#I AM IN LOVE WITH RHIS FUCKING CAT

[fortheloveofowen]

A Little Introduction to Me :)

Hey everyone! Literally none of you know me, so I figured I'd give some little facts about me :)

You guys can call me Rhi

I'm 20 (21 in November baby)

She/her pronouns

I literally have a big girl legal job but I'm still writing fanfic like I did for 1D in 2013 (If I feel kind I'll share the 11 year old me wattpad links)

I'm an Owen Stan

I have 24 tattoos and 18 piercings but I'm adding on soon (Next is a Captain Spaulding from House of 1000 Corpses tattoo)

I hate peanut butter but my fav chocolate is Reese's Cups

Uhm my top artists on Spotify right now are JATP, Korn, Greta Van Fleet, Slipknot, Ludacris, Harry Styles, System of a Down, One Direction, Fleetwood Mac, and Motley Crue

My top songs on Spotify right now are What's Your Fantasy, Highway Tune, The Spins, She's a God, California Love, Safari Song, The Bard's Last Note, Kickstart My Heart, Not Good Enough for Truth in Cliche, and Custer

I have a 10 year old cat and an 8 year old dog

I just got my own house so I feel grown

I'm a forensic psychology major college drop-out

I fucking love anime

My last couple of concerts were Neck Deep, Mayday Parade (x2), All Time Low, Harry Styles, and BTS

My next concert is Pantera and I'm so fucking excited

I have asthma but I am a feral oui'd partaker

IDK if there's anything else at all you wanna know lol I am not that interesting

#jatp #julie and the phantoms #luke patterson #luke patterson x reader #luke patterson imagines #alex mercer #reggie peters #jatp imagines #julie and the phantoms imagines

[ask-aph-angel-canada]

Things I need to stop doing: nothing I’m perfect ;]

#just kidding #kinda 😌 #cmon guys my ego #but seriosuly irl I saw a possum where my cat is meant to be and when I tell you I was shocked I was #my kitty boy where have you gone #oh he’s off at cat war #WAIT DO POSSUMS LIKE CATS? #FU CK #RHIS COULD BE BAD GANG #Oh yeah #there’s a spirit kuma blog and sisjjsjdjsnsnsn om it fills me with serotonin #just it makes me so happy knowing people are joining us with our ask blog things :D #it’s so cool #AND I SAW AN ANGEL UKRAINE OH MY GOD I LOVE THEIR BLOG #ITS MAINLY REBLOGS OF FLOWERS AND PASTRIES BUT IRL I FUCKING LIVE FOR THAT SHIT #I EAT IT UP LIKE IM A HUNGRY KID IN A CICIS PIZZA #THEIR BLOG IS JUST AWWWWWW I LOVE ITTTTTTT #disclaimer: I am not actually perfect #(surprisingly)

[seijorhi]

asks :))

what i have learned today is that y’all wanna get fucked by some monsters...

What does nostos mean? What language is it in? 🤔 also I of course loved it, mind blown as usual queen

it’s ancient greek! it means homecoming, the idea of a triumphant return home for the hero after a long journey. i found it through looking at the root of nostalgia. in this fic of course it’s kind of a grim tongue in cheek play on it. the reader’s coming back to the mountains, but she’s running away after a bad breakup, and the welcome she gets is... shall we say less than ideal haha

Just read nostos-

First of all as a person who reads monster shit- hell ya. Mhm. That’s some good shit right there. That was DELICIOUS horror. It actually had me a bit nervous and afraid to read what was gonna happen next 😳

Secondly- omg I wanna know what happened next (at the end) 👀 know what I mean??? 😼

ANYWAY AS ALWAYS you never disappoint and your writing is fantastic (if/when you write horror yandere stuff again I’ll be there- frothing at the mouth. A+++++ work ILY💖)

you want me to write the monster porn, just say it bby ghfjdkshgfjkd but ty

Omfg that fic was so good!

Did the readers mom know about monster kuroo?? Or was she just worried because of the previous murder? And did Kuroo somehow manipulate reader into coming back to the forest or was it just a big coincidence? (👁👄👁 there's no such thing as a coincidence)

Looking forward to your future work <3

ty nonnie!! i didn’t have the right space for it, but after kohsuke was ripped apart and eaten kuroo stayed by the reader’s side until late in the night, only disappearing when he heard the reader’s parents/search party approaching. they found her lying in pools of blood (and scattered half eaten body parts), shaking and unresponsive – they knew no animal could’ve done something like that. so they knew something lurked in those woods, but considering the reader had repressed the memories, her mom couldn’t just come out and say it <33

You are an AMAZING horror writer!!!

The uneasiness I got from the conversations with the mom is just *chefs kiss*

A+++++

ahh thank you!! horror is such a hard genre to write because i’m never sure if the suspense and everything’s gonna hit right haha

I read Nostos before going to sleep last night and at the time I was like “sure hope this doesn’t give me nightmares” and thankfully it didn’t lol. But I think I’m willing to take that chance again because it’s so GOOD and I think I’m just going to have to relive it – @ohno-otome

fhdjgbfhjkdfn i’m glad it didn’t give you nightmares bby!! but i also appreciate that haha, i’m an absolute wimp with scary movies and stuff but i just can’t stop watching them haha

I just wanna say that I was listening to "You're a psychotic villain playlist" on youtube while reading Kuroo's oneshot and I can't explain the emotions I felt, but I'd let Kuroo do things to me asdfghjkl – @itishebihime-samaforyou

ooh nice! sometimes the right playlist makes things doubly as fun haha

OH MY GOD!?!?! Nostos was soooo GOOD?!?!? Like it was so creepy (but in a good way), and scary and suspenseful!! And the ending!?!? Omggg honestly one my fav fics from you!! You did my mans Kuroo justice 🥺💖💕

