#How To Shoot

[microwave-core]

I think it'd be very funny if there was a Zelda game where Ganon isn't the big bad, but when you get to the Gerudo area there's a male Gerudo named Ganondorf there. He has zero relevance to the plot. Not any kind of twist where he becomes the villain in the end, or any kind of side quest. He's just there and that knowledge perpetually looms over your head menacingly.

#legend of zelda #loz #ganondorf #stellar content me #ill go back to writing but i had to get that idea out there #i cant be alone in this tourment #guys what happened #how did the post break containment #not that the tags and comments aren't good but like #how #GUYS #big tumblr on their way to shoot me out back now brb

[saewokhrisz]

you could think better with a hole in your head

#SO THE SHOWTIME CONCEPT ART? #FUCKING EXPLODES? #the section about how there was an idea that ren would shoot akechi to reveal bm....goes crazy #shuake #my art #persona 5 #ren amamiya #goro akechi #akeshu #akira kurusu #p5 #persona #fanart

[itzitxou]

Mobei-jun wants to smooch too.

Give him a moment he's learning.

#This is a continuation of my previous post with bingqiu smooching 🫶 #How to Smooch your God (bite him) #They're such a mess and I love them for it #Moshang #mobei jun #Mobei-jun #shang qinghua #airplane #airplane shooting towards the sky #bingqiu #luo binghe #Svsss #svsss fanart #mxtx fanart #Shen qingqiu #danmei #sketches #art #illustration #scum villain's self saving system #scum villian self saving system #Sv #chinese #Shen yuan #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #人渣反派自救系统

[buppkizz]

these 2 dragging sniper out of isolation to come hang

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 demoman #tf2 sniper #they are the bros of all time 2 me #they watch everything together and i feel like they'd appreciate each other's tastes in a lot #sit by the campfire crack beers n shoot the cans while talkin about the latest gunsmoke ep that just aired on the outdoor tv engie set up #demo is swinging his sword around drunkenly while they are doing this and has almost cut their heads off god knows how many times #maybe actually cut their heads off a couple times #all in good fun!!

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Can’t decide what’s funnier- Benoit Blanc meeting his husband during a high stakes murder mystery or Benoit Blanc meeting his husband at like, the grocery store

#glass onion a knives out mystery #glass onion #benoit blanc #if it’s the first thing then you know it was a bickering-to-lovers situation #like Phillip thought he was completely ridiculous and overblown #and then they grow closer to the point where they’re flirting while like. some jackass is shooting at people right behind them #just them renacting the scene from clue #‘how do you even get into that position?!’ ‘well here let me show you’ #if it’s the second thing then they keep just pumping into each other buying the same pretentious items #blanc just wears him down #personal

[confessedlyfannish]

DP x DC Prompt #4

When they all convene at the cave, Alfred is silently wrapping Dick's knuckles. Damian hovers beside him. Tim and Barbara are hunched over the batcomputer, not even sparing Bruce a glance as he strides over.

"Report," Batman grunts. No one reacts.

"Report!"

"Hood pushed his panic button at 2:34 AM," Barbara says shortly, straightening.

The button had been a joke, mostly because Jason would never use it and everyone knew it.

"I patched into his comm at 2:35. This is what I heard initially." At her nod, Tim presses play. What occurs next is a garble. There is the sound of high winds, as if Hood is rushing through the air, even though the comms are designed to filter out any ambiance otherwise the Bats would never hear each other. Interspersed is a mixture of static punctuated by high, inhuman screeches of metal and something else unknown.

"This goes on," Barbara says after thirty long seconds, switching it off. "Red Hood failed to respond to any attempts at contact. I dispatched Nightwing to Hood's location at 2:36 AM. He was approximately two miles away." She pulls up a GPS map of their respective locations, their beacons blinking.

"At 2:41 AM, Red Hood's comm goes off, as does his GPS," Barbara says, swallowing softly as the red beacon indicating Jason disappears. "Nightwing arrives at 2:42 AM."

Dick doesn't say anything, head hanging low as he grips the metal table he sits on. Damian glances between the two of them, expression flat but fists clenched.

"Nightwing, report."

"..."

"Scene was empty, B," Tim speaks up. "No trace of Hood, no sign of a struggle. No cameras in the alley. We've been checking the ones nearby but so far there's no sign of anyone but Hood heading in that direction...and no one, Hood included, caught in the cams heading out, not within that time frame."

