#HotPlating

[autistickaitovocaloid]

Might have fucked up.

#art talks about stuff #my parents got me this comically small cheap hotplate thing for christmas and as it's too small to cook a decent meal in #i melted down a bunch of crayons/oil pastels #but now there's leftover crayon in the pan + it's hardened #i really should've thought this through huh #i'm looking up methods online so i'm probably okay but

[deus-ex-mona]

when you have to act like you’re fine (but you’re really not)

#‘lightly seared’ my fingers on this 100+ degrees hotplate earlier and just. o w. #it didn’t leave any marks but my fingertips still sting a little. #thank goodness im a thumb player for mobile rhythm games. else i’d have to play on hard difficulty (priorities) #overall a 0/10 experience. the initial pain is about the same as that of an acid burn but the pain lingers more than the acid burn does… #actually wait this is worse than an acid burn. both don’t leave long-lasting marks or scars or anything but. hm. #the initial marks from acid burns last for about 3-5 days so… hmmmm. #hope my fingers will uncook themselves soon though. the pain’s getting kinda annoying.

[liminalhymnal]

Things I miss about Arizona:

• Circle-K Polar Pops

• The Nothingness of the Desert

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#Our walmarts dont get the luxury of stocking this sultry vixen #Otherwise I'd never go back to that goddamn hotplate of a state

[were-faggot]

call me walter white the way i am cooking in places i am not supposed to

#my hotplate came in the mail and it’s white people taco night #pretzel.txt

[doctorguilty]

Ordering takeout because fuck it i barely ate yesterday due to the nausea and I don't wanna fuck myself over and contribute to more pain waiting until midnight to make a meal today. It was TERRIBLE last night

#seth speaks #i did replace my hotplate BUT i am out of cookable things w/ it atm i used them up earlier in the week

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

americans who are scared of msg are so fucking funny like. *5 minutes later* "me and the bestie (ranch dressing mix package) (third ingredient monosodium glutamate)"

#ive been getting into pasta salad with ranch dressing mix in it. sound of the summer. #you cook the pasta. duh! then you cook some cheapo frozen peas at like a 1:3 or 1:2 pea to pasta ratio. then combine add like 2-3 table #spoons of mayo or greek yoghurt maybe? i havent tried that. and/or some salad dressing oil if you prefer. or sour cream maybe? i will also #throw some steamed chopped broccoli in. you could use corn or beans too? diced cucumber? anyway then you put a ranch dressing package on #top and mix it in. tastes really trashy and good. but full of vegatables. like dorito vegetables. a good cold summer dish that dosent upset #my stomach. also i can cook all the ingredients on my convection burner hotplate so it dosent turn my shithole uninsulated apartment into a #90 degree hellhole✌️🙏🥳 #**induction burner. it's an induction burner. sorry.

[grinchwrapsupreme]

decided to look at apartments for rent just for kicks and what the fuck what the fuck what the hell oh my god what the fuck

#are they... MORE expensive??? #has rent increased that much in 6 months???????? #genuinely what the fuck is going on in this city #'hmm maybe i can find a slightly smaller place so i can save on rent' <- me 2 minutes ago when i was young and foolish #so what i've learned from this is #if i ever move again #it will be out of the city because i literally cannot afford anywhere else here #without it being a basement studio with a hotplate instead of a kitchen #it's probably just a bad time of year #please god let it be a bad time of year

[aliensmoothie]

but see if i quit my job nice old women will not coerce me into taking sweets and treats home everyday

#⸸ #IT IS HELPFUL AFTER THE OVEN EXPLODED YESTERDAY . though my mom bought a little hotplate . so the microwave is not the only option anymore

[jbird-the-manwich]

cold process philtres are most unsung to be certain. I do love canning my rinses for later but ughghghghgghghggh the effort. 

