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weirdlookindog · 2 months
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Things Y/N says in the Horror House
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Plot: Just the title XD Or 'Y/N having a rough time all the time*
Warnings: Sexual references and course language
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"Freddy- Freddy you are a grown man- "
"CHUCKY YOU STOP ENCOURAGING HIM- "
"No no, Patrick, I was not looking at you and wouldn't dream of looking at you no no no Oh would you look at that, Chucky's trynna get Bubba to sniff glue again, so good talk I gotta go- "
"Bubba, I- I just... I desperately want to help you, but- I just- I have... I have no idea what you're saying to me."
"Pennywise how many times have I told you don't transform into residents of the home!! You are going to cause an accident!"
*Gassp* "Oh my god... Michael is going to murder you."
*Gasp* "Who told Carrie the f word!? I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT STU."
"THATS IT!- I HAVE SEEN ENTIRELY TOO MANY PENISES IN THIS HOUSE. WE AS A COMMUNITY ARE GOING TO NEED TO START LOCKING THE TOILET DOOR."
"Jen I need so much therapy... "
"Bubba don't put that in the muffins."
"Oh yes Billy I can ground you- JASON COME ON IN NOW AND BRING THE SHOVEL."
"Jason, you are an angel."
"Jason are you serious right now? Put all the Slashers down- "
"Jerry, stop trying to seduce everyone. You're about to win over Freddy and you're gonna regret it I promise you."
"Billy? Stu? Whoever you are take off that stupid mask and go to bed."
"Between you and me Jen... Patrick terrifies me."
"THATS IT- you two CANNOT play together anymore!!"
*Jamming the end of a broom into the ceiling while Chiffany do marital things~ in the room above* "IT. IS. BED. TIME."
"Penny what are you doing... sneaking into Chucky and Tiffany's room... you know what I don't wanna know. As you were."
"Freddy do you... can you just think about the things that you say?"
"What do you mean Bubba's brothers are coming for a visit!?!?"
"Jason I have your mother on the phone!! She says I love you and please put the doll down." (Spoiler alert. Pamela was not on the phone)
"Put Chucky down." (At least 7 times a damn day)
(Part 1) "Okay... someone's gotta feed Aubrey II. I volunteer Micha- where did he go??"
(Part 2) "AUBREY TWO. AUBREY TWO SPIT HIM UP THIS INSTANT."
(Part 3) "Oh, so you listen to Carrie, huh... stupid plant."
(Part 4) "So for now on Carrie will be in charge of feeding the killer plant."
"... Oh god why on earth is Chucky laughing in the other room... "
"What do you mean 'what am I doing baking at midnight?', its called stress baking, I am literally terrified 24-7 around here and the sweets are the only thing between me and 6th degree online shopping addiction."
"... No... Michael I am not on Amazon... "
"I AM NOT Y'ALLS SEX EXPERT. STOP ASKING ME AWKWARD QUESTIONS- no, no, except you Carrie. You get back here and get an education. Don't listen to Freddy- "
"Chucky stop bullying Bubba."
"Oh, what am I doing? Well, Jason and Michael are glaring at eachother from across the room and I'm moving out."
"Behave or I will get Freddy- OH YES I WILL I AM ON MY FINAL STRAW HERE."
"Billy, Stu, leave Michael alone."
"... *Sigh*... I didn't think I needed to actually say this... but please do not watch porn in the livingroom."
(Part 1) "Tiffany help me to understand what you see in Chucky."
(Part 2) "Tiffany stop helping me I don't want to know these things."
"So this is how I die."
"Patrick that is a spectacular tie- annnnd he's just walked past me without a word... "
"Pamela is coming everyone act like you have impulse control."
"No Jerry I'm not gonna bet on who's gonna win todays fight between Freddy and Jason- alright, 10 on Jason."
"... *Deep breath* ... I'm gonna buy that platter on Amazon I don't need."
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fitsofgloom · 10 months
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peachyfuck18 · 10 months
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So the other night I had a dream that one day certain Horror Icons ended up getting Disney princess powers by getting animals to love them and getting them to the killings for them cause in reality deer and swans look cute but are actually murderous fuckers. Here’s how I think that went
-Billy Loomis finds out due to a raven landing on his shoulder one day and soon discovers that he can just control animals just by singing to them but it’s more Phantom of the Opera than typical Disney songs(Skeet Ulrich singing Christine’s parts in think of me cmon just picture it) and of course nobody’s gonna believe a rabbit killed some douchebag jock with its squirrel friend and they see him with Stu and they try to get them together like picnic dates and making a gothic sun dress for Billy just to see him and Stu together
-Carrie White is of course surprised that bunnies and sheep that come to see her but their great company. Especially the doves that come by her windows to greet her and of course helping Carrie with her dress design and while she’s at prom they make sure to get the jump on Margaret and Chris giving her a good night out
-Jennifer Check has no idea why the bats in her attic are now suddenly friendly towards her but she just thinks it’s her demon powers but also goats that escape the local farm just to see her but Needy finds out and she just thinks it’s adorable and of course the animals trying to get them together especially the swans she somehow managed to befriend
-Patrick Bateman one day waking up to find a four course breakfast meal on the table and coming home to find the dishes washed and put away and his disgust when he finds out it was the mice, pigeons and sewer gators of New York City but figures could have a good use for them. Alligators with their pigeon friends have a good use for rivals of Bateman and they are good help around the house
-Ash Williams is just having an average day to his job to S-Mart til he finds a deer trying to give him a flower when he wakes and a snake picking out his clothes for him to get ready but hey he’s seen weirder. But that doesn’t mean he enjoys it. I mean think like can’t get a moments rest without some rats trying to cook him dinner or a wolf licking him in the face to get up in the morning or raccoon and hares cleaning his house. He’s not sure what the necronomican says about this but he’ll be damned if he lets this continue
-Baby Firefly wakes up one day to an armadillo brushing her hair and vultures bringing her roadkill but whatever she thinks it’s cute no matter what Otis or Spaulding say about it
Yes the other horror icons are making fun of them cause why would they get Disney princess powers when their HORROR icons but even they don’t know how they got these powers
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xclevername · 4 months
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Happy Holidays from our favorite object show hosts! 🎄🎁
LEFT -> RIGHT · Rose, Weed [Thing-A-Thon] · 4, X [BFB] · 2 [TPOT] · Sour Candy [Horror House] · MePhone4, Floory, MePad, Toilet [Inanimate Insanity]
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ultrameganicolaokay · 6 months
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'Horror House' by David Dastmalchian, Leah Kilpatrick and Tyler Crook. Taken from the Headless Horseman Halloween Annual (2023), available now.