TYYYYYYY i was genuinely concerned i was gonna scare everybody off haha

Ah! The new fic! Chiefs kiss! Magnificent! Bravo!🧚‍♀️✨🧞‍♀️🦖🦭🌹💫

tysm nonnie!!! <33

i’m pretty sure i’m in the same/similar timezone as you? and i do be staying up late to be one of the first to read your fics (i usually stay up late anyways). so imagine my surprise when i see you post in the afternoon. in conclusion, whether you post to align with your european and american readers’ timezone, my gmt+10 arse will still be one of the first to read your fics. also nostos sjdufigyyjf i have to admit, i recently just found out about monster fucking and nostos scratched the itch😫 i feel bad for kohsuke though

bby i always post at like 2-4 in the morning please get some sleep!! the fics will be there in the morning lmao. i kinda low key forget about my aussie/gmt+10 followers because i think there’s like... 3 of you haha

Honestly if i could give u a dollar everytime i got off to your fics, you'd probably be rich by now

lmao the idea that people find my fics hot enough to get off to still blows my mind lol

your newest kuroo fic was so SO good!! its totally okay if you dont want to answer this so you can keep things ambiguous but is monster kuroo planning on killing the reader after he's...done with them

thank you, bby!! but no, monster kuroo isn’t gonna eat her – he’s had plenty of chances to do that if that’s what he wanted, but he has other plans for the poor reader

RHI, I WANT TO STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT I AM OKAY WITH MORE MONSTER FUCKING IN THE FUTURE. i also want to say im not a monster fucker, but that just feels like a lie at this point. okay, now that that's off my chest, i love it. the mystery, the connections of kuroo to a cat. kuroo's probably gonna go and batter around his prey once they're under his grip like my cat does. hopefully the reader will come out somewhat unscathed, if they are ever allowed to leave 😌 love this, love how different it is, the way kuroo just tries to weasel in. very monster and yandere vibes, very you. have i said i love this yet?? id willingly let him get me drunk on his cock, maybe never leave the peace of the mountains again

‘i want to say that i’m not a monster fucker’ bby the denial will get you nowhere haha. just lean in and embrace it hgfjkdlkfgjnkdl ahh but thank you this is such a sweet ask ILY!!!

Omg omg the monster thing kuroo was in ur latest fic is so familiar to me abdhdmfnjfjf. I remember being told abt a monster with VERY SIMILAR characteristics to it (aka the not being able to go inside a house unless invited and using fire to lure ppl out) AND JFC IT TERRIFIED ME. Esp how when i told ppl around me and they didnt recognize what it was, but it was somehow known to the kid that told me abt it.

(Some ppl thought it was familiar but still didnt know what it was)

Do u know what im talking abt? Hopefully u do

-🥚

GHFJDK so the monster in this is kind of based off the nekomata spirit in japanese folklore - they can appear like people, torment victims by reanimating the corpses of their loved ones, they’ve been blamed for forest fires, so it was just fun to use that as a basis and then go buck wild haha. anyway thanks for the ask bby!

Rest In Peace Kohsuke, you would’ve loved Haikyuu season 5😔✊– @joyvstheworld

poor kohsuke deserved better, i’m just mean to the oc’s i throw into fics haha

Monsterfucking ❤❤❤❤❤❤ a little annoyed you're making me simp for yan Kuroo though (a vibe tho tbh). You're so extremely talented!!!! &

This is probably a stupid question, but how did Kageyama react when he couldn't find y/n? How is life with yan Suga? I imagine probably awful BUT yknow maybe the stockholm syndrome set in fast lmao. Sorry, I'm going on a binge reading your stuff. - @oracleofdin

i will not apologise for making you simp for kuroo he deserves it the man’s a snacc. and as far as your second question, suga’s a very caring, very smothering kinda yandere, so i guess in some ways it’s better than what the reader had with kageyama but... pick your poison haha

That was so good. I’m so shook rn I can’t comprehend anything but how good that was and how good a writer you are

TYSM NONNIE!!! <33

Ok, so, I just read Final Girl and the lil' ticket addition to it and just---

Well, ok I've been playing Dead by Daylight a lot lately? And I'm just picturing Tetsu as the newest killer "The Trickster" and I'm positively RANDY.

Your writing is ALREADY thirst inducing and just as satisfying, but this has SENT ME- If you're not familiar, please...

https://youtu.be/iowkiPobYYQ

Understand my thirst. (I'd also like to clarify, I use a different skin for him that gives him black hair and he looks like Kuroo with an undercut.)

~ @the-casual-hedonist 🌸

i love how feral y’all got for final girl kuroo. like bo and akaashi had his fans, but i put a spiked bat in kuroo’s hands and y’all lost your goddamn minds and i love to see it. fghdjkvhfjdkls thanks for the ask bby

idk why but I love preggo reader as long as I don't pretend it's me 😢✋ I hate babies n pregnancy anywhere else other than horny haikyuu fics

i think that’s a valid thing for a lot of fans. the idea of breeding is sexy, the actual getting pregnant and having a kid thing... not so much. but especially with non-con scenario’s, it’s more about the aspect on control than the actual desire to have kids. but yeah, i feel you

Sorry to bother but uh was just wondering in fracture did Osamu kill his wife or was it actually an “unfortunate event” ? Love your work btw!!

he most certainly did :))

LMFAO RHI i totally get not liking cheating/infidelity fics (towards reader) bc IT HIRTS ME SO BAD I CANNOT HANDLE THOSE.

id be reading fics those fics like: tf you mean my yandere aimt gonna baby me and only want me??🤨🤨🤨⁉️‼️

EXACTLY! listen i get that it’s a fucked up fantasy, but in my fucked up fantasy you damn well better have the decency to be loyal smh

Finders keepers is the most beautiful thing I've read by you: I read it twice like I normally do and here's what I figured out the second time (that's when I analyze it and find the little tidbits of things that are much darker than they appear (: )

To start I LOVE THE DETAILS OF THEM NEVER TEACHING READER ANYTHING- at first I assumed "oh they might see her as a little sister or child or something" but realized thAT WAS THE ISSUE!! they infantilize her and isolate her from everyone but her group. the small details like that are what make the story amazing 😎💅

ahh thank you so much, nonnie!! pls this is making me soft 🥺

I just wanted to stop by and say that I love your writing and I hope you're doing well!!! Drink plenty of water and keep up the amazing work :) but seriously you're one of the best fanfic writers I've seen on tumblr! I read your "Imitation" piece about kuroo and i keep coming back to it, it's so good! I did want to ask if you think it'd be possible for the reader to ever escape with the baby (or at least attempt to). Or if Kenma would "help" at all just to put an end to kuroo's antics lmao

kenma would in no way help the reader, and tbh by that point if kuroo did get her pregnant, she’d be far too emotionally dependant on him to actually even want to leave, but thanks for the ask!