#you can tell when I'm procrastinating by the incoherency of my babbling #today its rewiring my hotplate #tomorrow? who knows

[fairyysoup]

heartbreaking: the horrifyingly ambiguous concoction you just blew up your kitchen making doesn't taste good :(((

#this is giving chef!steve #but it's about the corned beef hash and eggs i just made on a hotplate on my patio bc i didn't want to make my place stinky #:(((( <3 #rose shut up

[meltamorphosis]

its been a while since ive done microwave poached eggs i hope i got the method right

#melty rambles #i couldve used the hotplates and boiled some eggs properly but #i didnt feel like it

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

someone fully stole my seat at dinner in the dining hall. I moved a chair out so I could pull my wheelchair up to the table and sat my ID and coffee cup at the spot. Generally, personal items being on the table is a sign that someone is sitting there and you don't sit with strangers without asking first (it's a formality, it's rare people say no). I came back to the chair being moved back, someone sitting in it, and my stuff I swear was moved further towards the edge of the table. I wanted to be mad but honestly there was baby corn at the ramen bar and I was too excited to eat my ramen to actually get into an argument so I passive-aggressively moved my stuff to the table next door (which was the same size and TOTALLY EMPTY so I don't know why they took my seat???) and ate my ramen. It was very good and then I got ice cream in a comically large bowl bc they were out of small ones so really nothing to complain about overall.

#the ramen bar is one of our options at breakfast/lunch sometimes #it's basically a bunch of bins (think the topping bins at subway) full of ramen ingredients #noodles meat veggies tofu and also a few sauces like soy and siracha and sesame oil #you get your chosen ingredients and sauces and hand the bowl over to someone with a pan and hotplate #who adds your choice of broth and heats it up for you #it's one of the best lunch/dinner options avaliable imo

[buffetlicious]

Sis enlisted the help of her friend to help pack back dinner for all of us. Rather than packed it in a box, the stall just wrapped the Sambal Stingray in banana leaf and aluminum foil. The ray or at least part of its fin is pan-fried with banana leaf underneath before smothering it with sambal chilli paste. The flesh is sweet and succulent, if not a little spicy from all the fiery sambal. The pickled onions and cincalok is eaten together with the stingray.

The poor Omelette had been squashed into a ball because the stall didn’t provide a container for it. But at least the omelette is still fluffy and soft with prawns and onions in it, just that it won’t win any Instagram award for appearance.

Another lackluster presentation is this Hotplate Tofu which is supposed to come with omelette underneath. Instead, a fried whole egg was given and the portion was miserably small considering four of us are sharing it. :(

Luckily, the friend also bought a big portion of Chai Tow Kway (菜头粿). This white carrot cake is the savoury version as opposed to the black carrot cake which uses sweet sauce.

To take away some of the heat from the sambal chilli, here is a cup of ice cold Avocado Milkshake sweetened with palm sugar (gula melaka) to cool you down.

#Dinner #Tze Char #煮炒 #Takeaway #Packed #Sambal Stingray #Spicy #Chilli #Banana Leaf #Cincalok #Omelette #Egg #Prawn #Onion #Hotplate Tofu #Squid #Seafood #Chai Tow Kway #菜头粿 #Fried Carrot Cake #Avocado Milkshake #Palm Sugar #Gula Melaka #White Rice #Food #Buffetlicious

[morning-softness]

It's really funny how I used to think that "your brain finishes developing at 25 and you can better understand and predict consequences" meant I would stop making ridiculously bad decisions.

I thought I would stop having *absolutely flawless* ideas that turned out to be terrible upon execution.

Instead, it means that now when I get a ridiculous idea, I think to myself "this is probably a bad idea; if I do this, the most likely result is [unwanted consequence]," and then I think "ok, but what if that doesn't happen, what if I pull it off really well and [*absolutely flawless original idea] happens instead?" and then I do it anyway.

It's like getting the "Are you sure?" pop-up and clicking "ok" instead of "cancel."

And the worst part is that I can't even be mad at the consequences anymore, because I knew exactly what would happen.

#this is about the time i overboiled milk so badly i got the kettle stuck to the hotplate #decided i still wanted to drink hot milk so poured more milk in the kettle #couldnt get the kettle off the hotplate to pour it so i picked up the whole hotplate to pour #actually managed to pour a mug of hot milk successfully! #dropped the hotplate on the sofa and burned a hole in a plushie sitting on it #but to be fair i did get to drink hot milk

[canismajors]

genuinely drink so little alcohol that i just have never been drunk which has the side effect of not knowing what my limits are at all

#is my face flushed bc of alcohol or bc i am sitting right in front of the hotplate. discuss

[shrimpo-illustraton]

bro be smoking..

#im built different #break time #tweaking #bro chillin #dracula flow #I'm moving different #habachi hotplate #himihamas #mars #space