

Haikyuu: Oikawa Tooru (I am not dissing him, I love his character! But he was the antagonist to beat.)

Assassination Classroom: The Reaper

Food Wars!: Azami Nakiri

One Punch Man: Garou

Erased: Gaku Yashiro

My Hero Academia: All for One OR Shigaraki

Mob Psycho 100: Toichiro Suzuki

Yuri on Ice: Jean-Jacques Leroy (I don’t hate him, but like some of the others, he is pretty much antagonistic to the cast of YOI.)

Kiss Him, Not Me: Takeru Mitsuboshi

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K: Kusuke Saiki

Miss Kobayashi Dragon Maid: Jida/Jii

The Royal Tutor: Ernst Rosenberg

Kakegurui: Kirari Momobami

Cells at Work: Cancer Cell

The Promised Neverland: Isabella OR Peter Ratri

Love is War: Oko Shinomiya

Fruits Basket: Akito Sohma

Demon Slayer: Muzan

Dr. Stone: The Whyman

Given: Ayano Kasai (I know she is not an antagonist, but she was a little antagonistic.)

Beastars: Melon

Welcome to Demon School Iruma Kun: Ami Kirio OR Baal

Toilet Bound Hanako-kun: Yugi Tsukasa

Jujutsu Kaisen: Sukuna OR Geto

SK8 the Infinity: Ainosuke Shindo/ADAM

Setting:

Instead of a mansion, the Entity makes a prison for them to stay in. There are three levels of the prison:

Level 1: Misplaced

These are characters where they go up against one of the 40/interact with them, but it doesn’t mean they are evil or mean, they just happened to be the antagonists of one of the 40’s stories. They are given actual rooms, their own bathrooms, good meals plus desserts, good clothes, and misc. items to entertain themselves. (Plus their own kitchen, gym, craft room, etc.)

(This will house:

Oikawa Tooru

Jean-Jacques Leroy

Ayano Kasai)

Level 2: Disciplined

It’s almost the same as Level 1 except they are the bad guys of their stories but they actually have shot at redemption. They will have their own room, but only with the bare necessities. They are still served food, but any desserts, misc. items, or any kind of reward will only be given if they actually work to redeem themselves.

(This will house:

Benio "Benibara" Amakusa

Belarus

Daiki Aomine OR Seijūrō Akashi OR Makoto Hanamiya

Rin Matsuoka OR Hiyori Tono

Garou

Takeru Mitsuboshi

Kusuke Saiki

Ernst Rosenberg

Kirari Momobami

Cancer Cell

Isabella (If you choose her)

Oko Shinomiya

The Whyman)

Level 3: DETAIN

There are the worst of the worse, monsters, villains, you name it. They will basically be treated like prisoners for their stay. All of them wear collars that not only block their powers but will shock them if they attempt to do anything remotely evil, violent, etc.

(This will house:

Vicious

Ozai

Amon OR Unalaq OR Zaheer OR Kuvira

Light Yagami

The Undertaker

Father

Satan

Hisoka Morrow OR Chrollo Lucilfer OR Meruem

Zeke Yeager

Junko Enoshima

Ragyō Kiryūin

The Reaper

Azami Nakiri

Gaku Yashiro

All for One OR Shigaraki

Toichiro Suzuki

Jida/Jii

Peter Ratri (If you choose him)

Akito Sohma

Muzan

Melon

Ami Kirio OR Baal

Yugi Tsukasa

Sukuna OR Geto

Ainosuke Shindo/ADAM)

All levels are separated by another floor, with Level 3 in the basement to Level 1 at the top. There is around the clock monitoring thanks to Indigo and they are allowed outside, but Level 3 are the only ones who are scheduled with times and such.

The ground level is where they’ll be viewing what is going on with the 40. And the Entity is much more involved. FUNINTHEEYEOFMADNESS came up with the idea that to the people in Level 1 it would talk to the occupants like an empathic therapist. Level 2 is a no nonsense tough love overseer with the same empathy. And Level 3 is where the Entity will be the jail guard/jester/tormenter, pointing out their flaws, the pyrrhic victories and just rubbing it in. And, for the more arrogant of the prisoners, it will showcase their reality warping abilities to prove a point.

To quote FUNINTHEEYEOFMADNESS, "I would also imagine that for level's 2 and three the entity would make the prisoners do prison chores, but only to prove a point and make them build character. As any real chore can be solved by their reality warping effects."

The prison island would even be surrounded by an Eldritch Abomination to replace the ocean and act as a deterrent to kept them from trying to escape, (not that they could).

Something like this:

The Eldritch surrounding the island is obviously alive, but it reacts differently to the people coming outside. For Level 1, it will act similar to a puppy and all round just be playful and helpful to them. With Level 2 it will act indifferent, not choosing to intervene but will do so if necessary. But if someone from Level 3 steps outside without permission, it will go into berserk mode.

Ending:

Since this non-canon, it's kind of opened ended, but this what FUNINTHEEYEOFMADNESS and I came up with:

They will all have their memories erased OR only Level 3 will have their memories erased, (to which they will get back when they 💀) while Level 1 and those who redeemed themselves from Level 2 will keep their memories.

As to their connection to the 40, there are two scenarios:

1. Those who kept their memories while contact them when they get the chance and apologizes/helps the MCS (WE) cast with their adventures.

2. Somehow, someway, the 40 finds out what the Cloaked Figure is doing, those who have the unredeemable villains would see this a fitting punishment while those who have antagonists who are still redeemable or who are just antagonists by convention would ask if the Entity is insane. (And might even ask Entity to allow those of Level 1 to come back with them to the mansion and Level 2 once they’ve redeemed themselves.)