You know who I think would be a perfect Yandere in the JJK world? Choso.

🚨Spoilers Ahead🚨

After being locked in a glass jar for however long he was, and all that happened with his brothers, I feel like he would absolutely never let his darling out of his sight. He would be possessive. Obsessive. And Oh So delusional. Sure he’d be your anything - he truly is a softy - but to what end?🤤

choso would make an excellent yandere, ngl 😌

what au/troupe of your fav character(s) that you have written do you like the most?

(rlly hope this makes sense🙏)

i am always a slut for soulmate au’s :))

#ask #anon #rhi answers #ohh so many asks #i love you guys <33 #fic q's

[boytouya]

I'm dumb as all fuck, but like

I wanna hear you rant abt pointless shit

Idm

-🦇

WHY WOULD YOU SAY RHIS TO ME AT FIVE AMMMMM

completely unrelated to everything else i say after this but, cats are so cute. we don’t deserve cats. their lil toe beans and cute meows???? ugh i love cats.

and sometimes i randomly think about how we’re all under the same moon like isnt that so crazy??? everyone complains about being far away from each other but at least we’re on the same planet!! like wow we could all look at the sky at the same time if we really wanted to!!!! ...and we probably use the bathroom at the same time as celebrities which is weird to think about

anyway half asleep rn but all i can think about is the way people treat products of rough upbringings like they’re animals even in fictional works,,,, bucky barnes for example??? in tfatws they talk so much shit about him and it’s like...okay he’s right there...he’s literally a human too??? people loved the idea of incarcerating the winter soldier but now that they have bucky barnes they don’t know what to do with him ☹️ why did everyone leave him behind and expect him to become a fully functioning member of society knowing that he just lost his best friend and all he’s ever known (AND FAUGHT SO HARD TO REMEMBER ))):) (also his therapist was the worst....hate that bitch and her caucasian aging!)

and and AND why did the writers throw away steve’s entire character development in endgame.... like he spent at least three movies fighting for bucky ... just for him to leave??? i may be a below average writer but damn that writing was ass.

same with dabi??? those mfs wanted touya back so bad but now they’re surprised he’s dabi and literally wants them all dead.....lie what’d you expect??

in bl why are the darker skinned characters always loud, abrasive tops.....it’s getting weird.... ALSO VERY WEIRD FOR PEOPLE TO LOOK AT SOMEONE AND THINK ABOUT THEIR PREFERENCE IN BED WHEN

1) personality is not the same as preference

2) skin color has nothing to do with personality/whether you top/bottom

3) real people are not your next fanfic???

speaking of.... i thought everyone agreed not to ship real people??? i don’t like dream smp or wtv tf those white racist minecraft players are called... but whyre they being shipped

i guess if they don’t care it’s whatever but is that not?? idk weird?

OOO also did you know you apparently blink 10-20 times a minute!!!!

cats can get depression which is so freaking sad like i love my cat so much i want her to live a long happy life i can’t believe i’m crying over my cat at 5 am

so unrelated but i’ve never found someone ugly. like clearly i’m not attracted to everyone but i don’t think anyone is ugly either??? (i mean unless you’re a bad person)

#are ppl who have only ever had pet fish like #okay? are y’all okay? #that is so unrelated pls #i could go from talking about the color green to my favorite disney movie #green is a nice color #but purple >>>> #why am i still going #PLEASE OKAY BEFORE I START SPEAKING GIBBERISH

[theelliottsmiths]

A bit late because I saw and then immediately forgot but regardless, thanks for tagging me @chloeamanda

1. Nickname - I don't really have one? I guess Rhi technically is but I gave myself it so

2. Zodiac - Capricorn. I don't necessarily believe in it but I have to admit that out of all the options it's pretty obvious I'd be the goat fish.

3. Height - I recently learned that when my doctor says 5'6 she is rounding up :(

4. The last thing I googled - aardvark (I routinely forget and then remember that they exist it's a treat every time)

5. Song stuck in my head - them/them/theirs by worriers

6. Number of followers - 531 on this blog but a lot of people have cycled out of the community and aren't active or interactive

7. Amount of sleep - usually between 3-5 hours but if given the chance I default to 7

8. Lucky number - 12 and 13

9. Dream job - you know that interview where Paul said the thing about giving unasked for advice? I simply would like to be paid to tell businesses what they're doing wrong and also yell at their bad and weird attempts at being accessible (if your lift into the building has to be unlocked by a member of staff it's not really accessible and 'theres only one step someone can just carry them over :-)' should entitle you to a slap from the person in question)

10. Wearing - I may be in the bath as I type this so... Water? The bath salts have peppercorns in them and little pieces are sticking to my skin so technically pink peppercorns?