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horror-house-asks · 1 month
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a little bit of art for one of my favorite boys :3
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lil bonus:
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Jason, look! It's you!
Jason: :0 * excitedly signs * Thank you very much!
We're gonna put it on the wall! Thank you!
* thumb tacks it onto the art wall * :3
Jason: * runs off to tell the others *
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cmweller · 9 months
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Challenge #03867-J215: Marie Celested
All the crew were safely in sound proof escape pods. The lights were now dimmed, the human was on the intercom. Time to go Haunted House on these ruffians!
Took Therapists months to stop the pirates from screaming in their sleep. -- Anon Guest
First up, I fully understand the charges of psychological damage in the second degree. In my defence... they did attack us.
As a Ship's Human, it's my job to keep the crew, the cargo, and the ship safe. In that priority. If I can't save anything else, I have to save as many of the crew as possible. I get bonuses for saving the entire kit and kaboodle. I get demerits for killing people, so you could say that I was sufficiently motivated to scare them off.
I admit, I overdid it. See, the problem with psychological warfare is that you never know how much is just enough and how much is over the top. My crew were safe in the lifepods, so now I had to stop the invaders from getting to the cargo.
[Check the source for the rest of the story]
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misledmiseries · 1 year
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me vlogging in Piranesi's house: “ good morning children of the house it’s a gorgeous day here in the house perfect for fishing downstairs, don’t forget to click the like button and check the link for my fish recipe ❤️❤️  ″
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victorianrob · 10 months
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Horror 🏚 house?
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the-soulofdevil · 9 months
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Deadline 30th July, 2023
Invite
Enteries now open
The Other Demension by @nekoannie-chan
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weirdlookindog · 11 months
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Ghoul-Arama (1970)
The Oblong Box (1969), The Conqueror Worm (Witchfinder General, 1968), Horror House (The Haunted House of Horror, 1969) & The Crimson Cult (Curse of the Crimson Altar, 1968)
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slashingdisneypasta · 11 months
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Horror House Reacts: To Bubba Hugging Them.
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Warnings: Its crack.
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Billy Loomis: *Thinking* 'Holy s h i t. Leatherface is gonna kill me.'
Carrie White: *Nervous* "Ohh, Bubba!... haha... Are you- Are you okay? Um... " *Gives in after a moment, burying her head in Bubba's soft warm chest.* "Thank you Bubba... " // She doesn't care about the smell or the rotten flesh- she is so affection starved!!
Chucky Lee Ray: "... Put me the fuck down or lose your teeth. Its your choice. And also- jesus fucking christ, Bubs, take a shower."
Freddy Krueger: *Thinking, because his face is mushed into Bubba* '... this is how I die. Huh. Suffocated by a FAT GUY'S TITS- '
Jason Voorhees: Jason doesn't really cuddle him back because he is not physically affectionate- but this is his brother and he loves him, so he very calmly gives his back a pat. Like yeah I got you. You alright? Did someone hurt you? Does he need to kill someone?
Jennifer Check: "Oh, god, Bubba- you stink like raw meat left out in the sun marinating in ass sweat all fucking day- let me go!"
Jerry Dandridge: *Sighhh* "Okay buddy bring it in, but ah... a quick one, okay? Because this is cashmere, and I have a dinner date- "
Michael Myers: Oh Bubba you have nerve. He doesn't move, obviously, but um... he is not pleased.
Pamela Voorhees: True class, here. She doesn't even flinch, gives him a pat on the back and a smile, and offers him a cookie. He's a good boy, just like her Jason.
Patrick Bateman: *So so close to flipping out... standing there stiff as a board with Bubba squeezing him... eye twitching... *
Pennywise: *Alarms Bubba by reciprocating and wrapping his arms around... and around... and around and around and around Bubba until he's basically ensnared by elongated clown arms, cackling.*
Stu Macher: Initiates the hug. Chucks his arms out, like, "C'MERE, BUBBA! GIMMIE THAT SNUGGLE." Look, Stu is over the moon to meet his idols XDD I mean, he'd prefer to get a hug outta Michael or Freddy... but that seems unlikely... so he is getting that cuddle outta Bubba XD
Tiffany Valentine: Just thinking 'What would Martha Stuart do, what would Martha Stuart do, what would Martha Stuart do- '
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frankenhoooker · 7 months
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thatzombiefoo · 7 months
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rootsinthefuture · 7 months
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