"So he's still in the area," Batman concludes. "The local buildings?"

"All the entrances have cameras, which showed no evidence of Hood nor any evidence of being tampered with," Barbara says. "Nightwing, Red Robin and Robin canvased within a half mile radius to check for any signs of disturbances in any of the windows or rooftops but found no evidence to support Hood being taken. A scan confirmed several serial offenders, but when interviewed and searched there was no sign of Hood. Several in the area reported an unusual quiet for Crime Alley."

Batman forces the next question out. "Did you check the dumpsters?"

"Yes," Nightwing grits out. "Empty."

Barbara clears her throat. "I have attempted to reconnect to Jason's GPS and comm as well as restart both remotely but there's no signal at all. The thing is, when there's a disruption like that it usually leaves some sort of sign" she pulls up the audio waves, pointing at the end where the spikes conform into a straight line that makes everyone deeply uncomfortable. Upon playing, the noise from before plays before going abruptly silent. "But there is no large spike, this is clean. It just ends. His GPS is much the same. It's not off, it's just gone."

"I know you don't like to hypothesize this early on, B, but we think this involves a meta," Tim says, rewinding the audio. "We've been running the audio from Jason's comm through different filters, playing with the levels and isolating what we can and, well, take a listen--"

The screeching drops to a sort of muffle and in the background, distantly, they can hear bits of Jason's voice.

"No, I'm not---"

"--don't need--"

"get AWAY from--"

a particularly desperate yell that makes Tim flinch, "I am NOT--!"

and almost a whimper that makes Batman's blood run cold, "please..."

And then, unfairly clear even through the faint garble, Jason says "I don't have a choice, do I."

And a minute later, quietly: "Ok."

The audio cuts off.

The defeat in Jason's last words is palpable, and fundamentally wrong. Jason has never sounded defeated a day in his life, and no one knows how to process Red Hood all but giving his hands over for the cuffs. Nightwing pushes himself off the table.

"I'm going back out there," he growls. No one tries to stop him as he stalks out the cave, not even Alfred.

"I will accompany Nightwing, make sure he does not punch any more walls." Damian says, nodding tightly.

"B?" Barbara asks.

"Keep working on it. See if you can identify what could be making those noises if Hood was standing still in an alley," Batman says, walking towards the zeta tube. "I'm going to make a few calls."

#batman #danny: how do i take this incredibly volatile vigilante that shoots first talks later and scares the crap outta me to a doctor #danny: I scaRE HIM HARDER #danny phantom #red hood #nightwing #red robin #dp x dc #oracle #dp x dc au #batfam #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover

[vikary401]

🍉

wamter..wamertelon…….wamtememlom……………..

watermelon zosan cause i miss themmm

#one piece #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #i just love how oda depicts their interaction through watermelons on some color covers #idk how to describe it #zoro shooting sanji with watermelon seeds #or them just sitting somewhere on outskirts chilling together #you know what i mean???? #can you see what im trying to say????!!!!??? #watermelon zosan save me.

[allen-walkers]

Excuse me, sir, are you trying to KILL ME?!?!?!

#can somebody please shoot me in the face cause i cant take this #jacob please im in love with you #HOW IS HE SO INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS #one piece #one piece live action #opla #usopp #opla usopp #jacob romero gibson #jacob gibson

[shrimpchipsss]

cumplane version of

#she's basically airplane's one-sided beta of course she'd do her best effort betaing smth airplane sent to her specifically #bc pinya was wondering how they'd look #cumplane #rule 63 #genderbend #they can be trans or cis pls imagine what you want #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #peerless cucumber #actually would this be peerless melons... #scum villain #svsss #peerless melons #fem!shen qingqiu

[shaunashipman]

like i know netflix doesn't care, because they're all about new subscriptions over anything else, but do they not realize they've created a self-fulfilling prophecy? they cancel shows after 1 or 2 seasons because they didn't get the instant viewership they wanted, which makes people jaded and resolve not to watch new shows from them until it's finished, or at least has several seasons under its belt, which means that their new shows doesn't get the instant viewership they wanted

#cleo.txt #shadow and bone #six of crows #i know people have said this before #but it still just boggles my mind how all these companies are willing to shoot themselves in the foot for a sake of a few extra dollars now #ignoring the fact that their foots gonna fall off from gangrene later

