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Incorrect Quote
Jennifer and Y/N arguing over which Slasher gets to be their 'Back up' (Back up husband in case they dont find anyone by 40).
Y/N: Alright!, you know what!? I know how we're gonna settle this. Alright, here- this is what we're gonna do.
Y/N: I am gonna write Freddy on one napkin and I'm gonna write Jason on the other napkin, and we are going to pick one.
Y/N: And that person is gonna be our back up!
Y/N: Okay here we go- *Shuffles the napkins around so no one knows which is which anymore, then holds them behind their back* Uhuh- Okay, pick one.
Jennifer: Uhh, hmm... left!
*Jennifer and Y/N read their napkins*
Y/N: uh- Jason!
Jennifer: ... Freddy.
Y/N: ... hm
Jennifer: Hm.
Y/N: ... we should just switch-
Jennifer: *Handing over her napkin immediately* Yep-
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incorrect-losers · 1 year
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Eddie: Come on, motherfucker! Get the fuck up!
Pennywise: *weakly starts to get up*
Eddie: *lifts weapon to attack it*
Pennywise: *pulls out a glock and shoots Eddie*
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crown-ov-horns · 6 months
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Mallory, drunk: *cries in the corner*
Michael: my dear, what's wrong?!
Mallory: I wouldn't have enough hands!
Michael: what?..
Mallory: if you really had seven heads, I wouldn't have enough hands!
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luxthestrange · 10 days
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#20 Ollo-
So You were in a meet-up for a partnership with some tiny thug...they plan to get rid of many of the heroes...you didn't care and found this idiot droning on and on boring TILL...he mentioned Fatgum is one of his targets...that's when mood shifted and your henchmen took the cue to step back, taking out their trenchcoats for the bloodbath about to happen-
Villain!Y/n: I think if you touch a single hair on his head, I'm gonna be wearing your guts like my mom's pashmina~
Overhaul: …Excuse me?
Villain!Y/n*Slowly your pupils started to grow red as you started to grow in size in an Eldrich horror deity voices come out of you as the lights started to explode around you and the furniture started to shake* I'm sorry~, Did I frickin' stutter? I said if you hurt him, you will experience pain and torment beyond anything you could possibly imagine, Your body will be torn apart, piece by piece, as you beg for mercy that will never come, I will add your screams to my goshdarn Spotify, and I will see your head mounted on a fudging pike!!!
Dave*Has face plastic mask when he gets a call on your phone and sees...surprisingly Fatgum number that he found out while investigating him* Um Boss It's Mister Fatgum's calling-
Villain!Y/n*Mid shifts and zoomies to nervously hold the phone in hands with a raging blush*O-oh my!?-He actually is calling me-SHIT SHIT HOW DO HUMANS SPEAK-*anwers call and coughs*Ollo!~
Henchment(Steve)*Smilling at you*Is "Hello"
Dave*Facepalms*...we practiced boss-
Villain!Y/n*Gasps and thanks steve*Hello!~
You look at your lackeys and they give you thumbs up happily, While Dave PROMPTLY...kicks the Yakuza out
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blueysobssesions · 1 year
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𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑸𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔
Request: Can you possibly make a One incorrect quotes with almost all the re characters in it?
Leon: (holding up a bottle of hand sanitizer) "This stuff is like a magical shield against viruses!"
Claire: "I can't believe you've never watched The Walking Dead."
Jill: "I don't see the appeal of watching a show about zombies when I've lived through an actual zombie apocalypse."
Chris: "I swear, if I have to fight one more giant monster, I'm going to lose it."
Leon: "Hey, at least you have muscles to fight with. I'm just a pretty face."
Ada: "Do you ever think about how different our lives would be if Umbrella had never existed?"
Wesker: "I try not to think about 'what ifs.' I just focus on the present and the future."
Jill:"I think I'm getting too old for this."
Carlos: "You're not old, you're just experienced."
Leon: "I can't believe we're stuck in this creepy mansion again."
Claire: "Yeah, it's like we're in some kind of horror movie."
Jill: "I hate to break it to you guys, but we *are* in a horror movie."
Barry: "I think I left my sandwich in the break room. I hope nobody ate it."
Chris: "Barry, we're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. I don't think anyone is thinking about your sandwich."
Nemesis: "STARS!"
Carlos: "Aw, he remembered our name!"
Leon: "Why do we always end up in sewers? Is it some kind of villain requirement?"
Wesker: "I'm not evil, I'm just misunderstood."
Chris: "You killed hundreds of people and tried to destroy the world."
Wesker: "Okay, maybe I'm a little evil."
