#I AM SO TRASH AT THIS

[captainjonnitkessler]

I truly, TRULY do not know how to say this, because the fact that I have to say it makes me feel like I am losing my grip on reality. But no, in the post-capitalistic anarchist utopia, I will not be relying on “autistic minecraft girlies” to be building inspectors because - and this may shock you - one of those occupations takes years of education in how to read and interpret hundreds of thousands of lines of regulations based on complicated math and physics that were the result of decades of tragedy and death, and the other one involves playing a children’s video game.

#i am begging this website. BEGGING it. to stop acting like building codes are state oppression #and please stop reducing blue collar jobs to 'so easy any handyman could do it with a youtube video' #that's how people fucking die #i didn't spend five years learning how to do my job safely to watch people online tell me it could've just been a course in high school #i know that this is like. a minority minority opinion and not really worth getting worked up over #but it's so annoying to see supposed leftists denigrating blue collar jobs like this #same poster also opined that we won't need garbagemen #because 'if the trash is bothering people they'll figure out a way to clean it without having to pick it up' #like what??? does that even fucking mean???? #construction

[teeth--king]

I am that type of guy who gets anxious over asking out video game characters haha, so it took ages for me to actually marry the digital book man despite maxing his heart soon after giving him the bouquet. Silly little art time to sooth my sick heart. Also decided to change up Wolfe's hair, just gonna say he cut it for their wedding.

Also sorry to Elliott my man, one of my cows gave birth the first night he was on the farm. I can imagine that would be something...

#I had a comic but scrapped it because it started to look like trash because I worked on it while really sick and messed it up #I am cursing IRL summer!!! allergies. heat. getting so stressed I get sick!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I just want to play games #art #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #stardew valley elliott #stardew elliott #sdv elliott #stardew valley farmer #stardew farmer #sdv farmer #stardew valley art #stardew art #sdv art #fanart

[dathen]

Victorians in general: Eh Dracula is trash, we like The Beetle better ://

Arthur Conan Doyle: BEST BOOK EVER I HAVE THREE NEW BLORBOS NOW!!

#dracula daily #sorry i am so endeared by this #contemporary critics were RUTHLESS about dracula #and considered it pulp trash #so learning ACD is One of Us and a fellow mina and lucy appreciator is A++

[insignificantfailure]

im so fucking useless

#all I do is consume without contributing anything to society #i feel so guilty for eating breathing taking up space buying things producing trash wasting people's time and energy #literally my existence has no meaning #why am i alive #literally w.o.r.t.h.l.e.s.s. #tw depressive #tw depressing thoughts #tw depression #depressing shit #sorry for being depressing #im exhausted #i hate everything #i hate my self #more than anyone else #i dread having to exist #self h@te #i'm sad #mentally tired #vent #venting #personal

[egophiliac]

so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!

with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway #disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me #(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!) #more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet #but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him #i adore crowley don't get me wrong #(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.) #but like. #not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it) #i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them #just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday. #crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like #and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now. #then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now! #i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks. #that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad #it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder

[eraserheadadult]

another fantasy merch design scribble.. i think the version with the asterisk is funnier but idk if it reads

#woof #trash can #i also liked the colored lineart more but now i am not so sure... #doesnt matter cause it will never exist 😔

[somewhereincairparavel]

I'm not obsessed with Jason Grace. I'm merely giving him the love he didn't get all these years. 💅

#Yeah no i totally am not obsessed. look at me. lying behind the screen #I love brick boi sm #He deserves more love #But I'm glad I'm seeing more love for him on Tumblr tho. Instagram reels are SO harsh on him like is it a trend to hate him there or smth? #I saw Goodread discussions from wayyy back in 2013 and literally all comments were trash talking him sm #I felt like such an outsider looking at those comments tbh bc ppl give me weird looks when I say I like Jason #pjo #pjo fandom #pjo hoo #percy jackson #jason grace #pjo hoo toa #pjo series #annabeth chase #piper mclean #leo valdez #frank zhang #hazel levesque

[mirusx]

if there's one thing i have felt for lcf that nothing can ever beat, it's the novel's love for familial bond. it's how everyone have lost so much and still somehow found each other. it's how they all relearned how to truly belong. it's how they are family by bond and by choice. it's how they would never trade the family they have been blessed with for anything, for anyone, not even for the gods.

oh how they would actually stand before and stare down the universe itself if it means protecting their family..

