#I CANT GET OVER HOW FUNNY THIS IS

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

Robert Sean Leonard is completely right when he talks about how unhinged Wilson is lmfao. Man literally wrote, "Euthanasia: Let's tell the truth. We all do it." And was going to use it as an opening line for a speech at a medical conference. Even House thought he was insane, and that's saying something

#im sure someones talked about this before #but i cant get over how fucking funny it is #house md #house #james wilson #wilson #rsl #robert sean leonard #dr james wilson #dr wilson

[fure-dcmk]

thinking about how shinran first reunion is also heishin first meeting

thinking about how heikazu first meaningful symbol introduction (omamori) is also the one where heiji gave the romantic symbol up for shinichi

they keep hijacking each others romantic episodes

#heishin #i cant stand them #i keep forgetting the Diplomat Murder Case is also a shinran episode 😭 heishin brain disease #its fine some shinran fans do the same and accidentally gloss over the heishin part of that episode #shipper brain disease fr #no hate to shinran and heikazu btw im a polycule believer #just thinks its funny how the episodes which is vital canon ship material is also the one where heishin fans get their food from

[puppyeared]

its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously

#I have an assignment that was due a week ago and I really really dont want to do it. I have to but i dont want to #im probably making it worse because my brain has built a wall around it so now i can’t do literally anything else until thats done. but #because I don’t want to do it I’m just kinda stuck. turns out this is what they meant when they said emotional regulation is part of #exec dysfunction.. I’ll have a thought like if I get a little bit of it done now i can get it over with. I can just submit something #and then not even 5 minutes later itll be like ugh but I have to draw all the assets out. I have to write things and make spreads ugh #and its just flopping between those two things. i hate it when ppl are like well how much time do you need to work on one thing #because BOY id love to know too. I’d love to know exactly when my brain wants to cooperate with me and work around that but I cant #even my period can’t decide when it wants to punch me in the stomach. which is kinda funny in the grand scheme of things but still #its so weird im just lying on my bed thinking abt all this like damn.. the time will pass anyways no matter what I decide to do.. damn…. #if I submit that assignment now and take the L I literally won’t die. it’ll just be a deduction on an assignment nobody will ask me about #I know this but I’m still stressing myself about it so my thoughts aren’t really connecting to my body. weird #maybe its because Im having a hard time looking forward to things. theres definitely a lot I should be living for but I don’t really feel #a strong attachment to it I guess? it’s been like this for a while with holidays and meeting with friends so I just don’t #I kinda figured its because im pretty passionless and its more like passing interest. but it’s not very fun when it feels like I’m going to #be living distraction to distraction for the next 70 years or so lol #idk it kind of feels like slowly bleeding out. which is funny because I actually did experience blood loss this week #had a 30 minute nosebleed and literally could not stand. also it felt like someone was pinching the back of my brain which was interesting #yapping #does this count as vent #vent #Ive just been making an oc carrd and contemplate changing my blog header for the past 3 days honestly

[lameow-l]

GAMING IS MY SON AND IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM IM GONNA KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN MYSELF!!

LOOK AT HIM HES SO CUTE

i still have hope in getting the other boys too

its ok they can be a band or smth.. at least then gaming wouldn’t have to be so disappointed in people not hiring him bc he’s just having fun with his boys…

#it took me soooo long to realize his name can also be 'gaming' and idk if i should be ashamed or proud lol #his hashtag is gonna get real funny real quick #is it actually an intentional business decision made by hyv #no way this was accidental #anyway im disappointed in his hair design but i stopped feeling much since all genshin charas always have the ugliest hairstyles #also him being another bennett just not as unlucky #he works so hard and still tries to achieve his artistic dream at the same time #but people just smile and ignore him…PAY THE DUDE!!! #ALSO ALSO.. chiaki 2.0 and they better add all other ryuseitai next #i just can get over how energetic and cool genshin concept designs are when the game keeps slapping us with a downgraded version every time #not to say current designs aren’t energetic or cool.. just not as much lol (still salty about red xiao and those flying nahidas) #now i know why they still not doing an art book yet.. they’re ashamed to admit of the amounts of good designs they never use #AND I LOVE GENSHIN DESIGNS honest (otherwise why would i keep doing fanart of this game and this game only for 3 years) #sorry i dont post all of them.... i have issues #but i cant help but feel robbed when i see these designs knowing what they could’ve been #and it’s in no way hyv’s fault *glance at leakers* and the new designs are getting crazier and cooler but #please for the love of god hyv stop with the mullets PLEASE!!! #gaming #ga-ming #gaming genshin #genshin impact