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darkpeacemusic · 1 year
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Incorrect Horror Villain Quotes Because I have nothing to do in my life part 4
Bubba: You read my diary? Billy Loomis: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
*Chucky and Tiffany are in Paris.* Chucky: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? Tiffany: But... Chucky: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... Tiffany: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? Chucky: Yeah. Tiffany: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. Chucky: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. Tiffany: Okay, alright.
Bo: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours! Pennywise: Six? I only got three! Carrie: You guys got sleep? Billy Lenz, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffe before saying: What year is it??
Billy Loomis, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.
Daniel: Vincent, what do you have? Vincent: A KNIFE! Daniel: Okay, have fu- Lester: NO! (Not me imagining Daniel as a father to the Sinclair brothers OwO)
Art the Clown: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship. Freddy: We’re not friends. Art the Clown, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
Harry: That was a joke. Say ha. Jason: Ha. Harry: Now do it again. Jason: Ha. Harry: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.
Daniel: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch. Freddy: What changed your mind? Daniel: Oh, now I know that you’re a fake bitch. Why do you ask?
Bo: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked. Billy Loomis: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50 chance that'll fix it, right? Tiffany: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time. Harry: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy! Bubba: ...put it away.
Billy Lenz: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper? Billy Lenz: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Jason.
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the-mighty-mittens · 3 months
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I did a bunch of Castoff incorrect quotes, you wanna see?
Of course you do
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Marina: Pick a card, any card.
Rori: Fine.
Marina: Wait, that's my credit card!
Rori: You said any card.
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Marina: *running towards Arianna with open arms*
Arianna: *moves out of the way*
Marina: Hey, why'd you move?!
Arianna: I thought you were going to attack me.
Marina: I was going to hug you!
Arianna: Why would you hug me?
Marina: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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*when a child starts crying in public*
Sage: *tries to make the child laugh*
Frankie: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*
Marina: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*
Rori: *cries with the child*
Arianna: *ignores the child*
Vector: *is the reason why the child is crying*
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Vector: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.
Arianna:
Arianna: Vector, are you alright?
Vector: *sobs*
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Vector: A sprite is anything not static.
Sage: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.
Rori: A sprite is a fucking soda.
Rori: You god damn geekass bastards.
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Vector: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
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Vector: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi!
Rori: Hey- what are you doing-?
Vector, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D
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Rori: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.
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Rori: You’re kind of a pushover, aren’t you, Vector?
Vector: …I’m sorry.
Rori: See!? That’s exactly what I’m talking about!
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Arianna: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?
Sage: Do it or you're straight.
Arianna: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!
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Arianna: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Arianna: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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Vector, texting Arianna: Arianna there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Vector: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry
Vector: Arianna
Vector: Arianna
Arianna: Arianna is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.
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Rori: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!
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Arianna: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Frankie: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Arianna:
Arianna: What?
Frankie: I need to feed my Neopets!
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Arianna: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Marina: Those are wanted posters!
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Marina: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Rori: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
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Vector: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Arianna: Cannibalism.
Vector: *confused chewing noises*
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Sage: Where is Vector?
Marina: I'll do you one better, who is Vector??
Rori: Here's a better question, why is Vector?
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Arianna: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Vector: Arianna.. I'm gonna cry!
Arianna: Please don't.
Vector, crying: Request denied.
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Arianna: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.
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Vector: What’s it like being tall?
Rori: Is it nice?
Vector: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Frankie: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
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*in a group chat*
Marina: First one to reply is gat.
Marina: *gay
Marina: Wait...
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Marina: What did you get on your shirt?
Rori: Rust.
Marina: From what?
Rori: Weapons.
Arianna: Time for more adult supervision.
Bonus Zebra herd quotes!
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Zera: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.
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Zera: Hi, who's this? Terran changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Liam: What's mine?
Zera: Dwarf.
Liam: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Zera: Oh, hey Liam.
Liam: FUCK!
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Liam: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!
Sonja: Six? I only got three!
Terran: You guys got sleep?
Zera, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??
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Terran: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?
Liam: Ooh, yes please!
Zera, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!
Terran: It's not a bug though...
Zera: ...
Liam: ...
Zera: Well I still don't want to see.
Liam, realizing: Please don't throw-
Terran: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*
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Zera: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.
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derpyfangirl · 1 year
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Another Pokemon Scarlet/Violet AU thought dump
Inspired by @k-chips and @ameftowriter and I’s discussion on this post,here’s another dive into a Pokemon Scarlet/Violet AU.
