#How To Cook Humba

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Delicious Pork Barbecue - Filipino Style  Delicious Pork Barbecue. Hi everyone ! Today ill be showing you how to cook pork barbecue Pinoy style in a charcoal. You wont believe these are the secrets that great barbecue places dont want you to know about. Amazing! Delicious Pork Barbecue & TENDER 💯✅ you will cook it again & again❗ Tastiest ever! Procedure: Combine all ingredients the pork mix thoroughly and add pork marinate 1hour before grilling. Ingredients: 1/2 pork kasim 4pcs calamansi 1tsp brown sugar 1/2 cup soy sauce Ground black pepper 1/4 cup ketchup 2tsp oyster sauce 1tsp garlic 1cup sprite Barbecue stick You can check if the chicken and pork meat is already cooked by using a barbecue thermometer. You canbuy one at https://amzn.to/3pwFDjU If you do not want to use a charchoal grill, you can always use a portable flame grill. One of the best ones can be found at https://amzn.to/3NzkKg0 If a portable flame grill does not work for you, you can use an electric grill. We recommend this electric grill https://amzn.to/3NGyQMl This is Rahl Cooks, sharing ideas on how to make cooking simple, fun and easy. You can also learn recipes that can also be great for business ideas. You are also welcome to share your recipes just comment down below.Thank you for watching! Please don't forget to hit like button, share and subscribe. THANK YOU! ✔️ Subscribe to my Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfFh2VC7xUUQmo8F7i52ljA?sub_confirmation=1 🔔 RING the BELL Icon to get notifications when I have a new video up. Related search: pinoy food, panlasang pinoy, pinoy recipe, pagkain pinoy, lutong pinoy, locan food ,filipino food ,Pork,Pork barbecue, Filipinostyle,Lutong bahay, Pork barbecue sprite, Oyster sauce, fried chicken taste to share, pork belly in soy sauce, pork belly in oyster sauce,best lechon belly, best pork adobo recipe, pork humba,best humba, best adobo, SIMPLE WAY of COOKING Pork belly!, how to cook pork belly, pork belly recipe, simple way to cook pork, pork, SIMPLE way to cook DELICIOUS Pork, bbq, pork bbq, barbecue, barbeque,pork barbecue, pork barbeque, #Delicious Pork Barbecue #filipinostyleporkbarbecue #filipinoporkbarbecue #pork

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Pork knuckles Humba Just how our mom cooks it.. (at Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg_XdmpJNeF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Watch "HOW TO COOK HUMBA BISAYA (BRAISED PORK BELLY)" on YouTube

#Filipino Dish #Filipino Food #Filipino #Humba Baboy #Braised Pork #How To Cook Humba #Pork Recipe #Pork Dish #Youtube

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Headcanons relating to the DLC characters:

The Piranha Plant has the high score on a trivia game at a local establishment despite not being sapient. No one knows why, but the prevailing theory is that it made a pact with a demon. The much more boring truth is, it was actually Palutena, who wanted to see how everyone would react.

Whenever something goes missing, most people immediately think Joker did it. This is why he wants Phoenix Wright on the roster.

Erdrick didn’t understand why everyone called him “Goku” or “Gohan,” but after discovering Dragon Ball, he felt as if he and everyone in the series had some sort of familial bond. He can’t explain it.

Banjo and Kazooie wanted to try Young Link’s transformation masks, partially to see how different they are from Mumbo Jumbo and Humba Wumba’s transformations. Young Link won’t let them. He didn’t want them dealing with the crushing agony they would feel if they put one on.

Sonic saw Terry fishing once and offered to introduce him to a friend. Terry, knowing about Big the Cat, just said no and assumed this was some weird joke from Sonic. But it wasn’t. Sonic was genuinely trying to be friendly and introduce Terry to one of his friends, even if said friend was Big the Cat.

Byleth tried to be a teacher for the children and teens, only to be overwhelmed by the differences from the curriculum of Garreg Mach. For starters, every universe has a different curriculum. At least Pit is learning how to read.

Min Min started going to the Wii Fit Trainers for fitness help. She’s disappointed that she hasn’t lost much weight, but they keep assuring her that she’s at a healthy weight.

No one remembers how it started, but there’s a running joke about Steve and Alex being dark gods wanting to usurp the Hands. It probably just has to do with their creation and destruction of things in their game.

Peach at one point borrowed Sephiroth’s shampoo. It did wonders for her hair, but she almost suffered from “Masamune-in-chest syndrome.” Look, there’s not a lot that can be said about Sephiroth without spoiling something from Final Fantasy VII.

Pyra works at Café Coeur Rose from this headcanon. Mythra insists that she can help and takes over occasionally, but only Yoshi and Kirby like Mythra’s cooking, and even they’ll admit they prefer Pyra’s.

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The Best Lechon

A popular dish in Spain and its former colonies, the word Lechon is derived from the Spanish word leche (milk) which refers to a roasted suckling pig. Over the centuries however, it wasn’t just small, suckling pigs that were being roasted. As the feasts got bigger, so did the size of the pig. Since then, this tasty dish has been the highlight of any gathering.

These days, lechon is now a staple meal in fiestas, weddings, reunions and other special occasions. With its crispy skin, juicy meat and generous servings, lechon makes any celebration a feast. No matter how small or big the gathering, lechon has brought family and friends closer together.

Today, the many lechoneros and restaurants in Cebu serve a variety of lechon dishes, including lechon paksiw, humba lechon, and even “pritchon” – lechon that’s fried after it’s been slow-roasted for a couple hours. If you want to sample authentic Cebuano lechon, it’s easy enough to get to Cebu when you’re coming from Metro Manila. In celebration of this culinary pride, The Mactan Newtown, in partnership with the Lapu-Lapu City Government, is once again putting the spotlight on the world-famous Cebu lechon, along with the rich history, artistry, and skill that goes into preparing this celebrated dish, with its very own “Lechon Festival.”

Cebu is a province in the Philippines consisting of the Cebu Island and many other surrounding islands. Its name’s derivation has many alternative interpretation but according to history, it was derived from the word “Sibu” which means “trade”. The lechon at the market has been the usual stopover for not a few travelers heading to the south of Cebu or driving back to Metro Cebu. If not eating the lechon in one of the diners, people bring them out, expecting that their choice cuts made it to the bags.

Leftover parts from the lechon, such as the head and feet, are usually cooked into another popular dish, lechon paksiw. Like lechon itself, lechon paksiw also differs based on whether it is prepared my lola like Luzon-style or Visayas-style, with the former using liver sauce as an essential ingredient, while the latter does not and it make the taste very delicious.

Most foodies raved about the Boneless Lechon the lechon belly was cooked in authentic Cebu-style–crispy skin, a bit salty, no need for lechon sauce, and best paired with vinegar. The sisig they offer got mixed reaction because it’s too oily, and reminded people of how fatty it is. Cooking lechon belly is easier than cooking the whole lechon and some people say that it is more tasty than the whole roasted pig because the flavor is absorbed by the meat by marinating and stuffing it with aromatics and spices. There are also varied techniques in cooking this lechon belly.

No family gathering or party is complete without a plate of chopped lechon or a roast pig delivered right before the meal starts. Some of us love drowning the rice in sarsa before eating spoonfuls of the juicy meat, but my family have their own unique touches to roasting a pig to cook lechon. Some of the identical preparation methods lechoneros share include coating the pig’s skin in soy sauce, coconut water, or even milk to give the pig color but my family they put a SPRITE or COCONUT WATER to make the skin crispier. But it’s the type of stuffing, specific cooking time, and the kind of pigs used that distinguishes one lechon from another. To find out how a pig is prepared before it’s roasted to become lechon. My titos takes its preparation methods from our house, as the province’s own way results in a more fragrant flavor and prevents that “nakakaumay” effect one usually gets from eating pork lechon and its so very yummy.

Paksiw na Lechon. If there is one thing we, Filipinos, go overboard during the holidays is the food. Our Noche Buena table is almost always groaning with the weight of various meats, sides, and sweets piled high. Christmas is just another excuse for us to enjoy lechon along with the embutido, the pancit, the lengua, the buko pandan, the leche flan.

Stick a stainless steel rod or bamboo pole through the pig’s body that my tito’s use  for the belly part should be cut open before placing the rod inside. and he tie the hands and feet of the pig to prevent them from coming apart during roasting.

There are many nutrients you can get  in lechon 

such as:

Carbs 22 g 

Dietary Fiber 2 g

Sugar 12 g

Protein 1 g

Sodium 1 mg

Potassium 358 mg

Cholesterol 0 mg

Vitamin C 14 %

Iron 1 %

#Lechon

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PORK ADOBO FILIPINO STYLE

When you go to the Philippines, one of the most famous dishes is Adobo which can be done in a variety of ingredient. It could be fish, pork, beef or chicken. Some exotic animals such as frog, “bayawak”, or even snake can be cooked in adobo style.

Since Philippines is made of three large islands named Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao it can be that there will be different culture and way of making adobo recipe. And since each large island is also composed of many small islands which is counted into thousands than it could be the adobo recipe can still be done a thousand different ways.

Basically, adobo is made up of meat (chicken, pork, beef or fish) with spices basically vinegar, soy sauce, pepper, salt and some herbs. Actually adobo is a Spanish terms which means to marinate or to combine the ingredients and left for preservation. The actual historically adobo came from Caribbean and Spain where one of the places which is abundant in herbs and spices.

Every Filipino dishes the most popular and famous dishes that always cook in every parties and every occasions was the Pork Adobo and this dish was invented in 400 years and this dishes it’s very delicious.

There’s so many ways to prepare this dish and it’s easy to cook and it’s so very tasty. Sometimes you can cook pork adobo and you can use all spices that it needs to cook this recipe. And I always put chilli to make the taste very delicious.

I always favourite fatty foods but my most favourite food is pork adobo because this recipe is the first dish I cook and it was so easy to cook this dish, wherever I go the pork adobo was always in the centre of the table in every occasions. This is the cultures of every Filipino and to preserve the food by using vinegar, and salt in soy sauce, makes it more known to many people but it’s better to put brown sugar to make taste sweet and sour.

At the time being, adobo has innovated its way of marinate you can put coconut milk or also you can put some vegetables to make it healthy. More ingredients have been added and sweets are sometimes also included in other culture’s way of cooking.

Also you can make adobo in vegetables in for vegetarian don’t worry because they have recipe of adobo using vegetable without meat. You can cook adobong “kangkong” and bamboo shoots etc.