Reaction/Interaction Excerpts:

And of course, how can a can this be a reaction fic with some reactions?

To their stories/the 40:

To quote FUNINTHEEYEOFMADNESS again, "I would imagine they would either be downtrodden, guilty or seething in jealously. Another good point, since the 40 story is about hurt and comfort, the characters learning from each other and making themselves feel better, the villainous 40 would be judged by their peers and criticized. This can range from insults, being appalled by each other's actions or just rubbing it in each other in a sense of hypocritical moral superiority."

To each other:

Level 3 would have those arguing who had the better plan, motive, who had the harder protagonist to deal with etc. Basically an ego measuring contest. And the other levels would want to stay far away from them.

Level 2 would have them defending their case on why they did such actions, even though most of them won’t buy it, and some would actually engage in nice conversations. Level 3 would just call them pathetic while Level 1 would attempt to be friendly, as long as Level 2 cooperates.

Level 1 are just confused about why they are there and want to go home. Reactions to each other may vary, but they would be nice and comfort each other while allowing themselves to relax slightly since they are living much more luxuriously then they had been before. Level 3 and the stubborn half of Level 2 would be glaring at them while the redeemable half of Level 2 would be glad that they are in good living conditions.

How they would interact:

Level 3:

Ozai, Satan, Ragyō Kiryūin, Azami Nakiri, Toichiro Suzuki, and Akito Sohma would all be complaining to each other of how their bloodline/family members are such failures and how they would want to exact their revenge for going against them. They still don't get along, but they bond over that.

Light Yagami would keep trying to argue that he is not a villain, that he is a god, and all that nonsense, and it's usually Sukuna OR Geto, who yells at him to shut up and threatens to strangle him, shock collars be damn.

Yugi Tsukasa and Junko, somehow, bond over how much joy it bring them to see others in despair.

ADAM and Hisoka (if you chose him) would share in how they are looking for the most skilled/strongest, but when ADAM learn that Hisoka is a... ADAM would request a restraining order against him.

Amon OR Unalaq OR Zaheer OR Kuvira and Zeke Yeager would indulge in their own ideas of equality and freedom along with their radical methods of how to achieve such goals, (Light wouldn't be in this since he sees them as criminals and not himself, talk about hypocrite.)

With every interaction and banter Undertaker would just be shaking and crying with laughter as he finds all of this to be hilarious.

Level 2:

Benibara, Seijūrō Akashi (if you chose him), Kusuke Saiki, Kirari Momobami, and Oko Shinomiya would all be fighting for the leadership role in the group, and some of them are willing to draw blood to get it. (But it's Isabella, again if you chose her, who assumes the leadership role.)

Kusuke would actually try to study Cancer Cell while Garou would also be demanding to fight him to determine who is the strongest. This resulted in the two being threaten by Cancer Cell on a weekly, to daily, basis to stop.

The Whyman would just watch the humans being stupid.

Level 1:

All three of them get along, even though both Oikawa and JJ has egos the size of a house, (though these two would share in their woes of how they are the best and yet always fall short to someone else), and the three would comfort each other if need be. And JJ, who is the oldest in the group, would unconsciously take up the parental role.

Conclusion:

It the same premise as MCS (WE) except that this centered around the antagonists of the stories and most of them are either getting treated like the scumbags they are or are getting redeemed.

I'm not sure if FUNINTHEEYEOFMADNESS or if anyone else is going to actually write this, but if anyone does, or if they just what to keep bouncing around ideas, I'll happily lend a hand and or ear!

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bonkers-4-hatter · 2 months

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Anon asked: Hello may I request a matchup for Hetalia please? :) I’m a straight female and my name is Xiomara! I’m very shy, distant, quiet, and a little awkward. Basically a huge introvert at first. However, once I get to know you better or I at least see that you’re comfortable around me, I’ll get comfortable as well :) And once that happens, you could say I become slightly more extroverted. I get louder, laugh more, and am overall less shy, distant, quiet, and awkward. I’m also very sensitive and have tons of trouble speaking up for myself. When getting yelled at or just insulted, I try and act unbothered but I think everyone knows that I’m holding in my tears at that point… (it’s really embarrassing ok don’t judge 🫠) But one thing I can say is that I’m somewhat funny. When I feel comfortable around people or just someone, I usually let more witty and funny comments out. Hobbies I have are photography, gaming, golfing, bowling, board games, jigsaw puzzles, and listening to music! I mostly do these hobbies solo though since I’m either too scared or nervous to ask someone or even a friend to participate with me. My appearance usually consists of grey sweatpants, grey sweatshirt, and black boots— it’s usually my go to outfit since it’s pretty comfortable. At home, my hair is tied in a low ponytail. Outside however, my hair is let down. I let my hair down outside because I’m hella insecure about my side profile. I have a round face, curtain bangs, eye-bags, black hair, and really dark brown eyes :) some people say they look soulless but idk 🤷‍♀️ I think the only thing that’s preventing my eyes look completely soulless is the fact that I commonly express myself through reactions. I’m also 5’5 ft tall. I also tend to speak using a lot of “uh” or “um” because if usually when I don’t say those two words, I end up mixing up my words and my whole sentence just ends up sounding confusing 😬 Also, I smile at almost everything and anything. I’m one of those people where even in awkward, inappropriate, or tense situations— I’ll smile. It’s especially always common for me to smile when I’m nervous. Most people find this trait comical lol. But in situations where I shouldn’t be smiling but do, I never smile to upset people, I smile because I’m either extremely nervous or I just thought of something funny. Another trait I have that I’ve gotten called weird for is how often I laugh during the night rather than the day. I just feel like during the nights I remember more hilarious things than I usually do during the day. I also laugh really loud when I’m alone so I guess hearing loud laughter in the nighttime is in fact weird 🤥

Here you go hun! I hope you enjoy this matchup! You sound like a lovely person!