[chromatic-ren]

i started thinking about how funny it is again that Gale seems to scold and to some extent even talk to everyone like a cat. Which given his background is the funniest choice for Tim Downie and Gale's writer to show that this man has made deranged his social skills through self-imposed isolation

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale #baldur's gate 3 #tim downie #the more time i spend with Gale the more I cant get over how fucking funny he is #totally ignored him in EA and am now quite pleased

[actualbird]

// enduring light spoilers

so i just finished phase 3 and at this point im hoping that somehow, ALL the boys are the murderers and theyre throwing each other under the bus. this is backed up by no facts or deductions, i just think the drama would be juicy

that being said i find it funny that even if luke's character isnt the murderer, hes still very much guilty of assaulting boss qian. like. he admitted to that. openly. that he knocked him out. with a phonograph. my man.....

#sorry i cant get over how funny it was that luke was hiding in the closet then BASHED QIAN OVER THE HEAD IN A PANIC #actually luke has been the one pointing fingers at others the most....first at marius then at vyn....oh lukey im onto you #(editor's note: this user has luke tunnel vision) #tot spoilers #tears of themis

[spaciebabie]

shoutout 2 this person in my class who i can tell wants 2 talk 2 me really bad but instead of doing that whenever she has the chance she'll talk 2 whoever else is around and ignore me entirely unless im mentioned by name

#bruh lmao #so awkward. say something you dingus lol #ik you wanna talk 2 me so bite the bullet already #gyatt #spacie spoinks #literally. she was having a conversation with my partner for the project im doing. and like #heres the thing #if im not invited into conversation i usually dont participate #im like a vampire like that #and so like. after they're done conversating she'll just kind of. stand there. this has happened twice now #like dude sdkfjshlkdfj #im not upset by this behavior i have very awful social patterns as well and have been thru this (i am autistic) #am i gonna hafta say something. lol #probably #''hey bro whats up with you. i dont mean like how are you doing. i mean like. whats wrong with you.'' #cant say that its not funny when you say it irl only when the ppl you're talking with know you're not being mean 😭 #also like. this person has been staring at me lol #which like. makes me flustered so whenever she's around i panic and my face fucking turns red its god awful #for awhile it made uhh. my paranoia get really bad im ngl!! #its already bad when it comes 2 being around strangers but this like made it REALLY bad for a few weeks #im more calm now tho. rational brain won over and im chillin #i gotta work up the courage 2 say something b4 the semester is over or this is gonna bother me for the rest of my life sfkjsdhflkjs #i dont wanna put her on the spot #the only time i see her is when im in class #and . doing that interaction in front of ppl. i dont wanna embarrass her ksjfskjd

[whomstdvelynt]

i am so normal (all i can think about is genloss but not in a way that i can properly put into words ough ough ough ough and also my mouth hurts but that’s completely unrelated)

#teehee.txt #genloss #gl!charlie my guy my silly guy he is so silly and for sure has religious trauma and showfall is all hes ever known and and and and #generation loss #and gl!sneeg. everyone hates him :( bro cant be That much of a hater for no reason. and he said he was coming back for ranboo #and he almost got out and i think he would’ve gone back if he couldve. he would’ve ran all the employees and hetch over with a car and i— #—would cheer. gl!sneeg deserves to run someone over. as a treat. #and gl!ranboo. bro had no idea :(((((((( #and gl!austin. bro was trying to leave the whole time. he just wanted to live. :(( they ALL wanted to live :((((((( #and gl!niki. she should also get to run over someone. as a treat. #and gl!vinny. looney toons ass death will never not be funny to me. but think of how it would’ve looked without the filter. #also bro just like me fr i also hoard a bunch of random stuff <3 #and gl!ethan. his fish man :(((((((((( #GOD IM SO NORMAL.

