#Human Taxonomy

[hungwy]

idk how much you know about bio anthropology so pardon me, but afaik neanderthals are more commonly accepted by the anthropology community as being a subspecies of homo sapiens! we're all the same guys!!! :-D

[fwiw there are also at least a handful of other extinct human subspecies that we know only a little about due to having minimal remains of them]

I mean, if Svante Paabo, THE foremost human genetics anthropologist, says "this is stupid to argue about", I doubt it's that common a belief among anthropologists? Maybe I'm appealing to authority too much though

#taxonomies are useful categories for humans to grasp similarities #this means they are subject to the inconsistencies of the real world

[gl1tchxr]

animals all have human level intelligence in my world, so it wouldn't make sense for them to herd sheep and cows or have dogs and cats for pets. so what if insects filled those roles? that opens the door to so many cool concepts. huge fluffy moths kept for their silk, mantises as livestock guardians, cricket coops instead of chicken coops, beetle species being bred for the brightest colors and shiniest shells to compete in beetle shows, tarantulas as beasts of burden, dragonflies as aerial mounts. honestly just scale them up and bugs can do anything

#ghost post #worldbuilding #tw bugs #bugs tw #also swarms of feral insects?? how much cooler can this get #so much room for creativity with this #this also solves logistic issues for my worldbuilding like 'if all the animals have a peaceful* society what do the predators eat?' #*peaceful the way human society is peaceful. theres greed and crime and all that but theyre not ripping each other to shreds on the streets #(for the most part) #this midnight ramble is brought to you by the wiki pages for insect taxonomy and list of domesticated animals

[o-craven-canto]

Linnaeus having a normal time with seashells

#biology #animals #taxonomy #history #humans gonna hume #huh

[transingthoseformers]

So what do you think about Land_Locked_Martian's latest fic? It's isn't completed yet, but I'm loving it.

I think it's funny as hell, poor Megatron he's gonna have to deal with Optimus being so damn hyped up and everyone wanting to know about everything to do with their relationship and the carrying cycle and just. everything.

#maccadam #transformers #oh Optimus #he's so excited for this #the next 83 years are gonna be filled with so much preparation and tlc and snooping #but also can you imagine being pregnant for 83 years #like by cybertronian standards that's not that long #but for us humans it's truly hard to wrap our heads around how long these guys live #the war is older than our entire genus #when the war started lions and tigers were the same animal #i don't think i can accurately describe just how properly OLD these guys are and i keep trying to use paleontology and taxonomy #which isn't enough #Optimus prime #Megatron #megop

[gemkun]

@al-hazen said : ”Considering the fact that morphology asserts that mammals are defined as beings that have hair and produce milk, a coconut is therefore a mammal.” Hello did you order one (1) Bother for dr radio—

      ⸻       indescribable   is   his   expression   ,   caught   as   an   unsuspecting   victim   amidst   the   presence   of   an   ineffable   conclusion.   the   profundity   of   his   statement   ,   is   far   too   large   to   dismiss   ,   and   it   baffles   the   doctor   how   this   memokeeper   could   settle   on   such   a   ludicrous   determination.   with   his   doctorate   in   biology   ,   the   scholar   would   not   deny   the   flaw   in   linnaen   taxonomy   ,   but   here   ,   it   is   not   a   matter   of   the   categorisation   or   nomenclature   ,   rather   ,   it   is   the   blaring   hole   staring   at   him   ,   blue   in   the   face.

