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#Hunting for some gold fish or something idk
bitciziad · 9 months
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greasy oiled up bbg || blood CW!
more under the cut!
omfg genuinely this is so embarrassing it completely slipped my mind to add a content warning or another version without blood yall please ignore me LMFAOOO this is what i mean by i’m new to tumblr so expect more clueless moments like this next time AHAHHA
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(TYSM @/lewditydegreeblog for adding that one tag in your reblog, i knew i was missing something but i got that gold fish brain)
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okay we’re back- the bloody clothes have no context whatsoever i just thought it looked cool cuz i love apocalyptic vibes and i’ll admit, kylar 100% is prepared for it. like a roach. you can’t get rid of him and neither will zombies or aliens or viruses. he has a million hunting knives, pockets galore, literally makes chemical weapons. he better learn to stitch his pants back together though.
ANYWAY BACK WITH MORE KYLARRR, thank y’all sm for the reactions to my last post on him!! i appreciate it a lot holy shit y’all are great and the tags ?? love y’all LMFAO so here’s more as a thanks <3
i got a funny idea for that papa roach thing btw i’ll probably post it later if i can actually do anatomy but yknow that dramatic cliche pose of someone on their knees ripping open their jacket ?? yeah
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he’s so cute love u kylar when you’re not trying to stalk ppl (i avoided him for like three months in game time after the halloween event cuz my pc went with whitney IMSORRY)
also you cannot convince me otherwise that the local alley cats don’t absolutely DESPISE his ass, especially in the residential district, those stray alley cats beat kylar’s ass like it’s ON SIGHT any time he tries jumping the gate to and from the orphanage. they got a mark out for him, can smell his garlic ass a mile away. he scrambles, the cats are bailey’s unemployed thugs atp, doing that bastard a favor. idk how to draw cats
ironically except for whitney probably like no wonder why that idiot just hangs out in the alleyways 24/7. doesn’t even love cats he’s just that type of fucker that animals like but who’s he to complain if the random town cats also have a weird funny vendetta against kylar. love you whitney muah, and yes the whitney addition is 100% inspired by one of truthful_lier’s headcanons for whitney on Ao3!! animal magnet tbh i see the vision and i AGREE.
tbh besides the fact it’s just funny as fuck for random alley cats to hiss at kylar and chase him away or scratch him (would be just another reason why he always has scratches on his hands and face too), animals sensing the paranormal or something probably has something to do with it.
like even the animals probably think he’s a garlic smelling weirdo with some “off” vibe that just REEKS of supernatural remnants (his parents ofc) that makes the hair on the back of your neck prickle cuz it’s just an uncomfortable, foreboding feeling that’s just off.
jkjk he’s just getting punked by stray cats for no reason whatsoever. he gets bullied at school and now by the local stray litter shitters just for the hell of it. no context no reason it’s just on sight.
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also here’s close ups cuz idk if tumblr ruins quality or not but yeah here’s this sopping wet cat of a guy. ALSO HEAR ME OUT PLEASE- the eye shaped gauges ??? you see where i’m going with this right RIGHT
also pls ignore it if you see me edit the tags they were off center and it bothered me LMFAOO but anyway my interpretation is 100% inspired by yall <3 i love this greasy little rat mf cant believe a p0rn game cured my artblock but idc i love it
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lady-ashfade · 6 months
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Never come back.
Day 5 Of Fictober.
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Human!Bakusquad x Naga!Reader. Quick drabble.
A lot to happen in a short amount of time. Idk with this but I thought about it.
Warnings: threatening from reader, readers dark pasted mentioned, cussing, horrible writing on this one, fish death.
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In every story there is always a girl falling in love with the monster she finds in a cave. But in this story you are the girl in the cave, alone with your treasure. Far from any human connection and where no one should ever find, with millions of gold trinkets and gold safe within your protection. You lived many years from hatching alone with empty eggs of your siblings and a mother with no heartbeat. Only for your father to be the only one was left and who raised you while he could, teaches you to speak and how to hunt. He taught you how to survive one your own, knowing one day he’d be gone.
Being alone meant you got to pick a new home for yourself where not even the deadest of predators could find you. A cave with a lake within it, much space to climb and slither around and keep your treasure in. Your heart aches for someone to love and to keep you company but to afraid to look for them. After all you lost so much already and being alone was all you knew. You spent years clearing and moving things around in case anyone found you. But no one would be as stupid to enter your home…
“Dude, look how cool this shit looks.”
The group watch denki shine his flashlight around the dark and wet cave walls. Everyone watches their step and looked around themselves. “Does anyone feel like we shouldn’t be here?” Kirishima asked as he tugged at his backpack straps. Mine nodded at the redhead, “It was so warm outside but this place is so cold.” She shivered. The group were in summer clothes that weren’t made for this type of situation.
“Shut up, fuckin pussies.” Bakugo rilled his eyes and walked in front of the two, his phone shining his own light. “Came here to find some shit remember? It was your fuckin’ idea.” He sent a back glare at kiri as the man just shrugged. Mina held onto kirishimas arm and rolled her eyes at the blonde. “Actually, it was my idea.” She smirked as he turned his head and gave her a snarl with flared nostrils.
“Great, then you probably lead us to almost getting kill- Again! I had to save all our asses last time.” He shouted and his voice was so loud throughout the cave. Mina giggled and rushed to him and jumped onto his back almost making him fall, “But this time I have a good feeling.” She pressed a kiss to his cheek and he blushed light pink for a moment before turning his head. His arms hooked under her legs as she wrapped her legs around his waist and neck.
“I wish I could smoke down here,” sero sighed and kicked a rock. “Left my shit at camp.”
Denki smirked as he saw a archway like opening in the cave and saw something shining through it. He stopped in his tracks and held his hands up to stop them all, “Get the camera!” He shouted excitedly. Kiri pulled out the camera immediately and was beaming with happiness, “Rolling.” He pointed the camera at the other blonde.
Mina jumped off bakugou as denki talked to the camera like some YouTuber. Everyone sneakered at him but followed him forward wondering what he saw or what he’s up to. Bakugo yelled at the other blonde and told him to hurry up so denki did so. Soon denki was walking into the room and they all froze at the sight in front of them.
“Holy shit.”
“What the fuck?”
“About time.”
“…I’m going to buy so much clothes.”
Mine ran passed the boys and went to the gold she she saw, many jewels and jewelry, small gold cups and coins. She picked a few up and threw them in the air, “We’re so rich!” She proclaimed. Sero came at her side and looked at some of the stuff that was in the almost infinite pile of treasure. He picked up a goblet and looked at the designs engraved in the gold. Snakes running up the bottom and around the cup.
“Treasure hunters! That’s what we are.”
Kirishima turned off the camera and ran to denki and pulled him into a jumping hug, Bakugo just looked around. He was in slight shock at finding so much shit. His eyes trail to the floor and found something strange, so he walk towards it and bent down. A small fish with only its head on it’s bones not looking a day old..Nothing rooting, hell the blood was still wet.
“I don’t like this guys.” He stood up and crossed his arms. “Somethings not right, pack all you can and lets go.” He took the bag off his shoulder and threw it over to them. Staring at the group he saw them looking at him but not saying a word and barely moving, he rolled his eyes. “Can’t take orders? I swear,” he huffed.
He was about to move to do it himself until something wet dripped onto his shoulder and made him shiver. Body freezing and eyes going wide as he looked closer and realizing they weren’t staring at him…
Something wrapped around his legs and lifted him into the air before he could react, a small yell leaving his lips. “What the hell?” He ask as he was flipped upside down from whatever was hanging him. The others watch in fear as the big snake like creature got ahold of their boyfriend and held him in the air.
“Humanss~ Should have known, nothing else yells like you.” Your tongue made more sounds as it rattled out of your mouth. “A full pack here no less? Greedy little things,” you shook your tail and made the human in your clutch swing a bit as you looked down at him. “Going after my treasure.” You listened at the one you hold onto as he yells at you but you pay it no mind. Looking back at the others you glare harshly.
“How many know you’re here? I bet you wanted to have my scales~ too!” You shout and hiss at them loudly to make them flinch. They group together and hesitant their movements in fear. They looked at the human you held and you looked down at him too, they seemed to care for him…
“Mate?” You asked and juggled him around again. Your hand came up to meet his ears and his hair to look over each detail, “Plain looking human.” It was almost laughable how calm you spoke when you said it.
“Please, we didn’t know this belong to you! I swear if you let us go we’ll never return.” You drop your hands away from the boy and look at the girl talking to you. She had tears in her eyes but determination… “Can’t trust humans.”
Next thing bakugo knew he was thrown from your grip and down on the ground in front of his lovers. He groans in slight pain at the hard ground he landed on. “Humans kill us- Take my family,” you looked around and they watch you grow bigger as you get anger “Take my treasure!” You lash out and swing your tail at them. The group jump out of the way together and shout at your attempts to attack them.
“We’ll do anything,” the girl you talk to earlier fell to her knees and cried out. “Let us live.” She begged as tears rolled down her cheeks as she hit the ground. You tilt you head at the sight of a human acting such a way…you calm down and sink back down.
“Humans don’t cry- You shouldn’t..” you looked around panicked and find a necklace on the floor and toss it to her to make her stop. “Stop crying! Look, shiny.” She looked down in confusion. You just tired to kill them and now..
“You’re strange. They said you carry large weapons to skin us, they say you scream at us…” they inch back as you got closer to get a look at them, “not like others.” A idea comes to your head.
“Must be weak.” Your tail inches closer as you wrap it around each of them as they try to get away. “Protect instead. Mates- Yes, Mates.” You rub your head on theirs. You hear them protesting and the loud one calling you stupid and trying to hit you.
“My little humans.”
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cool-person-yey · 26 days
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Update on Cool Ranch y'all
So with the 1.6 update, I'm back on my stardew valley addiction
and I thought, why not make that everyone else's problem?
seriously now, it's been so long since I've played so I'm basically relearning everything, I'll be documenting my experience here, I want to make this a weekly thing— not saying I'll be able to but I'll try— all the posts will be tagged with The Coolest Ranch In Stardew Valley, so you guys can block the tag if you want.
anyways, enough explainations let's get to the actual cool things I did!
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First of all, LOOK AT MY CHICKS!!!!!
I'll just leave their names the default ones, but for the next animals I may do a poll or something
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:)
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on the new farm we receive 15 hay instead of 15 parsnip seeds, but it felt kinda wrong to start stardew valley without planting my dear 3X5 retangle and planting the seeds, so I bought some
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I'm one of the feel players that actually likes??? fishing???? and that's what I did for most of the first couple days. That and speaking to Maru, since I'm going to romance her this time.
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got all this stuff in the museum
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community center!!!! obv I'm going on this route fuck Joja
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COOL STUFF MENTION!!!11!!!11!!1! also why am I getting advertisements on my mail i hate it there
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a cat appears! I'm letting you guys pick the name for the next animals, but I'm sorry I just had to name him...
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( Jonathan Sims didn't fit and Jon Sims didn't felt right idk. Also it's an overused joke I know I know, but I had to)
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cool hat I found while chopping down trees
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first time I'm doing remixed bundles and this was the first different one! doesn't seem that hard tbh
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I was wondering what the lil balloon in the calendar meant, i couldn't buy any of the books now but next time he's in town I'll buy some they're plenty useful
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built a Silo!
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Robin's axe!
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Egg Hunt! I got 10 eggs and won :D also bought like 40 strawberry seeds, they give lots of gold and are one of Maru's loved gifts so win-win
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best part of the update
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I lied. THIS is the best part of the update actually
Welp, that was my week ig. I didn't do a lot of stuff cuz I was pretty busy most of the time but I still did some pretty cool things. I'm at level 6 fishing and on level 35 of the mines, and have 2 hearts with Maru already!
see y'all next week ( hopefully)
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Y'all I'm serious. Billy and Eddie are just so unexplained right now. Their entire existence, their arcs, their deaths, are extremely strange and do not fit any natural or logical storytelling pattern... UNLESS WE'RE NOT DONE WITH THEM YET.
Usually, when a new side character comes into play, later analysis reveals exactly why they were introduced. It's not hard to figure out why Chrissy and Jason were added to the story, for instance. Someone needed to be Vecna's sympathetic first victim (Chrissy), and someone needed to become the ringleader hunting Eddie down (Jason). See? Easy.
Now it's a bit more difficult with main characters. They tend to have so many relationships and deal with so many themes that you can't boil them down to a single purpose. I talked about this in my very first post on this blog, where I argued Billy is a main character, not a side character. (1)
The same arguments apply to Eddie. Like Billy, Eddie can't be boiled down to a single purpose. Most of our main characters in Hawkins have some kind of relationship with him, and he covers a lot of thematic ground. For someone who only played a part in one season, he looms large in the show's landscape.
Now get this. Aside from those two, not a single main character has died yet. Not one. (Max doesn't count; she's in a coma, so we know she's coming back.) The Duffers like to hold onto their mains, apparently even the ones they're struggling to write good storylines for. And I'm supposed to believe they're okay with killing off one main in the same season he was introduced (Eddie) and leaving the other's story unfinished while making him a huge talking point (Billy)?
Lol no. Something doesn't add up. And I don't think it's a coincidence the two mains who died are practically mirror images of each other. (2) (3) If they were to interact AT ALL... say, with one hunting El down while the other tries to stop him... that would be narrative GOLD.
Idk y'all. I'm not confident enough rn to say "OH THIS IS DEFINITELY HAPPENING." I'm just saying I smell a fuckin fish.
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phoenix-manga · 2 years
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Yay! Your ask is open! I was dying to ask about your monster hunter x twisted wonderland stuff! Like your pick of who ever, reaction to Fraena explaining about some of the monsters in her world, like she would show them some information about them in her journal just cause they asked.
I'll make a list of what kind of monster piqued their curiosity enough to ask Fraena about it.