I match you with:

Alfred (America) from Hetalia:

He's fine with you being an introvert when ya'll first meet because it just gives him a chance to tell you about all the cool things he likes or what new show he's watching, honestly he'll tell you everything if you're willing to listen. Once you're comfortable with him, you guys are the funniest, loudest and happiest couple ever!

Has no issue speaking up for you if he needs to. Nobody will mess with you while he's around. Once of the few times he'll calm down and become serious is when he sees you need to cry, he can just tell. He'll be quiet and let you cry as much as you need to until you feel better.

Would be happing to bowl, do puzzles, game and anything else with you! As long as he's with you, that's all he needs. Date nights with ya'll consist of eating and doing different activities and he'll jazz it up a bit once in a while and suggest trying something new that both of you haven't done before.

Totally thinks your glasses and round face are adorable. He'll gush over how cute your face is and how much cuter your glasses make it. Also wants you to be comfy so you wearing your sweats is fine with him, heck, he'll get a matching pair to wear with you so you guys can twin it up.

Doesn't matter what time of day you laugh, he enjoys hearing you laugh and knowing what made you laugh. He'll sit and listen to the hilarious things you remembered at night and laugh along too.

#q #queue #que #matchup #matchups #APH #APH matchup #hetalia axis powers #hetalia #hetalia matchup #axis powers hetalia #axis powers hetalia matchup

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sometimecatsometimenot · 2 years

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🔆 Seljuk Sadık requested by @dreaminglightning 🔆

The story is, I searched for reference of Seljuk style clothing, saw cool costumes from a Turkish series, then later found a forum topic say” The cloths in the Turkish series are all inaccurate” and the topic also provide drawings of Seljuk clothing from, maybe, multiple history books. I searched for other references to make sure what I am gonna draw is not far from the fact. But later sat down thinking “These pictures surely have copyright… so if I use them as refs I shouldn’t just straightly copy from it. Better safe than sorry”

I end up mixing every feature I like to this young long hair boi 👀 [and, because I can’t even draw accurate pattern and calligraphy so I have to made them sketchy]

Also, I really like the fur cloth thing I see from the series’ costume even it may not a historically accurate piece so I add it here too! 🤣

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About Seljuk Sadık theory

consider the official Hetalia story from an age-old Hetalia Drama CD, which said Sadık knew Mama Greece before he fought her, it can be indicated that that is the time before he came to Anatolia, so it is very possible that Sadık is also a personification/soul of the Seljuk as well.

Recently, I have thought of a Headcanon theory about maybe the soul of nomadic nations were born and work differently from the soul of settled nations, because before the world decided to draw the border on the land and made them countries, the nomadic nations were not so rely on a place, they roamed, hunted and settled everywhere they could. They sometime did not even need an official capital for their empire. However, a major city is still require. But as the tribes moved, the major city was gradually changed from time to time.

So did the nomadic souls. They were not tie to a place and could follow their tribes everywhere. They may mainly be in the major city for a long while until it started to decline, that’s when they move for another land.

Sadık may used to be a nomadic soul that move with his tribe, he went from western Asia to Anatolia when the leading power within the nation was shift from the former to the the later, and decided to settled there in Constantinople.

Since his empire also tried to advance further into other regions such as Europe in the meantime, I assume he might not make a decision in the first place about where should be his final home. However, In the present days, as the borders are established, there are very less nomadic races and no nation can roam freely anymore, so everyone fully becomes a settled soul within the border, including him.

#hetalia #aph #hws #hetalia fanart #aph turkey #hws turkey #Aph türkiye #hws türkiye #historical hetalia

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asakikuweek2024 · 4 months

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Hi! Since one of the prompts (“Alliance”) is more historical in nature, can I just ask that people remember to be sensitive about any real historical events they choose to use or mention? And to be careful about lapsing into Western stereotypes of Asians in how they depict Kiku or any other Asian characters? I’m here with y'all because I think England-Japan history is interesting af to explore with hetalia, but it’s a fact that my country’s colonization by Japan occurred during the Anglo-Japanese Alliance and the Alliance actively enabled it: the Alliance was built on and about imperialism over Asia. So, there are some real events that occurred then that people really shouldn’t trivialize as ship material or misrepresent as a cute or romantic moment, if they’re gonna mention it. I think it's fine if things are explored seriously and respectfully otherwise as an example of complicated relationships between nations and appropriately recognizes the impact on those of us colonized by Japan or Britain.

I’m sorry if I sound like a downer, and normally it’s something I’d hope doesn’t need to be said. But as an Asian asakiku fan, there’ve previously been problems with inappropriate fandom behavior, concerning how non-Asians portray Asians or treated real histories of colonialism that still affect us in accessorizing ways, so I feel a need to express this. As for us, this is real and sensitive history we still live with the impact of. Thanks for listening & I hope you can understand where I'm coming from 💜

I think this is a reasonable thing to ask and keep in mind.

#asakikuweek2024 #ask to tag

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rosethreeart · 6 months

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Most of the blond Argentina (and Uruguay) designs come from an artist that made Latin Hetalia character designs. I don't remember the original artist, but I think they originally posted the designs on Twitter and gave blanket permission to use those characters. So many creators that stick to the Latin Hetalia subfandom usually pull from those designs. I agree that there should be more talk about why certain design choices were made especially for the reasons you mentioned. I'm only mentioning this for why some creators might be attached to certain designs for those characters.