11. Favourite author - Usually I say Shirley Jackson but I've recently been reading a lot of Ivan Coyote's work (currently in Gender Failure) and fuck is it good and also I am accidentally in love

12. Favourite instrument - viola, maybe? I wish I had learned it as well as or instead of violin

13. Aesthetic - I genuinely don't know how to answer this

14. Favourite song - probably Bestrafe Mich by Rammstein

15. Favourite animal noise - the little brrrp cats make then you touch them when they weren't expecting it or there's this sound a lot of animals like calves and lambs make as they wrench your shoulders out of their sockets when you're bottle/bucket feeding them that is adorable

16. Random - I can and will rant about almost anything for fun regardless of whether or not it's serious or even something I believe but I don't really have actual personal arguments ever

@struwwelzeter @themarten @krankes-gehirn @ambreiiigns @flakes-boyfriend if any of you feel like it and haven't done it yet

#i cannot explain how very much i want to eat a scoopful of these bath salts they smell so nice #i dont know what capricorns are meant to be like but a girl did ince try to flirt with me and then get upset because i didnt know my birth #time to the minute? when she was doing some kind of zodiac thing #me rambling

[astralshipper]

Ok time to watch new supernatural ep since I couldn’t watch live. Liveblog and probably tears below, enter at ur own risk!!

Oh god okay wait why are they being mean to that lady it’s a soup kitchen ofc she isn’t perfectly clean she’s HOMELESS, be NICE TO HER-

Okay good giv her soup!!!!

Oh shit walking down the street alone is BAD NEWS WHO IS SPEAKING

what’s up with rhis show and teddy bears- WHAT THE FUCKCNDJJDD YWAH WAS WAITING FOR THAT ONE ALRIGHT BYE KID

OK I STOPPED FOR A WHILE BC CAS SHOWED UP I GOT EXCITED BUT JACK IS SUCH A SWEETHEART I LOVE HIM HES SO EXCITED ABOUT MATCHING TIES AND HES STILL GOT HIS BADGE UPSIDE DOWN

jack has the talking teddy JACK HAS THE TALKING TEDDY I LOVE THIS SO MUCH HES SO CUTE WHAT A BABEY

Jack is looking him up on social media he really is gen z OH MY GOD “I NEED A PARENT OR GUARDIANS PERMISSION” “YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION” “I HAVE HIS PERMISSION!!!!!”

Cas there’s no such thing as too many cat photos

THIS DEMON WANTS TO HELP SO BAD IM CACKLIGNGN

YEAH STAY!!! Pls don’t make me regret being excited abt u two staying to help!!! I just want father son bonding!!!!

tag urself im the shitty mask

For fucks sake “at least for once it’s not us” FUCKING STOP

“WHERE CAN I FIND THE KOOL AID” JACK PLEASE-

U aren’t allowed to walk away from jack he’s a sweetheart smh. also hdjdjdjdn jack cas yall ain’t slick

GOD DAMN NAH JUST KILL ME ITS FINE ILL JUST DIE PLEASE also. Gotcha. Seven deadly sins ndndjd

jack youre such a sweetheart I care abt u so much

“I have more dads than most” IM SCREAMING I LOVE U TINY BOY BUT DONT PUT UR TRUST IN GOD DONT DO THAT JUST KNOW THAT UR DADS LOVE U!!!!!

I’m thriving on the Cas and jack content here this is all I’ve ever wanted pls dont make Cas go bye bye BC of this just let us have this one last go

fam if I’m going to hell for wanting to kiss girls then bring on the hellfire fuck all that noise castiel is not homophobic he is utterly indifferent to sexual orientation and Chuck is bisexual we have been OVER THIS-

Sam bringing home that bad news- HOLY FUCKINGNG SHIT JJFJ HI AUNTIE AMARA

I think Amara just called u guys stinkie. Amara can I pls get lunch with u I wanna have lunch with u!!!

Cas telling his story to the group why am I cryigg NG nggn,,, I JUST WANT HIM TO B HAPPY BUT HE CANT BE BC HE’LL DIE

HOLY SHIT HOW DID- WHAT THE FUCKCJVJJFJ WELL THATS QUITE SMTHN TO SEE

I gotta say. I understand that Amara not helping is terrible. But,,, I get it,,, yknow? He’s her brother. Her TWIN. Of course she won’t betray him that easily.

Mans gonna b dead

Yep! He gone!!

oh. oh dean is asking about HER. oh. Holy shit I’m gonna cry ok oh god OH GOD DEAN MAD!!!! HES PISSED. DEAN IS SPITTING TRUTH EVERYBODY RUN FOR THE HILLS. “I would never hurt you” why did that line hit me so fucking hard,,, I know what he’s doing, I know he’s lying, I know he’s using the cover that jack will be pulling the trigger to say he’s telling the truth. But like. Fuck that hit hard jfjffjf that felt comforting somehow, even though he fully prepared to rip someone’s head off

OH SHIT ITS SOFT GIRL???? DAMMIT OF COURSE IT IS. OF COURSE ITS SOFT GIRL.

OH I LOVE WHEN THEY TRY TO HURT THE ANGELS. CAS HEAL CAS HEAL IM FUCKIGNN CRYINGG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. “WHAT ARE YOU” BITCHHC I CAN S E E THE “IM AN ANGEL OF THE LORD” HE DONT HAVE TO SAY ITI CAN SEE IT IN THOSE EYES

CAs pls stop saying ur not a good angel ur an AMAZING ANGEL. THE BEST. wtfbfjfjjf

NONONONONONONO FUCK THIS FUCK THIS SO MYCH FUCK THISSSSS JACK YOU CANT YOU CANNOT WHAT GHE FUCJJ CAS TELL SAM AND DEAN TELL THEM RIGHT NOW

CAS NO NO MO YOU BETTER MAKE IT BACK YOU BETTER MAKE OT BACK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE IT BACK IM FUCKIGNGN BEGGING YOU JUST ONE MORE SCENE WITH EVERYONE TOGETHER. JUST ONE MORE. PLEASENFNFJFJ

#supernaturally soulmates #astras dumb shit #hunter in-laws #ethereal family #dark sheep of the family #astra watches s15

[polarisdreams]

tagged by @palettrbls & @sherwritings !!

