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sugoi-writes · 1 day

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Cold. That's all you felt the second Alastor slipped from your core and pulled away from your back. Cold, and empty. A shiver ran up your spine as you sat there on your knees in the center of Alastor's bed, sheets soaked in spit and sweat and semen, your mind trying to catch up with reality. Where did he go?

You didn't have to wonder for long, as Alastor soon returned to your view - hair disheveled, antlers that had tripled in size, and a fine layer of sweat covering his well-toned chest and abs (his chic sense of fashion and debonair attitude was so so SO misleading). You watched him as he moved around you, knocking a couple of pillows that were clinging to the edge of his bed to the floor. It took your conscious mind a couple more seconds to comprehend what he was doing, but once it did, you had to bite your lip as your brain began to conjure such delectably salacious images of what he wanted you to do.

Alastor wanted you to ride him.

"Well, love," he started as he laid before you on his back; one hand tucked behind that magnificently opulent head of red and black hair; the other lazily stroking his still engorged cock - a bead of pre rolling down the length of it and mixing with your combined essences in the space between his shaft and balls.

From the corner of your eye, you barely noticed the stirring of shadows as Alastor stared you down, his signature cocky smirk present and a single brow raised. A soft whine escaped his throat when he tightened his grip and began to pump himself with a little more vigor, drool trickling from the corners of his mouth at the thought of being inside you once more. "It's not going to ride itself."

Fuck, this demon was insatiable!

( I promise, no more teasing after this one~ 😘 Love youuuu~! - ☄️❤️ Smut Santa )

MERRY FUCKING SMUTMAS, ANIMALS!!! SMUT SANTA HAS CUM COME!

First of all, how are you today, ☄️❤️Anon? Because I don't know HOW you crank these out so fast? Are you sleeping? Are you eating? 👀

S-SECOND OF ALL... ugh 😫💦 The cockiness! The demand! This man knows I would slurp him down, top to bottom, leaving no cum crumbs! I wanna R I D E that fucking sleigh, OKAY?!

I look forward to your other iterations, and the presents you continue to bless others with. 🙏 Good tidings for Smutmess, and a Happy Nude Year~

I fucking LOVE YOU, you brilliant, brilliant writer, you!!!

I definitely, for sure, just invented a Triple Hell for all of my Christmas puns. Lucifer is too scared to deal my dumb ass

@hazelfoureyes @minkdelovely I am NOT going to recover from this!!!!

#anon asks #anon submissions #alastor x reader #alastor x you #alastor x y/n #I MEAN CHRIST #HOW #JUST HOW #I LOVE THIS #BLESSED I AM BLESSED #smutmess #smut santa

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batbunker · 1 day

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Wait you're telling me we've gotten 50000 Bruce Funkos...a Steph funko, a Duke funko, Cass, Dick, Tim, Jason, Luke, Talia, a fucking CLOWNHUNTER Funko and we still haven't gotten one (1) Damian Wayne Funko????????

#dc comics #batfamily #damian wayne #robin #funko pop #i mean...WHY?#i must be missing it #how

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dogsstew · 14 hours

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Genuine question:

Hey how the hell do you guys get out art so fast, and on top of that, how do you get out multiple drawings for one post and have the patience to wait to post them all. OR! How do you not get sick of drawing the same idea over and over and abandon the doodles and just post the main thing bc what the flip!!

Everytime I try, I spend 50 min on one thing and it’s just the sketch like yall are tumblr warriors or something.

#yall are machines #how #text post

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despazito · 2 days

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A random elderly woman in california just had 4 pet nēnē on her property??

#HOW

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kaijuno · 7 months

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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

#or guy #not my business who be having periods #BUT IST IS MY BUSINESS THAT YOURE USING WINGLESS PADS #HOW

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kyriathanatos · 1 month

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hey, you guys wanna see something completely fucked up?

why the FUCK do these match so well. i didnt edit SHIT.

#SERIOUSLY #HOW #WHY #ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE THAT ITS SO MATCHED #THERE ARE LIKE 10+ THINGS THAT MATCH #RIDICULOUS #Mob Psycho 100

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handbagman · 1 year

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how do you draw wet hair

#Literally any kind of wet hair #just in general #How #how how #plea #se

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castielfucks · 6 months

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i had to see it, so do you

#sorry about it. sorry. so sorry.#it is AI art sorry guys sorry #spnblr #dean winchester #supernatural #ai art #spn #1k #HOW #2k #3k #4k #sigh #5k #6k #7k #8k #9k

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microwave-core · 9 months

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I think it'd be very funny if there was a Zelda game where Ganon isn't the big bad, but when you get to the Gerudo area there's a male Gerudo named Ganondorf there. He has zero relevance to the plot. Not any kind of twist where he becomes the villain in the end, or any kind of side quest. He's just there and that knowledge perpetually looms over your head menacingly.

#legend of zelda #loz #ganondorf #stellar content me #ill go back to writing but i had to get that idea out there #i cant be alone in this tourment #guys what happened #how did the post break containment #not that the tags and comments aren't good but like #how #GUYS #big tumblr on their way to shoot me out back now brb

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alchemists-wife · 3 months

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