#Hire me yo!

[gayshitanddadjokes]

Tim Drake: I have three relatives

Steph: ooh this one is gonna be good

Tim, counting on his fingers: Cass

Cass: *smiles*

Tim: Dick

Dick: score

Tim: and my stepmom Dana

Bruce: wait what

#steph: yo I love dana wanna share #dana winters didn't die to me #she's fine #she moved cities but she's still alive and Tim visits her once a month #dc hire me #tim drake #dick grayson #cassandra cain #bruce wayne #dana winters #red robin #nightwing #black bat #batman #fuck it all i just want dana winters back #< first thing that showed up when i typed in dana by the way #spoiler #stephanie brown #a

[incorrect-staytiny]

Bang Chan: I’m dad inside

Bang Chan: I meant dead

Bang Chan: no I didn’t

#yo yo yo guess who’s BACKKK #I’m officially done with school now so I’m gonna look to volunteer at places cause nowhere will fucking hire me #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect stray kids #incorrect stray kids quotes #stray kids incorrect quotes #incorrect skz #incorrect skz quotes #skz incorrect quotes #incorrect bang chan #kpop #stray kids #bang chan

[nikatyler]

me: whew a whole day of adulting tomorrow

me: ...

me: time to turn my simself into a vampire

#nika rambles #the vampire brainrot never ends babey #anyway i hate looking for a job dude just hire me i'm desperate and will do almost anything #and since i have a fear of not doing well i will likely do all in my power to be perfect #but that's not exactly what you can say at a job interview now can you #why can't i interview a vampire instead #i mean. well i'm the one being interviewed huh #i hate looking for jobs i hate being an adult i hate it i was not born for this i hate it i hate it #yes this is a childish tantrum to throw no i don't care gnight #we're forever my terrible 19 yo self on this blog ok #if you were there to actually witness and talk to my actual 19 yo self i'm sorry #but also she was pretty #you talked to a very pretty version of me. i miss her #ok idk what i'm talking about actually gnight now

[pleasantspark]

>Be Me >Make a Decepticon OC whose Altmode is a Dumptruck >His slogan is "I'm taking Autobots out like Trash on Trash Day!" >Make a subfaction called the "Trashicons" >Make them minibots that ride in the back of Papa Trash >Yes, the Decepticons name is Trash

#transformers #maccadam #they should hire me yo #im on fire

[shroomishthecuck]

Can SCP-173, like, see? Like, you could probably just put a mirror in front of him, and boom. Can't move. God I'm so smart

#Don't even get me STARTED on SCP-096 #put a mirror in front of him and boom #he just tears himself apart #The SCP Foundation should hire me yo #scp foundation #scp 173 #scp 096 #text post

[shebully]

Ayesha erotica - Decked (vaporchrome remix)

I don't even know wtf he's saying with the gay accent but he's spitting!!

#THEY WANNA FUC-FU-FU-FU-FUCK ME #MAYBE IF YOURE LU-LU-LU-LU-LUCKY!! #i fucking love tiktok remixes nicki needs to fire her oldhead producer and hire one of these 15 yos ASAP #🥥 #Youtube

[sanstropfremir]

I think an SM stylist must follow this blog too since we got a Changmin Triangle hair revival in the new NCT 127 music video not long after all your blog posts of that TVXQ! Era 😂 honestly, I love it unironically.

the way i fuckin SCREECHED i can't fucking believe i put that manifestation out into the universe and IT CAME TRUE!!!!!!!! I JUST KEEP FUCKING WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#@ all these staffers that follow my blog HIRE ME PLS #ay yo getting a special slot on the best stylings list JUST for that #now we just have to get taeyong on a music show with it.....then my work will be complete.......... #also the new mnh bg debut? remember how i said that fifth gen will be the ones that are the real nct clones??????? #i have been on FIRE recently #text #answers #nct

[sir-dickington-s-blog-yippee]

we should have a genre of posts for ppl who need mutuals

#mutuals #i need mutuals #tumblr should hire me yo #hi hello #that sounded like a poem #this brought back flashbacks of that white guy from the dog show #he was kinda bad tho #grr grrrr #stinky #silly #pls i need friends #friends #cool and awesome friends #ppls #ahh #im dying #i had a stroke #PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[thefloorisbalaclava]

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#yo...they really must want me to quit this job #the pay is fantastic...the most i've ever made #and they pay me more for having my Masters #but i dunno if it's worth my sanity #and all this shit the say to other people when they can just say it to me #this is why i'm applying to teach higher grades #because then i can focus on one subject (history) and not five other things at one time #i'm thisclose to just straight up telling them i'm not doing it anymore #and just walking out #like most of the people i got hired with did #i shouldn't be crying over this

[zombified-queer]

The amount of people I've gotten into Sarkicism through blorbo posting is hilarious.