name: rhi / rhine 

gender: female

sexuality: depressed bi

hogwarts house: slytherin 

favourite animal: i do have an affinity for tigers ?? god also those cats whose faces look like a pumpkin that got smashed in. i’m so fucking endeared by ugly animals don’t @ me 

current time: 214pm

cats or dogs: i love love love both so much u simply cannot make me choose 

dream job: i really wanted to be a travel writer / blogger when i was younger ?? recently i’ve been thinking that i would love to do like documentary writing bc Rabid Research and Storylines are my SHIT. had a very long hot second where i wanted to be a tattoo artist too ?? would love to work in the fashion / art / gaming / publishing / film industry as well for anything at all. i also would love to work for a non profit if i can bc it would make my heart happy too ?? but alas Capitalism. there’s a lot i want to do and yet i am doing nothing. 

when i made this blog: december 2013, according to my blog posts ?? i hate it here. 

reason for my url: i had an astrology phase back in the day, and like a basic bitch, ofc i loved the north star. hence, polaris. i think i just added dreams bc i thought it would sound pretty ?? i was like 14 or some shit what more can u ask of me 

10 people i’d like to get to know better: @lxcuna @atlcs @icaruswritings @annabcths @spectralmuse @ofaphroditea & anyone else who would like to do this tag !! 

#hush you #thank u for tagging me !! luv it when it feels as though i am not a mere Bot on this hellsite

[lesbianskylor]

*slides you five bucks* holly,,,,holly,,,pls give me greenlove headcanons,,,,the world Must Know

greenlove hcs

so . greenlove is this super poly ship a lot of my friends and i came up with. we basically all made an oc and plopped them into a poly ship with lloyd uwu

so, ill explain the ocs to you first!

micah (owner - tumblr: witchlightsands ao3: whichlights) he/him bi flower boy. he a flower boy baby!!!! hes a flirty mess of a bi and is constantly supportive of lloyd. also he loves puns. bastard nerd

rhian (owner - tumblr: cynicalmiles ao3 - cynicalmiles) nb she/her ace pan. she has the elemental power of magic! she also has two dads (nyx and max) and a bro named jayden (owner - tumblr: lightning-jay23 ao3: lightning_jay23). good at makeup. the shortest lol. she’s in the exact middle of the bastard/nerd/dumbass/valid scale

myan (owner - tumblr: qibliwinter/lesbianskylor (HEHEHEHE ME) ao3: hollyus) he/they pan. depending on the au, he’s a vet student or a volunteer or owner of a shelter! he has a dog named scritch and he’s pretty much, besides micah, the most normal one of the greenlove gang. valid nerd

bo (owner - ao3: Nagasha) she/her grayace demiro. she’s a coolass serpentine (hypnobrai)!! she grew up in a group of serpentine girls and she met lloyd at a p young age. probably the most down to earth one of the group. at the very top of valid nerd

ver (owner - tumblr: terezi-kin) he/they demiboy polysexual aro. ABSOLUTE meme trash. ASKJNDLSDFDK jokes are like, his defining personality trait at this point honestly. tall bitch but not the tallest. chaotic good dumbass bastard

celestien (owner - tumblr: iwillheckingfightyou/anywaylloydgarmadonistrans ao3: i_will_fight_you) nb they/them and arospec multisexual. tol long haired redhead, punches transphobes. they have two moms

also: here are more specific ship names

micah/lloyd - brightshipping

rhian/lloyd - emeraldshipping

rhian/micah/lloyd - sparkleshipping

myan/micah - m&mshipping

thats,, kind of all we have so far rip

OKAY - now we get into the actual hcs (which im SORRY miles youve probably heard them all in the discord nsdjkfldk)

rhian and myan are the shortest of the group, celestien and ver are the tallest

SO, rhian and myan totally ride on their shoulders and have a nerf gun fight

(in the circumstance his family is an owner of a shelter) myan and micah totally meet before meeting the others because myan has a shelter that’s like across the street from micah’s flower shop

at some point micah adopts a cat named skittles from the shelter and he cries when he first sees her bc shes so cute.

she’s around 2 years old and she’s a brown tabby with a white muzzle, paws, tip of tail, chest and stomach

she’s affectionate af

lloyd used to be single as fuck before greenlove and everybody made fun of him, so when he gets SIX WHOLE DATEMATES he laughs in their face

after the whole harumi fiasco the ninja DEFINITELY keep their eye on his datemates.

kai, to all of them: hey? hey! you hurt lloyd i hurt you

nya: (pulls out her samurai x dual swords) ill let you figure it out!

cole: ok yall seem chill but if you ever treat lloyd badly…youll regret the day you were born. anyways who likes video games here

jay: you better watch out…you better watch out…yOU BETTER WATCH OUT… YOU BETTER WATCH

zane: (gives off sense of intense protecting of lloyd)

anyways, it is eventually proven that the greenlove squad are all also extremely protective of lloyd (esp after all the shit he went through) and would never hurt him intentionally so all the ninja become cool with them

greenlove is the lloyd protection squad.

all of the greenlove squad minus lloyd: i am the lloyd guardian. guardian of the lloyd

the ninja: morro quivers before them!

greenlove gang minus greenie to morro: FUCK OFF

ver constantly tortures micah with memes and jokes

though,,, they do bond over puns

ver: you wanna go?

lloyd: yea

ver: on a date with me?

ver: OH YOU DO

ver: OHHHH

lloyd: YOU ACT LIKE I FELL FOR A CUNNING PRANK IM YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU EGG

lloyd: turtles turn up

myan: hell yeah go turtles

lloyd: dead on beaches

myan: oh dear god

greenlove: (just doing shit)

ver: wait

ver: so bo’s a snake person yeah

bo: …well, the term is serpentine, but..yeah??

micah: yea- oh god ver no

ver: we’re all scalies

bo: oh, um? i dont quite get what you mean, but his name is skales! not sure how he would react to you calling him, uh, skalie?

