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brunosaderogatory · 7 months

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honeybruh is definitely a term he would use

#also cyclist!luca my beloved boy #luca 2021 #pixar luca #alberto scorfano #luca paguro #luberto #disney #pixar #100 #luca

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incorrect-blind-channel · 2 years

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Joel: It’s thirty-six degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and Olli was like, “I’m gonna go for a bike ride.” And I was like, “Why. No. Why. Don’t put us on the news like that. ‘Local fool collapses on unnecessary journey.’ Don’t do it.” So he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining.

Joel: Bruh. Honeybruh. “The sun is shining” does not cover it. It’s hot outside. It’s motherfucking hot as fuck outside. Our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. Whole cars are melting into the sewer. Our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning.

Aleksi: You need to work for the weather forecast. This was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

Joel: This is a great idea, thank you. Here goes. My audition tape for the weather channel.

Joel: Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. It had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. Pretty great. Now it’s ten-thirty at night but still thirty-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. Everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. You can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. The only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. No surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. This forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun.

#blind channel #joel hokka #olli matela #incorrect quote #source: tumblr #rubyleaf #'sorry for the length' -- totally fine!#thank you for always formatting your asks btw <3333 #help girl it's getting to the 'too-hot-to-sleep' part of the year

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platypusisnotonfire · 1 year

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Bruh. Honeybruh. Sweetheart.

(My Skyrim husband)

I just angered every guard in markarth and im fighting 20 guys rn. I have a really big sword.

If you’re going to get pissed off and go home because I hit you too many times stop standing so close dear.

#skyrim #your follower has left your service #BABE YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF #STOP SULKING.

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bakedbakermom · 2 years

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My husband just told me the first time had stitches was when he got his wisdom teeth out at 18. Like bruh. Oh sweet honeybruh. I got the top of my finger cut off in the beginning of first grade. We are not the same.

#its okay they put it back on.#its still a little weird 30 years later #but its there and it has a nail still #which is good #marriage

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rahleeyah · 3 years

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I first reblogged the post below this in 2016. Like. I checked. Shout out to that post for being just as iconic now as it was back then all hail the og

#honeybruh

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crypticsim · 4 years

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OH THIS GIFT IS EVERYTHING, you're literally the Erika Jayne gif like "I'm gonna give the girls and gays everything they want" [chef fingertips kiss]

i was gonna save this forever but i can’t. this is my favorite ask on the planet sjlfsdf ILY

#honeybruh

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apollyptica · 5 years

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honeybruh replied to your post “a quick question for those who care to answer”

anything under 50 is a steal IMO

thanks for responding. i personally wouldn’t price my things so high but i still trying to figure it out

#honeybruh

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elfyourmother · 6 years

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honeybruh replied to your post: “you know you’re getting old when all your fave baseball players...”:

NICK SWISHER??? AT OLD TIMER'S DAY? WHO NEXT, JETER?

IKR??? even on YES they were clowning him about it

he even hit a home run too i was like dude wtf you doin get tf on that bench???

#honeybruh #replies #he for real looks like he could still be playing

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haintxblue · 4 years

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literally kylo’s first scene is to commit not just a war crime but an atrocity (ordering mass slaughter of non-combatants) but people really out here trying to say “well finn committed espionage!” like

my dudes

#kylo ren #my guys #dude #honeybruh

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unlimitedgoats · 6 years

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honeybruh replied to your post: I urge literally EVERYONE to check out Snarky...

lmaooooooooo I know their fam, so you listen to Cory Henry’s stuff alone?

I do!!! The guy is a MONSTER but I guess that’s kind of the norm for Ground Up Music cats lol. Saw him live with Snarky Puppy some years back and it like... shook my soul. like for real.

#honeybruh

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iron-sunrise · 7 years

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