To start, I have a theory regarding the professor that’s not present- Turo in Scarlet, Sada in Violet- that was partially inspired by the idea of villain!Clavell.
Now, I might be incorrect as I can’t find any quotes or maybe I imagined it, but I’m pretty sure AISada and AITuro mention that people can’t survive entering the time machine. Thing is, how would they know this unless it happened before?
Also, isn’t it strange that the other professor would just walk out on what can be assumed to be a happy family following Arven’s birth? Yeah, could be nerves, could be cold feet, could be a difference in opinion- but here’s the thing: they had already successfully brought something through the machine. Koraidon/Miraidon are noted as having come through PRIOR to Arven’s birth. So, what gives? If they also wanted to bring Pokemon from the past/future here, why leave when you got the machine finally working? This is where shit gets dark.
Continues under the read more.
My theory is, what if the other professor died testing if people could travel through the machine? Or fell into it?
As per usual, this analysis takes place in the Scarlet timeline, but can apply to Violet as well.
We know that by the time she writes in the journal that she needs more help and that “that man walked out shortly after the boy was born”, Sada is likely so obsessed that the other researchers- Clavell and Jacq included- have left. She could seen her husband dying as ‘walking away’. What if Turo was killed when he walked into the activated machine, getting sucked in and, unable to cope with the idea her dream has killed her beloved spouse and the father of her son, Sada instead chose to believe he walked out on her and Arven.
In regards to the AU discussed in the linked post, Clavell is a skilled manipulator and liar. What I see happening shortly after Arven being born is this:
Sada and Turo, having worked hard on their dream for so long, now have a newborn baby. They agree that work on the machine will need to slow down so they can spend time with their son and raise him together. One night while Sada is still in the hospital following Arven’s birth, Turo is in Area Zero finishing some calibrations on the machine and talking to Clavell, who came to visit and check in on the status of their research. When he’s told that the professors plan to delay their research for a few years, Clavell argues that they can’t, it won’t do, what about their momentum so far?
Turo, not as obsessed with the project as his wife and has noticed their old friend and mentor’s interest in Koraidon and the potential Paradox Pokemon, confronts Clavell, demanding to know why he’s so intent on them essentially pushing their son to the side and focusing solely on their research. Turo realizes that Clavell has been using them and goes to shut it all down, stating once he tells Sada what’s happening she’ll agree with his actions. Clavell won’t let his dream be destroyed when its only just began, and the pair fight.
At one point, the machine is activated and Turo is shoved away from Clavell, and to both their horrors is dragged into it and killed. With the danger to his dreams eliminated, Clavell decides to use this to his advantage and creates a goodbye letter from Turo, stating he’s not ready for all this and that Sada and their son will only hold him back. He tells Sada when he went to see Turo in the lab he found the letter and tricks her into thinking her husband walked out on their family and, in her anger and despair, falls further into her research, not once questioning Clavell until she realizes she too is being used. By this point, Clavell has been actively using Arven as a bargaining chip- the faster she creates paradise, the faster she gets to see him again. Communication between her and Arven have been cut off to prevent Sada from reaching out to her son and telling him what’s happening, so Arven ventures into Area Zero before she’s killed, hoping to find his mom. He and Mabosstiff are attacked by a Roaring Moon, escaping with their lives, but Mabosstiff is still badly injured. Clavell uses this to his advantage.
“Now Sada, Arven has already almost died after being attacked by a Paradox Pokemon because he misses you. It would be a shame if he was “accidentally” injured by another “monster” attack, but this time without Mabosstiff to save him, hmm? We don’t want him to die like Turo did.”
“What do you mean, like Turo did?!”
This is when she finds out the truth- that her husband didn’t abandon her and Arven, he was killed.
The AU continues as described in the original post, but with the added bit that Arven gets some sort of closure that the parent he thought left him and Sada actually loved him very much and wanted to be with them.
Again, thank you to @k-chips and @ameftowriter for inspiring this long ass post lol
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felixcloud6288 · 4 months
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Higurashi: Abducted by Demons Chapter 7
In the Garden of Eden story, when God asked Adam why he had eaten the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, Adam blamed Eve for giving it to her and Eve blamed the serpent for tempting her. Afterward, God banished them from the garden.
I think Frederica Berkastel's poem is saying the actual sin committed was refusing to acknowledge what they had done.
I think Rena has given up on trying to help Keiichi. She just walked past him without saying a word.
Keichii is shouting at Mion over keeping secrets from him, but he's only been in Hinamizawa for three weeks. Telling the newcomer about a history of mysterious serial murders is not really the best ice-breaker.