[moeblob]

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

#my characters #waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit #deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee #and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name #deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c #man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while #he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair #ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so #its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons #but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me #and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not #fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew #and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable #while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts #and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed #so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en #so you know maybe its that idk #and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now #and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it #and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad #that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal #and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it #the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer #anyway story time in the tags again #im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note #its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him #he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times #and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea #and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you

[every-sanji]

#one piece #sanji #black leg sanji #everysanji #thriller bark #ch462 #theres been someone whose been slowly reblogging some of my like. really old posts #and doing some absolutely fantastic character analysis in the tags #but oh my god you're reminding me of the cringe captions i used to leave on every post #i did that FOR LIKE. IM PRETTY SURE OVER A YEAR. #IF IT WASNT SO LONG I'D GO BACK AND EDIT ALL OF THEM BUT EUGH #all but one i think the birthday post was funny okay that one was funny and i had to consolidate so much to get it to post on the right day #god. i cant believe this will probably post after the blog anniversary #4 years of every sanji. how do we feel guys #as of queuing this i have uh. 2302 followers and i'll probably have a few more by the time you actually see this #absolutely insane that people still follow this silly gimmick blog i've been running since i was 19 #ik i have said it before but this little project got so big and i dont even particularly care for op anymore #i just keep this blog running for the bit of finding every sanji and watching people be amazed at the really really small ones #that i manage to find in the background. its a special skill you gain by running a blog like this #anyway no more tag rambles i want to try and finish this volume tonight if i can

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Sebastian: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Sebastian: DAZAI-SAN IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Sebastian: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp incorrect quotes #ikevamp sebastian #ikevamp dazai #i had a moment of divine intervention #and now i can't unsee it #i cant get over the fact that sebastian really said his life dream was to be a feral housewife in a mansion full of historical figures #I WANT THOSE PILLOWS LOOKING LIKE MICROWAVABLE POPCORN BAGS THREE MINUTES DEEP #literally i can take no comedic credit for this gayle is just iconic and sebastian is channeling their energy at any given moment #i dont care if we have to throw e v e r y t h i n g out. i want this place looking like a new mediterranean fusion restaurant by noon. AAAA #ISAAC PUT SEA SHELLS ON THE DOOR KNOBS #THIS IS A DISH TOWEL. WE NEED A HAND TOWEL. WHAT ARE WE BARBARIANS!!?!?! #WE LIVE OUTSIDE. WE EAT MUD AND STICKS. #i love how the poor puppy in the background is just watching them like ?????? King in the living room like 'bruh' while sebas has a meltdow #*looking at vlad's flowers that were sent as a gift* MC CAN WE GET THE LESBIAN PLANT OUT OF HERE #i dont care how many years pass its always funny #i feel like the comparison is really made by gayle's intermittent screeching throughout too #honorable mention: this is also theo when anything happens to vincent #I DON'T CARE IF ARTHUR'S BLEEDING OUT VINCENT'S PAPER CUT COULD GET INFECTED #SOUNDS LIKE A HIM PROBLEM NOW GET THE FIRST AID KIT HONDJE #WHAT? GAUZE? WHAT IS THIS 1632? YOU COULDN'T FIND A BAND-AID? STOP CRYING IM NOT DONE-- #source: “company is coming” / Chris Fleming

[evadingreallife]

DISCLAIMER: i have my own opinions but mainly i just enjoy stirring up chaos. Tell me in the tags what you all think!!✨

Reblog for sample size etc etc you know it

ps. Yeah thats not a walrus emoji but its the closest i had cmooon cut me some slack guys

pps. bts as in BEHIND THE SCENES dont come @ me talking about BTS the group yall (<-actual mistake i have done. multiple times. yay.)

#polls #ao3 #fanfiction #fic #word count #how do i tag thissssss i dont want to tag specific fandoms ahhhhhhhhh #uhmmmmm maybe ill do it anyways ho ho here i go #hp #naruto #mdzs #tgcf #bnha #atla #orv #tbf im tagging orv just cause i think itd be funny to get into a fandom war with kdj over ways of survival lol #hmmmm now that ive thought that i gotta tag alsp #svsss #for the same reason tbh #pidw fanboy shen yuan ftw #oooooooh you know what #lotr #asoiaf #yeah that tracks #i think thats it #cant think of other fandoms with that many super duper long fics that im also into lol #btw i may have not mentioned it until now but i just know that stwwx is with us in spirit. if not in tags. akhsksjsls #if you have no idea what stwwx is well. good for you. you dodged a bullet there lol. #cql #for real tho has anyone ever counted cql as separate from mdzs in the history of ever lol #the art of making polls to poll