  ❝   a   coconut   is   not   a   mammal.   i   cannot   believe   i   am   even   having   this   discussion   in   the   first   place.   ❞   drawn   ,   his   brow   pulls   ,   exhibiting   an   inkling   of   frustration.   perhaps   ,   over   the   rudimentary   premise   of   this   concept   ,   being   so   askew.   ❝   you’ve   neglected   to   state   the   fundamental   definition   of   a   mammal   :   that   they   are   warm   —   blooded   vertebrates.   a   coconut   lacks   blood   and   bones   ,   thereby   invalidating   your   argument.   in   addition   ,   you’ve   also   committed   an   erroneous   error   in   categorising   the   hair   of   the   coconut.   better   known   as   :   coir   ,   it   is   not   made   of   keratin   ,   like   the   hair   and   fur   of   animals.   it   is   comprised   of   cellulose.   which   brings   me   to   the   most   poignant   distinction   as   to   why   your   opinion   is   wrong.   a   coconut   is   classified   under   plantae   ,   whilst   mammals   are   under   mammalia.   ❞

  he   pinches   the   bridge   of �� his   nose   ,   where   he   notes   a   throb   of   a   pulse   ,   from   elevated   blood   pressure.   ❝   to   think   i’ve   wasted   my   time   on   this   ridiculous   matter   .   .   .   ❞

#* ✦ 𝐈𝐈. ❮ asks ❯ ⸻ ❝ #* ✦ 𝐕𝐈. ❮ muses ❯ ⸻ ❝ 「 veritas ratio 」 #* ✦ al-hazen #* ✦ al-hazen | al-haytham #taxonomy is a flawed system at times ngl like you see creatures categorised and then the dna of a banana matches a human #biology can be so wack sometimes honestly #please do not send me a blood coconut ill cry

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

I dont know why its so hard to understand that to speak of 'western civilization' doesnt imply every European(or European derived) culture is the same any more than to speak of 'mammals' implies dolphins and cheetahs are the same.

#I was gonna use a linguistics example #but language roots and cultural commonalities have a lot of overlap #No surprise since language is a part of culture #But yea nested taxonomies arent a complicated concept #Granted its a bit messier and complex when dealing with something like human cultures #But to say that there arent commonalities between European cultures that arent shared with cultures from other parts of the globe #is just a straight up denial of reality

[dwarfman403-blog]

I like Tumblr, I do

But I REAAAAALLLLY like Pinterest and the way you can sort your posts based on categories and interests etc.

I wonder if I can sort my posts on tumblr the same way I do on Pinterest….

Well then…..

Wooooooo

#pinterest #tumblr #taxonomy #but it’s just memes #and other important-non verified factoids #free real estate #niche blog #x 9 here I come! #let’s see if I can break down my taste in internet interaction into 9 categories #doubt it #it takes 46 chromosomes to define a human #biologically anyhow #hidden tags #unhinged

[elbiotipo]

Linneus invented the binomial nomenclature of biological species which started the science of taxonomy. Since taxonomy has only brought headaches to every biologist ever since, we conmemorate Linneus by puting a big fat L. in front of every plant he discovered.

#this is entirely inaccurate it's just a shitpost #for starters humans have been praticing taxonomy since they evolved #it's quite literally the most ancient profession #we do give Linneus L. though that part is 100% true #cosas mias

[hieronymus-botch]

Science hot take: Dogs are not a single species and the concept of species shouldn’t even apply to them. The definition of a species is a group of organisms that can all reproduce with each other across multiple generations. Therefore, it is a basic law of nature that individuals of a species of sexually reproductive animals cannot vary so greatly in size that the largest males cannot safely breed with the smallest females. My dad is close to the upper bound for how tall humans can be, barring genetic disorders, and my mom is close to the lower bound, and I’m alive right now and didn’t kill my mom in the womb due to being too big of a fetus for her to support. The same would be true if I were any species of wild animal on earth. However, we have selectively bred dogs so hard over the course of thousands of years that we’ve bypassed this limit completely. If you try to breed a female Chihuahua and a male English Mastiff, it will be at best impossible and at worst lethal. Therefore, dogs are not one species. HOWEVER, they also cannot be categorized as a discrete number of different species, because different dog breeds fall onto a complete spectrum of sizes, and can all crossbreed with breeds that are a certain degree smaller or larger than them. This creates a situation where dog A and dog B can have a litter of healthy puppies together, and so can dog B and dog C, and dog C and dog D, but it’s completely impossible for dog A and dog D, similar to a dialect continuum in linguistics. This breaks the entire classification system of species, and means that dogs are neither one species, nor a discrete number of multiple species, but a new thing I am provisionally calling a species spectrum.