lloyd: (wheeze)

myan has, lots of grandchildren and children

(hint: they’re all animals)

myan, when a cat gives birth: hey guys look! its our 34th grandchild :)

rhian’s basically besties with nya

whenever she goes out on a date with lloyd, nya does her makeup, and kai does lloyd’s makeup (since nya and kai are makeup masters obvs)

any love song that’s sweet and nice: plays

all of the greenlove members simultaneously: HOLY SHIT ITS OUR SONG-

celestien: happy one year babe!

ver: 

ver: im 18

celestien is ur friendly neighborhood anarchist :)

they have a discord with the ninja & co (aka adding on skylor and pixal) named “0 days since our last nonsense”

ver: @everybody

kai: i will kick your ass if you tag everybody again

ver: @here

kai: bitch

ver: (feigning innocence) but you didn’t say dont tag here :) :)

kai: fucker

nobody ever. ever. EVER gives ver mod/admin permissions. it happened once and theyll never make the same mistake again

my hc shortest from tallest is rhian, myan, bo, lloyd, micah, ver, celestien

celestien when they’re around tiny animals: (tearing up) you are so small? i could crush you? you’re just? so tiny?

micah dramatically during christmas: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS , IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU

bo: micah i know you’ve been telling us this again and again for the like past 6 hours?

ver: you know what’s my music taste? youtube channel historyteachers.

ver, yelling at the top of their lungs: this plague is bubonic! B-U-B-O-N-I-C

ver: im factkin with the lady thats always singing in those videos

he listens to it so much that all his s/os can recite renaissance man to you on instant if you asked them to

myan: love is dead. you leave me as i lay here sick and festering. you have betrayed me

lloyd: woah whats up?

myan: my dog stole my fuckign popcorn

their older siblings/parents trade embarrassing stories about them and its just terrible for them but really amusing for their older siblings/parents

kai (lloyd), nyx, max (rhians dads), the reols parents (micah), myans parents, vers parents, the snake girl gang (bo), and celestiens moms: (cackling evilly)

bo: so, i was doing this and my friend-

micah: wait

bo: what

micah: oh my god myan and rhian rhyme,

rhian (before they started dating): writes her name on something

myan: holy SHIT THATS HOW YOU SPELL IT?

celestien nickname cel and rhian nickname rhi cause its cute

thATS MY HCS FOR GREENLOVE WHICH I LOVE!!!!!!!! sorry for taking for fucking ever

also if yall want to request hcs then Sure but from now on with hcs being put onto my inbox ill take them as suggestions- meaning, ill delete them if i dont feel like doing them (if you ask off anon ill post privately that i dont want to do it, if on anon ill just delete it lol)

#lloyd garmadon #lloyd ninjago #ninjago oc #oc x canon #ninjago #ninjago headcanons #cynicalmiles #ask

[lauramarlingnatural]

I was tagged by the lovely @heartunsettledsoul -- thank you :)

name: Rhian

nicknames: Rhi, one of my best friends affectionately calls me a stupid bitch lmao? also my friends tend to use pet names for each other a lot so like, hun, babe, sweetie etc. My aunt calls me possum (catch me grimacing bc i hate those fucking animals) and when i was younger my nickname was nana. 

gender: woman... aligned? i went through a questioning period and am p comfortable w saying im a woman but. it is sometimes less comfortable to do so. 

star sign: aquarius. astrology is fake probably but every time i read about aquarius traits it’s v much like “yup that’s me”

height: 5′2″

sexuality: big lesbian. comp het is a thing i struggle w constantly tho.

hogwarts house: Hufflepuff but twice i took the sorting quiz i got Slytherin. but i’ve gotten Hufflepuff more consistently with the more detailed quizzes. 

fav animal: cats and snakes are my number ones, but dogs are a close second

average hours of sleep: average is probably about 8? when depression is Bad i usually sleep for like 14 hours but sometimes (most times) anxiety means i sleep somewhere more like 5 hours a night

current time: 10:19 am

dog or cat person: both! but more of a cat person. i grew up w cats and used to be v scared of dogs. the dogs i know i love w all my heart tho

blankets you sleep with: a duvet and in winter a woolen blanket

dream trip: Ireland and Scotlan and Wales, and i wanna do a contiki trip of Scandinavia, and Morocco. and I’m probably going to go visit my friend in China 

dream job: none the dream is to not have to sell my labour to survive, but to just do things because they are useful and/or enjoyable. if i have to sell my labour in this capitalist hellhole, the best option would be to work part time for a wage that’s enough to live on in conditions that aren’t unsafe and soul-destroying, w co-workers i like and get along with. preferably in a bookstore or somewhere else quiet and chill

when I made my blog: I think around mid-2016, but i had two blogs before then. i first made a tumblr in 2012, then deleted and made a new one in 2014, then deleted and re-made last year.

followers: 84

why I made a tumblr: i made this one originally because i wanted to follow my favourite HP fic authors and so i could reblog HP aesthetic posts and character meta. i was a v quiet HP fandom blog that never interacted w anyone and then.. Riverdale happened. and now IT 2017 has happened. I have too many fandoms gah

reason for my url: Laura Marling song title bc im a Laura Marling stan first and a person second

and i’m shit at tagging so let’s just say if u see this.. i tagged u! xx

#about me #things im tagged in

[freddiestardust]

can you do all of the adorable asks (if its not too much!)? :)