How this happens is that they know her abilities as a hunter but they wonder what kind of monsters could she hunt to possibly require... such obnoxious weaponry ahem looking at her Gunlance ahem.
List below:
Heartslabyul - Paolumu
Honestly they thought that this little floof bat wasn't harmless. It honestly looked so cuddly and Cater would think it would make for a nice pillow. But they would be horrified to know that Paolumus are very aggressive because of its environment.
Fraena would casually mention how these fluffy bastards can knock you into the air by inflating the air sac and launching mini twisters at you.
Even the cute ones you need to look out for apparently.
Ace and Deuce are pale when they imagine what it could do if it were here. Riddle was with Cater and thought it looked cute until he was told how much of a little turd it was.
Trey just thought how it looks like a cupcake with vanilla frosting when puffed up. Maybe making some Paolumu themed sweets could snap them out of their shock.
Savanaclaw - Odogaron
A dorm full of students who know how to pick their fights, of course they would want to find out if Fraena even fought any of the monsters drawn in her journal.
Ruggie asked out of curiosity if she has ever hunted anything that was like an apex predator. Fraena just said yes and proceeded to explain how many high rank hunters would sometimes be left in critical condition after hunting an Odogaron.
It looked like something straight from the underworld. That shut them up because from the looks of it, they wouldn't even stand a chance against one even if they all fought it. Big respect for Fraena for making it out alive after hunting this thing.
And just recall it like it was a normal sunday. Damn!
Octavinelle - Lavasioth
tbh, Floyd would be curious to know about the Lava fish because no way that would exist in Twisted Wonderland.
Though it would be terrifying to encounter. A fish that swims in lava and said lava can harden into armor and render your attacks useless? You'd be better off relocating your entire family than try to repel thins thing much less kill it.
Fraena just dislikes this monster because it took too long to kill. She calls it a coward and recalled how she kept follwoing it hoping it would resurface.
Letting them know that she deliberately chased after it because "hitting the lava before it hardens was a good thing" as if hitting lava or getting near it is anything positive.
Jade doesn;t care about that and just wants to know more about the Mosswine. Of course he would.
Scarabia - Kulve Taroth
Kalim wants to hear more stories about the gold monster. Apparently, Jamil saw a page in her journal about a dragon thing that was covered horn to toe in gold and how it lives in a cave full of gold.
It was like a different version of the cave of wonders. But they'd be shocked to know that it takes 16 hunters to take this thing down.
mainly because the resources that it could provide was beneficial to hunters. Jamil was more concerned about the fact that this dragon could set the floor on fire and Fraena along with other hunters... idk just took it like a champ and barreled through?!
She's was worse than Kalim's ability to e a trouble magnet.
Pomefiore - Malfestio
Surely a magnificent bird with bright plumage like this would e ketp as pets on occassion, right? That's what they thought but Fraena just gave them a WTF look and told them that a Malfestio can be dangerous to be kept as a pet.
Their scales can cause confusion and induce sleep, their wings have hidden blades that can slice through most armor which can leave a hunter with less limbs.
She says so much that Vil tries to get her to stop because this was getting rather disturbing.
Rook though, he's very fascinated and wants to know more about this elusive bird. The moment she tells him about its deviant that can disappear completely, you bet he'd be imagining what its like to face one. The beauty of danger...
Yeah, it won't be beautiful when it shreds you to ribbons, Rook....
Ignihyde - Glavenus & Acidic Glavenus
Idia just thinks that a dinosaur with a sword tail that somehow looks natural just makes him think that whatever deity was in Fraena's world, it was feeling very creative when they decided to make this monster.
It was so cool! And it can heat up the blades for additional damage? Ultra cool!
Fraena was kind of fond of this monster and she tells him that it was fun to fight against. Idia looks pale because fighting something that can slice you shouldn't be fun.
Once he finds out about the Acidic Glavenus though, he's going to fanboy so much. It looks like a samurai when the acid crystals are gone from its tail. Not to mention it will lower your defense when you are hit by the crystals and then gain additional damage when you get hit by the sharpened tail.
Definitely a clever foe to fear.
Diasomnia - Gore Magala
Malleus thought the Gore Magala resembles the great dragon that his hometown admires. Fraena feels bad to destroy his expectations but she has to carefully explain that the only similarity was the color of the scales.
This dragon is very dangerous due to the scales causing the frenzy virus that can disrupt the ecosystem, forcing hunters to kill it off before the entire land is destroyed.
Dragon boi is kind of sad that this dragon wasn't noble like the ones back home.
it was kind of terrifying to be living near a dragon that causes an epidemic. Not even the Valley of Thorns have such a dragon.
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raggedy-dxctor · 2 years
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hi hi! idk if you're taking requests right now or if this is too specific, so feel free to ignore this if u like!! but could I request an izzy hands x reader thingy where the reader cares alot about their appearance,, like they wear alot of jewelry and have alot of peircings and put alot of though into their outfits every day?? ty if you do reply to this :))
Izzy Hands with a s/o that wears lots of jewelry
pairing(s): izzy hands x gn!reader
warnings: not proof read yet, more scenario heavy rather than headcannons
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"why do you wear all of this" he grunted, gently wrapping the necklace around his finger, as he lay on his side facing you, being extra careful not to damage or break it. you shrug and glance down, tracing the veins of his hands with a distant smile. "makes me looks better i guess" you mutter absentmindely, causing him to frown and glance up at your face. he unwraps his finger from the necklace and gently grabs ahold of your chin, turning your head to face him fully. "no it doesn't, you look perfect without it" he promises, releasing his gentle grip to trail his thumb along your jawline
he's a big fan of the jewelry really, but he thinks you look just as amazing without it
if there's a day where you can't wear your jewelry (like you're afraid of it getting stolen when you go into town), he'll always assure you that you look absolutely stunning, with and without the jewelry, even if you don't need it
steals some of the jewelry sometimes too. he just absolutely love stealing a ring and putting it on the small, thin, black piece of rope that's always around his neck for that exact purpose. if it's not that it's your simple earrings that you haven't worn in a while, like the small, pretty hoops
he always buys or steals more for ypu too, he could not care less about the price if he sees that you want it or thinks it'll suit you, he'll buy it and gift it to you a few hours later
honestly he just loves to see when you take everything off and just look ar him confused. "why're you staring iz?" you jokingly ask as he snaps out of his trance and grins, walking over to you and grabbing onto toue hand, pulling you down onto the bed, you ontop of his chest as he grins up at you. "because you're absolutely radiant love"
he'd also never make fun out of you or your outifts like, he absolutely loves how comfortable you look adorned with all the jewelry
and god forbid someone else pokes fun at your style, he will actually gut them like a fish have a friendly tall wit then :). "HA! must be one of those dumb rich pirstes wearimg all that jewelry, shame on them i-" "choose your next words with caution you fuckin' weasel" as he has a knife to their chin, glaring fierce daggers at them as they pale and scamper away
similarly, if some random thief somehow stole something from you, like a ring for example, izzy would literally witch hunt them. your ring would be back within two days <3
will always help you decide what fits best if you ask. "are we saying the small hoop earrings or the large hoop earrings iz?" "uhhhhm, small. defendant small" // "which ring do you like best izzy?" "the one i brought you obviously" he jokes before grinning and walking over to you to get a closer look and compare them. "jokes i know i brought both, anyway I'd say the gold one with the ship's flag carved on it" he grins and takes the ring from you, gently olacing it on your finger and then bringing your hand towards his face, kissing your knuckles
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alansbookdevblog · 10 months
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Ok ok
Ok
So I'm making a book bc I'm taking a creative writing course in college and omg it gave me inspiration and the will to want to write a book. I honestly have no fucking idea how long this bitch gonna be but I'm going for 10k words and tbh if I go over it or under it I'm not gonna be mad
The book's current name is Sanguis
It's about a vampire in the world I'm currently building and as I'm typing it's already changing what plot it has bc I started to think the ex-mobster gets power hungry and summons a god plot is too scattered so I'm going to do a different plot for my little bb.
The protagonist's name is Jason Love (if you're coming from my main DO NOT CONFUSE HIM WITH JASON GUNNER THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT OCS I SWEAR) and he's new to the city of San Martin (i might change it to San Marico or something like that it's just idk if I can have a nonsensical name for a city but then people who play city skylines do that so I might get away with it?) because the town he's from likes to hunt vampires and witches that dont align with the religion of the town :)
This book is an urban fantasy that uses the periodic table as the basis of a magic system (no it's not chemistry) and each element is a representation of a god. Don't worry, most of them won't have names to them but here's the main ones that the story will focus on
Sol - god of light and his element is gold
Luna - god of souls of the world and her element is silver
Sanguis - god of power and his element is iron
Terra - god of the planet earth and her element is aluminum
Druida - god of the cycle of life and her element is carbon
Jope - god of all cosmos and his element is tin
For sol, Luna, sanguis and jope the elements are based on alchemy (sanguis is mars and jope is Jupiter), for terra it's the most common metal found in the earth and for druida carbon because all known form of life is carbon based (i might change it to sulfur bc sulfur is also an organic element and there's more of a variety of crystals that contain sulfur than with carbon)
One way to communicate with these gods and their angels is via naturally found crystals and minerals and pure elements corresponding to the gods. This does mean that technically you can communicate with multiple gods at once with a mineral. This in affect makes it that certain crystals and their certain variations produce specific magical effects. For example, sodium's god is about healing so any use of sodium (except putting it in the water because the sodium god hates water) will have a healing effect. And any mineral that is a combination of sodium and another element will do something related to healing something. Going on with the sodium example, sodium itself heals things (can also repair things) but if it's salt (which is a bond between sodium and chloride) then it specifically heals via purification because the chlorine god is about purification (which allows for things being preserved by being salted and pickled)
Some gods are nice and there's little to no cost to asking for their presence, others are more reasonable with costs like taking away your energy, while others can be just cruel especially when it comes to asking for something very powerful and personal. If you ask sanguis for the ability to know/see everything, he'll give you that ability but he'll take away your eyes (if you can see everything then why the eyes? He thinks it's a useless organ in this case) but if you ask druida to let your lifespan be one year older she'll just ask you to kill a small fish you don't really care about
That's all I have right now so I'll keep you posted
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its-deputy-caleb · 3 years
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Hiii, could i have a request for how the gang members would react to meeting a historian or explorer in the wild?? thank you! I love your blogs sm!!
anon ily <3333 i went wayy overboard with these but i regret nothing bc this was soo cute and fun to write. I hope u enjoy and i made it gn for everyone. I only did the VDL boys for this but if enough ppl like it i might do the girls with something similar idk yet?
Dutch Van Der Linde
Dutch first laid eyes on you when you were hanging off the edge of a cliff after slipping when you got too close to the edge. He immediately ran over to you, helping you off the cliff and getting you settled back on your feet.
He seemed genuinely concerned and agreed to help you safely record the rock carving that was on the side of the cliff face, keeping you from falling.
You were a historian and had been studying these mysterious rock carvings after meeting an equally mysterious man, Francis Sinclair.
You didn’t see much of Dutch Van Der Linde after that until you ran into him again in Saint Denis in the saloon. He remembered who you were instantly and started up a conversation about your work where you chatted away for hours.
You became very close after that and he often accompanied you to Museums and fancy fundraisers that you were invited to.
He’d always get dressed up and complimented your finer outfits which was such a difference to the field gear you’d have on. You’d spend all night chatting away over nice champagne and dancing together before actually engaging with other guests but you didn’t have a care in the world with Dutch in your life.
Arthur Morgan
Arthur finds you standing in the middle of a field, flipping over rocks and staring numbly at what appeared to be a map in your hands.
When he approached you he soon learnt you were a young amateur explorer about to get your big break with a treasure hunt but you couldn’t find the gold bars for the life of you.
Arthur gave you a heart warming smile and held up a gold bar after retrieving it from his satchel having felt a little bad that he’d discovered it not a week before you.
The two of you laughed about it, calling yourself a fool for trying to find it for so long when it was clearly missing— the thought that someone took it clearly never crossed your mind.
Arthur was always a gentleman however and promised to make it up to you. After taking you to dinner and getting to know him better, you spent the next few days camping out and finding a new treasure together.
You travelled through caves and through valleys of flowers to find this treasure. Sometimes it was so beautiful that the two of you just stopped by a stream to let your horses rest and enjoy the scenery.
When you finally found the treasure you gave Arthur a big hug in excitement which caught him by surprised but he happily returned. He let you keep the treasure and wished you luck with more exploring but of course that wasn’t the last time you saw Arthur again.
Charles Smith
Charles meets you one day while you’re out surveying wildlife. You specialised in conservation, wanting to study and protect animal species.
Fresh out of the university from Saint Denis you’d been dying to get out of the confining city and explore the heartlands. That’s where a kind gentleman named Charles Smith had offered to protect you and show you around the herds of bison you’d taken to studying.
You spent days together riding the over the hills and following the herd as they travelled. While you were Charles told you all about his family and the respect and love they have for the beautiful creatures.
It was amazing the array of knowledge Charles knew about bison and you couldn’t stop the smile on your face as he told you about the characteristics of the bison. You rushed to take notes in your journal, knowing that all that he told you would help you study and protect these animals.
“Do you think it’ll actually do any good? The work you’re doing?”
“One can only hope Mr.Smith but I will do everything in my ability to protect such beautiful creatures.”
Even when you had to return to the city for study you constantly wrote to Charles, staying in touch and keeping him updated with all your work. It was hard to say goodbye to someone you’d grown close to but you made regular visits to each other long after that.
John Marston
You first found John in the saloon after a long day at work, in desperate need of a drink. Being a zoologist you instantly noticed the scars on his face and would’ve guessed a wolf was the animal that caused the damage.
The two of you instantly started up a conversation and shared all kinds of stories. He told you about being up on the mountain while you showed him the scar on your arm from your run in with a cougar.
