#I ALMOST asked about the demonologist/exorcist thing except when I finally mustered enough courage to ask

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Ahzhsuwjsnsk so my Lyft driver just now

• Said that he’s leaving California to build a wellness center type of place in Northern Arizona from the money he got from a settlement, and it’s very ambitious and the cause is all good and for helping people, except

• He’s going to have a “maid cafe, like they do in Japan”, except it’s not maids, it’s going to be a vampire cafe (I was LOSING IT at this point thank someone for the mask mandate)

• if I ever wanted to leave California, I can go find him, and he’ll build me one of the three types of houses they’ll have on his wellness center of my choosing (I chose the bamboo house). He offered me a card with his contact info. I didn’t know what to expect but it still was not anything I could have anticipated

#I really REALLY wish his dream and project come true. I would LOVE to visit that vampire cafe #I ALMOST asked about the demonologist/exorcist thing except when I finally mustered enough courage to ask #he was on the topic of throwing people to feed wolves??? and I was like ‘k nvm’ #his wellness center is going to have a man made lake and petting zoo and a small airport #Halloween is going to be the biggest event because he loves Halloween #The other two types of houses is going to be hobbit homes (underground) and boat houses #I wholeheartedly wish that he succeeds man this sounds rad as hell XD #I’m going to be thinking about that vampire cafe for the rest of my life #shitpost #Edit: more details before I forget and my flight is late so I’m bored #He hates greedy billionaires. Good for him #he doesn’t want to kill animals hence he’s not building a farm just a petting zoo and maybe some chickens to lay eggs if people want #He doesn’t eat pork and beef...EXCEPT this one burger place in Pasadena that has great Mediterranean food lmao #His son is disabled and partly the reason why he’s doing this. To leave his son with this sustainable running haven #with all the food and shelter anyone could want #He wants to sponsor people from China and North Korea. I said if I go there I can be his chinese translator and he was very happy #No drugs and alcohol allowed on the property. Also everyone has to work together #I think this is where the wolf conversation came from lmao he says if people are lazy or bad he’ll drive them out to feed the wild animals? #Anyways it’s going to be a safe haven/wellness center/tourist attraction/rehab center?? #I was complimenting him the entire way he was so happy #Drove a Toyota Corolla. started work at 3:30 AM and has been to the airport 3 times already today #legend