#Hit 2019

[deaduris]

remembered this happened in light of recent news

#recontextualizing everything noah has ever said #this was 2019 btw #hits different now #noah schnapp #byler #stranger things #will byers

[ohmyrashi]

that state of sheer desperation ppl reach where they’re so, so far past the point of full and just barely hanging on by a thread to the point that they can’t risk another step forward

they’ve had so much to drink and waited so long, and the sensation in their bladder has grown from a tickling pressure to a nagging fullness to a thundering demand to be emptied that they can’t ignore a second longer

their bladder heavy and taut inside of them, swollen to the absolute limit of its capacity, like an overfilled water balloon stretched so tight to contain all that liquid that the slightest jostle might make it burst

their legs locked together and their teeth gritted and their eyes squeezed shut as their body teeters on the edge of letting everything come flooding out whether they like it or not

#omocute #omorashi #uhhh i just found this in my drafts from 2019???? #and i guess i just never hit post lol?? #sorry for HOLDING IT BACK for so long 😉 #it’s a real RELIEF to finally share it with yall 😉😉😉

[weaseltube]

#bingpup #svsss #fert draws #yet more 2019 art #just drip feeding tumblr my greatest hits it feels like #the trick to the cutest bingpups is to remember how binghe's eyes are described by sy #the brightest black #oh yeah feel free to use the second pic as a reaction

[sugajimin]

#2019 hits different :( i miss it #yoongi #btsgif #userbangtan #bts #suga #btsedit #myedit #mygifs #cleaning my drafts that were supposed to be the 500 something series from when yoongi en...

[vulpesarctica]

A late-entry 2022 update for Sith Obi-Wan! Recklessly provoked by @silmairon who sent me kind words about my art progress on the 2020 version. 💕

#my art #obi-wan kenobi #sith obi-wan #sith obi-wan kenobi #wicked thing #draw it again #art progress #star wars #prequel trilogy #to be fair i feel like the 2016 version isn't the greatest representation of my ability at the time #i'd just almost exclusively drawn women til that point so i had no fucking clue what i was doing lolol #also his new outfit is heavily inspired by a 2019 givenchy couture jacket #because as we all know sith obi is extremely fashionable and extremely EXTRA #one more thing: i believe in freckled obi-wan supremacy #ok im hitting post now

[ahappydnp]

what are dan and phil's plans to prepare us for pajama week this year because i promise you if they just dip and hope we remember their schedule it's gonna be chaos. like phannies are still working through their abandonment issues from 2018

i'm gonna need dnp to hold our hands every step of the way and commit to instastories or tweets once a week that just say 'we promise we're coming back this time and dan is not mad at you'

#this is not a joke im gonna need twitter phannies to get on them bc this fandom starts burning shit when we're understimulated and scared #we've been too happy and spoiled for too long december 26th is gonna hit and it's gonna be spring 2019 but worse #like bare minimum phil use his members posts for a biweekly 'still here we havent forgotten about you' #dan and phil

[fedorah-the-explorah]

im getting you started.

Bro, the timeline in Carmen Sandiego is super finicky, and I'm pretty sure I've spent more time thinking about this than the creators intended us to, but WHATEVER. It haunts me.

Right, so the creators said Carmen is 20 at the start of the series, but as I said: that math don't math!

Season one takes place over the course of six months:

Season 2 picks up one week after season 1, in February. We know this because they're celebrating Carnival.

For the purpose of breaking down this theory, I'm going to place Carmen's birthday as March 1st, her WOEICs counterpart's official birthday.

So. At the end of season one, which would have been mid-February, Player says something about how Carmen was found on the side of the road twenty years ago, but if her birthday was in a mere matter of weeks, couldn't you theorize that he was rounding up? Maybe she's 19 turning 20.

Or, maybe, she's 20 turning 21? No!

At the end of season 2, Shadowsan says he found her twenty years ago. This is where we take a detour to discuss infant development.

In the flashbacks, we see that baby Carmen prefers crawling-- she can toddle a little bit, but not well. Children typically begin standing between 7 and 12 months, and walking between 10 and 18 months. We also see that she babbles and coos a lot, but no words. Children tend to say their first word at around 12 months. Based on this, I'd wager that baby Carmen was around seven or eight months old. We know she's a physical prodigy, so she could potentially be even younger-- the youngest recorded baby to walk was six months old.