psh I got nowhere to be. thank you! 1. Have you met your soul mate?@freddie-bowie 💜💜💜💜2. Favorite color when you were younger, and now? purple and puRPLE BITCH 3. Do you wear eye-shadow? What color?Is this a real question? Every eye shadow. 4. Are you in love right now? I'm in love with everyone all the time, thats how you get hurt and I am always hurting : ) nice : ) 5. In your opinion, is love at first sight real?I never know how to answer this. maybe sometimes6. Are you an optimist, realist, opportunist, or pessimist? all of the above combined in to one massive, fucked way of thinking 7. First kiss details? (If you haven’t been kissed, reply how and if you would like to be.)Disgusting, slobbery, and cliche. It happened on a ferris wheel at a carnival with this guy named Ryan. 8. Do you own stickers, an stationary?I dont think stickers but stationary, yes. 9. What’s your aesthetic?70s glam rock trash 10. Do you wear dresses, and skirts?sometimes dresses, very rarely skirts. I have to wear a skirt at work and it makes me angry. 11. What is your hair like? its thick, curly, and black. 12. Does time go by fast or slow to you?it changes all the time. when veer i think i prefer it to go slow, it always goes fast. and the other way around. 13. What time do you go to bed? What time do you wake up? I go to bed between 4am and 6am usually and wake up at like 10am. 14. Favorite sweet food?Sea salt caramel 15. Tea, coffee, or hot cocoa?COFFEE with a triple shot espresso. 16. Space, Ocean, City, or Forest?Ocean or forest. 17. Favorite game as a child?Man hunt, cops and robbers (similar), 3 legged races 18. Comfort book?Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas weirdly. 19. Princess, Fairy, Mermaid, or Unicorn?Mermaid and fairy 20. Do you fall in love easily?yes, but i dont think it has to be a romantic relationship kind of love. I fall in love hard with everyone. but not in the sense I want to date them. 21. Favorite word?Macabre or guillotine. 22. Describe your life in 3 words.chaotic, tragic, eventful. 23. Do you dance? Slow dance?ehhh kind of. i used to do ballet. i enjoy ballet but I am not wonderful at it. 24. Do you wear fake nails, or paint your nails? I don't always wear fake nails but when I do, I usually make my own acrylics. 25. Has anyone ever confessed to you?confessed what???? 26. Do you lie?I try not to unless I have to (for example, tellinf a guy I have to work when I don't so they fuck off) 27. What makes you smile? My little brothers, alcohol, 70s cult movies, Queen, walks in the woods, the ocean. my sisters. 28. Have you ever cried in a book or movie? of course, all the time. 29. When and who was your first crush?rhis kid in pre school named Todd who I legit stalked and feel bad for to this day. 30. Marriage or kids?NEITHER thanks 31. Are you superstitious?Definitely. Not broken mirror brings 7 years of bad luck superstitious, but I'm superstitious about things like bad karma, not clinking your glasses before drinking being bad luck, etc. 32. Who’s your 3 am thought?"What the fuck am I going to do"33. Do you like candy? What’s your favorite candy? Not really. It kind of makes me sick. But I like chocolate with almonds. 34. Favorite holiday?Halloween! 35. Favorite season?Summer and autumn. 36. Cat or dog person?Cat by far. 37. Are you quiet or loud?both, depending on the situation. 38. Favorite time period? (80′s, 60′s, etc.)the 70s binch 39. Favorite fashion fad that went away?idk i dont keep up with this shit. wear what you want 40. The best dream/ worst nightmare you’ve ever had?The best dream was probably one of the ones where Freddie was hugging me that felt super mega ultra realistic. The worst have been about family members dying. I had a horrible dream one night that my dad had passed away and I can't described to you how intensely real my emotions felt. I felt such an intense longing for him, it felt 100% real. So real that when I woke up, I thought he was really dead for about 5 minutes and that I was mourning. Needless to say, I was so relieved to see him in yhe kitchen shortly after waking up. It was so horrible. 41. Worst fear as a kid?Same as my worst fear now: loved ones dying and car accidents. 44. Do you flirt?Not intentionally whatsoever. but people always seem to think I am. 45. What’s your style?My style is mostly inspired by 70s John Waters movies, Rocky Horror, David Bowie, Freddie Mercury, and Russ Meyer movies. I would say I do a good job representing these fashions, so we will go with that. 46. Do you blush?Again, I dont think I ever do but people claim I do a lot. I have no fuckening clue. 47. Do you feel everything, nothing, or you don’t know what to feel?All of the above, which is very overwhelming and I hate my life. 48. Are you a crier? Do you smile?I do smile, but I also literally cry every day. 49. First love?Romantic wise- probably that aforementioned kid, Todd. 50. Last love?Andrea and Adrianne, who I was in a poly relationship with and never felt so in love romantically or comfortable with romance as with them but it all went to shit.

[seijorhi]

asks :)

once again, i’m terrible at answering things :)

First off, your newest Kuroo story WRECKED ME. OMMMMMG LIKE IT'S SOOO FUCKING GOOD. You are one of the most incredible writers ever, like professional style writing. These should be books and you should get paid for it, honestly. Your skill is totally unmatched, my friend. I just adore everything you write. I had two questions thou about the story, just because I am totally obsessed by it- so has Kuroo been obsessed with her since he saw her, I'm like curious how his obsession started 

like is it because she's young and he's interested? Cuz I totally got the vibes at the party that he was showing her off like she was his girlfriend and he seems like he has been wanting her for awhile. I was just curious about how it started cuz god I'm a simp for yandere kuroo- boss man Kuroo would make me weakkkkk. My second question is so is he like obsessively in love with her or is it like just a this hot piece of ass is mine to fuck kinda thing? Like does he want a relationship?

anyways, I love you and I love your writing. Everything you write is legit perfection! Thank you for all your beautiful stories you share with us! - Kai

first of all, whomst gave you the right to be so damn sweet???!?! dsgsjkl thank you, bby!

so, like with all my fics i kind of have a ‘read into it how you want’ thing going for it. whether or not kuroo actually has ‘romantic’ (i use that word loosely) feelings for the reader or whether he just enjoys fucking her because he’s in a position of power and she’s easily manipulated is left a little up to your interpretation and how you’d prefer to imagine it. however, having said that there are little hints throughout the fic that imply that there’s a little more depth to kuroo’s feelings. you’re not wrong with the whole ‘showing her off’ vibe at the party, and there’s mentions of confessions that kuroo gives while he’s fucking the reader - also the title of the fic, invidia, means envy in latin. so take that how you will 🤷‍♀️

and as far as how it all began, i like to think that it was kind of a slow build. again it’s implied that kuroo has met the reader (however briefly) a few times before - at games as nekoma’s manager, when she initially was introduced as his girlfriend and she has stayed over at their place in the past. it wasn’t so much a singular moment, but kuroo’s definitely been paying more attention to her than she realises. 