Today, other way of adobo cooking is still invented in the Philippines. And it will not stop because people will be craving for more imaginative way of making adobo style foods. The Special White Adobo (Adobong Puti) you can put coconut milk to make it white and other twists to make it this dish.

Adobo is cooked by braising the meat in a mixture of vinegar, soy sauce and herbs until it is tender but sometime they make it very spicy to whose people loved spicy foods and also I one of them.

The saltiness of the soy sauce mixes nicely with the vinegar is to preserve the meat and make it delicious, you can use lemongrass together with a meat and while boiling and it’s give a nice aroma and the pepper that give a little bit spicy. It’s usually served with rice, which is also a staple Filipino food.

Adobo is similarity to other Filipino dish like Fish Paksiw it like adobo but the meat you use is not pork or chicken but you use fish and the way of cooking this recipe is you don’t need to sauté the seasonings ingredients. And in our home town this is known and famous dish like adobo.

But eating too much is can cause you make fat and the adobo recipe the proper to serve it in the table is once a week to prevent diseases because the fatty foods can make our body weak and it can high our blood pressure.

Being responsible and manage our diet it can help our body healthy and what we want, but don’t eat too much meat but you can balance it with vegetable to make our body healthy and no problems about our food lifestyle because every Filipino they always craving more on fatty foods and sometimes grilled or Barbeque dishes.

Adobo has many regional variations and chicken and pork adobo is just one of the common food that serve always and easy to cook a Filipino stew. I have my own version that adobo was made a solely of chicken or pork  but we can combine two types of meat that has varying cooking times and put some other ingredients, I like to brown my pork or fry it in own oil of pork meat especially in pork belly (which requires longer cook time) a bit before I add the chicken to prevent one from falling apart while the other sufficiently tenderise. .

In adobo dish in Philippines was very famous it also known in other country and this recipe was the most favourite of every Filipino and they improve this recipe and the use it into burger meat or you can use it in paired to bread.

In other recipe of cooking pork is ‘’humba’’ it’s like adobo but they boiled the meat of pork and you can put ‘’sprite’’ to absorb the meat to expand and you can also put some beans and ketchup and this taste was so very delicious like adobo but it’s sweet and very tasty and it’s must better paired with rice.

Adobo is a deceptively simple dish due to its ease of preparation and small number of ingredients required, and this dishes was serve in restaurant and ‘’carenderia’’. This dish has been around for a long time and once you take a bit and its mouth watery to those people whose love this dish. The health benefits are amazing as well and even it’s very fatty. You can add this recipe to your list and you can cook this dish easily, as its perfect when you're home from a tiring day from work and you want to cook something easy and nutritious at the same time it’s up to you what meat you use to cook this dish but you can cook this recipe with meat of pork with chicken meat together and it can balance the fatty parts of pork and meaty parts of chicken. Being one of my favourite foods because of how to make it easy and can be stored for long periods of time.

this is the nutrients that can get in adobo. but in vegetable is more nutrients can receive in our body especially in Kangkong or Sitaw its better with vegetable in adobo like kangkong its low calories and fats better than pure pork meat or chicken meat. For the same reason, it is one of the vegetable often recommended by the dietitians in the cholesterol controlling and good for your adobo. or sitaw is make the dish delicious and healthy beacuse sitaw has a vitamin for our eyesight and for our prevention to lower weaken our bones. and for the bamboo shoot is tender and juicy to help the taste of adobo delicious its low calorie has bamboo shoots and to our dietary fiber and it has a  potassium to balance the nutrients of adobo and its has important component of cell and body fluids that helps controlling heart rate and blood pressure by countering effects of sodium in the meat of pork and fats.

·         Calories

·         Total fat

·         Cholesterol

·         Sodium

·         Potassium

·         Total carbohydrates

·         benefits Sugar health

·         Protein

 This vitamins that you can get in this recipe is can help your health and it can balance the needs of your body to be strong but if you irresponsible to eat every day this food is it can cause your body high in calories because of this fatty food and it more on oily things like high cholesterol that can cause a disease in internal organs of your body.

And my concern to whom those people always eating fatty foods is be responsible to your health and always eat vegetable to balance our diet and together with exercise make our body healthy and strong and away from sickness.

#pork adobo

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Lambug Beach, Badian

On the cold day on 20th of May around 5'O clock in the morning, We rode on a small jeepney going to south with my friends. As we go on the different spots, we really enjoyed it especially the beach on badian which is called, "Lambug Beach." Lambug is a very nice place and we couldn't even imagine how can we be more amazed on that spot. As we enter the small way, we can see the overview of the blue water and it goes nearer and nearer until we arrived. I finally step the tiny rough sands all over my feet. I could smell the scent of the beach, the morning breezes, the waves flushing upon walls and especially the noice of the birds just like they're singing freely.

On that day, We cooked different kinds of foods like sinugbang isda, lumpia, humba etc. We played game called luksong baka, we were challenged also how to fix tents and lastly we enjoyed swimming on the cold water with lots of small fishes in. It was also my first time to overnight with friends and it was so fun. I can't definitely detailed everything but I know that our memories there will always remain no matter what happened.

#CNFPlato

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Eat and Crave for More: Humba

Indeed today’s generation is fortunate and lucky – all delicious food is easily available to us! I cannot imagine how life was in the ancient past when our ancestors did not have easy access to food which we have today. Maybe they are having hard time when they crave for something, like they still need to book a flight and travel to different places just to taste those different foods. But now, craving for Korean food? No need to go to Korea! Want some Italian Cuisine? No need to visit Italy! Just visit any restaurant in the city and get familiar with these hot, mouth watering and different tastes. Do in the same way when you want to eat a Filipino traditional dishes coming from different part of the Philippines.

           It was last summer when my family and I went to Initao for a short vacation. I do really love the place because of its very remarkable and amazing places, foods, and people. Indeed, I never regretted that our family stayed there to spend our vacation especially because of their signature dish: humba, for truly it taste so good and unforgettable, like literally you could say “It feels like heaven”. I ate different humba and pork adobo from different places but Initao made is indeed different and unique. Out of curiosity I asked some of the people there, and without hesitation they taught me how to cook it. First, I have to prepare the ingredients such as: 1½ lb. pork belly cubed, 1½ teaspoons whole peppercorn, 5 to 6 pieces dried bay leaves, 6 to 8 cloves garlic crushed, 5 tablespoons soysauce,3 tablespoons coconutvinegar,1½ cup water or beef broth, 3 tablespoons cooking oil, and Salt. Then, Heat the oil in a cooking pot, add the garlic. Cook until it starts to turn light brown, add the peppercorns and bay leaves. Continue to cook for 20 seconds so that its flavors get infused in the oil, put the pork belly in the cooking pot. Stir and cook until it turns light brown. Note: check the garlic and make sure that it does not get burnt. Adjust heat if necessary; pour the soy sauce and beef broth (or water). Let boil. Cover and cook in low heat for 40 minutes or until the pork gets tender. Add more beef broth or water if the liquid starts to dry quickly, pour-in the vinegar. Let the liquid re-boil. Stir and cook for 8 minutes, taste your pork adobo and decide to add salt if needed, transfer to a serving plate. Serve and Eat.

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How to Cook Chicken Humba with Coconut Milk

This chicken dish is so easy to cook and to prepare. Also, I think this is the chicken version of pork humba which is one of the popular Filipino dish

#chicken humba #coconut milk

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The Connection Between Senses and Food

We often hear the term "all sensory experience" whenever people give reviews about food. But what does it really mean? What do our senses have to do with the food we eat? Basically, we have 5 senses, vision smell, hearing, touch, and taste. And surprisingly, the level of indulgence relatively increases whenever we use all these senses when eating. Also, it's more beneficial when you do so because when you get so lost with what you're eating, you get filled faster and eventually reduce the chances of overeating. Meanwhile, there's so much more to an all-sensory eating, and here are the 5 senses and what they have to do with food.

1. Vision 

"Eyes eat first". That's basically one of the most common things we hear when taking cooking lessons. Well, that's particularly true to everything, even in our regular meals, what seems to be the most appealing gets finished first. Indulgence also starts with how the food appears. When it's plated well enough to entice you, that's when the excitement begins.

2. Smell

This is also a very crucial part of eating that not being able to smell food disrupts your ability to taste it. On the contrary, the more fragrant a dish is, the more we are convinced to taste it. Maybe that's also why aromatics are even made. It's one of the primary factors that make us conclude how indulgent a food is.

3. Hearing

Ever experience hearing that sizzling grilled food and it seems like you're gonna give in to that temptation? Or hearing that commercial of crispy fried chicken? Well those are just some of the instances our hearing contributes to the indulgence of food. How most food sounds will relatively affect our eating.

4. Touch

This sense has something to do with texture. Soft food has to be soft and hard or crisp has to be hard and crisp. This means that there is a standard texture to food and anything otherwise is not as savory, like who would even want a soggy fried chicken. Also, something that makes food much more indulgent is when different textures can be felt in one dish, like a thin crust pizza topped with mozzarella, fried chicken paired with humba and the like.

5. Taste

Lastly, for what good should food be but for satisfying our taste buds. There's something that always sets our favorite food apart from others. The tastier the food is, the more we are likely to remember it. The tastiest food you've eaten will always play a great part in your heart, and this is also why certain food appeals to our memory more than others.

As for me, something that I'll never forget is my grandma's lutong bahay. Wherever I go, there's always a part of me that looks for it. I must also say that during those times, my trusted food delivery has always been the immediate help I've counted on. For the all-sensory food experience that I crave for, Xpress Eats Davao had always been there. I simply order Order food online in Davao and dig into it. Good thing those are Davao Affordable Packed Meals which made my Food Trip more practical. For a more Affordable food tray in Davao, just head on to Xpress Eats website and they'll never disappoint!

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Humba : fall off the bones, soft and yup, fatty but so good. http://theskinnypot.com/how-to-cook-humba-plus-video/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CBRN1xlBB18/?igshid=pai9m6t8lncr

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The Binondo Girl's Food Trip

Hazel Catherine Tan

Every major city in different countries has established their own Chinatown; however, Chinatown in the Philippines is unlike any other. Binondo, Manila upholds its pride for being the oldest Chinatown in the world. Established in 1594, the Chinese culture, rich history, and historical traditions are well-preserved even in the 21st century from the Chinese immigrant ancestors to the new generation. What makes Binondo special is the showcase on how the Chinese and Filipino cultures coexist and intertwine together as a new whole. The district continues captures the hearts of many Filipinos, because of its trade and commerce, preserved culture and traditions, historical significance, and impeccable culinary scene.