Placing baby at 7 months when she was kidnapped, that makes Shadowsan's "I found you twenty years ago" accurate to the month. At this point, Carmen is 20 years and 7 months old.

Season three takes place in October/November. Presumably, season three picks up right after season two, putting the end of season two in October. It spans about the same length as season one.

While the word of the creators doesn't have much bearing here-- as this post is very much a "you guys are wrong and here's why" kind of post-- one of the creators did say that they imagined Carmen as being twenty by season three. That would make it impossible for her to have been twenty during season one. Too much time has passed for that to work.

Season 4 takes place sometime around February. We know this because Devineaux asks Gray what he was doing on the train to Poitiers 18 months ago. 12 months ago would have been February (start of season 2) and six months before that is August. That's eighteen months.

Going by this, I think Carmen was yoinked just after her twenty-first.

Interestingly, if my math is mathing-- and who knows, I turned a two year degree into a three year degree because I kept failing math classes, I could be talking actual nonsense right now-- this makes Player like 17/18 by season four, and that's hilarious to me because that means his parents (tried) to make him go to school for like the last semester of his senior year. Free my boy 😭

In conclusion, Carmen is 19 at the start of season one, she and Player are three years apart, and Player's parents are some cruel mfers. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego #suzie speaks #asks #help girl im scrutinizing the CS timeline for the four hundred millionth time #if i missed something lmk #but i do believe my autism game was real with this one #thank you atlas for getting me started on my bullshit #also black sheep and player looked the same age #why did they make him so much younger than her #why does she longbottom puberty whereas player gets hit with that peter pan syndrome #help me im descending into insanity #cs timeline and ages will forever confound me thank you for your understanding

[birdblorbo]

I cannot express my hatred for the famous Reddie fanfic nickname for Richie that is ‘Chee’. I can’t even explain why but i hate it. I think it’s cause it was started when infantilizing and feminizing Eddie was a big thing. Aka the pastel uwu skirts Eddie x bad boy always smoking Richie.

Anyways I vote to let that nickname die. Thank you.

#Im not in the mood to argue so #don’t like don’t read #It’s giving the shitty gay Gacha videos on YouTube #if you know what I mean I’m sorry #when I was big into Reddie I read Wattpad fics cause I didn’t know about ao3 #so I definitely got hit with a big wave of bad boy x soft boi #once i discovered ao3 it was a bit better but that nickname was everywhere #i discovered Stenbrough through ao3 Reddie fics tho #and now Im obsessed with Stenbrough #so I guess I should thank Reddie for that ajdjjwj #it 2017 #it 2019 #it fandom #losers club #eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #reddie #pls don’t make me regret tagging y’all

[reddieswift]

HEEE KNEEWWWW WELLLL EEENNOOOOOUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH

#hit with a violent wave of reddie thoughts. feels like chest is imploding #HEKNEWWELLENOUGH. OOOUUUUGGGHHHHHHH #reddie #it 1986 #eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #it 1990 #it 2017 #it 2019

[eerna]

i’ve been back on my hadestown bullshit (listening to the album on repeat) and you make such good points about the lyrics being dumbed down and how it does a disservice to the narrative and characters. it’s such an artful, creative show that constantly adapts and changes so why not take some risks with lyrics that may take a few times to sink in? that’s the beauty of listening to it through many times. i catch something new that just punches me in the gut each time (also love your hadestown art it’s so good)

Thank youuu glad you like my stuff :3 Yeah!! I think ultimately it comes down to two things, confidence and Broadway requirements. Anais Mitchell isn't hiding how much she struggled writing the show and balancing between artsy, well crafted, and understandable. She also stated many things have been cut because the show was too long for Broadway and they were required to trim it. To both I say, HUH?? First off, Anais Mitchell honed her craft to perfection. No other musical ever managed to drive me to tears with moodsetting "oohs". She wrote a godly love song that sounds like a godly love song. She deserves all the confidence in the WORLD. But she also never hid that Hadestown is a very personal story influenced by her experience as a free artist, so on the other hand, I totally get that no amount of success can ever truly heal your inner critic, and she will always keep trying to adjust her work. As for the second point, I know at least some of the dumbing down is because the audiences complained. I saw Hadestown live 5 years after seeing a bootleg of it, and in those 5 years they added so many cheap jokes and dishonest tension breaks it is Crazy. But I DID notice in older bootlegs that people laughed at inappropriate times, they seemed like they expected something funny to be happening in every scene because they went to a musical and so picked some really weird spots, which doesn't happen in any of the recordings of the new jokey edition. So in dumbing itself down, the musical mamaged to become more understandable to the audience at large. In fact, even after all the changes, at the theater I overheard people talking in the pause, and they agreed the show is "too confusing" and "they can't tell what exactly is happening and if it is real or not". I can imagine that is a frustrating experience when you paid a good chunk of money to see a show, but also bro, google is Right There. Most people just don't have the will to sit down and listen to a pretty piece of media multiple times to figure it out! And sadly shows can't survive only on those who do! To bring this long ramble to a close, we are right back to art existing under capitalism and how one can't simply make GOOD art, they need to make PROFITABLE art, and that is pretty sucky