Yeah I mean like I get that to an extent but it feels like it’s giving bandwagoning as an excuse you know?

Like one random persons character design shouldn’t be taken as like law or canon (not even mine!) and I feel like I lot people just kinda use it as an excuse to not really do any research and just reinforces the really negative stereotype about Argentina. A lot of culture and history from there gets ignored cause hahaha didn’t you know that’s where hiltler lives now hahaha

And like the argument of nostalgia and attachment can be given to anything but doesn’t really excuse or solve any issues associated with said thing.

If you can’t make a respectful interpretation let alone put any forethought into the one you use or do any research as to why they might look like that maybe you shouldn’t be creating for that character in the first place….

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hetaari · 5 months

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What is UP ragazzi and welcome to my channel today ill be rating all my published fics from worst to best; though I’ll have to separate completed fics from ones that are still unfinished, as I feel it’s unfair to compare them when they’re not done.

Also this is gonna be pretty long so buckle up.

Complete

#60: Your Name (Hetalia)

-this Sucks and I should never written this abomination. What the fuck was I on (I know what i was on. Too much Pavarotti and not enough sleep). Sloppy as hell, bit painful to read, and the pacing is shit. Christ almighty.

#59: Backstage (Hetalia)

-cringe. It’s the first fic I published on ao3 yes but that doesn’t mean I have positive feelings for it.

#58: The Proposal (Hetalia)

-This. This is quite cringe actually. I don’t know what to say here but god in heaven what was I thinking writing this unironically? At least I can tell I was having fun writing this but this is still Not That Great.

#57: “Tù eres mi media naranja.” (Hetalia)

-not very well executed. I know what I was going for but why does it feel so low effort? I tried, I really did, but I guess I didn’t try hard enough.

#56: Buon San Valentino except it’s Switzerland instead of Germany (Hetalia)

-didn’t age too well ngl but again, I can tell I really liked writing this so maybe I shouldn’t be too harsh, but still. The fact that I used “I” in spite of it being third-person narrated gives me hives.

#55: The Thumping (Hetalia)

-Edgar Allen Poe would choke me out for this one. Not in the good way.

#54: Hopeless Country of Love (Hetalia)

-I dunno man. I just. Don’t like this very much but I can’t quite explain why. It a good prompt, but better done by someone else for sure.

#53: The Boy From Venice (Hetalia)

-Quite plain, really, and I mean this negatively. Not much else to say.

#52: Colorful (Hetalia)

-not very remarkable, I don’t want to say it’s cringe but I don’t know, this embarrasses me a little bit.

#51: Bright (Hetalia)

-I could’ve done better on this one, it feels rushed, but also I feel like it would’ve been worse if it was longer.

#50: Paper Boat (Classicaloid)

-this could’ve gone somewhere. But it didn’t. Unremarkable, not in a good way.

#49: Dropping By (Hetalia)

-this was written as a birthday present for a comrade and I struggle to even grasp how they fucking accepted it. Geez.

#48: Misdiagnosis (Hetalia)

-could’ve gone somewhere with this one and it makes me sad. Good concept, not-as-good execution.

#47: Distrust (Hetalia)

-my first attempt at historical hetalia. Could’ve been better but it isn’t entirely bad. Also forever bitter that the event I wrote it for never took off.

#46: Fascination (Hetalia)

-written for a secret Santa. It’s pretty eh. Not my best work but definitely not the worst. I should’ve made Russia a little more violent and it just doesn’t hit as hard as I thought it did back then.

#45: “Within You, I Find God.” (Vocaloid)

-I know I literally published this like two days ago but. Yikes. I know where I wanted to go with this, I know what I wanted the vibe to be but it just didn’t turn out the way I hoped it would. It’s not terrible but I definitely could’ve done better, and I’m sad that I don’t like it as much as I thought I would. Perhaps it’ll grow on me, but for now, this is the place it’ll take :/

#44: Setting Up (Vocaloid)

-why does it feel so juvenile? Why does it look like I wrote this when I was 15? That’s not to say it’s bad, but the quality just feels a little off.

#43: Let Go (Hetalia)

-this one also feels like something I would’ve written in my mid-teens. I do like what I was going for though.

#42: Imaginary (Hetalia)

-a little lacking on the execution, but I like the concept. This one was definitely written when I was like 15-16 and hadn’t been edited too much before putting it on ao3. A product of its time for sure.

#41: A Happy End (Hetalia)

-i spent too much time reading scp articles and you can tell. I feel like i tried too hard on this one and i mean this in a bad way, but the end result isn’t completely terrible.

#40: Acceptance (Hetalia)

-slightly too melodramatic for my taste, but given that this is Sealand focused, and he is indeed quite extra, I shouldn’t be surprised it turned out that way.

#39: Bothered (Hetalia)

-relatable but ridiculous. Veneziano is too out of character here. Not bad in terms of everything else though. I still find the bit about him rolling off his bed and immediately rolling under it afterwards kind of funny.

#38: “Can’t Wait to see you again.” (Hetalia)

-I was insane to have written this. I was cringe and corny but I was free, it’s a remnant of one of the happiest times of my fucking life and I do cherish these quite a bit in spite of feeling quite embarrassed about their existence.

#37: To You, With Love (Hetalia)

-also cringe but do i regret it? Not a single bit! Hetalia has been a positive contribution to my life so I’m somewhat attached to these, even if I was a complete cornball to have even contemplated writing these.

#36: Baking (Hetalia)

-pretty on point for someone like Germany, writing style not too bad, not much else to say!