Hokkien and Cantonese cuisines are two types of regional Chinese cuisines served in Binondo. Most of the Chinese immigrants are from Fujian Province, and Cantonese being the other regional type. Binondo’s Chinese cuisine is the manifestation on how it has major influence in the Philippine cuisine. The Chinese food served in Binondo are staples among Filipinos like pancit and lumpia, and the Chinese with the localized Chinese food like hong ma and kiampong. Its cuisine makes everyone travel across the borders to experience and indulge into the best Chinese food.

When doing a Binondo food trip, it is best to commute through LRT to Recto and taking a tricycle to Binondo or ride a jeep going to Divisoria. If you’re bringing a car, it is best to park it in Lucky Chinatown Mall. Riding a car around Binondo might not be the best option because of the heavy traffic. It is best to take a trip in Binondo around 1pm-4pm during weekdays because it wouldn’t be crowded by people who also go to Binondo and haggle cheap finds in Divisoria. You would also avoid traffic because there are many fetchers picking up their children from Chinese schools near the area. Walking around Chinatown is the best way to explore the vivid and busy streets, because you will appreciate and experience the integration of the modern and traditional Chinatown with the older institutions and new modern developments. You’ll get a better solid experience in walking to Chinatown because you’ll appreciate the ancient scenery and bustling vibe around the area. Plus, the food you ate will be easily digested well and you won’t get full while walking to the next restaurant. It is recommended to wear simple clothing and avoid eye-catching flashy jewelry. In that way, some merchants can’t take advantage of you by charging a high price. You won’t also garner attention from the thieves as well because they have good eyes to spot on tourists to be victimized.

In my trip to Binondo, my friends and I took a jeepney that had a “Divisoria” sign in its front window from Vito Cruz Taft that stopped at Burgundy Tower Divisoria, and paid P10 inclusive of a student discount. Since it was 1:45pm on a Tuesday, the traffic wasn’t bad and the jeepney wasn’t full of people as well. We arrived there around 2:30pm and greeted by the heat from the sun as the jeep stopped at Binondo Church. As my stomach started to growl, I began my food adventure in Binondo. Binondo Church is a good starting point on exploring Chinatown and going home with jeepneys doing round trips in the plaza.  Binondo Church because it is heart of the district and center of Chinatown. It is always filled with locals and vendors that you can always ask directions if you’re lost. There two streets besides the church: Yuchengco Street (formerly known as Condesa Street) at the left side and Ongpin Street at the right side.  There’s no right and wrong way to go because the streets in Binondo connect each other. You’ll always find your way back to the church again. There are a lot of different classic popular restaurants that locals always love and tourists go to, because of its authenticity and powerful flavors that will make you plan your next food trip to Binondo again.

When going on a food trip, it is best to go with a group of friends. In that way, you won’t be full with the meals and pay a cheaper price in the split bills. I always like to bond with my Chinese friends because our similar tastes and preferences in food. My friends and I would share our different experiences and childhood memories in our favorite restaurants. Our first stop was Tasty Dumplings. Tasty Dumplings is always a go-to Chinese restaurant because it located in the left side of Binondo Church in Yuchengco Street (formerly known as Condesa Street). The restaurant is always packed with tourists and locals, therefore service is not the best. If you have any requests to the waiters, it is best to reiterate your requests again.

However, the food beats its service. I always eat their famous hong ma with silver roll bread (P220 + P80) and soya milk (P45). While Tasty Dumplings’ famous pork chop may be the best seller, hong ma with silver roll is an underrated meal. Their hong ma is like a Chinese version of Visayan humba, which the Visayan humba originated. Hong ma is like their take on the Fujian Chinese soy sauce braised pork. It is best paired with the silver roll bread because both the sweetness of bread and pork clash together with the savory and salty taste of the meat. The fatty chunks on the top of the meat melt in your mouth and burst with a saltiness. A good tip is to dip in the sauce of the hong ma with the bread to savor the flavor. Whenever I take my Filipino friends for a Binondo food trip, Tasty Dumplings’ hong ma would always be their favorite out of the dishes we had tried because it tasted like a sweeter version of adobo. The pair never fails to make me satisfied with the clash of different flavors and Chinese twist of the Filipino favorite food.

      We walked towards Binondo Church again and went right side of the Binondo Church, specifically in Quintin Paredes Street. The next restaurant we went to was New Po Heng Lumpia House. We entered a small, family-run lumpia house that has recently moved inside the alley of Carvajal. Lumpia is a staple food for both Filipinos and Chinese at home and celebrations. The famous lumpia Shanghai that made by Filipinos is actually inspired by the Chinese lumpia, except it is fried, filled with meat, and dipped in ketchup or vinegar. On the other hand, Chinese lumpia is fresh, stuffed with different vegetables. It is sprinkled with crushed peanuts, and dipped in sweet and spicy soy-based sauce.

New Po Heng Lumpia House caters the finest and best fresh lumpia in Binondo with a budget friendly price of P70 and free refillable hot oolong tea. Even if you’re not a big fan of vegetables, you would appreciate their fresh lumpia because of its sweetness mixed the spicy sauce. When I went to eat at their new stall, I noticed how smaller and hotter the place is. However, the old and simple vibe of the place that remained the same that I saw. Most of customers are full of old Chinese businessmen eating and chatting. This place remained the highlight of my Binondo trip because my interaction with the owner of the restaurant.

The owner of the restaurant actually came up to us because he was happy to see young people eating at his restaurant. He mentioned that young people don’t eat at the lumpia house not because his restaurant has moved. Most of them don’t know his restaurant anymore even though it is popular among middle-aged and old people. It broke my heart when he told me that because their lumpia was worth every penny with its deliciousness and big serving. I’ve realized how some unpopular Chinese restaurants like New Po Heng are losing their spark among my generation because they’re starting to get overshadowed by mainstream restaurants, especially in Lucky Chinatown Mall. Writing this travelogue, I hope readers would take an interest of this restaurant and try out their best-selling lumpia.

From Ongpin Street, we went towards the last stop which was Golden Fortune Seafood Restaurant located in Soler Street near Peace Hotel. While we were walking from Ongpin St. to Soler St., we couldn’t help and be tempted to dine at the other Chinese restaurants we had passed by like President’s, Estero Fast Food, Salazar, and Macao Mini Hotpot. I remember when I was battling my temptions to dine at Macao Mini Hotpot because I was craving for shabu-shabu for the longest time ever. However, shabu-shabu wasn’t suitable to eat at 4pm with the current hot weather. Since it was merienda hours, it is best to eat dimsum as a snack. Good thing, we arrived at Golden Fortune on time at 4:25pm. It is best to eat there around 7am-11am, 2pm-5:30pm or 9pm-1am because they have a discount promo hour for their dimsum, congee, and noodles soup. Dimsum is a style of Cantonese cuisine prepared with small portions of food served in small steamed bamboo baskets and hot oolong tea for light snacks, which is its literal English translation. It is one of the favorite food that both Filipinos and Chinese love, as you can practically see siomai and siopao sold every mall and convenient stores.

Their dimsum is one of the best one I’ve tried around Binondo, because they have actual Hong Kong chefs that cook the authentic dimsum. Entering the restaurant, I was greeted by friendly waiters dressed up in cheongsams and changsans (traditional Chinese costume for females and males) and many marine tanks filled with lapu-lapu fishes, crabs, lobsters, clams, and eels. The restaurant has a high-class ambiance and full off a lot of middle-class Chinese families and mainland Chinese businessmen eating and chatting loudly. The dining experience and food in Golden Fortune are exactly like the restaurants I have eaten in Hong Kong. I feel like you wouldn’t even need to take a trip there because their food is similar to the dimsum restaurants in Hong Kong. We ordered shrimp hakaw (P88), shrimp siomai (P55), sharksfin dumplings (P55), and beef ball (P55). All the dimsum had a flavorful taste and chewy taste that matches well with the calamansi, toyo, and chili. I would actually recommend dipping the siomai to hoisin sauce for a sweet and salty taste. Overall, I had the best dining experience in Golden Fortune out of the three because the price we paid was even lesser than the quality of the food and service.

Out of the Binondo food trips I had in the past, this trip was one of the most memorable one because of how I deeply reflected on the cuisine in Binondo. I realized how most of the Chinese cuisine are adapted and localized by the Philippine cuisine but put their own version and uniqueness with the dishes. As a local who grew up in Chinatown eating at these restaurants, I have found comfort with these authentic and localized Chinese food. The Chinese cuisine in Binondo actually brings me pride as a Filipino-Chinese because of the quality and authenticity that these restaurants give. You wouldn’t even need to take a trip to China and Hong Kong because most of the restaurants in Binondo serve authentic Chinese food. Although some restaurants put a Filipino twist to cater for the Filipinos, their food has put a unique twist connecting the flavors of Philippine and Chinese cuisine. That’s why Filipinos and Chinese would always love the Filipino-Chinese cuisine, despite its difference from the versions. They always experience more than a sense of familiarity, it is home.

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MOUNT BATULAO

WHOSE SCARS ARE BIGGER THAN THESE DOUBTS OF MINE?

My sister and I were always talking about hiking in Mt. Batulao but we never really planned it. It was only a few days ago when we started putting colors to that idea and actually went yesterday.

We agreed that we would go there late in the afternoon, catch the sunset on the way to the campsite, spend the night in a tent, and then go to the summit early the next day which was a pretty good plan.

The trail to the campsite was easy and I was thinking the trail to the summit will be the same but I was freaking wrong. information from blogs said the difficulty level is 4/9 but for us, it was like 9/9. Haha! My sisters and I were like Lolas carrying a stick in one hand and the hand of our guide in the other. Haha!

God is so generous that He created beautiful things for us to enjoy freely.  We can’t help but stop from time to time to look at the picturesque view of the mountain.

How we did it in a very short planning:

We contacted Ramon (0910-131-7847) who we found through other blogs. We took a van to Nasugbu from Batangas Grand terminal which was a long cut carrying with us cooked sweet potatoes (we ate before hiking), rice and humba that pop cooked (for dinner), whole wheat bread, and peanut butter (for breakfast), water, few toiletries, and a few clothes for changing.

Ramon was already waiting at Hill Creek when we got there. We took a tricycle to the trailhead and we started hiking at 5pm on the way up, caught the sunset. Three registration fees were paid until we reached the campsite. The tent is pitched already when we get there at around 7pm.