#eernask #eernask talk hadestown #logicalmarshmallow #i love hadestown but it is def a piece of media about capitalism told in a very capitalist surroundings #so it automatically takes a hit to its integrity and meaning. not much but significant. #i totally understand why fans in 2019 were so sad abt it becoming a broadway frontliner

[sm0kingcrack]

my bad i drew the losers club as ponies my hand slipped sorry my bad

#i am still drawing losers club art i just am working on art fight and im hitting the burn out so im not liking anything ive made #but this helped a bit #genuinely i had like almost no issues drawing this and i feel a bit better #i am cringe but i am free #anyway #they all have a heart in their cutie marks to connect them #my art #eddie kaspbrak #it 2017 #richie tozier #it #it 2019 #it stephen king #losers club #stan uris #bill denbrough #mike hanlon #beverly marsh #ben hansom

[sheriffofmagic]

with the new year i am nostalgic. particularly about the overboards of years past. my favs were coup and wavelength. you?

also can you believe that they are going on 5 years old? i simply can not.

the passage of time is sickening to me but overboard will forever be my babygirl

i have a TON of favorites but my faves are probably one night werewolf (just an all around banger) and a fake artist goes to new york (i remember laughing myself to tears the first time i watched that one).

like yes all overboard is beautiful and good but there was like a year there where it was just banger after banger and i miss it SOOO MUCH

#2018-2019 polygon ur my forever girl <3333333 #new overboard is good as well but like. idk i feel like anyone who follows me gets what the vibes were like in that era #it hit different okay #answered

[apocalyptic-byler]

EDDIE KASPBRAK’S DEATH AND RICHIE’S REACTION TO IT GETS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME

#I ACTUALLY BAWLED #IDC HOW MANY TIMES I WATCH IT IT WILL ALWAYS GRT ME OMGNSKAKJF #richies reaction. bill hader’s acting ohhhhhhhhhh hits me right in the chest #it #it movie #reddie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #not me having to specify which eddie im talking about 💀💀💀 #well obviously since i mentioned richie it’s kaspbrak but the fact that it could also go w munson makes me laugh just a little #it 2019

[kaixiety]

I’ve recently come to understand that having read nearly 1000 TLC fanfics is not a normal thing to have done. So many have been deleted. What if I am the only person that remembers the long deleted TLC x Stampylongnose Minecraft crossover fic.

#Fun fact: TLC hit 911 fics on fanfiction.net as of Feb. 19 2019 #and it’s only gone up by 57 since then #I know some of you won’t believe there’s 1000+ tlc fics but you haven’t looked deep enough #you have to be dedicated. you cannot falter. you must dig deep into the web #my 3DS informed me that my 12yo self spent over 24 hours reading tlc fanfic on it #there’s even Adrimosis fics. that’s how deep you have to go #it is so hard to read fics on the 3DS browser #rip The Fire in The Flood I would pay to read that fic again. M pls give it back to us #wattpad fics have such a short lifespan before they get deleted #lunar chronicles #tlc #the lunar chronicles

[onlyzhuyilong]

#please stand by for the queue #zhu yilong #朱一龙 #朱一龍 #주일룡 #this is from 2019 when he also wore a lab coat but somehow I forget xD #it hits different this time

[peachtozier]

sighs dreamily. anti war richie <3

i commissioned this gorgeous piece from my beloved @charlunday (whos comms are open if you want ur own pretty art!!) he's SO perfect. i fear i will never stop blushing just from looking at him

#richie tozier #it 2017 #it 2019 #it book #hes burning his draft card <3 #godddd hes so. hes. #love of my life #so many little details <333 #valentines day birthday richie my beloved #i have no idea how to tag this. just look at him!!! #my first ever commission!! im so glad it was with u charlie. ur art will always hit me Different