You were collecting a compendium of all the animals across the heartlands and during the months you worked on it, you ran into John more than once.
He was always curious about your work and you often spent time together in the afternoon sun, showing him the animals you’d found so far.
“What about the stray dogs in town or do you only deal with cougars and wolves?”
“Well they’re animals too aren’t they not?”
Even though you couldn’t see John all the time, he often came along with you to see the wildlife and covered you when you were around particularly dangerous animals and you enjoyed every second you had with him.
Micah Bell
When Micah met you he had absolutely no idea what you were on about. In his mind the whole idea of a palaeontologist is ridiculous and made up, much less the fact that you chose to read books and study in your spare time.
At first he doesn’t do anything but mock your work but after running into you time and time again he finally started to come around.
He grew more and more curious when he saw the drawings in your sketch books of dinosaurs and even more so when he laid eyes on the fossils. But knowing Micah, he’s still incredibly stubborn.
“Ain’t no way that thing is real.”
“One needs an open mind to comprehend what’s prehistoric Mr.Bell. It requires a certain practice.”
Every so often on your work you’d run into Micah who’d be riding around on his horse, just passing by. By now you’d consider him a friend and your face lit up as he pulled a small ammonite fossil from his bag.
It wasn’t really your area of expertise but you could tell he wanted to impress you and seemed almost nervous as you examined the fossil. Nonetheless you could tell it was real and you let him keep the small fossil as a reminder of you until the next time you saw him.
Javier Escuella
Javier meets you when you’re down my the docks, trying to capture the sunlight and noticed him fishing.
Not wanting to disturb him you kept out of his hair until you heard him cheer loudly at a catch he managed to pull in. In your particular interest in animals, you couldn’t help but ask if you could take a photo of the fish he’d caught.
From then on the two of you became friends, often running into each other as you tried to capture landscapes and wildlife.
You’d always spend the day together and you’d show him how to use a camera while he showed you how to fish and play the guitar.
When you spent time apart you’d often write to each other to fill the gap. You’d always send pictures with little writing on the back of them while he sent you poems and songs that he wrote for you, promising to play them for you next time you’d meet.
In your personal journal you have the first picture you ever took of Javier, kept safe between the pages. He’s standing along the docks, facing the away from the water as he holds up a large sturgeon and a large smile.
You and Javier always stay in touch and after he told you of his chaotic and dangerous time in guarma he made light of it by telling you about all the different wildlife he saw while he was there.
Bill Williamson
Bill stumbles upon you in the wild by accident. He’s out scouting a lead when he ended up getting lost through the shrubbery and found you examining flowers closely.
When you told him you were a botanist he looked as if you’d just spoken a different language to him because he didn’t have a clue as to what that meant. Bill always made you laugh fondly at the confused look when you told him all the scientific names of flowers.
In Bill’s mind, a flower was a flower. There was purple flowers and blue flowers and even red ones but they didn’t have their own names.
The next time Bill ran into you he brought you what he thought was a bouquet of white flowers. Instead they were actually a species of weed that was poisonous when eaten but it didn’t stop you from smiling and hugging him which was the intended purpose.
In light of that incident Bill was actually curious about some plants, trying to learn about them more. When Bill went exploring with you he pointed out some of his favourites and you picked a few to put them in the brim of his hat for him to take him back to camp.
When you run into him again Bill tries to give you another flower, this time actually understanding the plant he’d picked was a Vanilla Flower Orchid or the Vanilla planifolia but he never learnt how to pronounce it unlike you.
With a high blush Bill placed the flower behind your ear and you pulled him into a hug, being careful not to crush the beautiful flower.
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Royal siren erasermic family? They like adopt you after you hatch from an egg bc they found you or something idk and take you back to the castle and make you their little princess or something cute and fluffy like that.
YANDERE SIREN ERASERMIC FAMILY X BABY PRINCESS READER
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Shinso was just out and about, swimming through some forbidden areas he wasn’t supposed to be in, avoiding sharks, when he found an iridescent little ball under some rubble of a shipwreck, it made his gills tingle at the sweet aura that it emmited, he knew, that this creature, was something to protect. It was up until he saw something moving inside that he thought it was just some ancient treasure that would’ve died with this ship, he examined it closer, squinting his eyes, that’s when he realized, it was a Siren. A baby one at that, usually they hatched out of boring white eggs, the royal family’s were gold, but a shiny color changing white that combated the finest of jewels? Never, this little pip was special, he could feel it.
So he brought it back home, through his “balcony window”, debating wether or not he should tell his parents. As you know, he was somewhere where he was not supposed to be, and they would throw a fit. Then again, whatever this thing was, he couldn’t just keep it to himself, something was living inside it, and he wouldn’t know if something was wrong, so he has too. When he did, it came as a suprise that his parents weren’t mad, they jsut kindof stared at the orb, inhaling the addictive scent it gave off, the three huddled around it, aizawa carefully picking the Small thing up, it was only about the size of a pumpkin, extremely easy to pick up, yet he could still feel the heartbeat of a creature inside, it just had to be one of the sirenfolk , there isn’t any other explanation. He stared at it in confusion, noticing the small cracks staring to form.
Then a little hand popped through, and scared the shit out of all of them.
———
As it turned out, you were in fact a siren, a rare subtype of them, thought to have gone extinct long, long ago. The opal-looking scales that littered your arms and tail showed proof of it, this species were intensely more fragile, and weaker, that’s why they went extinct, as they couldn’t hear, and a small crabs pinch could cause major bone breaks, they were just too weak, yet so beautiful. That’s why they were coveted among the royal family. It only helped their growing obsession taht you were so cute.
It might’ve been an act of I’mpulse, but they just needed to have you as their own, of course, their word is law, so they could’ve just kept you, but they felt the need to make it official, they’d already had two pips, you’re just their third! It was simple, of course, you specific species could be born into sirenfolk families, it was just so rare that it had only happened once. You were just so cute, so fragile, just something so breakable, they just
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To protect this tiny lil thing, it was instinctual to feel a protective pull over their little pups, and boy were they feeling that right now, you were special, not just any baby, but you were theirs. Their special little pup, nothing would ever lay a hand on you, ever. It had only be a few days, and word spreads through the underwater kingdom like a wave, from the servant maid who showed them how to take care of you, to the head maid, to a citizen, to the fisher, and eventually, by the end of the week, the whole kingdom was eagerly waiting to get a glimpse of their new princess.
And boy were they shocked to find out it was an opalite, the most rare of rare sirens in the world. Immediately after they had shown you to the world, sitting in a large clam as it was pulled by sharks, the citizens fell in love with you, maybe it was the fact that you were related to their beloved royals, maybe because the royal family would intensely glare at anyone who made negative comments, maybe it was the fact that a few of those people went missing, but who knows right?
You still hadn’t been able to open your eyes yet, and you won’t be able to hear them for a very long time, your hands were about the size of aizawas eye, and you looked closer to a fish than a human, as you hadn’t even developed your face yet, another plus to being the endangered species, note the sarcasm. And guess what? They found it so adorable, just their cute little baby, their little pup who can’t even protect themselves from the water around them. They just loved every part of your little body, from your tails, to your tiny little hands, to your shiny gills. It was all just so perfect- you were so perfect, and you were theirs, they were gonna protect you at all costs.
So of course they did, you were just so tiny right now, they knows practically anything could hurt you, so they opted to be around you all the time, only leaving to hunt for humans that would suffice for their tastes, drawling them in, determined because of that little smile of yours. You motivated them to do it, they were doing this for you. It have them all a sense of pride to have you feel safe with them, to rite them you. On their own terms.
Eri was constantly around you, being that she was a young one just like you, and you were her little sister! So she wanted to always be around while you made those echoing gurgling noises, or flapped your hands around in the water, she didn’t have responsibility in the kingdom yet, unless being cute is a job, so she can be with you jsut as much as she wants. Always sitting with you while you played with the floating pearls that they had arranged over your play area, watching you feel new things, holding you while you dozed off with adorable little bubbles, she always was with you.
Like now, she’s been with you all day, giving you little snacks, glaring at the guards at the door who always had their eyes on you… creeps. The sun was almost setting, and when you’re low down in the ocean it goes pitch black after a little while, and that’s when the jellyfish come out, tonight was one of the most special days out of the year in the northern oceans, the jellyfish festival, the one night a year when the rare white jellyfish would come out to say hi, leaving trails of shimmering sparkle behind them, painting the upper levels of the ocean a shiny silver. It just so happened that it occurred on your first birthday, a very small increment to sirens, as they live almost a billion years, but still a big accomplishment in their eyes. Look! Their little baby girl is turning one! How amazing!
“Do you see them hon? Look, they’re just starting to appear” Aizawa asked both you and eri calmly, swishing his hand through the salty water to pint at the new appearance of white and purple blobs, slowly flouncing their way overhead. Eri smiled up at it, her pointed teeth displayed in full view, her eyes shined at the view, not only of the huge jellyfish, but also at you, who was placed delicately in mics lap, sat up against his chest. Little bubbles escaped your mouth as you blew raspberries into the water, just making the family laugh.
“Mm-hmmm! Look! Look! How pretty! I wanna touch em! Can I touch em!” She yelled at her parents, excitedly pointing towards the jelly’s floating towards the surface, her hair floated behind her as she swished around, shinsho just chuckled, knowing that she eventually would try to touch them, and get zapped, again, like last year, and the year before, and the year before.
“No hon. Don’t do that to us again, you wanna wish your sister a happy birthday? She’s probably really exited!” Mic cheered, distracting his daughter from touching the jellyfish, yet again, meanwhile, you were happily bouncing up and down on his lap, enjoying the freedom of your arms, swishing them all over the place, grabbing the beads around your neck, jsut anything.
“But dad! Why not! It’s not like it’s hurt me or anything I’ll be fi-“ she begged, throwing her hands up in a small tempter tantrum, clearly forgetting her previous events of pain, and idiocy.
“No- nope no no, we aren’t doing this again, please honey, just please, remember last time, we had to clean up your wounds OUTSIDE-of water, you hate going to the surface remember? “
“Yeah but-“ she started speaking, but was soon cut off with a loud giggle, resonating through your lips, kindof rare for you, you hadn’t been very vocal outside of a few gurgles here and there, so it had each and every ones heads turning. That’s when they saw it, your beautiful eyes, shin sing in reflection to the jellyfish. Those beautiful little eyes of yours mesmerized all of them, a pitch black (for protection from the salt), with a shiny silver-like pupal, immediately after they opened, a burst of color filled your vision. You giggled and clapped your hands together with a small toothless smile, watching as the floaty creates went overhead, glittering with the light.
The absolutely gorgeous splash above was admired by the family form their own viewing post, the blues and whites combined to make a heavenly display. You could feel the cool sprinkles of light they emmited hitting your skin, smiling at the feeling, you splayed your hands out and flailed them against the water.
“Ohhhhhh- oh wow. Honey! Honey look! Her eyes opened! Look at taht! Aren’t you just so magical! Look at you, my little pup.” Mic smacked Aizawa over the chest multiple times, pointing at your clearly opened eyes, you just remained oblivious, staring up at all the new things around you, like.. everything! He turned you around to face him, letting you actually see his face for the first time, taking in the long yellow hair, the (also) black eyes, the ethereal face dotted with shiny yellow gills, him, you could see him!
“She’s developing smoothly, I’m glad. Awww, that’s pretty cute.” Aizawa replied to him, holding in his emotions, as soon as he met those new eyes of yours it’s like everything else disappeared, like the world itself didn’t exist, outside of him, and his fmaily. You took his breath away, or what you could call breath, so cute and innocent, such a small thing, that brings so much joy. Your little tail swished back and forth as you stared up at them happily, taking in the features of the people you’d learned to recognize by touch. Blowing raspberries out of your lips with a stream of bubbles.
“Awwwww! I’m gonna cry, she’s growing so fast! Soon she’ll be swimming in her own! In like 200 years! Too soon, way too soon. Comers baby- mm hmmm” mic spoke, knowing full well that even if he did cry, his tears would get sucked in by the ocean. He pulled you close, moving your head I’ve this shoulde is it would rest in the crook of his neck while he hugged you, eventually, the others joined in, eri practically flopping ontop (with careful regard for you of course).
They all stared at you, while you stared up at the “sky”, oblivious to their stares, to the ways they would growl at anyone who came close, to how they kept you from seeing anyone other than what they personally approve. After all, you are jsut their little pup, of course you wouldn’t notice! Their little pup… feels right to say that, it isn’t like you have any family waiting, they aren’t ever gonna come here.
And if they ever did?
Then, well, a few mermaids are going missing
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Thanks for requesting, this was fun to write!
Have a great day today! Goodbye.
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you're the pink in my cheeks (i'm a little bit soft)
summary: "and i know we'll never grow old together / cause you'll never grow old to me / you're the pink in my cheeks / and i love that it means i'm a little bit soft / you're the pink in my cheeks / and i love that it means i'm a little bit soft"
- "monster," marceline (adventure time)
(OR: 5.4k of soft domestic lesbian!analogical, featuring lesbian!moceit, trans male!remus, trans female!roman, and Gay Shenanigans)
a/n: huge thank you to dandie for beta'ing this fic!
i just wanted to write wlw is that so wrong of me? no. no it is not.
CW: alcohol mentions, a few sex jokes, swearing, one implied instance of potential sexual activity (although it doesn't go any farther than making out; if you want to skip that part, skip the section that starts with "Did you get the right kind of popcorn?")
word count: ~5.4k
read it on ao3!!
“I think I may be going insane,” Logan says, squinting at her laptop screen. Virginia, hanging upside-down in the armchair, looks up from her phone and blinks.
“And why is that?”
“Because I am starting to agree with Rosie’s anti-Florida agenda.”
“I didn’t realize that there was an anti-Florida agenda.”
