#How do you mess up so badly!!

[aimseytv]

never doing pottery again

#how did i mess jake up so badly #how do i recover from this #‘aimsey what were you trying to do’ IDK

[demigodofhoolemere]

I’ve been watching The Power of the Doctor with subtitles on and they’ve already been pretty poor throughout, with an absurd number of very obvious and bad errors, but I have to pause because now I am absolutely HOWLING with laughter. During the scene where they’re reversing the forced regeneration, and the Master says, “I erased you, Doctor,” for some terrible and hysterical reason, THIS is what the subtitles say:

#actual tears in my eyes #how do you mess up this badly?!?! #and i’m assuming they’re probably the same quality of subtitles on every episode? if so YIKES #literally what the crap are people who actually need subtitles supposed to do with this lmbo #HOW DO YOU NOT MAKE SURE YOUR SUBTITLES ARE ACCURATE. HOW DOES THIS STUFF PASS. #i can’t breathe #doctor who #the power of the doctor #the master #dhawan master #subtitles

[martyrbat]

it's 2023 why are you having ‘batman should be a cop and kill criminals’ discourse. like... literally read another comic book without bat in the title, his no kill rule is one of his core characterizations 😭😭

#‘think about how many lives he'll save by permanently killing the evil!!!’ #girl youre so concern about other people lives while not having one of your own... #also same goes for people saying he wants to be batman like baby have you ever read any of his comics pre 52.... #he doesnt want to be batman he feels like he NEEDS to be batman to protect others like. how do you mess up this badly. #anyway. guess what i saw. #ransom note

[richardsthirdnipple]

I wanna help people understand this...

Rhaena and Luke wouldn't be betrothed if Jace and Baela weren't. Had Daemon and Rhaenyra not played the game so badly, there might have been a bigger possibility.

But, especially in the show, there is no world where Rhaenys let's them use Rhaena to ensure Luke's claim without Baela being on the throne. That's the decision that ensures her loyalty and, in turn, Corlys'.

I know Daemon is the father, and most people think that's the end all be all, but if Rhaenys didn't support it and backed Vaemond with Alicent and Otto, that would be the end of the conversation.

The lady of the house (still) and the lord's brother would stand in challenge while Corlys recovered, and because of the Jaehaerys precident, not even Viserys could change it. That's why Rhaenyra was crying without her assurance.

Mother mothered, and her blood would've sat on Driftmark and the iron throne.

#hotd #house of the dragon #rhaenys targaryen #rhaenys velaryon #rhaenys the queen who never was #rhaenys should've been meaner #daemon targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #its one of the dumbest decisions ever made but im grateful for concequence #how do you mess up so badly #all they had to do was mess around in secret #who'd know?

[dogboyjackkennedy]

thinking about the line "You can never undo what I've done to her, you know." again.

#dsaf #dsaf henry #jack kennedy #because like. Jack canonically feels guilt over Dee's death #not just Blackjack. the actual soul. no JACK. The One We Play As. #in the cutscene where Peter is watching the news and learns about Jack being framed for murdering Dee #Jack shows up and his first words to his brother are that He Failed. He Couldn't Save Her #there's also just Blackjack's Whole Existence #like. while it's not outright stated. Henry says something about souls that are tainted by intense enough regret having the power- #-to travel between timelines and even enter places that are between timelines #like. Blackjack is able to travel between timelines. in Dsaf 2 if you do the Evil Route Blackjack offers to take you back in time- #-so that you can choose to do good this time and fix your mistakes. and also. remember the fact that he dragged Henry to the Void.- #-a place basically outside of time. like i'm pretty sure it's canon that Blackjack is powered by Jack's Regret About Dee's Murder. #listen this line makes me Lose My Mind. you don't understand how badly it messes me up to think about

[neo-alpaca]

Hey I just got the Discord mobile update and quick question

WHY

#how do you actually mess up your ui that badly #why did they add an unnecessary extra step to go from servers to dms #it is so clunky and it just looks bad #discord

[thedreadvampy]

wait no sorry one last quick immature bitch moment

the more I find out about how this person has behaved in both this relationship and a bunch of other relationships, the funnier it is how much they like to set themselves up as a like. authority on ethical nonmonogamy and consent and conflict management.

when like. they constantly sexually assault people to prove a point, pressure their partners into shit, got into enm by cheating on 3 people concurrently, and literally every time a problem in their orbit is brought up it gets explained away without anything actually changing, or they cry about how hard it is until everyone says OH NO IT'S FINE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

you know. very "call yourself a Community Organizer even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates" energies.