#i am just emotional today for lcf's found family trope #it's so good i wanna sob #there's such a strong urge to reread it #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #lout of the count's family

[tardxsblues]

TWELVE AND CLARA IN SERIES 8

You betrayed me. You betrayed my trust, you betrayed our friendship, you betrayed everything that I've ever stood for. You let me down! Then why are you helping me? Why? Do you think I care so little for you that betraying me would make a difference?

#i am trash for them and i am sorry about it #doctor who #dwedit #dwgifs #twelve #twelfth doctor #clara oswald #twelveclara #whouffaldi #dws8 #peter capaldi #jenna coleman #gif warning #long post #they are genuinely so insane #and this is only series 8 #just you all wait until i get to my series nine rewatch #there will not be a coherent thought in my head

[kristiliqua]

haha jk .,,,,, Unless 😳 ?

#it is almost 3 am #what am i doing #this idea came into my head and i Had to do it u dont understand #this mf is stupidly fun to doodle . only his face tho #idk how to draw the rest of his body LOL #missasinfonia fanart #missa fanart #qsmp missasinfonia #qsmp missa #missasinfonia #qsmp fanart #qsmp #qsmp pissa #he is talking to phil bee tee dubs #why is twitter quality so Trash bro

[chainuuser]

“Dee, in order for this to work, I have to be you.”

“So what am I meant to do?”

“Be me, you bitch.”

#so I got this idea in my head where Dennis comes up with a scheme that Requires them to pretend to be one another for a day #and obviously Dee is in so they carry out this idiotic plan #totally real not suspicious plan not at all an excuse to dress masc/fem #anyway the twins being genderqueer is something I think about a lot and I am a firm believer in this #iasip #iasip dee #iasip dennis #reynolds twins #dennis reynolds #dee reynolds #iasip art #its always sunny in philadelphia #trash twins #canadasart

[julz-29]

Mild spoiler!!!

So was talking with a friend yesterday (Keep in mind she doesn't really know much about tcf) about Cales new tattoos (the waterdroplets he gets in part 2) and how when he first got the shield power a tattoo showed up for it.

(I believe he got tattoos for all his powers but I can't really remember where or what they look like)

Her response to this was. "So they're like cutie marks? from my little pony"

#I have been cursed with this thought so i am cursing others with it as well #i cant be alone in this #lcf #tcf #tcf cale #cale henituse #trash of the count's family

[frownyalfred]

What if, by implanting the codex into Clark, Jor-El accidentally put something else inside of his son? Something Eldritch, or ancient Kryptonian. Something old and instinctual that only comes out of Clark/Kal-El at the right time.

#something to do with Bruce #because I am superbat trash #but also #there’s hardly any mention of the codex in Clark or how he inserted it exactly #or why it had to be that way #I’m so curious #maybe someone else can jump in and explain better #Clark kent #Kal el #superman #man of steel #kryptonian biology #eldritch

[notmoreflippingelves]

Actually going insane over the implications of Jason asking Dick to be the Robin to his Batman in Battle for the Cowl.

Like I initially took it at the purely surface-level of Jason wanting a partner in the general sense. Which made sense, it's a huge responsibility and a lonely one so an assistant/sidekick/partner seems a no-brainer if you can get one.

But then I really thought about it, because Jason is not asking Dick to be his partner in the general sense; he's not even asking Dick to be his Nightwing. He's asking Dick to be his Robin.

And they both know exactly what Jason means: "Be the light to my darkness. Be the smile to my scowl. Be the hope to my fear. "

He's saying "Be 'Robin'; be the embodiment of Love and Justice and Goodness. Be the exceptional person that you have always been. Be the slightly-less exceptional person that I was when I wore your colors. Be the person that I was in the process of becoming and might have been (or might still be), if only Joker hadn't clipped my wings."