And besides, it's not like he's been honest either. He's been hiding his involvement with the police and that he's aware of the murders and Satoshi. Granted, he's kind of following Ooishi's orders to not trust them.
So the big lesson here: Never trust cops. They can only tear apart a community.
Rena has gone full psycho this chapter and she is loving every moment of it. I love the uncanny expressions she makes throughout that scene.
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And then the rest of the chapter is just a rollercoaster. Keiichi is chased by a deranged Rena, only to be attacked by some random townspeople. Then he wakes up in his room, and Mion and Rena are cheerfully greeting him. Then Rena holds Keiichi in place and Mion prepares to give Keiichi his punishment for not eating the ohagi.
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In earlier chapters, the artist uses the manga format to their advantage to give the best jumpscares. The page you're reading would create a certain mood or buildup, then you turn the page and BAM!! Full page spooky panel.
But in this chapter, we get two blank pages right as the tension reaches its peak. It makes for a good mindbreak. It's like that quote from a Christmas Carol: "Being prepared for almost anything, he was not prepared for nothing."
And those blank pages also help transition into what happens next. They break our focus for a moment and let the story shift to a calm moment where Keiichi wakes up, relieved it was a dream and he was was foolish to ever believe Rena and Mion would try to kill him.
Then you turn the page.
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Keiichi recognizes that man as a doctor, but doesn't know that's the same doctor he visited in chapter 4. The men he's talking to seem to be the same guys who attacked Keiichi.
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I don't know if it's a translation mistake or not, but Keiichi said the dam construction director was killed 5 years ago. That's incorrect. He died 4 years ago.
In the end, Keiichi dies from scratching out his throat, just like Tomitake. All the information he'd gathered to find the murderers was lost. It ends in the sort of way a horror murder might end. The protagonist dies, the villain escapes; Evil lives to kill another day.
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Spoiler Discussion
So what is real and what is not?
Mion's remarks about wanting to kill Ooishi is likely real. She mentioned he's retiring, which is something Keiichi wouldn't know.
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As for the scene with Rena, I have two ideas. Either the entire scene was a hallucination OR Rena was there but Keiichi hallucinated the cleaver.
I'm willing to accept arguments for either one. With the second, the dialogue could be read as Rena understanding something is wrong with Keiichi and genuinely trying to reach out and help him.
The two guys who attacked Keiichi are probably part of Irie's research team. They saw Keiichi screaming and panicking, realized he was suffering symptoms of Hinamizawa Syndrome and intervened.
The director Mion mentioned is Irie. He leads the local baseball team and is called the director as a result.
The part of Keiichi's final note that was removed was the part mentioning the construction director was still alive and Tomitake was killed with some drug. Ooishi was suspected of removing that part but denied it. I think Ooishi really did remove it though.
Irie would know everything going on and wouldn't have left part of the letter lying around if he found it. Meanwhile Ooishi would have a reason to let part of the message still be found.
The part of Keiichi's message that was found implies some greater conspiracy in the village and would therefore leave the case open and tie Keiichi's killing Mion and Rena to the dam construction murder that Ooishi has been trying to solve. But if the second part of the message and the syringe were kept, Keiichi's notes might be assumed to be part of some paranoid ramblings instead.
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Incorrect Quote
When Jason and Freddy fight in the Horror House and Tiffany convinces you to help calm them down.
Y/N: ... Fine... *Sigh* So, which one do you want me to take?
Tiffany: How about you take Jason and I'll take Freddy.
Y/N: Arrgh no
Tiffany: Okay, then I'll take Jason and you take Freddy.
Y/N: Aghh no...
Tiffany: Y/N!
Y/N: Cant I take Bubba?... He doesn't talk much, and as far as I can tell- thoroughly enjoys the way I dress.
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unkownknowledge · 10 months
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I love the Seed family as characters because they feel defined yet crazy enough that incorrect quotes often feel like valid interpretations if they were an animated sitcom rather than far cry villains that border on full on horror villains.