[fossilizedhysterics]

angel Ɛ✦3

#hiiiii im posting my fursona here for the first time. very nervous #idk why. this is literally the Having A Fursona website #im just gonna. ramble about him for a sec bc hes my guy and hes very silly #his name is roadkill!! technically not but his actual name cant be comprehended by humans #he got that name because of how often he gets run over. he does it on purpose most of the time. he thinks its funny #hes a possum/angel/demon/eldritch horror/incubus/somehow part borzoi thing #and he can shapeshift #and he has a youtube channel where he murders people #hes very controversial. they make video essays about him. but still tons of ppl defend him #(dont ask me why his channel hasnt just been deleted) #but yeah!! he dies a bunch and kills people and tempts people to sin! #there is no like. actual story with him really. hes just a silly guy i draw a lot. dont question it #ok ill shut up now #furry #furry art #fursona #anthro art #furry fandom #furry oc #my art

[randomgooberness]

Just almost crashed my car on my way to work because i remembered darnold saying “we only ever tested this on a mouse” after giving gordon a life altering potion

#THIS IS MOSTLY A JOKE i was driving and trying not to laugh #goob.txt #GOD ITS SO FUNNY. I CANT GET OVER HOW MUCH THAT LINE SLAYS ME #hlvrai #darnold pepper

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Chinese Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel(ft. Mark Webber & Jenson Button)(not pictured: Parc Fermé )

#sebmarkson podiums are my absolute fav i love them smmmmm!!!! my fav ot3!!! <3 #look at mark and jenson clapping for him wahhhh #ive mentioned many times but i love this podium ot3 bcs it just makes seb look especially tiny even when hes standing on the top step #but i find it kinda funny that jenson is so much more affectionate with seb(the non-teammate who just beat him) compared to mark #the 2009 sebmarkson dynamic: sebson with seb fan worship x top dog jenson x mark live slug reacting to them in the corner #tho mark and seb's parc ferme synchronicity is very cute #but goddddddd jenson is so touchy with him hehehe #ALSO THAT CHAMPAGNE SPRAYING #have you guys seen the pics of that moment??? absolutely insane and so extremely obscene #sorry for cutting out mark and jenson's trophies i cant help but focus these primarily on the race winner #i mentioned this in the last race post bcs both of these have similar settings(wet race near sundown) #but god ill never get over how bad the lighting is especially since is one of my fav races/podiums #like im obsessed over it but then i look at the pics with the lighting of a bad horror movie and im so ughhhhhhh #sebastian vettel #mark webber #jenson button #sv5 #jb22 #sebson #sebmark #martian #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2009 chinese gp #2009 chinese grand prix #we do a little bit of f1 #(2009: 3/17 races watched) #^ 17 races feels so short compared to 2023

[cradle-of-darkness]

COOKIES OF DARKNESS NATION WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

(long rambling in tags if u care)

#cookie run #licorice cookie #red velvet cookie #affogato cookie #I KNOW im late to this but i was at school ok 🙄 anyways i have a lot of thoughts #first off LICORICE UGH I MISSED HIM SO BAD IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM #his stats are so fascinating to me. i don't think anyone was expecting his strength to be that high #its pretty average but its still his best stat surprisingly #im shocked his strategy and puzzle solving are only 3. i think that's a strange decision to make them so low but I'm open to accepting it #maybe his avoidance/lack of ability to see the big picture contributes to the low scores? #his stats are so unexpected but I could get used to it. still i want an elaboration from devsis on these #i want them to show his strength in the show because i was expecting his strength to be like. 3 or 4 #but anywho. i think its very funny how affo is 0 strength. i love how its canon licorice could easily kick his ass in a fist fight #i really do love affo and im SO happy to see him with the cod fucking finally all we got with him as a cod until now was ODYSSEY 😭 #im so excited to see him work with the cod as an actual member. he's a very fun character for me #i cant wait for them to actually make him feel like one of the cookies of darkness its been over a year since he joined by now c'mon #im just so ecstatic that the cod are back. hopefully this is a good omen and will pave the way for more cod appearances soon #bcs u all know how i feel about the lack of cod for the better part of the past year. this better be their comeback i believe in them #😁😁😁😁😁😁 IM JUST SO HAPPY THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME IM SO HAPPY U HSVE NO IDEA I LITERALLY SCREAMED #btw ik crepe is there. but they're in a weird grey area of being a cod so i didn't post them BUT IM VERY HAPPY THEY'RE THERE TOO ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #♦️charlie's miscellaneous