#biology #taxonomy #dogs #i've heard before that biologists have known for a while that there are situations where the concept of species doesn't fully apply #but the examples people give are always exotic wild animals that most people have never seen #and not the domestic one that's been ubiquitous across human cultures worldwide since the neolithic

[tunashei]

Are you in camp 'fish aren't real' or 'fish are real, and humans are fish'

#for me #fish are real #humans are fish #glub glub glub #biology #zoology #taxonomy #fish

[bl4ckbox]

addicted to kokobot

#i really like the gender questions so i can rattle people who are clearly poisoned by #ultra online Identity Taxonomy spaces #and just tell them hey. you can do whatever you want forever #there's no such thing as a Real Trans. we're all one gender the human gender

[gay-nihilism]

something i always found interesting about the NHS and other autism diagnosis questionnaires was the juxtaposition of (paraphrasing) “I tend to notice patterns a lot” where yes = autism points, and “I can’t predict what will happen next when watching a movie/reading a book” where yes = autism points.

bit of a conundrum given how formulaic and reliably patterned 90% of media/narratives are.

i know there can be important nuances which are glossed over in these generic statements but if anything that speaks to the inadequacy of how we conceptualize and measure psychological states and relationships as a whole in a society that uses not just medical frameworks but generally taxonomy applied to humans.

#i mean taxonomy applied to everything else is also considerably inadequate but i guess the stakes are higher when applied to humans because #..we’re humans #and also we have enough awareness to know and do better

[bath0ryacid]

its impossible to have conversations about anything on tumblr because we all love to be sooo academic and thoughtful but as soon as our beliefs are challenged its ermmm everything is a social construct and youre a fascist for ever thinking in terms of social constructs. or, to be more concise: tumblr heard the term social construct once and hasnt shut the fuck up since

#if you want to call something 'meaningless' then call it meaningless #and then inevitably come to terms with the fact that those two things are not synonymous #you cant have a belief system that values human choice and freedom and creativity and community and understanding #while also thinking that anything thats made up is bullshit and fake #concepts in a broad sense ARE made up by people. and thats why theyre worth having conversations over #and why its worth thinking which terms go or do not go with them #you will find that taxonomy is often something beautiful and useful #this makes no sense without context i know. i will also not be providing it on account of im not going to get mad on the internet <3

[sbnkalny]

The sangheili (Macto cognatus in latin taxonomy, meaning "I glorify my kin") are a real nuisance

#i glorify my kin #TEXT #DAY 7 #I hope this time it sprouted! they are quite similar to Humans as elites for their former role in the Covenant's two Founding species #the sangheili (Macto cognatus in latin taxonomy #meaning ) ARE a saurian sapient species known for their warrior culture and customs

[blankbooks]

Dethroned

My destruction; your opportunity

My empire in rubble, 

The crown knocked off my head, 

Sitting atop yours 

I’ve changed, 

So have you, 

The power I once held has transformed, 

I ponder, am I still me? 

No… afterall, 

I hold a new name

You stand up straight now– don’t cower or hide like before, scurrying at the sight of me—

Tell me, does it feel good? 

Does it feel good? 

I’m sure it does, 

Taking the place of a disgraced emperor and ruling anew, watched as our offspring barely survived, cowered and hid to survive— scurried at the sight of you— all while you transformed

I’m sure it does

I will live in this position,

And you yours, 

That is simply our lot in life, 

But I will not mourn when you bring about our final— complete — destruction. 

You, mighty new king, 

will also be dethroned, 

But at your own hands. 

.

#dinosaur #mammals #can you believe this is about dinosaurs ^^ #angst #mass extinction #amateur writer #original story #original writing #original poetry #poetry #royalty #empire #humanity #human nature #i love dinosaurs im still salty about them dying out #sorry birds but it don't hit the same way #biology #science #taxonomy #life on our planet #that netflix show

[wordforests]

#environment #human ecology #birds #ornithology #taxonomy