[brujahinaskirt]

arthur is rude to that one sex worker because the guys are fucking around as they oughtn't be and he actively wants the source of their distraction to go away. that is how he operates through the entire game: deliberate, utilitarian intimidation and strategic unpleasantness to achieve a goal. it is an early game commentary on arthur meant to position him as a big dog that barks. it is not a commentary on his views about women which are clarified many times afterward. you guys realize that right

#arthur morgan #rdr2 #redmeta #this is one of the most wildly misinterpreted but also most obvious scenes where writers are teaching us how arthur moves through the world #i really don't mean to seem short here #i am just exhausted of reddit mentality low literacy “ARTHUR WOULD SHOOT U IN THE FACE FOR FUN HE HATES WOMEN AND SLUTS” takes #my mistake was imagining a world where your average man online could intellectualize about narrative art #unless it is spoonfed to them on a shotty slug that says I'M STRAIGHT BUT I'D LET [MASC CHARACTER] FUCK ME

[sleepire]

Local dead people congregate

#danny phantom #jason todd #dc x dp #danny fenton #red hood #dcxdp #local ghosts #and dead people #zombie? #batfam #Jason is teaching danny how to shoot people #in the knees #bruce gets double headache #the dead jokes would be PHENOMENAL #the sillys

[yrsonpurpose]

So for many, many years, the Prince believed that he was safe. And the price he paid for his safety was his freedom...

#rwrb #rwrbedit #red white and royal blue #alex x henry #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #userninz #userveronika #usersteen #usernuria #usermaloune #chrissiewatts #userlang #mine* #im literally crying you guys wtff!!!!!!!!! #the fact this was filmed #its so so important too<333 #henry my baby we gonna get you out of there!!!!! (ik we already did but akhfk) #also 'sent the suit a prince of armour'...someone tell me how this makes sense lol #was that an error but they continued shooting?! #also the 3rd one is deffo the one we got in the montage just reshot

[ihatebrainstorm]

[Pocketknife]

I dunno, I made this while dead tired one night and fell asleep a little while after drawing that last panel- The joke didn't even make sense to me until I woke up and reread it the next morning lmao

Also I like to think since Brainstorm was able to turn Nautica's wrench into essentially the Swiss army knife of Victorinox's dreams, he probably also modified himself into having several hundred secret tools

#oh how the tables turn on a turntable turn turn oh shoot its turning too much someone help before I get tur- AHHH #transformers #mtmte #maccadams #maccadam #tf idw #transformers fanart #frootertooter archive #more than meets the eye #brainstorm #perceptor #stormceptor #simpatico #lost light #lost light spoilers

[chitinleg]

got him off-balance!

#my art #ds9 #star trek deep space nine #julian bashir #elim garak #garashir #watercolor #image desc in alt text #i normally post on mondays but. today im breaking my pattern! getting a little silly. getting a little wild. garashir jumpscare #“tumblr user chitinleg garak would neot easily let himself be swooped off his feet into a hug like that” yes i know BUT! #look at his expression. look at how his arms r pinned. he didnt let this happen LMAO julian just surprised him. grabby huggy human behavior #if you look really closely you can see the tiniest frown in the world on Garak's face. because he's like “EEP !” #cant see bashirs face at all in this only his body but i think we can all imagine that whatevers going thru his head. he needs this hug bad #ALSO. for anyone wondering what the fucked up shadow is that starts at the juncture of the teal sleeve-cap where its set into the armhole #the jumpsuits have a bit of a fold of extra fabric (called an Action Pleat) there which allows for a little more maneuverability of the bod #AND creates a really sleek and flat back panel #because you can see the fabric twists along the side arent grabbing the flat back fabric theyre grabbing the fabric folded beneath it #often times i think about drawing out a dissection of kiras first uniform and this voy era one for other artists to use. bc god knows #i struggled at first to find full body references #they like to shoot ds9 very close to peoples heads. and the camera is so blurry. they smeared butter on that thing. god bless

[hauntedorpheum]

they probably haven't said anything because the response video still needs some animations and some edits

#watcher #not to be a bitch but ajshjksjsh #just. the more i think about all the more of a terrible idea this was #and look i'm making fun of them but i genuinely hope they understand why this is not going well #and im gonna say it again. i dont think they are evil capitalistic monsters #i think they are creatives shooting for the stars in terms of their content with no idea how to sustain that #and how they are (not) handling this shows that unfortunately #my post