The next day, we woke up before 5am to have breakfast and prepare to go to the summit. We left at 5:30am and because we were so slow, we got to the summit at 6:30am. We stayed for a few minutes and started our way downward at 7am.

Going down was faster and we were back at the campsite at 7:30am. We had another breakfast and started walking at 8:30am. By 9:30am, we were back at the trailhead. We freshened up in a store and changed our clothing. We took a tricycle again going to Hill Creek and bid Ramon goodbye. We went to Bag of Beans for a very quick brunch and we headed back home using the Turbina route.

Total Expenses:

Van from Batangas Grand terminal to Nasugbu - P140

Tricycle from Hill Creek to trailhead - P150

First Registration fee - P30

Second Registration fee - P30

Third Registration fee - P30

Tent - P500

Tour guide - P1000 (overnight)

Other expenses like buko, cr (P10 per wee-wee), noodles, egg, water - P200

Tricycle from trailhead to Hill Creek - P100

I’m not including here our transpo going to Bag of Beans, lunch there, and transpo going home.

#mt. batulao #nature #philippines #batangas #hiking #mount batulao

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HOW TO COOK PORK HUMBA VISAYA (HOT) VERSION

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Journal Entry #12: My 5th Failed Attempt at Vegetarianism

Ever since my grandmother’s death last year, I have been making major lifestyle changes, particularly in what I eat. My paternal grandmother died because of liver cirrhosis, which many would assume was caused by heavy alcohol intake. However, that wasn’t the case. My grandmother never touched a drop of alcohol in her life. The problem was in her diet. She liked to eat- pork, especially. She cooked the best humba and chicharron ever, which I greatly enjoyed as a child who grew up in her house. Her humba recipe was always a flavorful and rich pork belly, marinated overnight in garlic cloves, dried bay leaves and Pineapple juice. It was always served tender, mixed in brown sugar, salted black beans, and banana blossoms. She grew up with a diet that mainly consisted with beef and pork. Eventually, it was what killed her.

After her death, I decided that I was going to be a vegetarian. I have failed numerous times, mainly because I live in a dorm that didn’t allow me to cook. The carenderias around me served nothing but heavy pork after pork, butter on top of beef. Also, even their vegetables, their pinakbet and tortang talong seemed to swimming in cesspools of additives and preservatives. On top of that, made-to-order vegetarian meals cost way more than I expected. Living off a student allowance and purchasing organic vegetables with wheat gluten every week just isn’t doable.

While the struggle to try to become a vegetarian comes with a heavy price tag, I found it surprisingly easy to swear off pork, beef and even chicken. I read somewhere that we aren’t natural meat eaters, but we’re conditioned to believe that we are. Plus, taking up an Environmental Science course this semester really pushed me to advocate towards a healthier diet and against animal cruelty. All the class discussions and documentaries - about how chickens are being treated, sitting in a dark farmhouse, doing nothing but eat and lay eggs or about how cows are literally just sitting there every day, doing nothing but produce milk. Okay, people would say that this is necessary for our survival and this is being done to keep up with the demands of the population. However, as much as possible, I don’t want to be part of that “population”. Hence, the decision to go vegetarian.

While I’m nowhere near being a legit vegetarian, I have taken steps to eliminate pork and beef in my diet, and only eating chicken and fish when I have no choice. Someday, I’m going to successfully advocate against animal cruelty. Someday, I’m going to be a vegetarian who lives off tofu, wheat gluten and drinks soy in her tea.

There isn’t much progress here, and not much of a success story to tell. But this blog was never about success stories- it was always about the journey, the transition to what I am now and what I want to become.

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                             UGLEE

A Jarryd Robertson film

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The overture: classical music plays 1 minute

Appears-

    “This film is an apology for calling Angela a jew in year 7 and for referring to my mother as a kyke.. Also I looked at Pauls nose weird twice. - For the dead.” YELLOW FONT

the ocean FLOWS in, a red— filtered shade is composed over the water.

Scene 1- int/ext- Day- ‘The Six Nose’

An anti-jewish propaganda circa 1939

Narrator: (in german)The Jew is a plague. These physiognomies immediately refute the liberal theories about the equality of all who bear a human countenance.

four jewish man stand in a room smiling bearded dressed in robe and yamachas.

Narrator: (in german) the beard. the skullcap.  and the robes make the jew easily recognisable to any person. should he remove them we risk polluting the purity of our species being that only the sharp-eyed can spot their racial origins. the jew alters their outward appearance, and leave there polish haunts for the rich world. when a jew is around the non-jewish you see him hide, you see him remove the beard and skull cap prepared to infiltrate and destroy western civilization. The jew in kaftan.. Now.. the concealed jew in western european clothes.

the four jewish men stand without beard, skull cap and robes dressed in suits. smiling.

Narrator:  as you can see the jew may be able to conceal there heritage an infest our country. An essential trait to spot the Jew is the 6 nose.

a special circular ruler is placed against a Jews nose

Narrator: The shape of the nose is an involuntary revelation of the racial origins of the Jew. The phony dogma that tricked a healthy instinct of a nation. A plague that threatens the health of the aryan people. Richard Wagner, once said: “the jew is the demon behind the corruption of mankind” and these pictures prove it

The jews are shown smiling in the street. talking. some smoking. attending a synagogue.arguing

Narrator: instead jewish morality is in crass contradiction of the aryan concept of ethics, proclaims an unrestrained egoism of every Jew to be divine law. His religion makes cheating and usury a duty. In the fifth book of moses it is stated that “the lord may bless all thy dealings” for the jews doing business is something holy. there youth see only money and do not share the idealism of our german youth.

ADOLF HITLER drives through a parade

our fuhrer once wrote:

“The personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew”

Jews are shown in the street haggling and trading. and a Jew is shown sideways in a near silouette that fades into a silloutte

Narrator- Remember The six nose!

the nose is zoom in upon and an accent charms

-note: roman iconography and nazi flags is spliced throughout along with jewish paraphenallia.-

Scene 2- ext/int day- pond- Gold residence- the family man

A quiet rocky village in the country.

A pond occupied by ducks swimming harmoniously. The sun is going down and the world is laced with golden sunlight.

Bread is thrown into the water by families and kids. People are playing. The Jewish are living. the pond i and stills by a village that is occupied by only The jewish. a family is throwing bread into the water.

Jacobny: broyt (bread) broyt!

the ducks comp up the bread quacking about.

two kids begin skipping rocks. the rocks skip across the water in two pads/plops.

KEBETT: (in yiddish) Do you think you could hit a duck? hahaha

CORDEN: i could sell and feed rocks to this duck!

Corden nods firmly. he throws the rock and hits a duck. the ducks stammer and goes into panic fleeing about flapping the wings squawking about.

Kebett and Corden laugh and keep throwing rocks

Kebett: the ducks fly off north from here. hahaha

they skip more rocks and hit the ducks again causing them to fly off but no more ducks are hit.

kebetts mother lucille wanders towards the pond

Lucille: kebbett!! its dinner time come home

Corden: id do fu-fuck your mother because she cooks so well. Kebbet: “Abi gezunt dos leben ken men zikh ale mol nemen.” stay healthy because you can kill yourself later.

corden: tomorrow youll awake to her squeling “corden fuck me!!”

Kebbet: what did you say to me?

kebbet raises his hand to his chin and flicks his hand off of it with a click of his fingers

Gey strashe di gens (go threaten the geese)

the two boys leave the pond to go home.

you see corden arrive at his house. the house is made of round rocks as is most of the village. corden goes into his house and sneaks past his father who is tossing salad with wooden utensils. The Father HUMBA mixes up the salad. Humba is a good father and doctor. and now lives with his wife and four children.

Humba Gold: Sofia! giyani! Corden!

Humba pops a cork of a glass bottle of purple drink/juice. the four children come from their rooms as Humba pours them all a glass at the setted up dining room table. the children enter and sit at the table quiet. Corden is wearing a red peter pan like hat instead of his yamacah. Humba serves the dinner. the girls enter laughing. Humba silences them.

Humba: Sofia! have extra today. you’ll need to eat, you look very skinny!

Sofia: im trying to papa

Humba: did you catch the butterfly yet my butterfly?

Sofia: no they do not stand still for me

Humba:Because you are not a nice little girl i think

humba grins

sofia: i pray and worship every day  yes i am a nice girl. can you help me to catch it papa

Humba: perhaps tomorrow.. but.. you need only to look in the mirror my butterfly

humba reaches out to her and touches her nose.

Humba:hold hands everyone

they hold hands

Humba:BA-RUCH A-TAH A-DO-NOI

ELO-HAI-NU ME-LECH HA-O-LAM

HA-MO-TZI LE-CHEM MIN HA-A-RETZ. (blessed are you, Lord our God, king of the universe, who brings forth bread from the earth. )

Humba: we may now eat

the family eat away for a minute or so untill it becomes apparent that Corden is chewing with his mouth open

Corden: Chomp! Chomp!

humba becomes irritated. and bangs he table loudly. BANG.

Humba: Do not eat like an animal Corden!! if you want to eat like a goat! you can piss and shit like a goat, sleep like a goat FUCK LIKE A GOAT!!

Corden: Goat?..!!!

Humba: take that stupid hat off now

corden: Goat???

Humba slaps the hat off his head

Humba: mouth closed

the daughters sit silently eating quietly

Humba: BEHEYME (fool)

Corden: you work me like the goat

Humba: different… You a person!! what would your mother think? oh this boy is no person he pees with his feet!! what is this on your head?

Corden: hat.

Humba: TAKE THAT STUPID HAT OFF NOW

Corden stares at his father now hatless. they continue staring at eachother Corden grabs a handful of the salad with his hands and stuffs it in his mouth

Humbert:BOY!!!

Corden takes off his hat picks up his weapons/cutlery and begins using them.

-END SCENE-

Scene 3- ext/int-day- village street. The arrival of evil

the rocky made village is filled with jews all inside there homes. three SS gestapo vehicles drives upon the outskirts of the village slowly but surely approaching. birds eye. approaching from a few miles from the village two of the vehicles are jeep-like and the third, the car at the front, is a german vehicle of luxury. three gestapo are having a conversation in one of the military style jeeps.

VIKOR: whats the best type of jewish?

SOLO: mhm, a poor jueden.