“Rosie has one, and I have always thought it facetious. However, if this laboratory does not start sending me my requested samples and information in a timely manner, I will be forced to concede that Rosie may have . . . a point.”
“You, agreeing with a lit major? I never thought I’d see the day,” Virginia teases. Logan initially resists the urge to stick her tongue out or flip Virginia off, because that would be childish, but then she remembers that Virginia does not care about her childishness, so she sticks her tongue out. Virginia snorts with laughter, and Logan feels warm, fizzy pop-rocks bursting in her chest.
Her phone buzzes next to her, and she picks it up. There’s a new message blinking for her attention on the screen.
[from: snesbian (snake lesbian)]
a, b, or c
[to: snesbian (snake lesbian)]
. . . What?
[from: snesbian (snake lesbian)]
*rolls eyes*
[from: snesbian (snake lesbian)]
i need you to make a selection, logan. a, b, or c.
[to: snesbian (snake lesbian)]
I am confused. What am I selecting between?
[from: snesbian (snake lesbian)]
wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy
[to: snesbian (snake lesbian)]
Yes. I would like to know. That is why I asked you.
[to: snesbian (snake lesbian)]
Also, I am not a meteorologist. Or a boy.
[from: snesbian (snake lesbian)]
it’s a meme, i’m sure v will be happy to show you the og. but first: make a choice
[to: snesbian (snake lesbian)]
Option B, I suppose?
[from: snesbian (snake lesbian)]
vodka it is!
[to: snesbian (snake lesbian)]
Wait, what?
Her phone buzzes again, another text thread lighting up, and Logan abandons the now-fruitless conversation with Jan to see that her wife has texted.
[from: soda poppy]
y is jan fillin a thermos with vodka and sayin u gave her the go ahead? >:(
[to: soda poppy]
I am unsure. She texted me asking me to make a choice between “a, b, and c” with no context given. When I eventually selected “b,” she excitedly mentioned vodka and logged off.
[from: soda poppy]
her an remy r going 2 a pta meeting tonight an i guess they’re goin drunk
[to: soda poppy]
Is that a . . . normal occurrence?
[from: soda poppy]
sadly yeah
[to: soda poppy]
Wait, is she even allowed to attend PTA meetings? You two don’t have any children?
[from: soda poppy]
she’s on the school board so she has the right 2 attend. idk if she’s supposed to or not but its never stopped her b4
“Everythin’ good over there?” Virginia asks.
“I believe I may have just enabled Jan to attend a PTA meeting drunk.” Virginia snorts, swiping at her phone.
“Good for her, honestly. The only reason she and Poppy live in that neighborhood is so that Jan can flaunt her wife in front of all the capital-s Straight people, because she’s a petty fuckin’ bitch.”
“That is a strange word choice for your best friend.”
“I hate Jan, she’s a bitch,” Virginia says, smirking fondly at her phone. Logan knows her girlfriend well enough to know that this statement is disingenuous, so she stands up, stretching her arms above her head, and leans down to drop a kiss onto Virginia’s forehead.
*~*~*~*~*
Logan blinks awake slowly, feeling for the position of her limbs. She’s on her left side, left arm tucked up under her pillow to cradle her head, wrapped in the thick comforter of their bed. Her right arm is slung across Virginia’s body, and her girlfriend is pressed up against her, head tucked right under Logan’s chin and face nestled into her neck and chest. Virginia breathes, slow and deep and even, and Logan hums, huffing out a soft exhale.
She carefully wiggles out of bed, tucking the comforter around Virginia’s curled-up form. Virginia grumbles when the cool morning air slips against her skin, because she is a foolish woman who insists upon sleeping in short shorts and a spaghetti-strap tank top no matter the current weather patterns. Logan wraps her up, making sure that she’s shifted into the middle of the warm divot of body heat, and Virginia settles in, asleep again in a heartbeat.
Logan turns to the corner chair, where her early-morning outfit is already laid out: athletic leggings, a sports bra, a moisture-wicking quarter zip jacket. She changes quietly, lights off, and tugs on a pair of ankle socks before slinking into the bathroom. Once the door is shut, she flicks on the soft lights over the vanity and carefully undoes her sleep braid. Normally, Virginia does Logan’s hair, because Logan is not good at dealing with her wavy, tangled, curly mess, but she won’t wake up her girlfriend for that. She can, at bare minimum, pull her hair up into a high ponytail for running purposes.
They live in a small town only a short walk (and even shorter bike ride) from the beach, full of little two-story brightly-colored beach cottages. Logan steps off her front porch, pulls out her phone, and quickly shoots a text.
[to: ginny <3]
I am headed to the beach for my weekly run. I will likely return before you wake up, but in case I do not: I will be back before 9 AM.
[to: ginny <3]
I love you <3
Logan kicks up the kickstand on her bike, runs her fingers over the glossy dark-blue paint flecked with white and silver and gold to mimic stars, and swings one leg over the bike seat. She carefully pedals out into the narrow road and heads for the beach. The cool early-morning air whips past her face, and she chances a glance up at the dark-blue-turning-light-blue-grey sky and smiles.
She’s always been an early-morning morning person, anyway.
*~*~*~*~*
Logan’s sneakers dig into the hard-packed wet sand along the water’s edge as she runs. Seagulls scatter in front of her, and the podcast Virginia recommended hums in her ear. The sun creeps up, up, up onto the horizon, coloring the blue-grey into streaks of brilliant pink and orange and gold, light reflecting off the water in resplendent diamond sparkles.
Logan runs half a mile down the beach, turns around, runs back to where she started and then runs half a mile in the other direction before turning around and running back to her starting point. By the time she’s bent over, hands on her knees, huffing out breath while her legs burn pleasantly, the sun has emerged fully from the ocean, and Logan is beginning to wish she had worn a visor.
She takes a moment to appreciate the sensory experiences of being on a nearly-abandoned beach: the scent of salt water, the sound of waves crashing against sand, the errant cries of gulls squabbling over fish. Their little beach is not nearly pristine enough for a tourist attraction, and too far north along the Atlantic coast to be warm year-round. Still, Logan loves it, and cannot imagine living anywhere else.
She hunts along the water’s edge as she walks, briefly, a cool-down before the bike ride home. She finds a few things worth photographing, a few crabs to shoo back into the ocean, and a few things worth gathering: an intact clam shell whose smooth curve runs unbroken from the heel of her palm to the tip of her index finger when she lays it flat in her hand, a light gray rock worn smooth by the waves that turns dark-gray-almost-black when wet, a small spiral shell that she thinks may have broken off of the top of a snail shell. Logan wraps all three things carefully in a small handkerchief from the little bag she keeps in her bike basket, pulling out her phone to note the time (8:37 AM) and the message notification flashing at her.
[from: ginny<3]
dunno why you insist on being a morning person. stop by the dunkin on your way back and get us breakfast?
[to: ginny<3]
You had Dunkin for breakfast three times this week. You should consume something healthy.
[from: ginny <3]
>:( >:( >:( >:(
[from: ginny <3]
counterpoint: you bringing me dunkin is better than me not eating breakfast at all. which is the alternative because i do not want to get up and prepare anything
[to: ginny <3]
Your womanly wiles will not work on me in regards to Dunkin breakfast.
[from: ginny <3]
bitch (affectionate)
[to: ginny <3]
Would you like me to make you breakfast on my return, beloved?
[from: ginny <3]
. . .
[from: ginny <3]
will you make me an omelette? with all the cheesy goo an shit?
[to: ginny <3]
I will make you an omelette with some degree of “cheese goo.”
Logan slides her phone into her pocket, huffing out a laugh at her girlfriend’s behavior, and hops onto her bike again.
*~*~*~*~*
“Your omelettes are always so much better than mine,” Virginia says, moaning as she sinks her teeth into an enormous bite of egg and cheese. Logan, calmly dicing bell peppers to mix into her own omelette, smiles.
“All food tastes better when it is prepared by someone who is not you.”
“You’ve clearly never had anything the twins have cooked.” Virginia takes another bite, pops a multivitamin into her mouth, and chases it down with a gulp of milk. “Besides, it tastes better because you made it.”
“I am not the most accomplished chef in the world, certainly, but I am glad you enjoy my cooking.”
Virginia laughs softly. “Lo, I like your food because it’s prepared by someone who loves me. I can taste the love in everything you make for me.”
Logan turns back to her peppers to hide her blush. “Love is not a measurable ingredient when cooking.” Virginia laughs again, louder this time; when Logan sets the knife down, she hears Virginia’s chair scrape out behind her as she stands, feels her arms wrap around her waist, feels the cool skin of her face press into her neck.
“Love you.”
*~*~*~*~*
“Stressful day at work?” Logan asks, hearing the door slam.
Virginia kicks off her flats, sending them flying into the wall with a clatter. Logan sets down her crochet project and moves toward the entrance of their house, where Virginia is shrugging off her rainjacket to reveal a mint-green Peter Pan-collared blouse and dark gray dress pants. “The stressiest.”
Logan takes the jacket and shakes it out on the tiled entranceway before hanging it on the hook. “I am sorry, beloved.”
“Lots of assessments, lots of parents who don’t understand why I’m assessing their kid, lots of parents insisting that there’s nothing wrong with their kid, or that there’s no way their kid could possibly have the deficits that I’m seeing. Like, I wouldn’t make this shit up, you know? Literally, let me help your child. You came to me, remember? I’m not in the habit of imposing myself onto people.”
“That sounds very stressful,” Logan says. She tries to picture a life where she spends all her time interacting with people she doesn’t know on a regular basis instead of her little corner of the university biochemistry lab where she only has to interact with three or four known people and her immediate supervisor, mostly by email. It sends icy fingers skittering down her spine.
“It is, I hate it. I mean, Kitty’s my supervisor until I get my C’s, so if I have problems I can consult with her, but like . . . why are people the way that they are.”
Logan stretches up and presses a gentle kiss to Virginia’s cheek. “I love you, Ginny.”
Virginia exhales and folds herself around Logan, draping her body over her girlfriend and going limp and boneless. “I don’t wanna be a real person for the rest of the night.”
“That can be arranged.”
“But it’s my night to make dinner.”
“I do not mind switching and having you make dinner tomorrow,” Logan says. “This is an acceptable deviation from the routine.” Virginia pushes her face into Logan’s neck, and Logan nuzzles the side of her head, and she sighs like the entire world has lifted off her chest.
*~*~*~*~*
(This is how it starts:
Logan, taking a class on British literature in her sophomore year because she needs to meet her core requirements. Logan, meeting Rosie, disagreeing with her on almost every single point she raises in class, hating when they’re paired up for their midterm project but earning the best grade in the class overall. Logan, seeing a text from Rosie about how her housemate needs people to participate in a research study for extra credit. Logan, making the long trek down to the health sciences building and seeing Virginia for the first time, thinking that she’s pretty and not knowing that she’ll be thinking that for the rest of her life.)
*~*~*~*~*
“Hello, gorgeous,” Virginia hums.
“Are you talking to me or to the mint plant?” Logan says, aggressively stabbing her pointer finger against the Delete key. It clacks loudly, and she mutters an insult under her breath. “I am going to set myself on fire. I swear to god, I am.”
“Obviously the mint plant,” Virginia says, turning and dropping a kiss on Logan’s head. “You okay, honey?” Logan grumbles more and shoves the laptop away from her with a disgruntled noise. Virginia moves the laptop away and leans over to kiss her forehead.
“I am trying to politely word an email whose essence boils down to, ‘If you do not send me my fucking samples in a timely manner, I am going to be forced to commit an Atrocity the likes of which this earth has never seen’,” Logan says.
Virginia laughs so hard that she sits down on the tiled kitchen floor, wiping tears from her eyes. “You are so funny,” she wheezes. Logan feels her irritation fade a little under the brightness of her girlfriend’s joy. “Let me see the email, I’m good at professional bullshitting.”
*~*~*~*~*
“Braid my hair!” Rosie says, throwing herself down onto the couch. Logan lifts her laptop up just in time to keep Rosie’s head from slamming into the keyboard.
“Ginny is your best bet for braids, Rosie. I have limited experience.”
“It doesn’t have to be fancy, It just has to be off my neck.”
Logan saves her document and sets her laptop on the coffee table, poking at Rosie’s ribs until she slides onto the floor and settles cross-legged between Logan’s thighs. “A comb and some hair-ties would be appreciated.”
“REMUS!” Rosie shouts.
“WHAT?”
“BRING ME A BRUSH AND SOME HAIR BANDS!”
“GET YOUR OWN!”
“I’m going to kill that man,” Rosie mutters, rolling to her feet. There are suspicious muffled thumping noises from the other room for a few minutes before Rosie emerges, victorious, hair somehow even messier than it was in the first place.
“You are the single loudest person I have ever met,” Logan sighs, taking the comb and the hair ties and beginning to drag it through Rosie’s curls. Rosie winces, just a little, at the pull of the comb, and Logan tries to be more gentle.
“Thank you!”
“I did not say that was a compliment.
“Hey!”
*~*~*~*~*
Logan tugs her sweatshirt sleeves down from where she’d rolled them up previously, shivering a little. Part of her wishes that she had worn leggings instead of capris as she drags the folding chair a little closer to the bonfire, toes dragging through the still-sun-warmed sand. The speaker set up on the food table blasts some sort of current pop music, and Rosie and Poppy dance around each other, chanting the lyrics at each other. They are both very loud and very off-key and, Logan suspects, fairly drunk as well. Remus is in the ocean (definitely buzzed, potentially naked) and Jan is standing at the edge of the ocean, watching to make sure he stays alive.
“Hey,” someone says, low and rumbling in her ear. Logan does not flinch (just barely) and turns to see Virginia, holding a plastic cup with a poorly-drawn sketch of the state of Virginia on it. Her hair is starting to come loose from its messy bun, and her sweater sleeves keep sliding down over her wrists and nearly dunking into her drink, and her breath smells sweet and alcoholic. When she lifts her hand to Logan’s cheek, her fingers are cool, and Logan shivers.