#red said #I'm mad tbh i know in being bitchy but this blog is my safe space to be bitch on #and this shit has been building up for years. not even just in my relationship with their partner. since the first time i meet them #in like 2018 #and having this chat with my pal last night now I'm no longer second guessing myself bc of my relationship has uhhh Crystalised Some Things #especially getting some new context on where a lot of the tensions and sensitivities I've been aware of for ages are from #also tbh when we broke up my ex led off with 'i know you think this is about [partner] but it's not' and i was like. it is though. #it's not the only thing but it's been a common thread through every piece of tension in that relationship #not saying if the partner wasn't there we'd have been together forever. i don't think that's true and I'm glad things went the way they did. #cause w were good for each other and breaking up was also good for us #but their partner has really caused me so so so so so much turmoil for years and i haven't felt able to acknowledge that cause it makes me #feel like an asshole. but like. OK SO I'M AN ASSHOLE. I'M FUCKING MAD AT THEM. #they are manipulative and controlling and they treat their partner like shit and they have perpetually made my life worse #i like a lot of things about them and i do feel for them. we share a lot of similar issues and i do understand how they feel a lot. #but fuck me they treat everyone around them so badly and a good chunk of the reason i ended things with their partner #is that i was so fucking sick of being told i was wrong and just didn't understand how hard they had it whenever i brought up #one of the many many many shitty things they did to me or to our partner or to our friends. #multiple times i left a situation in a fully fucked up mess and my partner came to apologise for how their partner has behaved #and within minutes it would turn into them explaining to me how it wasn't really their fault and i shouldn't be so hard on them #and like fuck that. had enough of that in my life with my previous ex. #anyway. yeah. i am probably being more didactic and aggro here than i genuinely feel. but there's some room for that anger i think #and i did get some room for it to breathe last night and that's good and helpful.

[gunstellations]

upgrade your materia....

#..... #yes this is more badly drawn ff7 shitposts #i think i am funny and i make content only for myself #but for some godforsaken reason i could not manage this angle so i Suffered and gave up #the point still stands #this is about how when you try to change sephiroths materia he responds with #man keeps it on his belt #do u want me to mess with it or not? whore. #enjoy #my art #ff7r #ff7 rebirth #sephiroth #idk what to tag this bc the titles are getting out of hand

[stitchwraith-stingers]

My CC is an outlier from the dialogue discussion cuz he IS Cassidy but what I can add is that I write him as disabled, my version of him autistic and mostly nonverbal, and when he speaks he tends to stutter, trail off, skip filler words, leave sentences unfinished, etc. and it's like. I can do that without making him talk like "he did a lot of oopsies :("

Like the way I write his dialogue is disjointed and obviously poor English, but I think I do it in a way that doesn't feel infantilizing. There's really not any good reason for the way he's written in that comic lmao

PLUS as you pointed out Cassidy is being painted as being in the wrong for still being angry about her trauma, and that's doubly weird since she's the only dark skinned character and is being written as overly angry and aggressive

not alot to add on sorry but i believe this is the better way to write a disabled character that isnt using "cute" (?? idk) talk with alot of emoticons and i need everyone to see it >>

#calico.exe #sorry for not responding btw i spent 5 minutes looking and stirring my pasta for whatever reason and another 5 wondering what to type #also sorry for having the most barebones responces ever i promise im trying to think of something but i cant 😭 #litterly anyone could make a better cc/cassidy then this comic its so easy how do you (not at asker) mess it up so badly

[spacechairs]

everyday i wanna post a tumblr poll to ask if i should quit my job

#they missed a SECOND. PAY CHECK. #HOW DO YOU MESS UP SO BADLY #if I didn’t suffer from chronic pain I wouldn’t feel completely dependent on this job #Something something irony because of thing I posted #that’s why im posting that here