They laugh.

solo: have good one da

vikor: how many jews does it take to ruin a nation?

solo: ein (one).

solo ashes a ciggarette.

vikor: again with.. whats the best type of jewish?

a nazi untilts his hat and begins speaking.

LUKIN: that is very simple.. one that is not of breath

solo: i prefer a jew that looks like he needs a jacket in winter. and is as still, as an oil painting.

all together: hahaha mudhahaha

lukin: soon they all be

lukin ashes the ciggarette.

nazi flags of the car float in the wind.

the cars are driving along a windy road.

-the second car to the front.-

a german named FANG shines his luger singing

a second named KLAUS is driving whilst behind the wheel, and another nazi gordon sits setting up his photo camera

FANG:

A, B, C, the cat ran in the snow,

And as she went out of it,

She had on white booties,

O jiminy, O jiminy, O jiminy, O gee!

GORDON: stop singing i cant deal with it

fang: (LOUDER)

oh !!A, B, C, the cat ran up high,

She licked her cold paw clean

And also cleaned her booties,

And went no more into the snowwww.

                          fang. whats wrong ?

gordon: its a melancholic day.

fang: da? holes for all, our last automatic death!

fang plays with his luger shining it faster getting off on it and then aims

fang: chu chu splat splash chu

gordon: system. they have a system now.

fang: makes our job prettier

gordan: our last pop pop. goodbye jew.. heil furher.

they exchange looks

fang:it is the last time we see the naked, idiotic, weak drop.. you get to take more pictures . (in german) and i get to play play  

gordon holds his camera to his eye

fang: lets make it the most beautiful massacre ever, okay?

gordan: Käsekuchen” or (cheesecake)!!

gordon takes the picture

gordon: last day..

fang: LAST. day.

the lineup of the car are approaching

-the luxurious first car-

the hood ornament gleams in vivid dominance a swatstika

ss gestapo officer grim is singing and conducting in his car as german classical music plays (voices of spring by erna sack)

Grim: ooo i love this party

conducting madly behind the wheel as they are close to the village. for some time.

he sings along a little.

they arrive at the village.

all cars pull up slowly as gravel crunches

the music gets quieter. the nazis exit there car

the trunk of the car is opened.

the nazis gather together.

shovels rattle

grim:ready gentlemen?!!

they nod.

the nazis begin stir up the houses and banging there shovels on every door of the one road village.

a little boy comes to the door.

gordon takes a picture

gordon: Käsekuchen”

fang: hello little one

banging on doors is heard throughout the road.

an old lady HOREZ hobells to the door

Horez: well. yi yi ! get away?

fang: get out. where taking you on a permanent vacation

banging is heard throughout the road.

gordon:system.

fang corks his luger.

the world goes silent.

jews are marched out of there house one by one.

is about to begin.

GRIM: a symphony of death, is about to begin

as he waves his arms conducting

-narration-

goebells :. In the evening I had a look at the Polish-Yiddish motion picture, The Dybuk. This film is intended to be a Jewish propaganda picture. Its effect, however, is so anti-Semitic that one can only be surprised to note how little the Jews know about themselves and how little they realize what is repulsive to a non-Jewish person and what is not. Looking at this film I realized once again that the Jewish race is the most disgusting one that inhabits the globe, and that we must show them no mercy and no indulgence. This riffraff must be eliminated and destroyed. Otherwise it won't be possible to bring peace to the world.

whilst this narration takes place the jews are forced out of there homes some in a struggle others go willingly the faces of the children and women are in terror and dismay crying, screaming.

the gestapo arrive at Humbas. vikor and solo bang on the door. humba answers the door

humba: who are you?

solo corks an mp40

Grim: Dr gold my i am ss Gestapo Grim. welcome.. i have a surprise for you.. i hereby invite you to a really really big funeral.

the family come to the door.

humba:

corden: *hapuet*

soflet: papa

solo forces the family out.

grim begins waving his arms conducting again

corden refuses but is eventually dragged out to the street

HUMBERT: please dont hurt my family.

corden is thrown for uncompliance with the ss. his hat falls to the ground

grim: uh-uh uh. no. dont do that. you might wreck his face!!!!!

grim continues conducting

the family is worked out to the center of the street to join the rest of there neighbours they stand 23 strong.

grim stands at the center and front of the line in which a small field is behind. by his car smoking, still waving his arms

the village continues to scream. becoming a herd of jew. nazis with automatic guns stand on every side and corner

humba and his family hug, each jew is individually in fear. screaming crying. children the elderly.

a little boy named RAMIYA runs away from the herd.

grim shoots him in the back. he drops

the village screams and gets closer together.

grim: you run!!! you wont get any last words like this worthless kyke got!!!!!!

scene end.

title appears- Ramiya

aunty islez: can i?… this is the first time he hears it, i want it to be from me!

mum of ramiya: nooooo

Ramiyas father: oh if he wants to hear it let him hear it.

mum of ramiya: okay go

the aunty walks over to the crib

aunty of ramiya:(in jewish) i love you! I LOVE YOU!

ramiya: who rama

scene end. black still

the herd is walked further into a field surrounding the village

crying like as they say there goodbyes in frequent terror.

SCENE ENDS

fang: strip

KADER takes of his brown and navy clothes

untill his underpants

Lukin:all the vay jew, naked

he takes off his underwear exposing his penis

a shovel is handed out. the line up is 22 strong.

fang: walk. filth!

he taps him with the gun on the bum.

kader walks to the field and begins digging

a girl named” anne “ walks to the front of the line up. the nazi at the end exposes her breast.

anne quivers in fear

after pulling her shirt open he touches her breat with a gun. she takes the rest of her clothes off breathing heavy tears she is handed a shovel

solo: walk!

two male jews are stripped and given shovels one by one being told so, they are handed shovels.

grim: dig you swine

grim: dig

soflet starts crying in the lineup.

Humba: its going to be okay my butterfly just looking for buried treasure.

humba kisses her holding her hand they walk together

Humba: corden take your sister corden

corden is handed soflet.

soflet: cordy whats papa going to do?

corden:keep us together

humbert looks closely at sofia

=humba: sofia if the bad men takes papa do not be still=

humba forces himself through to the front of the line up  breaking formation

vikor: out of formation! i’ll kill you if you move another centimetre jueden!

the guns of the ss click and the father is still. humbert raises his hands

humba:you dont have to do this? -in yiddish-

grim keeps conducting

they stand in silence for one second there eyes balling eachother

grim keeps conducting

humbert : i want to know if you are going to let..

grim stops conducting

grimm: talk

humbert : i want to know if you are going to let any of us live

grim smiles exposing a gold tooth

goebels narration: this is grim our finest killing machine

grim smiles and a gold tooth outline shines

humba: why are you doing this?

grimm: whats the problem? you disagree with nature?

humba: nature? death?

(*perhaps*grim:feral air questionnaire?)

grim: the purity is mere fundamentals. the second most important aspect to nazi Germany. there will be no flowers at your grave.

humba:I beg you. do not do this?

grim: frankly your race is the rape of our country.

humbert doesnt understand.

humbert: water?

humba makes a drinking motion to his lips.

grim: soon we will drink.

humba: adank (thank you).

humba returns to his family.

grim returns to conducting.

rumba hugs his family tight all together

lukin solo stands at the back if the herd.

grim and fang at the front. grim is conducting once again

fang: clothes….. strip!! clothes!!

the ss stand at each corner. amput is at the front of the line

amput:get away from me

fang: strip or die now

amput: hmmmph (sexily)

she takes off her clothes then takes her white grandma forties panties down. fang hands her a shovel

fang: go dig

fang smiles psychotically exposing his teeth closely.

amput walks to the field and begins digging with the other girls help along with the other girl.

japil is now at the front of the line

fang: do you have any silver?

japil:no

fang: strip

he takes of his shirt and he has brass on his belt

fang touches the belt

fang: gold?

japil:no no onn ono

fang: brass?

japil: take. you have?

fang: almost.. pants

japil lowers his pant

fang hands him a shovel

japil: how deep?

fang: china, go

WOLFEE appears a cartoon wolf

a wolf is on a flying carpet dressed in ss uniform blowing bubbles  a red flying carpet, a nazi swatstika is the center piece garment of the hood he crashes into a phat yodelling lady dressed in Traditional Bavarian Tracht and bursts into swatstikas that turn into love hearts and bubbles.

the cartoon ends and film burns out

the street is in still terror

japil eyes fang

fang eyes japil

japil: forever in fin

fang:go move

japil stands still. fang points the luger to his head

fang:go now

japil stands still

japil:fuck you and your fuher.

japil spits

the spit lands on fangs face.

japil refuses shaking

japil: El Maleh Rachamim

fang hits him with the pistol japil drops

grim: get up get up

japil: El Maleh Rachamim

fang then grabs him by the hair and lifts him

grim: salute the fuher

japil salutes with a gun to his head

fang: now kiss it

jappil kisses the luger

fang: again twice

japil breaksdown in tears

japil: no no

grim kisses the air

fang kisses the air

gordon laughs and kisses the sky

vikor kisses the air three times

solo kisses the air and laughs manically

lukin kisses five times

fang: now kiss it

japil kisses the luger and begins peeing on the shoes of fang

grim: this is the most attractive you’ve been all day hahaha

the ss all clap

grim: look at him pee

japils piss creates a puddle

grim: swein vermins everybody! cut it off

fang exposes a knife and grabs japils penis and cuts it off

he drops bleeding out. japil lies on the ground surrounded by the living

grim: what was the roaches name?

grim: who OWNS this child!!

a jew named ANNETE in the herd breaks out

annete: japil was his name!

TITLE APPEARS- JAPIL-

scene int day village

a classroom full of teenagers

japil: whats your name girly girl

amput: amput

japil smiels. amput smiles

narration japil: that was the first time i saw the love of my life naked.

amput digs away. the life leaves japils body

i lost my dick and my life.

japil is lieing dead in a pool of blood by the herd.

village street-

amput: what is yours? mr bad haircut

japil: haha japil. i do need a new hair cut miss beautiful

amput: long on top .short on bottom.. like a soldier

japil: yes MAM!

amput giggles and smiles

japil is lieing dead in a pool of blood by the herd.

japil: death was a turn on, even dickless. i got to see my girl naked. regardless i was taken. as i layed in a pool blood i thought of our first kiss.

japil and amput meet

amput: see, i knew it would look good.

she kisses him on the cheek

japil smiles all over his body

amput diggs naked extrenously.

gordon drags japil dickless to the hole leaving his dick in a puddle of urine. his body is placed near the hole

gordon: i like how you dig girly

gordon takes a photo. she looks cold and disgusted

amput: uh fuck you

the herd stand trembling and hugging.

a small girl named gloris is now at the front

grim: naked now

gloris:-ahhhh

she flaps her arms like a duck

she takes her clothes off

fang: walk to that  man in the corner sweety pie

dad:you cant have my daughter

grim: uh uh uh

grim waves his finger

fang: she will be gods. naked, Now

he reaches out to choke fang

grim: naughty!