“How’s my girl?” Virginia asks.
“Cold,” Logan answers honestly. Virginia laughs, tipping her head back and exposing the long strip of her neck. Logan wants to lick it.
“You’re adorable,” Virginia says, leaning in and pressing her mouth against Logan’s ear. Her breath is warm and slightly damp. “So pretty, my Logan, and so smart. I bet you know exactly what chemical compounds are making the flames turn that color, hmmm?”
Logan can feel her face burning hotter than the bonfire, but Virginia just sits languidly in her lap, feet propped up on the armrest. Her toes are painted pale purple, and the glitter sparkles in the firelight.
“How many drinks have you had?” Logan asks.
“Enough to feel all tingly,” Virginia says, swirling whatever’s in her cup. “How many have you had?”
“None,” Logan answers honestly. Virginia leans her head against Logan’s shoulder, and her wispy frizz tickled Logan’s nose. She sneezes, and Virginia giggles in the high-pitched, superficial way she only giggles when she gets really, really drunk.
“You sound so cute when you sneeze.”
“I do not.”
“Of course you do,” and now Virginia is looking at her, eyes glowing warm in the firelight. “You sound cute when you do anything. You’re cute when you exist. You’re cute no matter what. I love you more than I’ve ever loved anyone.”
Logan hates the taste of alcohol, but she leans in and kisses Virginia anyway.
*~*~*~*~*
“Lo.”
“Hmmm?”
“Pick a color.”
“What?”
“I’m painting my toes again. Pick a color for me.”
Logan flops over onto her stomach, staring at the neat row of creme polishes sitting on their ottoman. Virginia’s bare feet are propped up in front of them, spread apart awkwardly with neon lemon gel toe spreaders, and she studies the nail polish like she’s trying to determine which vial isn’t poisoned.
“I like that one,” she says finally, pointing to a pale pink polish the color of the flowers Virginia brought her on their first date. Virginia hums, picking the bottle up and tilting it critically in the light.
“Not the one I would have picked, but I said you could pick, so I guess we’re doing it.”
Virginia tosses some bottles of toppers (or “tacos” as she calls them, slang from one of the YouTubers she likes) onto the bed while she paints her toes, and Logan sifts through them to settle on a blue-yellow iridescent one.
“I do not know how you can get behind wearing something called a Unicorn Skin,” Logan says. Virginia just shrugs and plucks the bottle from her hand. Their fingers overlap - Logan’s warm from where they’ve been tucked under her body, Virginia’s cool from where they’ve been gripping the glass bottle. Impulsively, Logan lifts Virginia’s fingers and kisses the tips.
“You’re going to smear the polish,” Virginia mutters, even though she painted her fingers earlier today and they’ve been dry for a while. She doesn’t bother to yank her fingers away, either, so Logan kisses them again.
*~*~*~*~*
“Logan!”
Logan is fully aware that the only thing keeping Poppy from crashing into her like a floral-sundress-covered cannonball is the casserole dish in her hands. She counts her blessings and steps aside to let Poppy in.
“Where’s Jan?”
“Getting something from the car! It’s my turn to drive us home, so she brought something to drink.”
Jan primly kicks the passenger side door shut with her heeled ankle boots, a bottle of wine grasped by the neck in each hand.
“I hope you do not intend to drink both of those in their entirety tonight,” Logan says. Jan rolls her eyes and offers one of the bottles to her.
“This one is a gift for you and Ginia. The other one is for me.”
“None for Poppy?”
“Poppy is the designated driver, so she will not be drinking. And I know she already told you that.” Logan rolls her eyes, and Jan flips her off. “Are you going to invite me in or not?”
“What are you, a vampire?” Virginia shouts from the kitchen.
“Only one of us dresses like the undead, darling, and it isn’t me,” Jan calls back, stepping into the house. “Are the twins here yet?”
“They cannot attend. Remus has orchestra practice and Rosie is teaching a dance class. You already knew both of these facts, because you are in the group text.”
“I am not.”
“You responded to a message in the group thread fifteen minutes ago.”
“That was the NSA agent assigned to monitor me.”
“You are a liar.”
“What else is new?”
*~*~*~*~*
groupchat name: be gay do crime
soda poppy: hey every1! DONUT 4get to make ur bakesale goodies and drop them off at r house by 7 am on fri!
lo tide: Please use normal words. I am begging you.
snesbian (snake lesbian): then beg.
lo tide: I do not recall asking for your opinion.
snesbian (snake lesbian): and yet i give it to you anyway. am i not generous
virgin: if you don’t stop making fun of my gf i swear to god
virgin: also remus if you don’t stop changing my name i’m gonna end you
virgin has changed their name to gin(ny) and tonic!
gin(ny) and tonic: much better anyway
violets are blue rosie is me: i believe you meant anygay
gin(ny) and tonic: i said what i fucking said
ace attorney irl: you changed your name :(
gin(ny) and tonic: every day the Lord regrets giving all of us mod powers in this chat
snesbian (snake lesbian): i have no such regrets
lo tide: Can we circle back to the bake sale, please?
soda poppy: Whatchu wanna kno???
lo tide: I assume it is school related?
soda poppy: yep!
soda poppy: fundraising 4 this year’s art club field trip! since im the faculty advisor im in charge of approving and setting up 4 the fundraisers
lo tide: I see. And why, exactly, is it our responsibility to make things for this fundraiser? Should it not be the students’ responsibility?
soda poppy: they r makin stuff 4 it but also i gotta make sure some of the stuff will b edible yknow
lo tide: I see.
gin(ny) and tonic: listen i know that jan is like. a professional pastry chef an shit. but i’m not making anything fancy like a cheesecake or smthn
gin(ny) and tonic: i’m making like. fuckin brownies
snesbian (snake lesbian): smh don’t you care about the Children at all?
gin(ny) and tonic: no. they’re not my kids
ace attorney irl: i will make cookies
soda poppy: u cannot make them inappropriate shapes
ace attorney irl: :(
violets are blue rosie is me: do not worry, i will make sure they are an appropriate shape
violets are blue rosie is me: i’ll make cupcakes!
lo tide: I believe I have a recipe for lemon squares that I can make. Will lemon squares be sufficient?
soda poppy: yeah! just keep ur stuff free of common allergens like tree nuts
gin(ny) and tonic: so my plan to just yeet you a bag of reese’s peanut butter cups and call it a contribution is out then
*~*~*~*~*
Virginia throws a box of brownie mix into the cart and dusts her hands off. “There. Done.”
Logan raises an eyebrow.
“Don’t give me that look, we have the rest of the ingredients at home. We have tap water, we have oil, we have eggs, we don’t need anything else. What do we need for your lemon thingies?”
“Lemons, presumably.”
“You’re a comedian,” Logan deadpans. Virginia flips her off, and then leans in to kiss her cheek. “I do need lemons, though. Lemons, more eggs . . . I have a list in my phone.”
“What phone?” Virginia says, dangling Logan’s galaxy-patterned case above her head. “I think you’re too short for this, Lo.”
“Give me my phone,” Logan says, rolling her eyes. Virginia wiggles it above her head, laughing.
“Maybe you should give me something in return.”
“Like what?”
Virginia grins. “Like a kiss, perhaps?”
Logan rolls her eyes again, but she leans in and kisses Virginia gently, swiping her phone back when Virginia lowers her hand to cup her face. “Thank you for paying the toll, sweetheart.”
“You are ridiculous,” Logan says. It doesn’t stop her from gently kissing Virginia’s cheek before pushing the cart down the aisle again.
*~*~*~*~*
groupchat name: be gay do crime
lo tide: What time did you want us to drop off the baked goods, Poppy?
soda poppy: if ur gonna b in the area, u can just drop them off at my house!
ace attorney irl: i made some of the shapes inappropriate but those ones r 4 u and jan
soda poppy: what did u make 4 the bake sale?
ace attorney irl: . . .
soda poppy: what did u make 4 the children, remus.
ace attorney irl: nothin’ too crazy! jan had some normal summer shapes - suns, flip flops, etc. etc. used those
soda poppy: :D thx remus!
ace attorney irl: made some fishies too! but the octopi are just for u an jan.
ace attorney irl: i . . . may have painted dicks on them
soda poppy: well at least u warned me right
*~*~*~*~*
“Did you get the right kind of popcorn?” Logan asks.
“If by ‘the right kind’ you mean ‘your favorite kind,’ then yes, I did,” Virginia says, coming into the living room with a large yellow bowl full of fluffy popcorn. “What are we watching tonight? It’s your turn to pick, isn’t it?”
“Gay fish,” Logan says.
Virginia sets the popcorn on the coffee table and blinks at her. “That is . . . quite the description of Finding Nemo, sweetheart.”
“Not Finding Nemo, Ginny. Luca. It’s new, and it’s not explicitly gay, but there is a very obvious queer reading. I thought we could watch it together.”
“Anything with you sounds wonderful.”
“Sap,” Logan mutters. She leans in to kiss Virginia’s cheek, but Virginia turns at the last moment and presses their lips together.
“Are you sure you want to watch a movie?” she says. “We could just make out instead, if you want.” She pushes gently on Logan’s stomach, guiding her to lay on her back on the couch. Virginia lays on top of her, gently sliding a hand to rest warm and heavy on her stomach. She leans forward, pressing a gentle kiss to Logan’s neck, and then her jaw, and then rubbing their noses together.
“Tonight is movie night,” Logan says. Virginia presses their mouths together, and Logan hums, gently pressing up into the kiss. “We should be watching a movie.”
“Are you sure?” Virginia says. “I think we should pursue this avenue a little further.”
Logan squirms a little. “I - I would not - um - no, thank you.”
Virginia’s eyes, which were hazing over with something, clear as she blinks. “Okay, sweetheart.” She leans back, sits up, pulls Logan into a sitting position. “Are you alright?”
“I’m okay,” she says. “I just - I am not in the mood for that tonight. If that is okay.”
“Of course it’s okay,” Virginia says. She holds out a hand, and Logan takes it. Virginia kisses the back of it before settling herself on the couch. “I am so proud of you for expressing a boundary and telling me you were uncomfortable. I know that expressing boundaries is something that we’re both working on, and you did a wonderful job. Tell me what you want, Lo. Please?”
“I would like a kiss,” Logan says. “Just one. And then I would like to cuddle, and - and I would like us to watch Luca together. Is that acceptable?”
Virgil nods. “Of course, love. Come here, hmmm?” Logan settles next to her, and Virginia gently cups her cheek and presses their mouths together. “I love you, Logan. So much. Of course we can watch Luca now.”
Virginia lays an arm along the top of the couch, allowing Logan to cuddle up against her and rest her head on her chest. “I love you,” Logan says softly.
“I love you too, sweetpea.”
*~*~*~*~*
Logan rolls over, yawning, and feels a small weight displace itself from her thighs. She blinks awake slowly, lifting her head and pushing her curtain of curls aside to reveal a black cat mewing at her grumpily before settling into a sushi roll beside her.
“Did I wake you? I am sorry, Galileo . . .”
Galileo settles against her, purring softly, while the ash-grey cat at the foot of the bed pads slowly up to curl on Virginia’s back. “That’s your favorite spot, isn’t it, Andromeda?” The cat emits a soft “mrrrp” before settling back down to sleep. Logan yawns, smiles, and gently strokes her hears. “What should we do, girls? Shall we stay awake and be productive members of society?”
Neither cat responds, and Logan looks at Virginia. She’s haloed in the morning light, eyes tightly shut, mouth hanging open, drool leaking into a puddle on the pillow. She snores a little - one, two, three snorts before settling back into a deep sleep.
“No,” Logan decides, “we shall not.” She lays back down, gently nudging Galileo a few inches over so that she can snuggle up to Virginia. Galileo stretches out, pressing a paw directly into Logan’s cheek. Logan shoves her, and she resettles onto Logan’s feet with an indignant noise.
“You can sleep by my face when you do not kick my face,” Logan mutters, curling into her love.
*~*~*~*~*
groupchat name: be gay do crime
soda poppy: r u all comin 2 the bake sale 2morrow?!
lo tide: I was under the impression that we were only providing the baked goods. Is it not for the students at the school?
soda poppy: we got waaaayyyy more stuff than we thought so we r havin a 2nd bakesale 2morrow 4 parents an stuff!
soda poppy: we r gonna need sum help with setup though . . .
lo tide: Poppy, please do not even -
soda poppy: 🥺🥺🥺 p l e a s e
lo tide: Poppy.
snesbian (snake lesbian): logan
lo tide: If I agree to stop and pick up coffee for everyone, will that motivate you all to turn out?
violets are blue rosie is me: i’m always a slut for free coffee
lo tide: I’m sorry, where did I say that this would be free?
violets are blue rosie is me: D:<
ace attorney irl: eh i’m down for it. where you swingin’ by?
soda poppy: there’s a panera p close 2 where the bake sale is!!! it’s gonna b at the morning girl’s basketball game
lo tide: Does anyone have any issues with Panera coffee?
violets are blue rosie is me: nah. large iced coffee, add three ounces of half and half, two pumps of sugar syrup, two pumps of vanilla, and caramel drizzle.
ace attorney irl: complicated bitch much?
violets are blue rosie is me: why must the cain instinct betray me like this
ace attorney irl: the cain instinct started when we stole each other’s genders in the womb
violets are blue rosie is me: this is true this is true but you’re still a bitch
ace attorney irl: large hazelnut coffee, two sugars, please
snesbian (snake lesbian): large dark roast, black
soda poppy: medium decaf coffee, two ounces of almond milk, and two pumps of sugar syrup!
gin(ny) and tonic: large caramel latte
lo tide: You . . . are going to ride in the car with me to pick up the coffee, we can order our own coffees. I do not need your order, love.
lo tide: But I appreciate the information <3 <3
*~*~*~*~*
“We come bearing gifts,” Virginia announces loudly. “And by gifts, I mean we bought a baker’s dozen of cinnamon crunch bagels for everybody.”