He's saying "I am prepared to become vengeance, become the Night. And I will go further than Bruce ever dared to, because it is what is needed. I will be the necessary evil. But you don't have to be. If Batman is Gotham's curse, Robin has always been its blessing. I will be the brutal punishment to our world, and I am asking you to be its incandescent gift."

He's saying, "Be for me, what we were for Him. Be my anchor, my comfort, my hope. Remind me what it's all for, why it's all worth it. And remind yourself as well."

He's saying "Be 'Robin' again--for both of our sakes."

#dick grayson #jason todd #battle for the cowl #jaydick #dickjay #kinda but also not kinda #batman #dcu #'we can rule together as just it always should've been with you as my guiding light and conscience' #is that not in essence; a sort of marriage proposal ? #well no but it's not NOT one either if you catch my drift #i should note that i haven't actually read bftc yet and i know it's considered controversial/bad #and considered ooc for pretty much everyone #so i am not even sure if I will like it #but i am still planning on reading it for the jaydick crumbs #and b/c i am using it and knightfall as the primary inspo for my krisnix au #apparently jason does ask tim to be his robin first and that's interesting as well #but honestly a little less powerful/interesting to me at least since jaytim just doesn't interest me as much as jaydick #and honestly i've looked at the panels and it seems a little more genuine when jason asks dick idk #more like 'last chance; i'll let you live if you join me' for tim vs. 'join me because this feels right' for dick #and honestly even with clumsy execution; just the narrative and emotional richness of this scene is still making me absolutely feral #this arc could be complete trash in any and every other way but if it gives me THEMES; i will forgive anything #it's the former english major occupational hazard #*apollo justice voice *: I'M FINE #(narrator voice: she was not in fact fine)

[mayhasopinions]

i may be really reaching here but when crowley says 'who tried very hard to kill you, to cast you into hellfire and destroy you', that's the only reason he gives to hating gabriel. he's not willing to give this clearly ditzy and amnesic archangel a single chance because he was involved in aziraphale's execution and he clocked that he's a generally shitty guy. he doesn't say 'he's an asshole' or anything like that, it's the only reason he gives.

plus, he says 'he's not OUR friend'. He could have easily said 'he's not YOUR friend', but gabriel's actions was an attack on crowley as well as aziraphale, as crowley was the one to stand in the burning bookshop, thinking that his angel had been killed, and was ordered to step into hellfire in a cutthroat manner posed as aziraphale. it gets to the point to the point where aziraphale, the one who was attempted to be executed and has been pushed around by gabriel all his life, gives gabriel more slack than crowley, who only knows gabriel off of the fact that a. he tried to kill azi b. he's been treating azi badly for millenia

plus, we don't know if he knew gabriel before he fell from heaven, and if he did, he doesn't mention it in the 'why gabriel is a bad person so he should not be our adopted son 101' mini presentation, so if he did know gabriel before and gabriel was most likely part of the falling, he doesn't mention anything like 'i knew him before he was a dick', because the ONLY THING that matters to crowley is that gabriel's a dick to aziraphale, something that even AZIRAPHALE HIMSELF cast aside because he wanted to help gabriel, it doesn't matter what gabriel did to him, it doesn't matter that he inadvertantly tried to execute crowley, it only matters what he did to azi, and he's afraid that he'll do it again now he's back. crowley is so scared to lose aziraphale again it's insane also... 'precious, peaceful, fragile'... sideye

#where was i going with this #who knows #but anyway #these fuckers are in lo- *neil gaiman shoots me* #ineffable husbands #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #archangel gabriel #analysis #to all of my non gomens followers . i am so sorry i am becoming such gomens trash right now #this is the most i’ve obsessed over a fandom since owl house 2022 itsg

[marragurl]

I’ve been waiting for the official release of neuvillette’s constellation just to be sure but guys-

I can’t be the only one who sees this right????

Milotic

Like I’m not going crazy right?!

Guys guys can y’all imagine? Neuvillette merman AU and he has a gorgeous milotic tail?-

I’d pass away

#genshin impact #neuvillette #neuvillette merman AU #merman AU #milotic #I’m throwing in wriolette in here bc I am wriolette trash #and I just know Wriothesley would also find Milotic! Neuvillete the most attractive thing #wriolette #god he’d be so pretty I can’t-