*pop* grim shoots him in the shoulder

dad:GLORIS! meyn lib(in yiddish) my love subtitle

AZIK falls to the floor

fang stomps his head out till blood flys like popping bacon

title GLORIS FATHER appears

gloris dad ties glorises shoes

dad:rabbit stew rabbit hoop under do the two roll like dough and then make whole

the bloody boot is removed from a puddle of slushed brains and skull fang spits on the body

gloris father: and there we go

sweetheart shoe tieing finishes

gloris: love you papa

they kiss

the wife is standing at the dooorway

gloris’ mother: i still remember why i married you

glorris father “i am good at knots too! hahaha

mum: you two going out?

jacobny: yes allday arent we glorpy

the mum smiles

GLORIS MOTHER

*pop* grim shoots him in the shoulder

dad:GLORIS! meyn lib(in yiddish) my love subtitle

the mum is in a cupboard she hears the gunshot from the top floor she jumps out.

mother: oh my

she looks out the window.

mother: JACOBNY!!

TITLE APPEARS -JACOBNY- with an old time cash register sound effect or timer sound effect or bell.

lieing mashed on med unrecognisable

solo: jew jewwww they open fire \ the herd scream

humba: lucille DROP NOW!!

a bullet goes through the window and puts a hole in the glass and lucilles head killing lucille

LUCILLE APPEARS:

lucille is reading gloris a bed time story

lucille:…..

“And it is such a ‘gift to G-o-d’ which I embarrassed today, for which I am so sorry. And now that this ‘gift’ returned and came to me, shall I not shower him with love?”

lucille closes the book

jacobny enters

jacobny: bedtime now.

glorpy: love you father

lucille: night glorp

lucilles kisses her head strongly

the body of lucille drops to the floor

Humberts family is now at the front of the line up

fang: clothes

she strips her body is vulumptulious

he hands a shovel to giyani..  

fang: dig

she walks two metres to the hole and digs naked along with the others

LuKIN: PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT, FASTER JEWS

grim lights a ciggarette. humba reaches the front of the line

grim: ahh dr gold

humba: water? you promised water

grim: i promise death

humba: you cannot do this my family is too young

grimm: clothes off now it will rain soon.. you will not leave to see the third reich cleanse the planet of the rodents of such

humba: for it was you. i would show mercy

grim: clooooothes

humba spits on grims face. he wipes it off

grim: do not be so difficult doctor, please.. i think your health may be at risk

he raises a luger to humberts head

humba: i will do gods work and put you in the ground

before i let you treat me and my family like animal….

grim: my apologies doctor gold but you jueden will not live to see our haven

grim puts the gun to his forehead

grim: 3,2,

HUMBA: DO NOT BE STILL MY BUTTERFLY.. RUN

grim: ein

gunshot

HUMBERT appears

hot air ballon proposal, humbert is with his wife in a hot air balloon

humbert: if you say no ill fall.

he pops open the ring box

humbert: will you marry me?

mrs gold: yes my love

humbert gets up and they kiss and then humbert places the ring on her finger

hardcut

back to the horror

corden picks up soflet and runs.

he gets 25 metres in 4 seconds when he is punctured in the head by a bullet fired by vikor. soflet drops and tumbles  a little but parrys to her feet quickly

-CORDEN- appers

ext flower field

two boys in a field of white blossom trees as the blossoms fall from the sky.  corden is with johla

corden: race me turtle

johla: you are the one who is slow

they run in slow motion through the white blossom trees

they fall down laughing

the two look at eachother

they coontinue looking at each other

johla: i told you i was faster

corden goes in 90

johla goes in ten

they kiss passionately

EXT by the hole

soflet keeps running and looks back

slow motion: soflet: cooooorrrrdy

johla peers out forty five degrees breaking internally forever

MUSIC

GRIM: LITTLE GIRRRRLLL?

vikor keeps shooting

grim: stop. vikor, do the opposite of let her go

she hides behind a tree

grim: fetch, retrieve her

vikor nazi sprints after her

the nazi quickly catches up and soflet is hiding behind a tree

she throws a rock at him it hits his helmet and bounces off

ext jump cut

a cat chases a butterfly playfully playfully catching and then viciously eating.

he smiles like a smug then charges her like a hungry leopard

a man strips and takes a shovel.

the nazis laugh together, they all dig

humbas body is rolled in as the hole gets bigger amput giyani and and now a man are digging the body flops in naked, corden is also rolled in.

vikor piggy backs soflet on his shoulders and walks back to the hole.

grim: nagi nagi nagi no more running kitty

she squirms and squirms

he laughs vile

vikor: drop lot vici vici kitty

vikor holds up soflet and makes kissing faces at her

he strips her and places her on the outskirts of the hole.

ext

the butterfly lands on the white kittys back to which the kitty plays with

stel steps towards fang

stel: do not hurt my sister. please dont hurt my soflet sausage please

fang: if you are lucky you wont be breatheing to watch her perish .

stell pulss fangs gun to her gut and slams the trigger destroying her insides

Grim: the odds were so. and so and so it is, we lose another contestant hahaha

he pulls off stells dress and holds it holey and dripping blood

fang picks up stel and hungs her walking her on his torso and squeezes her cheeks

he squeezes the cheecks and puppets her  like a ventriloquist

fang:“ do not hurt my sister” hahaha

grim snickers sneering

he continues dragging her

fang:i love sausage

grim: your so funny

he walks her all the way to the hole

she flops into the now three metre hole row wide and half a shovel deep ragdoll flopping into the grave like a tetris piece

STEL APPEARS

playing with a dradle

stell: I was the first born in my family, my job was to inspire and take care. i died when i saw no posibillity of escape or life. i died when i smelt the germans breath

grim beathes smoke in slow motion. conducting with a ciggarette

stel playing with a dradle

stel: lehiyam

grim:to the hole?! clothes, roach..

you are not the digging type, frail.. disgusting.. you are with god i see.

the lady is praying to a star of david mumbling jewish prayers as she takes off her clothes

grim: to the hole we’ll save the eldest till last

the nazis strip the elderly and have her stand with the children

fang returns

she walks over to the hole shaking with a star of david

a child approaches grim handing grim a flower

grim: you are so polite i love when they dont speak. there almost cuter

veros: pleas let me live. i need yogurt sir! i need biscuits. i need dolly

grim: oh, her voice! she’s cuter than honey pie, yes! where is dolly?

veros: with my heart, but in room.

grim: lets go get dolly?

veros:pardon

grim: dolly! lets go and get her shall we, take my hand!

veros: ump

she takes grims hand

grim: watch these. try not to kill any

fang nods

grim and vera walk quietly and wholesomely. three jewish men are at the front of the line up

fang: strip now

pattering footsteps as grim and vera happily walk to veras house

grim opens the door

grim: oh dolly!

the wooden door creaks

veros: dollyyyyy!

grim: where is your dolly !

veros: come this way take my hand this time!

grim: ok..

they walk into the house and upstairs into her bedroom

veros: heres my heart, its where my invisible friend lives too his names mickey

we’re going to get married hehe

grim: hello dolly

veros: hello dolly!

grim:now darling, sweet, sunshine daisy?

im going to kill dolly  and your entire fucking race!!

grim takes out his luger and shoots dolly in the head.

vera screams

the window is opened and he throws the dolly out .

the dolly falls out the window near floaying from its lack of weirght it hits the floor and thee with a plop that sounds like a gatorade bottle on cement.

the girl veros starts crying

veros: why did you do that to dolly? WHY!?

grim: dolly is worth plenty more than you and your kyke moustache.

grim lifts veros by the hair

she squirms and screams he walks her to the window

vera: ah AH AHHH

grim: todaaa

she is thrown out the window hear hair pulled out

she is have way through the air when it pauses.

title appears- Vera

velos: this is how i died in my head.

vera is flapping her arms and soars into the sky after picking up her dolly

she kisses the dolly, and the dolly bullet holes sparkles to perfection. as she happily flys away into the clouds hugging her dolly.

velos: but in reality…..

a still of veros halfway through the air  

velos: i only flew two seconds

vera (velos) falls and her head splats on the floor

the door to the house closes and grim struts like disco back to the line up. two more jewish men are now digging at the hole along with 5 others.

GRIM: put bubbles on a shovel and take her to the hole . and uh her dolly too.

birds eye as they shiver by the hole vera and the dolly are thrown into the growing grave one by one vera first followed by her dolly

annette is next in line wideshot right of frame.