“Well, there are twelve cinnamon crunch bagels and one plain bagel, bagged separately, for me,” Logan corrects, expertly balancing two coffee trays with a bagel container. “Also, we made more brownies.”
Poppy looks up from where she’s instructing two high-schoolers on how to hang a sign properly and grins, waving brightly. Jan is leaning on the table, hand on her head, sipping at a water bottle.
“Vodka or whiskey?” Logan asks dryly, handing over Jan’s black coffee. Jan blinks at her, flips her off, and drains a long swig from her cup.
“Water. Partied a little too hard with Remy last night, and now I’m hungover as shit.”
“We suspected as much, which is why we brought you an extra coffee.”
“Lifesaver,” Jan says, knocking back another long drag of coffee before taking a sip of her water bottle. (Logan suspects the bottle is actually Poppy’s, due to the sun-shiney stickers plastered all over it.) “You and Poppy both. But if you tell anyone that, I’ll gut you like a fish."
“No, you won’t,” Logan says, turning to hand Rosie and Remus their respective drinks. “You never do.”
Jan flips her off, but Virginia comes up behind her and leans her forehead against her shoulder. Logan turns, kissing her forehead, and smiles.
Life is good today, she thinks. Life is good.
(screen names!
virgin -> gin(ny) and tonic; ginny <3 = virginia (virgil)
lo tide = logan
snesbian (snake lesbian) = jan (janus)
soda poppy = poppy (patton)
ace attorney irl = remus
violets are blue rosie is me = rosie (roman) (thanks to @rosesisupposes for letting me borrow your screen name for this!)
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halloween genshin impact headcanons!!
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summary. you went trick-or-treating with klee, diona, and qiqi. and then you proceed to go to every single house in teyvat.
ft. every playable character (including 2.2-2.3 updates)
cw. none, modern!au
notes. this is really long. the list is in alphabetical order and if you want to find a certain character, you’re better off using the find function. sorry if some of these are ooc, idk too much about some characters D: these are just my headcanons, but feel free to add onto these!
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halloween night was finally here, and you already knew it was going to be amazing. the spooky yet festive atmosphere had been building up for the past week, and everyone was in the halloween spirit. you had checked the forecast today and was glad to see that it would be clear skies and the temperature was not to hot nor too cold. normally, on a halloween night like this you would be enjoying a halloween movie and giving candy to kids, but you had some other plans tonight.
three children asked you to supervise them while they go trick-or-treating and you couldn’t really say no…
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albedo.
klee spammed the doorbell several times and had to starting yelling his name
cue an explosion and albedo opens the door
he’s a mad scientist 100%
messy hair, messy lab coat
he gives out smarties and nerds-
amber.
little red riding hood
she’s going trick-or-treating too
baron bunny? more like baron wolf
she’s unsurprisingly got a lot of candy like she went everywhere
ayaka.
she’s not dressed up for halloween unfortunately
but when you go to her house she’s got a movie marathon going on
thoma is also there hehe
:o is that ayato kamisato??
dressed up in a jack skellington outfit? (without the mask)
they have some crunchy japanese candy very yummy
barbara.
angel costume fight me on this
literally so perfect on her
lots and lots of candy
and they’re basically pure sugar
please compliment her outfit she worked hard
beidou.
PIRATE
AND CHOCOLATE GOLD COINS
she’s got her crew dressed up as pirates too
she has halloween decorations that are also pirate-themed
like she popped off this year
bennett.
originally he had an inflatable alien-human costume
but he popped it LMAO
so he’s wearing a last minute skeleton costume
also the bones glow in the dark
he’s going trick-or-treating with fischl and razor
he likes twizzlers
chongyun.
i’m thinking that he dressed up as a wizard of some sort
and he has a staff prop
poor boy keeps getting scared by the decorations
and of course, xingqiu is making fun of him for it
but he’s lowkey ghost hunting as well
“do not fear. if there are any ghosts, i will exorcise them.”
he really likes those soda candies and lollipops
diluc.
he’s got huge candies definitely
diluc is dressed as a vampire
and the maids/workers have like bat wing headbands
oh and adelinde is the one who opens the door
something about her is lowkey creepy
but yeah they have huge gummy bears, huge chocolate bars, etc.
diona.
one of the kids you’re trick-or-treating with
a pumpkin costume
like one of those large ones
she’s steering very clear of chocolates
or anything that has dairy in it
she likes gummies like swedish fish
eula.
she’s in an inflatable dino costume LMAO
she lost a bet with someone and had to wear it
“i will get my vengeance.”
bro don’t even ask her for candy she’d get mad
honestly she would have dressed as elsa tho
fischl.
misa from death note
first, she kinda looks like her (one of the things i noticed when i first saw fischl)
second, i think it’d be her favorite anime
tried to get bennett to match with her but it didn’t work out
she loves haribo gummies
ganyu.
she gives me nurse costume vibes
she was working, but you happened to pass by her
and she had these milk candies (idk they’re korean)
she was walking around town and gave a bunch of candy away
super generous in giving things away
gorou.
shiba inu onesie.
it is literally so adorable
his treats were pretzel packets
and his siblings are also in onesies
some of them will try to scare you pls act scared for them
hu tao.
my god she’s all decked out
her house is decorated to the max
spider webs, skeletons, ghouls, very spooky things
no one else comes close to how decorated her house is
even her candies are lowkey creepy
she’s dressed as a scary grim reaper
definitely pulling pranks on everyone she can
“wooo~ are you getting the chills?”
itto.
he wanted to 1v1 sara in a costume contest
he’s dressed as an oni (very original. or maybe he’s hulk)
also he’s shirtless idk why i needed to add that
he isn’t giving any candy
because he’s trick-or-treating as well-
“if you see her, please tell me what her costume is!”
jean.
she’s working on halloween but she’s in costume
she wasn’t actually planning on getting into costume
but lisa put some bunny ears on her
if you do happen to see her, she’ll give you milky ways
kaeya.
y’all already know he’s a devil
that cursed red suit with the chest window
and the little horns and tail and pitchfork
klee thought he was a ketchup bottle
rosaria called him a bloody tampon
he’s a bit sad but he gained his confidence later on
anyway he has sour candy
kazuha.
i think he has a handmade samurai cosplay
and he was really proud of it so give him compliments
he also has really yummy japanese candies
i see him as a pocky guy too
keqing.
she actually was not at the house
but she had a bucket of candy outside
mostly butterfingers, but there were also m&ms
she was unfortunately not wearing any costume
but she would be wearing a cat costume
klee.
she’s dressed as a mummy
albedo just wrapped her up and called it a day
so there were a lot of loose ends and it was lowkey falling apart
so you had to make sure they were on tight
she’s running ahead of everyone all the time
she will honestly take any candy she sees
“___’s candy is the best!” but insert ___ with literally anyone
kokomi.
she’s dressed like a mermaid
and it’s really pretty and suits her perfectly
honestly i think she’d make her own costumes
also she gives out kasugai gummies which are so freaking good
she’s reading scary stories to pass the time
lisa.
honestly she was too lazy to wear anything but a witch costume
which, may i add, she has worn every year
she has a bunch of hershey chocolates
but if you dare eat them in the library she’ll come for you
“you like my costume? what a darling, have a chocolate!”
mona.
she’s trick-or-treating because free candy
and she’s also dressed as a witch
which she got from party city for a low price
but it has stars and stuff and it’s lowkey nice
“i quite like halloween, i appreciate the free sweets.”
ningguang.
not dressed up because she’s at work
but you know how dawn winery has large candy?
well she has high quality sweets
like godiva chocolates and other rich people candy idk
“don’t be shy, take some more!”
noelle.
i hc that her favorite disney princess is belle
so she’s dressed up as her from beauty and the beast
like the roses part really works out well
she’s taking a break from maid duties so she’s giving out candy from the hq
it’s just the basic assortment of candy that they bought in bulk
qiqi.
dressed up as a zombie
she really liked ganyu’s milk candy
she falls behind so make sure that she’s not being left out
“trick-or… what’s the other part again?”
raiden shogun.
she’s not the biggest halloween fan. she thinks it’s overrated
but like if you look into her house you’ll see a halloween movie on
because kujou sara is over and she loves halloween
honestly i’m feeling like sara forced her into a yumeko costume
she has a lot of hi-chews for you
razor.
dressed up as a wolf
because fischl forced him to
he’s actually really cute like he has paws and ears on
he saw klee with you and almost ran away
good boy has a lot of candies but he doesn’t want the chocolates
rosaria.
oh my god you guys know nun?
yeah she’s the nun
literally you went up to the cathedral and she was just there
she’s trying to prank some people
sara.
like i said, she’s watching movies with ei
she’s in a mary costume to match
and she’s trying to hide from itto so she’s not at her own house
“please, do not tell that man in the oni costume where i am.”
sayu.
she’s a ninja
dashing around and stuff
but she was like lowkey scaring you because you just heard rustles
then she came out of the bush just yawning
she really likes candy that are sugary
they give her little boosts of energy
sucrose.
she’d dress up as tinkerbell
it might seem weird but i think it suits her
if not, maybe rio futaba
but she made homemade candies which are super good
“you like my costume? y-you’re too kind!”
tartaglia.
originally i said he was dressed as a superhero
but honestly i think he’s dressed as a clown
and he’s trick-or-treating as well
but doing more of the “trick” part-
someone please get some adult supervision for him
he’s literally eating sour patch kids
thoma.
he’s in the kamisato house watching movies
i think he’s also in a kangaroo onesie just to be comfortable
having the time of his life with skittles
i think he really likes halloween movies
venti.
honestly, he’s in the center of town just singing “the monster mash”
lowkey popping off tho like go off vocal king
he’s dressed as a demon of a kind
people give him candy instead of money LMAO
“thank you, thank you. now for my performance of ‘thriller!’”
xiangling.
no off days in wanmin restaurant, even on halloween
but also, there’s no way she’s not dressing up
so she’s got a guoba onesie
yeah, it’s hot, but she’s feeling fine
when you go by, she gives you halloween-themed sweets
“me? i’m dressed as guoba! would you like a pumpkin pop cake?”
xiao.
dressed up as giyuu
unfortunately, giyuu is the water hashira, not air
but our favorite demon slaying boy as our favorite demon slaying boy
he’s just going around, he doesn’t really have candy
just making sure nothing is bad is happening
xingqiu.
matching with chongyun as a little mage
he’s got his scary story books with him
like i said he’s bullying chongyun
keeps trying to scare him and it works and tells him ghost stories
xinyan.
she was practicing on halloween
the dedication is very admirable
i think she is in a dragon onesie though
she gives you starbursts :D
yanfei.
i think she’s dressed as a mage
her scale thingy looks like those staffs
giving me some mystical vibes
i see her as a reese’s peanut butter cup person
but also she like skittles and sour patch kids
yoimiya.
i’m just saying, pop rocks candy
and she’s lighting mini sparklers in her driveway
they’re orange and purple so halloween colors
“hey! want some pop rocks candy? they explode in your mouth like mini fireworks!”
zhongli.
this man only gives out dark chocolate
he put on some glasses and called it a day
you asked what he was and he said “scholar”
i mean, yeah, but where’s the effort zhongli /lh
lowkey trying to make sure childe doesn’t get into too much trouble
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dystopiandilfs · 3 years
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My ideas to "fix" issues with MCC. This isn't a criticism of MCC or Noxcrew but rather ideas of how I'd try to "fix" and "improve" games if I was a developer and coder.
Changing the word puzzle in Sands of Time to be randomised so people don't have an advantage. Basically the first person to complete it will have a disadvantage compared to everyone else who just has their chat telling them the answers so making it random will prevent that. Obviously larger viewer counts can be considered an advantage but you can't make things perfect and smaller viewer people have way less pressure so it kind of events out.
Having Ace Race be less reliant on Tridents. In my opinion Ace Race's issues all are because of Tridents. I don't want them to be completely removed because then it's pretty much foot race again but it shouldn't be heavily Trident required. I enjoy the big wall with 5 tunnels and the water wall but the small tunnels just cause too much collision. The issue was that Tridents and player collision ruined most people but it's hard to fix as it's a vanilla issue so I'd personally add more checkpoints so the punishment for colliding isn't as bad.
Similar to Ace Race the Trident level in TGTTOSAWAF is too small and doesn't have enough space for people to spread out. Like most players spend half of the round smacking into eachother because there's not enough room. Personally I'd make the first bit 3 long river trident jumps instead of the cloud hopping so people have room.
Another TGTTOSAWAF is the Rocket boost target map. Personally I don't think the timer is long enough so I'd add 15 seconds. Like half of the people don't finish which doesn't make sense because almost every other level is done by almost everyone.
My final TGTTOSAWAF thing is that I think Terra Swoop Force should have a checkpoint in the middle or a longer time extension. Obviously the collision is a vanilla issue so it's hard to fix however a lot of people always crash right near the end and have no chance of making it again. Basically you have 1 chance at the level if you die over half way through.
I said this before about Parkour Warrior but instead of changing the start of the map and fucking it up for everyone but Dream they should have tried a alternative route. So after the fish bones the first 10 people to pass it have to go into a harder section which is the next two level but longer and slightly harder to give people the opportunity to catch up then they get put back on the normal path after the harder section. I just thought it was a good idea to try.
For Build Mart I'd add the option of switching a build out for another one. So say someone is struggling with a build they can essentially pass it and have it re rotate around later to another team member. So say there's a build that has something you don't know how to craft on it you have the option to switch out the build to a completely new one so you don't waste time trying to figure it out. Idk I just thought it'd add a fun alternative option.
Also for buildmart I don't know if they've done it (I struggled with the new buildmart sensory wise so I haven't watched it since I saw it on stream during MCC 14) I thought they could have builds that are harder but are worth way more points so even if you don't complete it you can still get a load of points for half completion.