[lesbianlenas]

the world is terrible and cruel. i have to finish this paper and i don’t want to. in 12 hrs from now my property class will be abt to start and we are talking abt fucjdjuebfb. MORTGAGES. i will have to be on campus for another EIGHT HRS. i have to do practice oral arguments at the end of my day….ladies it is SO over for me i don’t want to go on 😭 anyway look at melissa dykespreading

#michelle speaks #do you know what it’s like. two have 3. THREE. 2 hr long classes in a single day. with only a 1 hr break between ur first 2 classes #i hope u don’t know and never find out…….on goddddddddd i am going to drop dead 😩 #the way i malfunctioned so badly there i wrote to as two. who tf does that. i’m leaving it just so u can see how messed up i am……

[roxyfoxgamer150]

You bitches accidentally bypassing the AI while I'm over here trying to give therapy to the AI and end up getting uno reversed and now I have to face therapy and my problems

Akuma cackled.

"YOU FOOL! I BYPASSED IT MULTIPLE TIMES, IT WAS GLORIOUS!" They yelled, pointing at Kromelia Raon Shirone, the character they used for the AI.

Meanwhile, Kromelia was literally faceplanting the floor, silently screaming as Solaris patted her head, trying to comfort her.

#character.ai #I messed up so badly at trying to create a cool story I ended creating romance and rizz #Do you know how many times Krome (my OC I used) accidentally bypassed it? and SUCCEEDED AND MAKING THE TEXT STAY? #She's suffering from success. Absolutely suffering in it. #Solaris is next =]

[keeps-ache]

pulled away from procrastinating drawing my little guy to draw a dead guy

#just me hi #rest in peace #but also grandma what the heck who is this guy #i'm an hour and something in and hoogfh. almost done #(i say as i notice how many things i messed up) #it's so much worse drawing someone Knowing the picture is going to very close family. like oh lord please help me know how badly i've #screwed up Before i send this thing fvsh #'why are you drawing that' i do not know how to say no to grownups. i say as a legal grownup-

[vaskemire]

You'd think that after Tumblr live having been available in the US for months they will have already figured out exactly how to make snoozing it work.

Instead of making it so that the button no longer works at all after they switch the option from snoozing for a week to snoozing for 30 days

#kill meeeee #I've had this stupid thing for a week and now I can't even snooze it #Tumblr genuine question how do you mess up so badly to have a button that doesn't do anything? #Tumblr #tumblr live

[quaranmine]

i reread that other watcher wip i mentioned yesterday and man im sooooo. god. chewing on this version of watcher grian. hes so chewable i love him so much i have GOT to make sure this fic eventually sees the light of day i can't abandon it

also, hysterically, despite being a very different vibe and backstory than what i normally go with (aka, different than htbahb) i somehow managed to fall directly back into the same philosophical quandry of humanity that i spent the entirety of htbahb tackling. apparently, my brain just cannot let that go. however i approached it from the opposite angle this time

#basically #hbthab grian: isnt human but desperately trying to be on in any way shape or form. in denial that he isnt. literally wants nothing more #this version of grian: isnt human and is fine with that. does not consider himself a person anymore at all. much to mumbo's distress #this version of grian is so deeply in denial too though. #he keeps like. reaching out but then denying it because that's not something a watcher would do. so he's just pretending! #LIKE BUDDY YOUR WORLD VIEW IS SO SO BADLY SKEWED IM SHAKING YOU IN MY MOUTH LIKE AN ANIMAL #sorry. i just forgot how much i liked this particular version of grian i wrote in this wip. #he is so badly messed up. #however from the point the wips ends at and onward he's getting better #because i do have to get him to. um. the point where his personality is Normal #only to undo it a bit with the traffic series #seeing at the point of this oneshot was the traffic series #i dunno this is just a much more watchery grian than i normally write #watchery in that he like....wasnt entirely doing things against his will? that he did adopt their worldview a bit?

[thelastlightningbug]

i can't post any of the examples of really terrible urban planning around where i live because it'd dox me but I just discovered a real doozy today. when you have to post a sign saying to NOT cross once directly across the street, and instead you have to cross four times to get to the transit hub over there, you done fucked up

#how do you mess up so badly you have a pentagonal intersection