ANNETTE apears.

int- room- candle lit

writing in her room a love letter to japil by scrunched up pieces of paper. she puts it in a letter box

japil reads the letter.the letter, yiddish, reads

narration: japil i have a secret. my heart is warm at sight, my hand quivers in silence, my heart beats for thee, my chase to compel you, intercept me at the rocky street my lips have been waiting to meet. love, me (its a secret).

japil runs to the roof and screams

japil: AMBER

Japil smiles and puts the note in his breast pocket

annette along with the golds overhears

humba wakes up

humba: ohp

annette: my heart is ashamed. doooooo

amput: yiptuhhhh!?hahaha

annette punches the mirror and holds it to her throat

annete: discourse of my love. i am not alive.

she puts down the shank and cries

annette: a who who who

grim returns to the formation

grim: ah knower of japil? for breast take attraction, it would please if i fed you…?

does your interest peak? are you eager..

annette: what is that you want?

grim gets down to the puddle of piss and picks up japils severed penis

approaches annette

grim: second meal of the day. i take it?

annette: number one..

annette sucks the dick passionately

grim: on knees..

annette gets down on her knees and sucks the severed cock

grim: the swan performs!

annette: gluh gluh gluh

she throws up vomiting on the severed dick

grim:well done ! fine swan! for that you now get to live an extra 15 minutes, for your victorious lap of celebration.

take this shovel. dig. grim spits

annette: RAAAh ILL KILL YO/UU..

grim trips her

grim: now youve lost the attention of the audience the golden earring and lead trophy will not be in your grasp. im going to dig, LITTLE SCHLAMPE

SUBTITLE APPEARS: little slut  

he puts the luger in side her pussy an blows her mind twice she squirms orgasmically the bullets pop out her head

annette: japil

she falls in slow motion

grim: doo doo doo doo

grim: how could a swan fall without wings

violins exume

grim plays with his belt

grim : 2 LITTTTLLLE PIECESSSSSS!!!!….

fang: this is deaths symphony a corpsely arrangement of worthless vermin

grim: uhh. do not interupt.. i was about to break into song

solo: grim fancys her showmanship

grim breaks her neck

?the nazis throw coins annette?

she bounces like a coupe deville ragdoll the nazis sneer and gawk. the line near now 7

scooj is at the front of the line. a father

grim: seven left to face there doom was peggy looping new, my power to the funeral of undesirable.!

annette is dragged away in the backround

nazi:hurrah

the nazi heil hitler

solo: HURRAH!!!

vikor moves in from the back of the line PASSING SCOOJ A SHOVEL

grim: OK

vikor: dig

scooj walks to the body filled hole

an old man A young lady with a small boy and  another young man are at the front of the line

grim: ok little vones..

grim:take off your apparel and take in the trees the birds cheeping andthe wind that talks for soon you will be very very grave..

they strip the old lady and the little boy

maree: you do not know what you are doing? eternal damnation will be your fray, devil.

the devil has you by the soul and swallows you whole.

they all walk to the hole where 10 stand naked surrounded by nazis

they are lined up in a row by the 3 metre wide and one metre and a half deep mass grave

gunther starts crying

maree: think of pretty girls and stand with god gunther laughter is the best medicine, laugh at them!

gunther has a gun to his head

gunther laughs at the nazis

vikor: his laugh is so cute

solo: cheesecake

solo takes a picture of the little boy

grim: i like him..

kill him now

gunther: laughters is fond of my remembers ha hahaha

he begins to cry

*pop*

the boy IS SHOT IN the forehead he falls into the grave as the blood pours like a garden hose without a nozzle

GUNTHER (appears) in a synagogue

rabbi: keep these words inside your head gunther

Gunther looks the rabbi hits him with the book

rabbi:no matter how gloomy things seem, everything can turn around, talking to god can turn things around.

amput narration: the blue eyed man looked like a jungle man i spoke to him

amput: feeling good?

grim: not just yet

amput: on with you ! spits. where is your god?

grim: goodbye foul breathed kyke tata

amput:talatata monkey

*pop*

she falls like christ

AMBER appears

amput: suck your mother!

lights a ciggarette and blows a spit bubble.

amput brushes her hair three times in the mirror prepared for bed

amputs body is dragged to the whole she flops in indecently and flumpy.

a jew stands naked jumpin about

desdett: hows it going?

grim: what do you mean, it?

desdett: i could go on and on about. it. im in my birthday suit and im about to find out.

solo: gut weiter nackt sein (good, continue being naked.)

grim: any last words smart mouth?

desdett: knock knock

grim: your not there

grim drags him by the hair AS HE SQUELS fang holds the few alive at gun point like a super spy comically. desdett is now at the grave and holds him at the cusp of the dirt

desdett: ahh ahh ahh (squel)

grim: I DO NOT FANCY FORTUNE TELLING although

grim: death rules here, death rules the land

whilst he conducts some more

grim has his foot on his head.

he shoots the naked dessert

DESDET appears

desert is jumping on his bed singing

desdet: two little monkeys jumping on the bed the little one fell off and bumped his head

-back to the horror-

Grim : step right up

giyanyi is at the front of the line and is quick stripped

giyani is shot in the face falling flopping into the mass grave

-giyani appears

giyani in youth covering her face in lipstick circullly

and smiling childishly

giyani: i am now beautiful

she runs into the living room and the fmily laugh

stel: what have you done to your face?

they laugh

polonaise no.4 plays

9 more are shot and fall one by one

there last words in silent shot portralisticly higher res then the rest like a heat camera but less black. over a minute

grim: old jueden. you are the last.. old saggy vitch

marlot: UGLEEE!!!

*bang*

UGLEE appears. subtitled:(of god)

the sound of the body drops. in black.

grim: lets get out of here

intermission appears ray anthony room 43 plays out

soft fade MEANWHILE IN JAPAN appears announced by american.

6 sumos sit on a caroseul eating apples the apples are red and one is dropped falling to pieces.

54 minutes later appears -

polonaise no.2p plays

the naked corpses lie like a plate of jelly and the music gets louder. they hobble and wobble like meat, skin rubs

red

humba emerges

-the creshendo-

gasping for air

he picks up the sticks biting down on the stick he uses the second to pull out a bullet shard lodged in his cheek.

“butterfly” he shakes in terror especially his legs

“annneta”

he shakes annetes body she doesnt have any life

humbert: please

blood spills from his head

the village is still wakefully it rains

a town destroyed

humba:the street runs with my blood.

HUMBERT appears

hava nagila plays

he walks awkwardly back to his home to get a coat

and some pants

end scene

a tear rolls down humbas face as he breaks his house and he grabs a pair of scissors

the havas become humba as the choir returns in a disney fashion.

ACT 3 appears

“the monster custom, who all sense doth eat of habits devil, is angel yet in this, that to the use of actions fair and good, he likewise gives a frock or livery that aptly is put on”

appears-

scene int grims home.

grim: last day today

grims wife: i dont not want to have sex with you reak of *beep*

and your eyes smile of death

grim:no?!

grim rapes his wife he takes her as she comes

grims wife : uhh

fade to black

grim redos his belt buckle

grim: hitlers showcasing the german athlete before we introduce the final solution, fine athletes..

grims wife: hmm

grim: i do the death circus gladly and the fuher expects me to admire this jarra’s ability to run quickly quickly quickly. un

grims wife: i want you to race him? show this jarra

grim:i feel so useless darling

grim: the death circus continues da

grim:  more of use  i figure, fuhers all in a fuss cause he drinks almond milk da

grim: we will race him with the jueden and the winner will live to tell of the triumph

grims wife: dont count these frighty able out da  

scene end

scene ext/int brothel dusk

humba finds his horse in a field. he slowly appraches him and places a saddle on her back.

scene ext/ day running track

mengele: good morning to you all. today we pit the ability of our fine german against the dead

trumpets sound

cameras are rolling.

mengele:the first of many tests. welcome jarra!!

the crowd hurrahs

jarra takes to the starting line

mengele: and the jews

three jews walk to the starting line

mengele: on your marks!

the runners ready for a sprint

a gun is fired as a starting of the race and one of the jews drops after being hit by the bullet

jarra runs taking an early lead making ten paces ahead of the jews that follow suit

the swatstikas wave in the wind

jarra wins

mengele: a fine experiment!

the trumpets ring

the nazia file out of the stadium

two jews are placed up against the wall and shot at the same time their brains splatter the wall.

the trumpets echo with the gun shots an empty stadium

…

jarra flakes appears in cartoon

a cereal commercial

voice over: hey kids do you want to be big strong and fast? then you need jarra flakes

jarra: everyday i strive for perfection

(crunch)

…

grim approaches jarra who is still at the stadium dusting off his shoes

grim: hey i want to race you? my wife she wants me to race you

jarra: hmph

grim: please

jarra: ya

grim marks a starting line with his foot creasing the dirt

grim: this the de start.. to that pole

they run symphonically

…

grim looses by a nose

grim pulls out his gun and plugs jarra in the knee

jarra: coward. i won.

jarra flakes appears comically

grim: i drink jew blood

grim shoots him in the other knee

and then the head quickly

…

grim picks up the body

grim:believe it. you are very dead. very fast.

the body is lumping around feet dragging

grim:so it is so

lump

grim: ..you are no more

lump. grim enters the change rooms dragging the dead body

grim:so fast you were early for your own funeral

lump. drop

grim: artherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hhahahani

…

ext/int afternoon dusk

humba stalks the road on his horse through a street florished with nazi propaganda he dismounts the horse by a neon lit brothel. he walks in with a nod the girl working the brothel perks up

nancy: hello

humba walks straight past.

nancy: oh

you can hear nazis fucking an orgasmic lust of paid flesh.

a german is in the toilet whistling “ the way you make me feel”

humba walks in wand kicks open the cubicle the nazi pulls out a luger and is stabbed in the chest with a pair of scissors then slicing his throat in the chaos the toilet roll spills on the floor

…

humba exits the toilet now dressed as gestapo

humba:va

the man sits dead on the toilet covered in blood

…

“THE DEATH CIRCUS” appears

a train passes a live classical band full of chellos and violins is at the gate

grim: i formally welcome you! to the death circus !

the band intensifies

a tattoo gun rings

grim: this is how we count you

three jews wrists are marked with numbers

the jews stand naked and lifeless

3 tattoos are done

the number reads

2476.759

and the second

1865.7999

grim: haircuts!

one jews head is shaved

the jews stand lifelessly  but now bald and thinner

grim: heres where you eat!

the food slops from the laddle of the kitchen hand

twenty jews stand lifelessy

grim smells the gruel paste of food

grim: yum yum

…

grim: heres where you sleep!

jews stand naked priceless

quick cut to the jews lay in the hard wooden bunks

grim: no standing on the roof, okay? if you get on the roof the only way to get you down will to be to shoot you down

…

…

grim:and thhis, this, is where you clean

hundred jews in the  shower vomiting there last breath as the chemical seeps in the shower dining together

sclub 7 plays- bring it all back begins playing

gold is ripped out of the jews mouths 1 by 1

some have three gold teeth

14 floppy dead

the nazis dance in formation as theatrical as thriller but like puppet masters

and birds. a small musical number as teeth are pulled out in a gory display montage

…

a german circus takes place outside the walls of the camp

goebells watches smoking a cigarette and clapping at the wonderful quirk of circus

the clowns take photos

and a bear is in a car

grim enters the high room in which goebells sits a high viewing point

goebells: uhh grim

grim: i mine blinded by light they will not see

goebells: thats not going in the new picture

goebells: the word of your brutality is outstandingly unpopular

grim: are they calling me, the gollum?

goebells racks a line of coke

goebells: no there calling you the….

goebells whispers in grims ear (inaudible)

grim:??

goebells: your supposed to have a line?

grim: WHAT! goodbye

grim exits

goebells continues watching the circus

grim leaves

goebells: hitler faggot pshh

goebells associate: what of grim

goebells: he thinks he is a supreme killer i know

associate: hmm

goebells: “i know but look at him clutch the teet”

scene ext/int beach

australias sunsets as a ship breaches the horizon

an aboriginal drops a spear

100 years later appears

aussie kids smokes a homemade bong

i skrag were the fucks me weetbix

fucking oven ya lost it

oh fuck me with your weetbix

mum: tyler

tyler: yeah ?!!

mum: whens fatal attraction on?

tyler:  aw shove a weetbix up ya cunt  !!

mum: ya oven fucking lost it

scene end

scene ext/int desth camp

the speaker adresses the camp

mengele: appointment for torish haim

torish: donpupalay

family hug

torish enters a grey drab room

mengele: good day

torish shakes

mengele: were going to see if you have a spine. lie down here for me (in german)

grim is sitting in his office bored chewing bubblegum like a pregnant man with his hands on his belly

he hears screams from the next room

grim: do do do do

*chomp chomp*

he blows a bubble

pi- monkeys fucking by the twos for pi seconds

grim: youll fly when the world convinces you too

ext- dusk-

humba shines a luger on his horse. entering the death camp met with salutes from two officers

humba humba screams the choir

alma-santa sangre plays

naked jews are lined up for the shower shaking in cold

humba walks pass not batting an eye

the choir sings to drums

humba dismounts the horse at the office

the music stops

he enters the building trenchcoat flapping in the wind

humba knocks on the door that reads grim.

grim answers

accent

grim: I..