I think they need to remove bows from Battle Box or lower the arrow amount because personally it still seems like it becomes who is better at using a bow. I like the Depth strider boots I think that for the lava map they could switch it out for a small fire resistant potion.
For Bingo I thought they could add random chest scattered around or do a few loot chest drops that contain materials needed to complete the map like diamonds, string or leather. Like you could search for the chests or you could craft a compass and it'd point to the nearest chest and once you used it you have to craft another one for another chest. Like not a super good chest but like a chest could have 2 diamonds or 4 string or 5 gold or a bow etc like small helpful items but not necessary.
I still think the Parkour Tag point system needs to be changed even more. Like you should be getting more points if you hunt, kill all 3 and do it first rather than surviving 60 seconds. I saw some people saying you should get 1 point every second you survive and a bonus 15 if it's for the whole 60 seconds so 75 for survival and you get 25 for every person you tag and a bonus 10 for tagging all 3 and a bonus 25 if you're the first to tag all 3 meaning you get 100 for tagging all 3 and being the fastest or 80 for tagging all 3. Which I think gives more people the urge to hunt and try to get at least 1 person and get 25 if they think they can't survive 25 seconds to get the same amount. Also I saw people saying that the Parkour Tag points got combined like Sands of Time and if that's the case I'd change that instantly I hate that. I like it for Sands as it's very team oriented but Parkour Tag to me doesn't require teamwork to win like it helps but not like Sands teamwork does.
Speaking of Sands of Time another thing I would change is the timer increase. Only by 30 seconds but it seems like most people won't travel very far in fear of running out of sand and losing which just means that most people don't explore the map that much like the sand person is too scared to go underneath and everyone else is too scared to adventure too far.
Actually another idea I had for sands of time was instead of it being one sand deposit there's multiple inside like vaults and near the vault keys so people are more likely to explore because if they get a vault they can deposit 2 sand and add some time to run back. I'd also change it so the exp number was how much time was left so the "sand person" can go explore the underneath without worrying about fucking over their team. I would try to make it specific to the sand person by doing a role assignment but I think that might be too complicated. But like the designated sand person can move away from the timer but know how much is left by looking at their hotbar but it's still difficult because they're the one who has to keep an eye of time.
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huntertheblackwolf · 3 years
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The Morning After
I am so fucking sorry, I didn’t think it would take over 3 months (??wtf, what happened to January and February??) but here you guys go!🤧 Also, I’m dedicating this chapter to @eisukevint and @i-loves-2dguys​, you guys stuck through so thanks! (P.S. I’ll be sure to do the games you tagged me in tag buddy, I haven’t forgotten!) Enjoy!
Chapter V: A Cup of Tea and Coffee
Bright flames reflected off his face, but he didn’t feel the smothering heat. Screams of both men and women alike were heard throughout the night sky, a chill blowing through the dense woods. He watched the destruction happen, unmoved by the howling shrieks and the smell of burning flesh.
‘Another dream then.’ He thought, still feeling nothing as he looked on. The fire still blazing on, black smoke rising high in the air, almost obstructing the sky and its stars. The shrill screaming slowly coming to a halt and he turned his back towards it, walking into the woods. 
He glanced around as he steadily walked forward, knowing this particular forest held secrets and dangers, waiting for something to throw itself at him. 
He didn't have to wait long. 
He heard a snarl before feeling a heavy weight on top of him, white teeth flashing towards his face, saliva dripping down its muzzle. Grabbing the wolf's neck, he held it back, trying to keep its teeth away from his vulnerable neck. Kicking his feet to its chest, he threw the wolf off of him, quickly standing. 
What he didn't expect was another wolf bearing down on him as it landed on his back. 
The wolf lunged for his neck as he- 
A gasp tore from his mouth as Hunter shot awake, a hand coming to clasp the nape of his neck. He could almost feel the tearing of his flesh, the heavy blood flow that should have been there.
There was nothing.
Slowly, his breathing became steady, feeling no sensation of pain or blood. His trembling hands slowly came to a halt and he closed his eyes before falling backwards onto his bed.
‘Fuckin’ hell. Not this bullshit again.’
Nightmares like these weren’t strange to him, just unwelcomed, as they came and went, sometimes ruining mornings for him.
Like now.
Reaching towards the hotel’s bedside table, he grabbed his phone and checked the time.
11:07
With a grimace, he got up and began to undress, planning to take a shower as a start for today. Walking up towards the bathroom, he began to play with the shower’s dials and found the perfect temperature. Tugging off his black boxers, he jumped in and began to wash himself from yesterday and this morning’s grime.
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Running the towel through his chocolate brown hair one more time, Hunter threw it into the hamper, knowing that the maids would be here to pick up the dirty laundry and clean the room once he was gone for the day. Letting go of the towel around his waist, he began to dress, hoping to leave the hotel and find somewhere to relax.
‘Maybe a restaurant? Nah, too loud. The park? Too many people and it’ll be hot. A cafe then? Maybe somewhere far-’ Hunter continued to think as he put on a white dress shirt before putting on a black crewneck sweatshirt. Wiggling into black skinny jeans, he placed on some converse and as he was picking up his phone, he noticed a text sent from his sister.
Hunt! You’re probably still sleeping or IDK but! Wanted to tell you that Cooner and I are out for today. We’ll see you later on tonight! K, bye love you!
*Cooner
**Cooner
***CONNER fucking autocorrect!!
Smiling a bit, Hunter put his phone away and began to walk towards the door, not before grabbing his wallet and a notepad with a pen. Stuffing the items into a shoulder bag, he began to arrive at the elevator and as he waited, Hunter took out a coin and tossed it into the air. Before it could land on the floor, he snatched it from the air and slammed it into the back of his hand.
‘Heads means I go right. Tails means left.’
Just as the elevator arrived, he uncovered the coin and his decision was made. Walking into the elevator, he pressed for the lobby and the elevator doors closed. 
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ローグタイタンカフェ
‘Rogue Titan Cafe? Gotta say, that’s kind of- it’s cute in its own little weird kind of way.’
Looking at the sign once more, he shrugged and walked in. He was met with a swirl of teal, gray, and some gold touches here and there. It wasn’t overwhelming like the other cafes he’s visited before now and more importantly, it was quiet and not crowded. Stepping up to the register, he pulled out his notepad and pen. He was then greeted by a male, although shorter than him, who had a commanding aura surrounding him, hinting at power he had in him. Bored slanted eyes filled with a mixture of gray and cobalt blue met his eyes and the shorter male spoke. 
“Good afternoon. What would you like?”
Looking up to the blackboard menu, he quickly wrote down his order and placed it in view of the worker.
Warm butter croissant + a cup of chamomile tea please
With a raised brow, the worker put down his order and told him his amount. Fishing out the correct payment, Hunter gave it to the worker and proceeded to take a seat near the windows and waited for his order. Pulling out his phone, he checked the time before putting it away, and looked towards the windows. Watching people was interesting at times, something which Hunter didn’t do often unless it was necessary, but as of now, it was the only interesting thing to do. Placing the notepad in front of him on the table, he just watched as crowds of people walked by, not paying him any mind as they went on their day. Hearing a clatter besides him, he saw the shorter man set down his order onto the table, before leaving, nodding at Hunter once, who nodded back. Blowing before taking a sip, Hunter hummed a little at the mixture of apple and honey taste. Looking out towards the window again, he saw a slick limousine drive past the cafe, before disregarding it as anything important. Picking up the warm croissant, he took a bite and hummed again. The cafe door swung open and someone entered just as he was taking another bite. Not paying the other customer any attention, Hunter sipped at his tea again. Hearing the low murmuring, he looked straight at the windows again, until he was interrupted as someone walked towards him and a voice spoke up.
“Good afternoon Hunter.”
Looking up, he was greeted by Eisuke Ichinomiya, dressed in a brown leather jacket and white t-shirt. He looked normal, but still oozed an aurora of being someone big and rich. Someone important. He nodded back in greeting and Eisuke spoke again. 
“May I have a seat?” Ichinomiya asked as he smiled, gesturing at the seat in front of Hunter. He nodded and Ichinomiya sat down. It was quiet for a while as Hunter looked out the window and the man in front of him waited for his drink. The silence was interrupted as the worker gently set down Ichinomiya’s drink, the bitter aroma drifting towards Hunter.
‘Coffee.’ He thought as he turned away from the window and towards the other two men. 
“Will that be all?” The worker asked and both males nodded and Ichinomiya thanked him. He nodded back and left, going back to his station and leaving them. It was quiet again until Ichinomiya spoke up.
“I hope I’m not intruding. I saw you from my car and I wanted to say hello.” He explained in a soft tone of voice, aware of quietness surrounding both of them. Sipping his coffee, he waited for any response as he grimaced slightly from the taste.
Glancing at Ichinomiya, Hunter grasped his notepad and quickly wrote down his response.
No, you're fine. May I ask where you were planning to go? Hunter questioned, wanting to be polite, even though he didn’t like talking. He didn’t dislike Ichinomiya or even consider him an acquaintance, but he would still be considerate and contribute to the conversation. 
“I was planning to go shopping until I saw you from the limo’s window. What are you doing here?”
I wanted to enjoy a warm snack and beverage, just to relax.
“And your siblings? Where are they?”
Hunter shrugged.
Somewhere, probably shopping for stuff for our other siblings.
Ichinomiya smirked before tilting his head towards the window.
“And why were you looking out the window? Something interesting going on out there?”
Hunter blinked at him, before writing down his answer.
It’s interesting to see people and try to guess what they do for a living or what they might be going through. Looking towards Ichinomiya, he quirked an eyebrow. Would you like an example?
Ichinomiya’s smirk grew bigger and he nodded. Both looked towards the window and Hunter scouted his victim. Gazing at each person rushing past the window, he settled on a woman who was dressed rather expensively, showing jewelry and cleavage at the same time. Pointing towards her, he looked back at Ichinomiya and nodded his head towards the lady walking by. He waited until Ichinomiya had a good glimpse of her and as she slowed her pace, Hunter jolted down his observations.
She’s married. She has a white gold wedding ring with three diamond rings. Her spouse is rich, but she constantly cheats on her husband. He doesn’t know. With the way she dresses, she displays herself and likes the attention she gains, especially from the rich and or handsome. She chooses her prey from those categories. Hunter points to a business man across the street who was ogling the female as she stops in front of the window, not paying attention to him. You’re handsome enough to gain her attention though. Ichinomiya’s eyes widened a bit as he read Hunter’s comment. Hunter continued writing. She might like you enough to come in. She probably has prior commitments though. As Hunter finished writing, the woman looked towards them, but zeroed in on Ichinomiya and she smirked as she walked away, swaying her hips. The two were quiet as Ichinomiya blinked a couple of times, before smirking again. 
“How do you know she’s cheating? She probably likes the attention, that’s all.”
Sipping his tea, Hunter pointed across the street as he closed his eyes. Following his finger, Ichinomiya saw the woman lean into a window, which was cracked open slightly and saw her speak to someone, her breast pushed up as she crossed her arms before entering the car and driving off.
“I see.” Eisuke hummed as he looked at Hunter, amazed at how quick was to figure the woman out. “What did you think of me when you first saw me?” He questioned, starting at Hunter who slowly opened his eyes.
Hunter looked at Ichinomiya for a moment, deciding on whether or not he should say what he first thought when he saw him on that morning he was leaving Oh behind, before writing down his answer.
Someone who was stern and important. Had a certain level of self confidence. You’re powerful and you know it. You take what you want and you’re brave.
Hunter stopped writing before taking a bite from his croissant, finishing it after a couple of bits, drinking his tea as Ichinomiya read his comment. He hummed as he looked at Hunter before sipping his own coffee. It was quiet as they both dwelled in silence, Ichinomiya smiling towards Hunter, behind his cup.
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Setting it down, Ichinomiya folded his arms on the table as he smirked and looked towards Hunter.
“Would you like to come with me? To shop, of course. I’ve overheard during dinner that your other brothers might want some souvenirs from here. There might be a store that might interest you?” Ichinomiya questioned, seeing Hunter savoring the last bit of his tea. Glancing up, Hunter tilted his head slightly as he looked at him emotionless before looking out the window. Sipping the last of his tea, Hunter looked back at Ichinomiya and nodded, who smiled in response. Getting up, they proceeded to leave, Hunter staying back to clean up after himself and placed a tip on the table before leaving with Ichinomiya.
With Ichinomiya in the lead, Hunter followed him into his limo, the one he saw earlier, and seated himself far enough to be considered more than polite. Putting his notepad onto his lap, he looked towards Ichinomiya who looked as though he was about to speak until he was interrupted by a phone ringing. Apologizing to Hunter, who waved him off, Ichinomiya picked up the call and proceeded to talk business all the way until they almost arrived at what seemed like a parking lot. Ending the call Ichinomiya, with a frown on his face, began to apologize to Hunter.
“I’m sorry about the inconvenience. It won’t happen again.” He sighed as he put away his phone. Waving him off, Hunter started to write in his notepad again.
Don’t worry about it. You’re a businessman, so I understand. Where are we anyways? Hunter asked, looking out the window as the car started to slow down as it came to a stop in front of a large expensive building. A mall that was mostly likely for the rich it seemed. Opening the door, the chauffeur bowed and kept silent as Eisuke exited the vehicle first, followed by Hunter. Looking up towards the building, Hunter kept up with Ichinomiya’s pace as he answered the question.
“This is the Ruby Plaza, a mall I frequent if I’m available and somewhere I thought you might enjoy.” He responded as he smiled towards Hunter who only nodded, expressionless. Entering the building, Ichinomiya took the lead again as Hunters’ eyes wandered as they passed through the grand entrance and finally into the plaza. Stores lined up and displayed expensive goods from clothes to jewelry and other things. People walked by wearing expensive looking clothes and if not that, then they displayed their wealth with the amount of shopping bags they had or the jewelry that sometimes flashed. Walking with Ichinomiya, Hunter watched for any stores of interest that might hold something for his little brothers or sister. Unaware of the man besides him looking at him from the corner of his eye, he looked on and kept pace with Ichinomiya.