#35: A Chat About Us (Vocaloid)

-pretty okay, not much else to say here.

#34: The Handmade Chocolates I Received are まずい。(Hetalia)

-pretty good I guess. I think the tangent that Kiku went on in his head was my favorite part of this.

#33: Brown (Hetalia)

-there’s nothing really wrong with this one per se; however, I fucked up badly in the sense that my dumbass forgot that brown was the main color of the nazi regime (for context, this fic was about Germany), so had it not been for someone pointing it out and me having to then clarify that there was no political meaning behind my color choice and I didn’t do that on purpose, I definitely would’ve gotten burned at the stake for that and it still haunts me.

#32: Green (Hetalia)

-too obvious of a color choice for England but overall I’m satisfied with the way it turned out.

#31: My Wife, The Sea (Hetalia)

-many others have done this concept but I still like this one.

#30: Yellow (Hetalia)

-I’m glad I chose yellow for Russia. Red would’ve been too obvious and also. I don’t think red suits him that well anyway, so I wanted to go for a less harsh color.

#29: Pure White (Hetalia)

-I still love this one. I remember being really proud of it and I think I can see why.

#28: The Great Outdoors (Hetalia)

-written for a NA bros centric zine; pretty good. I like the way I had America and Canada interact, it felt real and interesting to me.

#27: Rain and Silence (Classicaloid)

-my first classicaloid fic; brief, but I liked it.

#26: Solitude Summer (Hetalia)

-written for a POC centered zine; I tried my hand at indophil, and honestly, it didn’t turn out too bad! Might write for them again someday.

#25: Marooned (Hetalia)

-meant as a continuation of 23.5. I’m glad I can still read this one and not cringe too much.

#24: Consumption (Hetalia)

-there’s a plot here but it still feels a little random at some bits. Everything else about it is fine though.

#23: Ill (Hetalia)

-I think this could be worth expanding. Tempting, but I should really leave this one be for now.

#22: The Hills Are Alive (Hetalia)

-I think this one is underrated actually. It’s still good, all things considered

#21: Apple Cinnamon and Earl Grey (Hetalia)

-this turned out better than I thought in retrospect, though I spent more time reading about soups than I did actually writing it.

#20: Dead Battlefield (Hetalia)

-I should consider writing turgre in another setting too. Not that there’s anything particularly wrong with this, I just think they should be happy with each other.

#19: Dead Weight (Hetalia)

-and to think that this came about after I watched a playthrough of a video game about rats (one of which was dead) stuck together at the tail. There’s no context about why they’re in that situation but. It’s all about the vibes here. And the symbolism. Also Romano’s thought that Veneziano got himself killed just to get away from him still gets me.

#18: Eyes Wide Closed (Hetalia)

-given how old this one is, it still fucks. I can’t explain why, but this one is still very good to me.

#17: Part of You (Classicaloid)

-I loved writing this man I just did. Maybe I’m biased bc of the cannibalism fantasies here but I had so much fun with this.

#16: Hurt (Hetalia)

-this one goes hard. I’m glad I looked at both of their feelings, I could’ve had Romano go absolutely buckwild on his brother but I didn’t, and I think it was the best choice in the end.

#15: Hey, Hey, Papa (Hetalia)

-Austria and Veneziano’s relationship is one I like to think about. Yeah, admittedly it tended to be pretty fucking unpleasant but Austria isn’t perfect. Neither of them are, actually, but Austria in particular i think kinda struggles with expressing certain things so he ends up coming off as judgmental. Veneziano, even though he may be aware of this, still can’t help but take Austria’s “judgment” at face value and still wants his approval nonetheless……

#14: Hey, Hey, Mamma (Hetalia)

-I also like the relationship between Veneziano and Hungary! After the death of his grandfather and being separated from his brother, he winds up with this new little family with a “mother” that cares for him and loves him <3

#13: Colorful (Vocaloid) [no you are not seeing things, I fucking forgot I had another fic with the same name lmao]

-I think it’s interesting how meiko has a more “natural” appearance compared to the other cryptonloids, who would not look out of place at a pride parade, but would make her look plain in comparison.

#12: The Very Beginning (of Something Great) (Vocaloid)

-I thought this was pretty good. Miku, who’s been surrounded by adults all this time, meets Rin who is a girl around her age and she just has to be her friend….epic.

#11: The Way It Started (Vocaloid)

-pretty much mirrors the one I wrote with Rin and Miku. I stand by my stance that Kaito is Not good at making friends without being awkward about it

#10: Closer (Hetalia)

--fun fact. This could’ve been porn. But I thought this idea was better. Now that’s what you call becoming one with someone.

#9: Sunset (Hetalia)

-this was also a birthday present for a comrade and I can actually understand why they accepted this one. It’s short, it’s sweet and just. Ugh it goes hard <3

#8: “Welcome Back.” (Hetalia)

-still immensely proud of this one, it’s my first born baby when it comes to works with multiple connected chapters, this would’ve remained a one-shot but I’m glad it didn’t.

#7: Stuck (Vocaloid)

-I genuinely can see this guy getting himself stuck in weird shit this way (but not in the dryer, though). He easily gets emotional when left alone with his own thoughts, clearly.

#6: Golden Hour Tangerines (Vocaloid)

-auuuugh! I just cannot get enough of Kaito being a reliable friend/older brother,,,,I wish I had an older sibling like him (but alas, I’m the oldest sibling :/).