WHAT WHAT WHAT???? RHI UHMMM WAS KUROO IN LOVE WITH THE READER???? 👀👀👀👀 HOLY SHIT. I'm honestly mind blown rn like I have a lot of questions like did Shin know? Was he also into it? Omg the idea of Father and Son sharing reader...

(also I def did not hope that Bokuto was also there cuz that would have be fun....oppsss)🙊

hehehe

no, shin didn’t know but oh can you imagine the betrayal if he did? if he willingly set up the reader to be fucked by his dad 👀god damn

adsfgdhjfkfl there was a moment i genuinely considered having something more happen at the christmas party where bo would stumble across and one thing would lead to another.... but i decided not to go that route. this one needed to be solo kuroo haha

Rhi, what can I say, amazing as always!

ahhh thank you sm, bby!

Hi i absolutely love the kuroo fic at first no one would actually notice he was into and then story actually rises nicely however i would like to ask like what happens later im sorry im a little burnt out from my mountains of assignments that i cant think of a possible aftermath since the story had an open ending but yeah what happens later after the whole scene does y/n stay there for the 7 days and get r*ped again or she goes home early and like what happens to kuroo and shinsuke im sorry for annoying you with questions its fully up to you whether u would like to answer or not :-)

aw, thank you! I hope your assignments and stuff are all done? And pls bby, you’re not annoying me at all 💕💕💕

Honestly again, it’s kind of left up to what you like to think would happen, but personally I think that the reader stays, because there’s no easy way to get out of that situation without raising suspicion - which means that she then has to spend the next week trying unwittingly playing cat and mouse with Kuroo who’s gonna use every damn opportunity he has to push your boundaries 👀

Duuuuude invidia fucked me up! Like fuck, lol! The build up was so spectacular! It makes me wonder two things: how did kuroo’s obsession start, and what would shin have done if he caught them (and why do I feel like he’d join in... I guess it runs in the family lol).

I loved it sooooo much and im also so creeped out lol. Can’t trust other people’s dads. Everything about it was perfect!

glad you liked it, bby!!

shin’s a good boy and he genuinely loves the reader, but i think if he did stumble across the two of them he’d just shut down and walk away. it’d be the biggest betrayal in his eyes - it wouldn’t matter if you were drunk or he was, who came onto who - the two most important people in his life going behind his back would just break him :( and i think he probably wouldn’t give either of them a chance to explain

but if we’re talking degenerate shin... 👀👉👈

imagine if invidia! reader gets pregnant and Shin thinks it’s his, but its actually his dad’s 🤭

oooh kuroo would be such a smug little shit - he’d get extra touchy feely with the reader, drop ‘casual’ hints, basically doing everything outside of straight up admitting it to him, just to see how far he can push until shin starts to doubt whether he’s actually the father - when it’s just the two of you though... i think he’d be a little softer - but equally as possessive - you’re his, and so’s the kid growing inside of you

Kuroo: son do you know what a cuck is? Shinnosuke: no? Kuroo: wOULD YOU LIKE TO FIND OUT - @south-korea-cakes

dagshjskl i snorted when i read this but you’re not wrong lmao

hi rhi! i have a question about Lion’s Den! did oikawa purposely set the reader up to witness his true nature? or was it chance that she saw him kill?

no - i think he’d rather have kept you in the dark a little longer and tried to let things develop ‘organically’ but he’s not upset that you did find out the truth - gives him an excuse to move things along and take what he wants 👀

hey rhi:) soo my boyfriend of two years just broke up with me and so far a major comfort has just been rereading your stories. something about feeling desired, ya know? anyway, thanks for making me feel a little better <3 - @theofficialhufflepuff

aw i’m sorry to hear that :( i’m glad my fics can help make you feel a lil better - sending love bby! 💕

omg i adore everything in the soulmate series hello !! would any of the soulmate pairings ever end up feeling lowkey competitive w/ the other?? like all of them seem to mutually respect the other but would there ever come a point where smth pushes them into trying to outdo ur other soulmate when it comes to ur affection?

also have i mentioned how much i love ur writing bc i love ur writing

hmmm, not so much with oikawa & iwa or ushijima and tendou because i think they have pretty rock solid relationships with each other prior to the reader coming along - if they did it would only be minor stuff

the twins on the other hand - good fucking luck with them because they’ll turn everything into a competition. the moment one twin thinks you’re favouring the other too much expect to get dragged across the room and forced to spend ‘quality time’ with the other. it’s all very petty and exhausting and there is no possible chance for you to win. but thank you sweetheart!!

tonight im thinking about The Final Girl! boys forcing you to share a bed with them for the first time. With Kuroo’s face buried in the crook of your neck, one big hand palming your breast for good measure, Bo holding onto your waist, and Kaashi’s legs tangled with yours. its suffocating, really😪😓

asdgdhjdkdl suffocating? yes. now where do i sign up?? 🥺

you are so talented in writing it's crazy!! just the way you articulate things is ugh *chef's kiss*. i hope you are doing well and not receiving hate 🥺 ily pls

ahhh thank you so much, messages like these always make me so happy! ily bby! 💕

more karasuno first years soon? 👀

who’s to say?? i don’t have any full fics planned but maybe some concepts and thirsts??

if you make a yandere msby fic i’ll literally lose it i love your writing

👀i am considering it

#ask #anon #BD answers #BD love #fic q's #tw pregnancy