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milfisolde · 3 years
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under read more bc i put too much effort into my ocs and there is A Lot. tw for violent stuff
this will be updated every time i think of something for him!
deviantart link
Rollick
“The Ravenous” ? idk I suck at titles
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no accessories
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why does he have anime hair if hes a fish? because he’s my oc and i say so
I MADE ICONS FOR THE LOCATIONS AND CLASS AND OTHER CHAMPIONS’ ABILITIES AND TUMBLR WONT’T LET ME ADD THEM WITHOUT FUCKING THE WHOLE POST UP
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Short crappy bio
A young shark-like Vastaya. Born in Ionia, west of the island Sudaro. He was captured as a child by  Bilgewater pirates after straying too close to the surface and being found. Was then put to work on the Slaughter Docks, and trained to hunt in the traditional Serpent Isles manner: “launching themselves at their targets to secure tow-hooks with their bare hands, and beginning to butcher the creatures while they yet lived.”.
I need to update myself on League lore, but I would like him 2 be acquaintances with Nami and Fizz. Also, Rollick would have heard stories about Pyke and would find him really cool. Ideally, he would have Johnny Yong Bosch as his voice actor because I love how he voiced Kung Jin in Mortal Kombat X, but I don’t know how he’d do with a pirate accent lmao.
Kit
Would be classed as a Fighter with the sub-class Diver. At least I think he would.  
His kit is basically just a mash-up of multiple champions with extra ingredients. Riot do it themselves, so I'm allowed to, too. Pirate lingo used for most of his abilities and voice lines b/c I'm not creative for naming things.
 Passive "Blow the Man Down." : A mash-up of Rengar and Darius' but more complicated. Auto-attacking 3 times in a row, or using abilities, gives his unused abilities 3 different tiers of empowerment. (Like, if you auto-attack 3 times, use W, then Q, his E will have tier 3 empowerment.). Tiers 2 and 3 gives the target bleed when hit by abilities, applying "Blood in the Water."  Applying the bleed multiple times makes it stack, tier 2 stacks like two stacks of tier 1 bleed, tier 3 stacks like two stacks of tier 2 bleed. How many times can it stack? Idk. 5? 7? 10?? ok probably not 10 that would be stupid.
2nd passive "Clipper." : Rollick moves faster in the river; this move speed scales with his normal move speed.
Q "Feed the Fish." : Tier 1 is a swipe in an AOE cone with his claws. Tier 2 is a small lunge in a targeted direction with two swipes, one with each hand. Tier 3 is a longer distance lunge with a bite. If tier 3 lands on a moving target (examples: scuttlecrab when it dashes, Ezreal using his E), it will follow the target like Warwick Q/Evelynn E. The bite will also heal him for a small amount.
W "Hook, Line, Sinker." : is like Rengar's Bola Strike with a wider but shorter range for tiers 1 and 2, but he leaps in the targeted direction at tier 3 and if he hits something, covers it with his net and stays on top of them for a short amount of time. Tier 2 spins the target around from they way Rollick throws his net and will turn the opposite direction of the way the target was originally standing. If you're facing Rollick and the tier 2 net hits you, your back is now turned to Rollick.
E "Chase." : Warwick Blood Hunt but either less or more annoying. Cooldown is shorter in duration, but so is its active. The passive part of it only shows paths to champions affected with a bleed, burn or poison DOT effect. (Includes: Rollick's "Blood in the Water", Darius'  "Hemorrhage", Brand's  "Blaze", Gangplank's  "Trial by Fire", Lillia's  "Dream Dust", Cassiopeia's  "Noxious Poison" and  "Debilitating Poison", Twitch's "Deadly Venom", Teemo's  "Toxic Shot" and  "Noxious Trap", Singed's  "Poison Trail", the  "Scorch" rune,  "Ignite" summoner spell,  "Challenging Smite" summoner spell, "Azakana Gaze" from  Demonic Embrace, and "Torment" from  Liandry's Anguish.
R "Cleave 'Em to the Brisket!" : Similar to Skarner's "Impale". Rollick takes the hooked blade he has on his belt and lunges at the target, stabbing into the enemy champion's chest with his chest to their back, and drags them away. "Cleave 'Em to the Brisket!" can only be used on a champion that has their back turned towards Rollick. It applies a tier 3 "Blood in the Water." upon use. It can yank champions out of  Displacement Immunity, but doesn't suppress the target champion entirely, they are still able to use dash and blink abilities, use Thresh's  "Dark Passage", recast  "Death Sentence" , and use most movement summoner spells ( Flash, Hexflash, Mark/Dash), but if they do, half of their current HP is taken away from the hooked knife being dragged/yanked out of them. If you are 30% HP and you use one of the movement abilities mentioned, you will leave with 15% HP and two stacks of tier 3 bleed. For 5 seconds after using his ult, Rollick uses his knife to attack, gaining increased auto-attack range and his autos apply a tier 1 bleed stack per hit. The enhanced auto-attacks drag his targets towards him because of the hook part in his knife getting caught on them.
Animation ideas
(I used google to find every gif/picture, save for the “dance” one. they have tumblr links bc when writing this tumblr shit itself when i wanted to save it as a draft and i kept it open in a different tab and copy/pasted everything. im sorry some of the gifs are weird aslkfjdjf)
Walking animation is him using his arms and tail to "crawl". imagine the gif has a tail instead of legs
Running animation is the same concept, just with much more effort put into making himself move faster. Moving in the river looks more like he’s swimming rather than crawling. Slowed animation is him dragging himself slowly with his head facing the ground, putting weight on his elbows instead of using his arms completely. Like an army crawl but in pain.
Idle animation is him crossing his arms and resting on his elbows, then looking around and inspecting his claws.
If left in idle animation for more than 15 seconds, he drops down completely and puts his head in his arms and dozes off. Moving after the sleep idle will have him shake his head awake when starting to move.
Death animation is him trying to crawl, being unable to, then collapsing on his side and flopping onto his back.
Taunt animation is him straightening himself then lashing out with his hands and baring his teeth before "biting" the air in the direction he’s standing, voice lines coming out before the bite part.
Joke animation is him chasing his own tail? Maybe he gets tangled in his net after doing it for a second and just struggles there until the animation is interrupted.
Dance is uh. He straightens up and does knife tricks. He doesn’t have legs, doesn’t have a staff like Nami, and just wouldn’t dance like Cassiopeia.
I made the gif using footage from here.
His laugh animation would be him laughing and flopping onto his back, then turning back onto his stomach. All but one of his laughs would be loud and hearty, the one that isn’t would sound like Kung Jin’s laugh.
Voice line ideas
First encounters:
Bilgewater/Bilgewater themed champion:
"Ahoy!" "Ahoy, bucko!" "Ahoy, scallywag."
Multiple champions simultaneously/champions who have a visible partner/partners with them (examples: Kindred, Sejuani, Lulu with Pix, Elise with her Spiderlings, Azir with his Sand Soldiers):
"Ahoy, me hearties."
Pyke:
"Pyke?! I’ve heard stories of you! Though… You’re smaller than I had imagined..." "Hey there, old salt! " "Ahoy, seadog! "
Nami:
"Good to see a friendly face! Shame it’s on the wrong side." "Oh! Little lass! Have you found your stone yet? "
Fizz:
"Little trickster! Where’s your big friend? "
Illaoi:
“Test? Gonna get myself an A-plus-plus! …That’s the good grade, right?
Taunts:
Any champion:
"Scurvy dog! " "AAARRRRGGGGHHHH! "
Bird/bird themed/winged champion:
"Polly want a cracker? "
Tahm Kench:
“The only creature with an appetite bigger than mine” “You put me to shame with that maw of yours! You could fit me in it!”
Abilities/eliminations:
Tier 3 "Feed the Fish.":
(after used on champion wearing armour/with tough skin)
"Ouch… I think I broke a tooth. Good thing I got more. "
(after used on champion with fur/feathers/long hair)
" (violent spitting-out-fluff noises) Blegh! "
Tier 1 and 2 "Hook, Line, Sinker. ":
"Catch! " "Avast, ye! "
Tier 2 "Hook, Line, Sinker. " after turning someone around:
"Bring a spring upon ‘er! " "Broadside! "
Using "Chase. " with a DOT’d champion in range:
"Chum in the water…" " (deep inhale, then a rumbling growl) "
Using "Chase. " with affected champion visible:
"Lookin’ a bit squiffy there…" " (laughter) Yesss… "
Eliminate champion:
"Take a caulk. "
Eliminate champion while using "Cleave ‘Em to the Brisket!" or the enhanced auto-attacks after:
"Hah, keelhauled! " “Taste me steel n’ may the devil take ye!”
“PENTAKILL!”:
"Dead men tell no tales…"
Respawn:
"What a flogging…" "Alright, I’ve fed the fish… Now it’s their turn. "
Pings:
(Danger!):
"Heave to! " "Avast ye! "
(Assist me!):
"All hand hoy! " "All hands on deck! "
(Assist me!) followed up by (On my way!), or vice versa:
"Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! "
(Area is warded.):
"They’ve got a lookout. "
(Target champion):
"Thar she blows! " "Sail, ho! " "Savvy? " "Hang ‘em from the Yardarm! "
Miscellaneous:
Allied champion drinks potion or gets healed by another ally when Rollick has missing HP:
"Splice the mainbrace! Please?"
Alone with low HP, no potions or actives available, or sells all items:
"Looks like I’m marooned…"
Healed by ally:
"Feeling shipshape!" "Much obliged." "I’m in your debt." "Thank you!" "Thanks!"
Receives shutdown gold:
"Ha-ha! Plundered! " “Bounty taken.”
Flashing away from enemy:
"Blimey! " "Gah!” "Sink me! " " (girly shriek) "
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pokeswagmom · 4 years
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🌸Cherry Blossom Event🌸
Status: CLOSED
My island is open to hang out, catch petals, help craft, explore, and catch the April creatures in the northern hemisphere! Bring your own fruit to sell, my native fruit is oranges! Also bring items to leave for others to take or any extra diys, not required at all tho! You will need a ladder to get up my campsite area. I will be putting out many nets to catch petals! I'll be watching alta, so slightly on and off playing.
Date:
April 9, 2020
Redd is visiting this day so I may end session to refresh what he has, I will have first pick though, so there may only be 2 paintings, but if I already have those, I’ll leave them up for purchasing.
Stars fall around these times (that I know of): 8:13, 8:14, 9:07, 9:21, 9:47, 11:18, 11:23, 11:41, 12:26, 12:41, but I’ll start sessions in the morning and evening.
Map:
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Blue - Water flowers here, there will be watering cans provided.
Yellow - Bunny day diys and some eggs (feel free to help out and gather some eggs)
Pink - Free diys (pls limit to taking 5, there’s a limited amount OR bring some of your own to keep it at a decent amount, on Sunday, all are up for grabs)
Purple - Cataloging items (Please don’t steal them! I will mostly be here helping to craft as well)
Green - Free for grabs, feel free to leave random stuff as well.
Treasure Hunt:
Some gifts will be well hidden while others are out in the open, gifts include furniture, plucked gold roses, materials, nmts, rugs, and even a real art piece each day! Please message me in game or on here if you found it so I can update the post that it has been found. Only one piece a day! Friday - Moody, Saturday - Common, Sunday - Perfect.
These are limited each day, I will attempt to replenish each day. Will be around 60 gifts per day, will be available mostly at the start of the day!
For cataloguing:
Train set
Street organs
Beach balls
Cardboard boxes (fruit only)
Rules ✏:
If I see any foul play, stealing, or general rudeness, I will immediately end the session and host the event privately with friends, don't ruin this for everyone!
Please only take 10 gifts maximum! There's a limited amount, on the final day it will be all for grabs tho! Feel free to unwrap them and if you don't want/already have that item, just drop it off at the freebie beach! Or bring wrapping paper and rewrap them for someone else to find!
For items I can help craft, please bring your own materials other than petals. Petals you can catch while visiting but I will not provide materials to make the seasonal items.
The houses are open to look! Please don't steal anything (idk if that’s possible but just don’t steal!) Feel free to ask me if you want to catalogue anything just be patient. The beach house is my second profile so I will be unable to let you catalogue anything in there, also still a wip, but feel free to peek inside.
Don't pick or trample flowers that are on the beach or fields (if you do it accidentally just lmk! I just want to know that its an accident and not someone stealing, it happens) Flowers outside of the beach and breeding field are okay to pick, though limit to a few since there may be others who want some flowers. There are purple hyacinths outside of the breeding field and Zucker’s garden is all the flowers required for the garden wagon.
Leave by airport ✈ and let people come and go! Leaving by minus button throws everyone back to the airport and messes with the saves.
I don't need any tips of nmts/bells, I just ask for you to help water the flower field! If you really do want to give me something, dm me for my wishlist or look at my cataloging post pinned on my blog, also looking for some iron nuggets since I recently made a robot hero. I am also looking for cloud flooring, I will give star fragments, nmts, bells, or look at wishlist items in return for it!
Be kind and have fun!
After reading all the rules:
🛫 Dm for the dodo code 🛬
Seasonal and Crafting Information Below
If you need help crafting these items, bring the materials and dm me beforehand please! I am missing quite a few of these, so there may be some other players who are able to craft it for you!
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Dive creatures: tend to be crabs/lobsters if its a lot of bubbles, large shadow, and fast moving. Slow moving tends to be sea cucumbers. If you need the pill bug (11pm-4pm) or centipede (4pm-11am), ask me to hit a rock for you to spawn one. Bring fish bait for the tuna and blue marlin on the pier.
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