#Yo Grand Karcist hire me for PR lmao #Yeah yeah trust me this is going to do numbers for our numbers! #soon ALL will be flesh (and sharing smash or pass lists of the klavigar)

[killstreak-kritzkrieg]

wow i almost made a whole dollar off of redbubble (19 more to go and i can finally get my first paycheck ($20 minimum))

#at first i didn’t mind the amount of money they took because i just posted a design and forgot about it and people will buy over time #but now the ‘over time’ is being emphasized and it’s like. gonna be a literal decade at this pace before i even get my first check #i’m not blaming people for not buying my designs because i like hardly ever talk about having a redbubble #(bad at advertising shit in general) #but it’s just now hitting me that i’m not getting any money and boy do i sure wish i had money right about now #no one wants to hire a 30 yo with almost no work experienced #(fired from 2 jobs and quit the other two in under 2 years with no warning) #just. man………………. i’m too god damn tired for life #i just want to lay down and like not wake up you know #i hate capitalism and how the only way to do anything is to grind your life away

[bunnyb34r]

Working two 6-day work weeks back to back with two days off in between them is the epitome of hell

#im so burnt out bc holy fuck man #at least i dont work curbside bc the two ladies there worked 16 hours straight yesterday and this isnt the first time this MONTH theyve #done that- id fucking quit man like fuck this either pay me more or move me bc this is killing me #they need to hire people ONLY for curbside the next 20 people they hire bc jfc man #im so wound up/burnt out that i almost destroyed my garden the other day bc two plants flooded and it made me unreasonably angry #like i like having two days off back to back but 6 day work weeks aint working for me specially not back yo back #the amount of times ive considered taking up smoking or drinking since starting my job man... unreal #marquilla

[meow-moment]

i bet if walter white had tumblr hed be like "i am the one who blogs haha"

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just got a beautiful ring from the store, can't wait to show it off here!

#my purchases #marie speaks

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finally scored a new job can i get a hell yeah. back to making stacks dawg

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HELP A DISABLED TEEN'S FATHER AFFORD CANCER TREATMENT!

I didn't want to have to make this post, but deadlines are closing in and I don't have many options left.

My name is Walter White Junior, and my father was recently diagnosed with cancer. He's been battling for a few months now, and he wants us not to worry about him, but he can't keep pulling money out of nowhere. I've done the math, and I've estimated that he needs $12k to afford all the treatment he needs.

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#marie speaks #rant

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bored on the job man its got me thinkin...

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I am the one who blogs haha

#heisenposting

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[helladirections]

lol at my net negative bank balance

#yo #my friend is supposed to hire me on his campaign #like im already doing the work and he said he would pay me #get better at fundraising dude i NEED this

[gonzodangerfeels]

The late art

I still cannot explain that. But if we are results oriented *shrugs*

Like waking up a gland in my lunch box.

I like how the former can fix things and the latter I fixed.

He told the nurse he lost the will to live. Well I guess I found something to motivate him after he was in a pile of ash.

Makes for some strange craft store encounters that's for goddamn sure.

Her: I could hear his feet shuffling

Hold on for a sec here. How in the FUCK was I supposed to know it was a man who had been dead for 14 years. Did he shuffle his feet, oh yes. The new version even has some cool shoes though. *Shrugs*

No I don't worry myself much with the world when my dead ancestors have risen and come to greet me on my ship.

#I could say it is hers #she takes better care of it #but which admin is the school's most reliable and also does the least...in most places that means you're the boss #a year after hiring me #I'm not sure what you do #is what I am told #and he asks me who's the boss and I've never had a boss ask me that #I am like just staring like you know who the chief is yo #he is pierced nipple and I am pouring tuna tea

[deadtower]

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#yo anyone still into big time rush #bc i've got a fanfiction i've been dying to put up on ao3 but like. i will be crushed if it gets no attention #just me alone in the btr section of ao3 like a FOOL #well to be fair if i didn't want to be considered a fool i wouldn't be as into pop punk as i am #16 years later and i'm still married to this dumbfuck genre <3 #anyway the fanfic is about BTR being like. holograms. right? and like rocque records-- #—hires a security guard (female) (affectionate) to keep fans from touching them #like when they hop over the barriers the way crazed fans do #or like if they get backstage passes #the security guard turns out to be the only one able to touch them #which they go WILD about #also logan is a trans girl in it bc canon is literally chock full of 'oh. logan's a trans girl' moments #like i'm not joking he says he wishes he was a girl/disguises himself as a girl/etc like #every episode. I'M PLANNING ON MAKING A DOCUMENT ABOUT IT #anyway. would anyone read that. jw #trying to decide whether to post it now or wait til LALO goes live