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undercoverwu · 2 years
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Reblog List
bc i really like to keep track of everything
least to most recent
PLEASE check these out! some of it is fanart, or shitposts, or whatever and the creators deserve recognition so, yea
many are memes. did i label em all? no
⭐️ = *whispers* my favorites
The Umbrella Academy
Too Fucking Funny ⭐️
Harry Potter
Wolfstar
Big Time Rush
“my child is completely fine”
Stranger Things
It’s a Red Flag
Why Nancy and Mike Didn’t Say “I Love You”
It’s 2024
Will is SLAY
TMNT 2012
Mona Lisa - Incorrect Quote
Lego
He’s A Ten Reblog One tehhahah ⭐️
He’s A Ten Reblog Two pshhshahah ⭐️
RotTMNT
Repressed Raph Taking That Hit
Fandom How We Doing
Rise Movie, What To Do
Feel So Normal
We Are Lucky to Have the Movie
How We Got A Movie, Interview
Instead of Through a Window
Donnie Fanart
“Cozy bros” Fanart ⭐️
Don Falling to His Death ft. Incorrect Quotes ⭐️
#5 in Kid’s Titles
Some End-of-Movie-Leo Analysis
“WHAT IN THE BODY HORROR”
No More Responsibilities
Watching Show as Movie Analyses Come Out
Nickelodeon in the Studio ⭐️
Tag Yourself
Mystic Mikey Fanart!!
Us After the Movie
Andy Explain Yourself
“Future Leo living in guilt”
Watching Snow Day Again
POV you are leo ⭐️
“Nickelodeon really knows what they’re doing”
Love the Movie More
LOOK AT THEM
Splinter Comforts Depressed Donnie (humor) (not angst) (it’s for shits) (for laughs) ⭐️
A Lovely Addition to My Incorrect Quote seriously thank you so much i love
Don’t Atello
ATTENTION
Reasons to Watch RotTMNT
Late Night Candy Store
Donnie says no and does it anyway inq
Understand why villains hate the turtles lmao
Leo and Future Leo
Leo is Busy Now, Raph ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Teacups Spinning
You would not believe ⭐️
Ninjago
i will not ⭐️ the in-universe memes bc theres many and itll be too many stars for my eyes, so just know
Whimsy Character until Step 2
Zoom Julien ⭐️
Cole Red-Green Colorblind
Jump Up Kick Back Cycle ⭐️
Looking for Happiness - Incorrect Quote
Tried to Cancel Ninjago
Fame Headcanons
Kai When He Sees Homo/Transphobic Shit - Incorrect Quote
Cole Housewife Mode - Incorrect Quote
Cole Full??? - Incorrect Quote
Both Jays
Wu is Starting to Think ⭐️
Plasma Wedding
Kai Vibe Check - Incorrect Quote
Lloyd Mid-Life Crisis - Incorrect Quote
A Live Slug Reaction
Wu is Starting to Think (again, i apparently reblogged this twice, my bad) ⭐️
Zane and a Lollipop
If You Are Queer
In-Universe Memes
More In-Universe Memes
Dancing Lloyd ⭐️
Lloyd Dancing Rb 2 heehee
Toaster Zane ⭐️
Even More In-Universe Memes
EVEN MORE IN-UNIVERSE MEMES
Zane Beloved
Ninjago Character Quiz!!! ⭐️
G r a v i t y
To Unlock the Dragon Form…
Other
Cookies for Mutuals
Mario Movie, “He isn’t even italian”
Lesbiphobia check:
Owl House Hanging in There Star
Hunter Gender Envy
Animation V Minecraft Ep 30 Update
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darkpeacemusic · 1 year
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Incorrect Horror Villain Quotes because I have nothing better to do in my life part 2 (with some Jason x Michael)
Freddy: Is this about me? Carrie: No. Freddy: Then I've lost interest.
Freddy: I think I'm falling for you. Michael: Then get up.
Michael, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Jason: Blue flavor! Michael: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Jason: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Michael: Blue is not a flavor! Jason: BLUE FLAVOR!
Michael: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. Jason: Michael: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? Jason: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
Lester: *visiting the other slashers* Hello, I just came to- Lester: *sees Leatherface shoving Ghostface into the washing machine while Chucky records and Vincent watches* Lester: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
Michael: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack. Jason: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.
Chucky, laying in bed: Get out of my room. Tiffany, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.
Michael: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Slashers: Awwww- Michael: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Slashers: Oh.
Jason: How do I tell Michael that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
Ghostface, holding a toy lightsaber: I’m Darth Vader! Freddy: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit.
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Person: (strapped to a table) What's that? Kovit: (holding an old dentist drill) A drill! Person: It's rusty! Kovit: It's an antique. They don't make 'em like this any more. Sturdy. Heavy. Dull! Kovit: I'm gonna want some gas for this. Person: Oh, thank God. I thought you weren't gonna use any. Kovit: Oh, the gas isn't for you, it's for me. You see, I wanna really enjoy this
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liddolwhynot2000 · 3 years
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Levi: Okay cadets, since you idiots watched 'The Ring' last night, here's some free advice for you cowards. If a creepy little girl crawls out of the TV and tries to kill you, yeah she's creepy but she's a little girl, kick her ass.
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