#5: Blue Hour Marshmallows (Vocaloid)

-I think I have good reason to still like this one. It’s the first vocaloid fic I’ve written in like 7-8 years so I was particularly proud of branching out (I only had hetalia fics before this one)

#4: Not In That Way (Hetalia)

-some things could be avoided if people were honest, but unfortunately, we make bad decisions sometimes! Anyway it’s better that Veneziano didn’t accept Germany’s “proposal” (or whatever the fuck that was supposed be). Not to say that Germany would be a bad lover, I just don’t think what occurred would be a great way to start a relationship with someone

#3: Do You Love the Color of the Sky? (Vocaloid)

-this one could’ve been for a zine but some other concept was picked instead of this and in retrospect I’m glad, as when I was done with this I definitely wanted to share it right away. I liked going into detail about what they’d be doing underneath each color of the sky, and I’m still soft for Len’s answer to Kaito’s question (which is the title).

#2: Kisses (Hetalia)

-god I love this one. There’s something so good about this one. I’m not good at writing kissing so I’m pleasantly surprised that this turned out so well. And the bit of banter? Chefs kiss, extremely epic creative decision on my part!

#1: In Your Arms (Hetalia)

-now this was actually a difficult decision but in the end this reigned supreme. I envy these mfs, and I’m the fool who wrote it! Like damn I wish I was that cozy ahahaa. I feel myself consumed by a giddy feeling every time I think of this one, it’s just too good. God. A bit of sass from Romano and a bit of teasing from Spain really ties this one together and adds on to the sweetness in a way that is just so Right. I had the time of my life writing this, and I hope people feel even just a little happy reading it.

Ongoing

#7: Dyed In White: The Return (Hetalia) and W Academy School Idol Club (Hetalia)

-Listen I don’t hate these but I ranked them the lowest bc I’ve currently written myself into a corner that I’m struggling to get out of. I haven’t touched these in over a month and haven’t updated them in longer bc I’m too intimidated by them. Why don’t I plan anything more before my dumbass publishes it? Because I get too excited to share it and I make bad choices as a result

#6: First Sound of the Future (Vocaloid) and Your Very Own Protector (Hetalia)

-ngl i somehow feel like I don’t know where I’m going with these but unlike the two above it, I think I can easily solve this problem

#5: Vene Collezione (Hetalia)

-still baffled as to why my porn is my most popular work for nearly three damn years but whatever. Kinda weak in the first few chapters due to having written it as a joke but then it became unironic and the quality got better with later chapters.

#4: An Unconventional Sort of Employment (Vocaloid)

-so this was meant to be kinda making fun of those kinds of fics where the main protagonist (almost always female) ends up living with/working for the main cast of the series it’s focused on, except i accidentally became invested in it unironically. I went as far as to adjust the whole thing for it to be better written (not that I purposely wrote it badly, just polished it up a bit). I haven’t written myself into an inescapable corner on this one (yet) but I’m too embarrassed to continue with it…..which is a no-no!!! I shouldn’t be embarrassed about this, I should be full of whimsy lest I die! I must continue!

#3: “I was Overwhelmed By Countries.” (Hetalia)

-I know that I basically just published this but I’ve been dying to write about this particular oc for ages, man. I made him as a joke but I ended up getting seriously attached to him. I like him. I think his personality is my favorite part of him (ofc it is, I can’t fucking draw him :/).

#2: Loss (Vocaloid)

-I do love me a bit of angst. I know exactly where I’m going with this one and I know how it’s going to end (well I’m supposed to know that really), so it makes writing this one quite a bit easier than the others.

#1: Magic Catboy Len-Len (Vocaloid)

-I’m having the time of my life with this one. 13 year old me would be ecstatic that I’m writing this actually. I could’ve used the personality I normally give Len (cheeky, friendly, sociable) but instead I chose to lean into the common fanon one (a bit grumpy, easily annoyed, comes off as not liking things) this time around, and I’m having fun with it. Also I have a pretty decent idea of where I’m going with this one, and the subplot I’m working with is making this enjoyable to write.

Aaaand that’s it make sure to like and subscribe and I’ll see you in the next poast. Cheers

#hetaari speaks

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saltedsnails · 1 year

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There’s something to be said about how vitriolic the FNDM is when it comes to content creators who make content that isn’t “canon”, specifically those that rewrite the story to be “better” or those that race-swap characters.

“Better” to someone may not mean “better” to someone else, the matter is subjective - and that’s okay. Someone who wants JNPR to be the main cast instead because they are “better” in their eyes than RWBY is as valid as the opposite. Your experiences shape your beliefs and no one can change that but you. However, that does not mean you should be tearing others down if they don’t agree with you.

Yes, engage in healthy conversation. Yes, write that Fix-It fic where Blake has a growth arc about accepting that she was the most privileged Faunus in all of Menagerie! Totally go for it! Bang out that art piece of POC character you want more attention for in the RWBY-sphere!

But what some of you don’t realize is that peoples experiences are different from your own, and you attack them for it. “They” don’t fit your perfect narrative. “They” don’t 100% whole heartedly accept your show. And you know what, that’s fine. Just because they don’t completely like your show doesn’t say anything bad about you as a person. Putting your entire self-image into a piece of media is dangerously unhealthy.

As I’ve gotten older in fandom spaces, I’ve seen some of the worst come and go: Hetalia, Undertale, Voltron, BNHA, literally an entire list at my disposal. Frankly, it’s gotten even worse as time has gone on. Some of you have this all-or-nothing mentality that dictates you must enjoy every single aspect of this media or you hate it with every atom in your body if you find a single instance of something you don’t agree with.