HUMBA lunges at him puting a pistol in his mouth

grim gets on his knees

         grim: dr gold pleased to see you what a surprise

humba: my life

grim: uhh

humba: are you my corden?

grim: (pistol in mouth) no

humba: my neighbour .. lucille

grim: put the gun down i dont want to have to kill all these people again

humba: my butterfly?? are you my butterfly? ARE YOU

ooo ooo my butterfly

grim: you will fall. you will die. and they will all be like your butterfly

humba: my butterfly? maybe line humba: im not here to save my people i cannot be saved

grim: my name is grim hölle leben Nimm mich jetzt g i am forever grateful

grim smiles and takes his hat

grim blows a big bubble with his bubblegum till it pops

-grim- appears

grim appears- 2 ii loved music, erna sack in particular  i’d never heard such a woman sing, such a voice, i imagined her killing power to be on par with my own

grim imagines erna sack singing to a audience of sorts and there heads explode one by one in slow motion to the height of her opera vocals its a real performance bar similar to a comedy club, red curtains circle tables in seats of two

humba fires one bullet

grim is hit once blowing his skull out and the second bullet

mengle looks up hearing the shots midway through cutting out a spine

mengele: oop

mengele walks out with a bonesaw in hand and is shot in the shoulder stapling him to the floor by humba.

pow.

humba walks slowly out

the boy screams in visceral terror

humba exits the building hiding from two nazis at the staircase

…

humba tips his hat

humba mounts the horse and exits the death camp slowly

nazis look on in confusion

MONTAGE:

one loaf of bread

kid in class recites : 6 million, NOW, aw get them extinct, you stink jueden, The war is worth nothing, we have nothing?, we have love (in yiddish). what did the stars say

act iv- turnover

int boardroom

goebells is in a meeting

GOEBELLS: i have the perfect idea for the new picture.. were going to make a spectacle of this Humbert the killer of our Grim

as his appropiates i wish you to star in it. find the reichs pest wherever he hide. were going to catch that little devil.

fang solo and gordon stand.

GOEBELLS: COSTUMES!!!

salsa music plays

goebells queerly runs through his studio costume department flying like a bird. playing with the coat hangers

gaffer: mark scene 7 take one

Goebells: action

the three stand in uniform and enter the car

- death squad- or -terror squad- appears to a jazz tune

solo sits at a chair smoking a cigarette

fang: my name is private fang: and i am here to do gods and the fuhrers  work

i like reading and making love.  

gordon: i take photos. my name is gordon. im here to cure the the german people from undesirables.

two flags fly a german and a nazi party flag

solo: My name is solo. im a gestapo i kill vermin!

solo shoots a disabled jew

narration goebells: a devil is among us.. a vile jueden determined on espionage and economic turmulence and death of the german people.. we will struck him out!!!

iconography of the nazi party.

fang: we are sharks..

solo: and we will catch ze fish swimming in our destitude.

goebells: schneiden! okay solo can you come here? can you just say “i will kill every jew, every last jew”

solo nods

goebells: rolling!

solo: i will kill every jew, every jew.

goebells: now fang say this with more att-ti-tude than solo

goebells

goebells: fang, every jew will die by my hand, or die by the hand of my species

fang: every jew will die by my hand, or by the hand of my supreme race

goebells: perfect

goebells: rolling!

gordon: there will be no smiles till every jew has parished.

goebells: good schneiden! love what you did with it gordon beautiful. now we tulgen to the seen of the crime

a swatstika appears a nazi

narration goebells: anywhere the deficient breathing jueden still lurks some hide under floor boards.

jews are marched out from underneath floorboards and herded up from houses.

goebelss: others.. in wardrobes. they could be in your home? in your backyard??. at your dinner table????!

a swatstika flag flys in the wind.

narrator: they will meet DEATH

-death squad- appears

jazz trumpets horn out.

scene-ext/int-day

humba rides his horse by the horizon untill they find a lake

the horse stops to drink he gets off and cleans blood from his hands.

for sometime

looking at himself seeing the monster in himself

the water ripples and a red filter is placed over the water fading in over one second

the water waves place upon the shore in echoing with the crys of the dead neighbourhood

“shlikenshaaa”

“Ugleee”

“mahunsha”

humba trembles

-the death squad-

appears again

goebells: MAKE UP people MAKE UP. i want you killers to look like true german sex cuisine, okay lighting.

this is when we kill the scoundrel; lets find the jew, put another hole in his head.

solo:this man killed germans

fang:one jew is to many jew

gordon: i will have no remorse for a jew corpse

goebells: yes, i like that one alot

scene end

humba is loading his luger in nazi uniform by the lake

he counts on his fingers ,

humbert: eyns

humbert:tsvey

humbert: dray

humbert: fir

humbert: finf

humbert mounts the horse and rides into the landscape

they track humba in a landscape montage

as humba rides quietly

-gordon solo fang killed off possible bygun fire luger

pop pop pop

they drop a ?bullet pops goebells camera?

humba fires one moe to find an empty clip

a shot of gordons camera

gordan: appears: first camera flash and first photo, world war 1 is over newspaper

a shot of solos nazi arm band and name reading Q.Solo

solo: with nana “your my man of the house” “

Fangs dead face shot

fang:eating an apple while seeing his first girl naked ala once upon a time in amez

birds eye and close up of eye then nazi arm and then distorted face

the trigger goes click

goebells prances

goebels: oh….

humba: How did our eyes get so red?

goebells: i think the present owner.. cant count.. silly silly jew

humba: i am the holy

humba reloads the luger

goebelss: you are the dead. goose egg.

humba pushes goebells

humba: walk

goebells: uhh! i am supreme to these, hitler faggots pshh

humba: WALK!

GOEBELLS hands are raised

GOEBELLS: “nigger rape jew” “fuckin spit on you” !

goebells spits at humba

they march over the hills

(goebells is in fur coat)

goebells: all you prayer given slugs ever wanted

goebells falls over from a push

goebells gets to his feet

goebells: i am the man of the century.

humbert: hent royf

subititle: Hands up

GOEBELLS raisies his hands

HUmba:goodbye.

goebells: Kill away… kill me like the good abortion you are…

humba: it is i who deliver you to the devil. (yiddish)i am the angel of death.

GOEBELLS : i am the man of the century! fuck you and your jew mouth.

pop

ARHHHHHHHHHHH

goebells is shot and falls to the floor his blood translates with the lake

Goebells appears:

narration-

History may claim there ‘is” a solution in which we only killed forty maybe 50 but the pretty pictures speak not only a thousand years for all that of a thousands years of the third reich.

goebells: goebells plays with a toy car by a chess game his father sets up chess game. the wheels spin. german): the apple does not fall far from the tree, it is our legacy.. our wit our charm in victory and our legacy my son, sit, play with me.

goebells how do you play

blood drowns the chessboard. frame locked on the chessboard

a bird flys through the window and smashes a framed picture of a young goebells

a german family is eating dinner three girls and a man

knock knock

the father gets the girl to open the door

crate: get.. door!

a girl answers the door

girl: heil hitler

crate: come in sit down

humba enters still dressed as a nazi, the girl sits back down

the father is eating with his mouth open

crate: heil hitler

humba: heil hitler

crate: oh, pull up a chair, have a plate

the family eat there steaks

the man chews

the daughter chops her steak

another daughter burps

the man chews

THE MAN CHEWS

humba looks blankly disgusted and out of reason

THE MAN CHEWS

THE MAN CHEWS

crate: where are you from

humba: listal

THE MAN CHEWS

crate: lovely place

humba: da

crate: what brought you here

the daughters chew

a daughter cuts the steak

THE MAN CHEWS

crate: say something

the man chews mouth full and open

crate: what brings you here

THE MAN CHEWS

humba: funeral

THE MAN CHEWS

the man chews

humba bows in disgust

THE MAN CHEWS

flashbacks appear screams of the flashbacks

                      crate: ahhh terrible news. not like our good germans killing them softly, gods work. the MAN CHEWS

the man chews

the man slices his steak

the man chews

THE MAN CHEWS

the man chews

THE MAN CHEWS

THE MAN CHEWS

humbas eye drops one tear

the man chews

THE MAN CHEWS

a car drives past exposing humbas nose

synths charm and the candles from hannukah appear ala exorcist when the demon face appears

crate: jewish!?!!

humba pulls out his luger and pops the father in the centre of his head

the girls pull out of there seats

silence

Humba puts the gun in his mouth

Humba: Life. A groyser tzuleyger

he blows his brains out, his head smacks the empty plate on the table below him breaking it. `

UGLEE appears

YELLOW SUBTITLED: of god

the girls scream as there chairs pullout

…

humba is at a hospital bed his wife is giving birth. a baby is born the mother lives..

humba: this is the happiest day of my life

humba pokes his babies nose

she is crying then he touches her nose and she stops crying

baby:ooo

humba: “butterfly”.

los lobos-we belong together plays

fin

notes:

-rewrite how humba finds where the camp is

rewrite-

escape of jews- maybe did a runner* conversation conversation conversation escape naked

thank you: Rebecca, Nagi and Emily ,