If someone has criticism that POC/LGBT+ rep needs to be shown more in RWBY, let them. In my opinion, it’s a valid criticism. If you don’t see it that way, then that’s on you. But you shouldn’t go around ripping peoples throats out, claiming internalized bigotry in some form or another, simply because you don’t like their opinion. You lack nuance and self-realization when you do these kinds of behaviors, and honestly, need to do better. Jumping down someone’s throat polarizes the community even more, and what good has that ever done for anybody?

- 🐌

#rwde #rwby #rwby critique #fndm #snail speaks #**I suppose that I have to put this here in the tags in case someone gets the wrong idea.#**White-washing and erasing queer rep is a bad thing. Because marginalized people deserve to exist!

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headingalaxys-sweet · 2 years

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Hetalia X Reader Neko’s brought me to my lover

America

It was a blistering Summer’s day in Austin,Texas. Alfred had finished cleaning his RAM-1500 that had been caked in mud from the sudden downpour that happened when he was on his way home from work. He wasn’t fond of being rained on during his favorite season of the year but that's what he gets for living in the ‘weird’ part of Texas. Now that he could finally give his beloved cat a bath while he was already soaking wet. His dampened white collared shirt showcased his 6-pack and toned arms.

“America! Where are you bud?” He called out across his yard. “I’ll give you beef jerky if you come out now dude!” He trugged around his fresh-cut lawn to find his rambunctious cat. A few minutes go by before Alfred begins to worry. He yells about the prospect of food one more time just in case that does the trick. It doesn’t.

“Strange…that usually gets him flying out from wherever he hides.”

‘Where could that damned cat be this time?’

Meanwhile…….

America-Cat was having a blast teasing a Great Schnauzer and flicking his fluffy beige tail at the giant dog.

“Can’t catch me sucka MEOW! Ahahahahah!” He continued to back that ass up at the Schnauzer.

I died writing this line. XD

Having too much fun participating in his own antics he failed to notice that there was a broken piece of the fence that caught onto his back paw.

“MEOWWWWWWW!” America-cat yelled to the heavens. The fence creaked and snapped from the jarring movements. The beige cat came tumbling down with some of the fence now intact with its body.

“No more gyrating for you buddy boy!” The Schnauzer says amused that the cat got instant Karma for being an idiot.

“COOKIE! BAD DOG! DON’T HURT THE CAT!” Y/N called out panting trying to stop an ‘attack’ that would have gone down.

‘Fuck.’ Was all Cookie could think of.

Y/N a (hair color) woman ran up to the two animals. Cookie was embarrassed that the cat now knew its name. America-Cat gives Cookie a smirk as he now meow’d for attention, he pointed his paw where it hurt and tried to gingerly stretch it’s back leg out to show where the fence grabbed him.

“Oh you poor thing! Let’s get you to the vet! And Cookie no treats for you tonight. You know you shouldn’t run off like that and chase and injure a poor defenseless cat.” Cookie hung her head down in shame and put her tail under her. She didn’t like it when Y/N reprimanded her for something that she overall had no involvement in.

The Veterinarians

“Have you been able to contact the cats owner Mr. Jones?”

“Yeah, I have he’ll be in Jollyville in about 5 minutes. He’s from Austin.” Y/N says with confidence.

“Good if you want to see your new patched up pal you can. I’ll look out for his owner.”

Another 10 minutes goes by before you hear a heavy door slam into the cement wall. Just outside of the vet’s resting room for recovering pets and their owners. You see a sandy blonde man with brilliant blue eyes that had tears of joy coming from them rushing towards you and his beloved cat.

“America! You crazy cat! I love you bro but you have to stop spooking me like this.” Alfred hurriedly scoops his cat into his arms and gives him a tight squeeze.

“I’m just glad you’re alive dude!” He gives his cat a forehead kiss and turns his attention to y/n. She must have had a love pistol of sorts because his heart began to race with adrenaline and dopamine. He’d never seen someone as strikingly beautiful as y/n.

“Thanks for finding and taking care of him dudette.” Alfred says casually trying not to let the rush of passion and butterflies in his stomach subdue him. ‘This woman is a knockout.’

“No problem! Now that you’re here I’ll head out!” Glad the ordeal was over and you could maybe sneak a nap in after walking Cookie. As you being to take your leave Alfred grabs your wrist.

“Wait … I really want to repay you for saving my cat. Are you down for dinner sometime?”

Well he was handsome & you weren’t going to tell him ‘no.’ ;)

#hws america #hetalia fluff #hetalia x reader #America cat #nekoくらぶ #nekotalia #aph america #america x reader #hetalia fandom #fic writing #fanfic #hetalia fanfiction

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dearestones · 9 months

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🌪️and🔥!

Hey, guys, Devin here!

🌪 Tornado - Who is your most impulsive character and why?

In terms of fandom related characters, Floyd Leech from Twisted Wonderland, Jay Merrick from Marble Hornets, and Amane Misa from Death Note. All of these characters pretty much immediately act or react whenever they need something or if they need to adapt to new situations. How well they adapt to these situations varies.

I actually have a wip in progress (hehehe, I think I teased it a few months ago) and it involves an oc of mine who got isekaied into Twisted Wonderland. As of writing now, her name is Key and she doesn’t always think things through. The reader is often given the impression that she has a semblance of being thorough and precise, but there are many instances when she does things because she can or because she’s told that she can’t.

🔥 Wildfire - Who is your most emotional character and why?

In terms of fandom related characters, North Italy/Veneziano from Hetalia World Series, AE-3803 from Cells at Work, and Swindler from Akudama Drive. All of them express themselves fairly well and are pretty much experts in emotional intelligence. They rally the troops behind them due to their passion and fervor and their emotions strengthen rather than hinder them in their endeavors.

As for the wip I’m working on… I’m inclined to say Key again because she is in the tough position of being transported to a world where she doesn’t quite fit and she’s being drowned in responsibilities that she shouldn’t have to shoulder. She’s very open with her emotions among those close to her, polite and distant towards others, but on the occasions where she breaks… she immediately shatters into a million pieces.

Thanks so much for the questions, anon! They were really fun to answer and I hope that you have a wonderful day!

(Did I use this as a little tease for the little fic I’ve been working on for twst that I hope to unveil this month? Perhaps…)

#anon #anon ask #anonymous #anonymous ask #dearestones #devintrinidad #death note #akudama drive #cells at work #hetalia World Series #hetalia #marble hornets #twisted wonderland #ask game #answered

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averyblair · 1 year

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The Lake of Fire

Fandom: Hetalia

Characters: England, France

Ship: N/A (they're a little too young for romance here)

Tags and warnings: Canonverse, temporary character death/temporary child death, graphic description of injury, hurt/comfort. A short exploration of immortality.

Word count: 653

“That’s ridiculous. We’re at war. You have other things to worry about.”

“And yet here I am, worrying about you.”

Read below the cut or >here< on AO3.

Note:

The time period is vague, but they are both physically children - England around 9, France around 14. I've added some of my own thoughts on nations and death below the story if anyone is interested.

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“Can’t you just rip it out?”

“I don’t know. I think your ribs have healed around it.”

“So? Just pull it.”

“It will hurt. A lot.”

“I don’t care.”

“You do, or you would have done it yourself.”

At that, England was silent - eyes averted, fiddling with the corners of a torn tunic. It was stuck to him - pinned by the dagger, glued by dried blood.

“When did this happen?”

“I don’t know. Five days ago, maybe six.”

“Idiot. You should have come sooner.”

France grabbed the dagger where it protruded from skin, and the hilt was warm. Body heat, fresh blood. England grimaced at his touch, but for a boy usually so fiery, he was oddly subdued.

“This is war. You’re not exactly flaunting your position.”

It must have been the pain. France knew how days of agony wore you away to nothing, and it angered him to see England this way. He surely went somewhere he shouldn’t have, meddled too directly in affairs - but still, for an adult to take a dagger and lance a child…

… Human cruelty. It was frequently beyond France’s understanding.

“You could have found me if you wanted to. These are your lands.”

“Can you get it out or not?”

Surrounding ruined metal was an angry mess of pulverised red flesh, where the blade had cut and nicked anew with every step, every movement, every twitch of a muscle. Inside was rotten black and venomous yellow - fat and muscle and pus, too, where infection was setting in.

It felt unfair. This was the enemy, but this was a child. This was a rival, but this was a friend. This was war, where everyone suffered, but at least there was an end to the suffering of mortals.

There was only one way this could go, and he’d known it, deep down, from the moment England had appeared in his tent with silver protruding from his core.

“Did you die when you first got this?”

“Yes.”

“How did you feel?”

“You know how death feels.”

“But how did you feel?”

“I’ll die again if you pull it out, won’t I?”

Now, France was silent. Only for a moment. England deserved his response.

“Yes. But if you tell me all the worst parts, I can try and make it not so bad.”

“There’s nothing to tell. I don’t fear death.”

A lie. France did not push the matter. It wasn’t the time, and he could guess, anyway, at what most frightened a proud child like England.

“If you say so. I’ll stay anyway. I’ll protect your body until you wake, however long that takes. No-one will touch you, or move you, or take you. I’ll keep you safe.”

“That’s ridiculous. We’re at war. You have other things to worry about.”

“And yet here I am, worrying about you.”

“You’re a rubbish enemy,” England was embarrassed. He turned away, pouting at a canvas wall. France saw an opportunity. “My king would hang me if I got as soft as y-”

With all his strength, knowing he could not afford for the blade to stick on bone, he pulled.

For a moment, England looked betrayed. Frightened. His eyes said it all, even if his mouth could not for the blood filling his throat.

“I’m sorry. I had to get it over with. Anticipation would have made it worse.”

The apology, presumably, was accepted, because when England collapsed it was into France’s open arms. He caught the boy easily, cradling him like an infant and muttering gentle reassurances.

“Hush, you’re safe. I’m here. No-one is going to hurt you.”

A cough, a wet gargle. A twitch, a shudder.

Not fair. He was just a child.

“There’s no air, I know. It’s okay. You’ll come back, remember? And I’ll still be here. I’ll watch over you. That’s a promise. I never break a promise.”

And at last, as life left him, England was still.

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Note:

I imagine the nations don’t die very often as children. There are some executions, some tragic accidents, some incidents where they get mixed up in something they shouldn’t. Some are luckier than others - born in stable times and on peaceful lands. But they all know death, they’ve all experienced it, and it’s scary and unpleasant and a Very Big Deal.

As soon as they’re physically old enough to fight on the battlefield, they start dying frequently. Hundreds of times in a war (they are so very aware that they can come back and their warriors cannot, so they take dangerous positions and sacrifice themselves frequently), and sometimes multiple times in a battle (when one lasts long enough to allow it). Death starts to mean nothing. They begin worrying about each other little, and about themselves even less.

(I’m generalising, of course, and there are outliers at both ends - those whose childhoods were particularly difficult - struggling to adulthood and dying all the way, those whose skill lies off the battlefield, those who are just particularly good at staying alive, those who are overly protected by their leaders or the nations closest to them, those who have reached adulthood and not faced major war, etc.).

#hws england #hws france #hetalia #fanfiction #The Lake of Fire #blood #violence

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